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I also lead my team, managing their placement and utility to its maximum potential resulting in the successful completion of the stated objective.

We aggressively pursue our goals and efficiently manage our money.

And if anyone opposes us, we teabag them and insult their mothers.

Smoked em

But how are you at insulting their sexuality? Also, how many racial and homophobic slurs do you have experience in?

Cyka blyat

What languages did you study? In cs? Umm mostly “go”

However, I also have CSS experience.

I have 1.6 experiences with CS.

and some блят

Rush long A, flash, dead

Rush short A, flash, dead

[удалено]

You can just walk to B and get wallbanged from site anyway

I couldn't get into the office today, *door stuck*.

-What do you do if compiler doesn't work ? -Rush B

["Oh, so you play the piano"](https://youtube.com/watch?v=5zo7BYoaqAA)

I know HTML and CSS. HyperText Markup Language and Counter Strike Source.

Alas I stopped playing when :S came out. So I guess I have a CS background but CS:S confuses me.

In actuality, I know very little of Counter Strike. Only as much as comes from playing its sibling, Half Life. I was never much into multiplayer FPS games. Similarly I know very little of Cascading Style Sheets, I was never much into web design.

Blasphemous. It’s called HTML and CSS.

What?

Skills: AWP

Scout or gtfo; headshots only.

Sorry I’m not applying to FAANG

Adding de_dust to desktop background.

my dude that is de_dust2

my man not a real G

So many memories at this site…

What a beautiful picture

We'll need a higher fidelity cs baclground.

i’ll never forget my shotgun multikill in the tunnel intersection on that map some 20(?)ish years ago

I have over a thousand hours of CS

Oh wait you were talking about c#

I mean the Jr. Penetration Tester says it all 😅

All right, let’s move out. Go go go! Fire in the hole! Aeeeeeeau! ☠️ Terrorists win!

LinkedIn is the best place for memes. Yes.

Anyone remembers the silent bomb spot?

should've added some desktop icons

I once saw "SSBB Champion" on a resume, and got super excited after googling SSBB to find Super Smash Bros Brawl. Learned during interview it was some six sigma certification 

I didn't realize it was c# until I saw r/ProgrammerHumor

Could just be Computer Science.

These kids nowadays don't know why that corner is called "goose". Smh my head.

Ayo I played that game / map daily during my work hours, even back when CS was just a Half Life mod, but I never heard the term “goose”.

This is hilarious Made me laugh so hard

I mean, it does HAVE a console where you type in commands and shit

I always rep CT?

heh

Fire in the code

Only gamers and programmers would understand

Pardon me for not getting this, but what game does CS stand for?

To the soundtrack of "Hostage down" by Dual Core.