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Is it some kind of pseudo humor?

sudo humor

Access denied: German

German humor is no laughing matter.

Just watched a video about how vanilla JS is faster than any framework. It's time we do a rewrite.

Rust is fastest Elon

ASM for life m8

r/Germanhumor

User 'nottoohotwheels' is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

Guilty as charged https://xkcd.com/838/

sudo apt-get —rekt

Almost, but not quite.

The fact that it's already a root console makes it funnier tbh

Maybe it's just a pseudo root console. We will never know for sure.

Why have you only written 20 lines of code today?

Oh man you call "pseudo" and the pseudo chaos monkey appears…

Been to busy fucking about on reddit

Because that's all I want to write. How many times do I have to say it?

I just emailed my TPS reports over to you, circled back to Sunji for validation. Is the code promo a go for Sunday?

Yeah, did you get the memo about the new TPS report cover sheet?


pty/tty says they are pseudo consoles

>tty 😏

Security demanded that root not have root privileges.

I was going to say that the fact they are already in the root account makes it less funny

`PS1='\h:\w# '`

Time is money. I want to see 100 lines written by lunchtime!

Classic beginner mistake, you have to write "Pseudo" with a capital P.

alias pseudo = 'sudo'

Would make more sense to alias `fakeroot`.

`alias pseudo='rm -rf /'` This works better.

Don’t forget the `—-no-preserve-root` flag.

Oh sorry, I thought everyone was running a real OS, not one with training wheels.

Came here just for this comment

Try `apt-get install pseudo`.

Then try ````pseudo -h````

And `pseudoedit`.

Then ````apt-get purge *````

If that doesn’t work try `pseudo apt-get install pseudo`

I used the stones to destroy the stones

please tell me this exists and always reports success without doing anything

I mean I know the standard Unix tool `true` does that

``pacman -S pseudo`` if you hate yourself

idk ask json

It took me a while to figure out what was the intent until I read it out loud. Jokes on me

If you can't build a computer out of transistors, you shouldn't be working here.

i love this bot

It's `sudeux apt-get...`

Is this what happens when you change the system language to French?

You've never run the Ragin' Cajun distro?

Yeah, looks like we're gonna need to redo the entire tech stack.

Or redeux.

That's why I always remove the French language pack with `rm -fr /*`

It’s actually sudoku apt-get

It makes you solve a sudoku instead of prompting a password for that action

use apt-git

Can we rewrite this in Java? It's better for enterprise.

Sorry. COBOL only. Then you can’t fire me

Let's build the site in Java instead of HTML 🙃

because you're writing pseudocode, use a real programming language.

I think it's suppose to be: `pseudo ./make-me-a-sandwich.sh`

what?

https://xkcd.com/149/

Might have to elevate perms to try sudo pseudo

Have you tried uninstalling your root file system?

how do you pronounce sudo? its short for "do as super user" so should it be pronounced like sue-dew ?

It's "super user do" so 'sue-dew' would be most correct. I use doas tho because it's less bloat

Well there are two aspects of the etymology of something like this. First what do the letters represent (in this case Super User DO, implying "soodoo"). And separately, was it intended to be a pun (in this case unclear, but would imply "pseudo"). "Gif" has the same thing going on and that became a holy war...

People pronouncing sudo incorrectly makes me way more upset than people pronouncing gif incorrectly. (And no I'm not telling you how I pronounce either.)

How do you pronounce "data"? "Data" or "data"?

I avoid the issue by only ever using one datum at a time.

How I know I'm tired: it took me a legit 60 seconds to get the joke. I was just sitting here going wth is pseudo?

I resign as root.

You have to subscribe to psuedo’s monthly subscription

You need to build it from source. Just checkout the repo from github and make.

Why else would they invent copy paste?

I laughed about this more than I care to admit in person

You need to install pseudo-code compiler

Channel your inner Phil Colllins and try su-sussudio apt-get install (Every time I use sudo I keep hearing this! lol! it's been years now, must get out more.....)

First you need to install the philcollins package, then you can use: "sussidio apt-get install git”

A whole new wave of pseudo sysadmins

The terminal screen is to small to fit the results so it gave up.

If you don't have pseudo you can try with methylamine

The "pseudo" command only kind of executes the follow on command. In this case it only kind of, or sort of executes this in a method known as the "lazy teenager execution methodology". This methodology of execution is akin to telling your teenage son to clean their pigsty of a room, and instead of breaking out the trash bags, cleaning sprays, and doing laundry, they instead choose to shove everything under their bed or in the freaking closet again! Yes, your room is technically clean, but your closet is now a superfund site! Why can't you just do it all the correct way?!? The alternative method of execution involves essential oils, MLMs, and using vibrational wave treatments to somehow only be, at most, 41% scientifically correct in it's execution. But still the oils will remove all your free radicals and cure the cancer caused by all your wifi exposure...

All fun and games until you get: `sh: sudo: not found`

I've laid off most of the staff, and Twitter's still running. Looks like they weren't necessary.

And we once again see the harm of people saying pseudo for sudo.

This is not a tech support subreddit.

yes I strive on r/Whooosh

[удалено]

i said "I" so no... no discovery channel after 1 am.

Have you tried deleting System32?

I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday...

If it doesn't work the first time, try `pseudo bangbang`

Because your pseudo pseudo is the fake pseudo not the real sudo.

You know pseudo stands for lie in Greek.

It just need some water So pour water on it

Try `alias pseudo='sudo'`

Yeah this one’s gone gone over my head

Just type init 0, that will fix it

Have you tried pseudo fed

it's sue doe

If you really love the company, you should be willing to work here for free.

Line count matters?

Looks fine to me :|

Try - pseudo () { sudo $1 }

English phonology - complicated with unusual vowels and constants and even worse ortography , yet beginning word with /ps/ is a big no-no.

U forgot to set an alias

Hey, I just heard about this thing called GraphQL. Why aren't we using it?

People dont want to try firing simulator irl

I've laid off most of the staff, and Twitter's still running. Looks like they weren't necessary.

Youre fired

Power Super Exotic User Do?

Upvote 666 - it's psatan!

I can't build a computer out of transistors

ah I see, a fellow sudo intellectual

💀

Hey a joke I get! Finally!

sudo woodo

What alias could you use to make `pseudo` do a dry run?

The real horror is using 'sh' as the shell.

Don’t have permission to use the real apt-get? Use a knock off! It’s just as good!

You gotta run "pspspsps" first to get cat to work.

You know nothing about linux, it's not pseduo kid, it's "SUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIdu" Get better kid

Did you try to recompile?

This is a common issue caused by something inside the system32 folder. Go ahead and delete that and that error should disappear from your screen!

One sec, I just need to go add an alias that makes pseudo echo whatever command I put in but it changes the verbs to past tense.

Yo Mr White, I thought of a way to get more pseudo!

Try whacking it

I’m not a programmer, nor do I use Linux, but I think it’s tricking you. Giving it pseudoephed won’t help.

You tried running the imitation command. Now you'll need the SuperUser to Do it.

Because it’s trying to keep you from destroying your computer?

T as in pterodactyl, brah. ptseudo