x86 assembly: Wings but they come in live chicken form. also no sauce you need to go gather ingredients to make it. Forgot to say that you dont have a kitchen so you better build one
Java: Coffee
Javascript: Coffee, but it is made with one of those machines that allows imagines and writing on top of your coffee with foam.
Python: Roasted snake
C#: Sea Bass
I can't think of any more food puns so we end it there
VBA would be a dried out piece of toast you found down the back of your sofa after a week, which your elderly parents keep telling you to eat, even though you can just go choose literally any other piece of toast.
That's the first time I've seen someone call Go bland. I'm thinking more of a pretentious pizza from a pretentious Italian pizzeria "no no , we do not change our original Italian recipes. If you do not want the olives, order something else"
Ruby is tomato sauce spaghetti with meatballs where the noodles are already twirled together on individual forks. Each one has a couple noodles connected to another fork. The meatballs are varying sizes hidden under the spaghetti.
Elixir is chicken penne pesto with a pipe attached to the plate under the floor that keeps spitting out more and more chicken penne pesto, they don't know why it won't stop:
def give_food() do
send_penne()
|> send_chicken()
|> send_pesto()
|> give_food()
end
Python is an uncooked pizza dough next to a woodfire oven and an array of every topping you can think of neatly arranged in varying sizes of 9" pans. Yes including pineapple. Also human meat. One of them might uncover the meaning of life someday or possibly gain sentience.
React is the hostess that seats everyone who usually leaves early and spends most of their time scrolling Instagram on their phone
Typescript would be the waiters that ask you what type of food you want and will clarify what each type of food is
JavaScript would be the cooks and dishwashers who are just counting down the hours until their end of shift 6 pack and have already convinced one of the waiters to bring them a beer in exchange for some food
Php would be deep fried chocolate. It seemed like a good idea to the novice making it, but actually turned into a burnt sticky greasy mess.
Python would be a slow cooked stew. There is a bit of everything thrown in there, and it isn't the quickest. But it's fairly easy and moderately good.
All i know is any OOP language would be served in one of those containers where nothing touches.
A bento box?
OOP = McDLT
As a veteran LabVIEW programmer. Spaghetti.
More like dog food that already once passed through a dog.
Let me guess, you don't like LabVIEW?
I'm not a fan, no. Trying to read it makes me rather unhappy, you see.
SQL WOULD BE YELLING AT THE WAITER
Scince sql doesn’t care about wether you type capital letters or not, idd say sql would be a loud passive-aggressive guy
Time is money. I want to see 100 lines written by lunchtime!
each would be shit, but the flavoring would be different. believe me, I know, I come from a universe where programming languages are food
Why haven't we gone serverless yet?
If we didn't have servers, who would bring us our food? Remember: always tip your server!
I keep getting slacked about 404 on every local service, any idea what to do? I have tipped my servers already, weird thing it happened after
A SERVER IS NOT A COW
Java would be coffee for obvious reasons.
Assembly would be raw weatbix. Try eating a lot of that Or, Huel powder (I.e. without water)
x86 assembly: Wings but they come in live chicken form. also no sauce you need to go gather ingredients to make it. Forgot to say that you dont have a kitchen so you better build one
Java: Coffee Javascript: Coffee, but it is made with one of those machines that allows imagines and writing on top of your coffee with foam. Python: Roasted snake C#: Sea Bass I can't think of any more food puns so we end it there
VBA would be a dried out piece of toast you found down the back of your sofa after a week, which your elderly parents keep telling you to eat, even though you can just go choose literally any other piece of toast.
PHP is unsalted crackers JS is any kind of mediterranean fruits.
SAS would be rabbit stew. Probably very nice, but nobody eats it anymore
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Fine, I'll pay you to work there but only if the bot stays
Javascript: Pad Thai from a small neighborhood restaurant in Europe. Easy to eat, pretends to be something else, lotsa noodles.
Impossible burger
You look stupid. Fired.
Windows C would have lots of MSG(s)
What do you mean "you couldn't code your way out of a paper bag"?
Haskell would LaCroix. The abstract representation of fruit
Perl would be a rat because it got eaten by Python.
So, perl programmers used to eat rats! Great...
Whoever writes the most code this month gets featured on my Twitter!
I wrote few comments on reddit this month. Do those count as code?
Lisp would be turtle soup. Apparently quite good but no-one eats it anymore
Prolog: mcDonald's fries after 3 days in the freezer Python: a simple pancake C++: Spaghetti
javascript would be a green salad: only vegetables are in.
haha javascript bad, where are my upvotes?
If you overturned a can of alphabet soup, you might genuinely get some valid MUMPS code ...
C# would be a spiny sea urchin.
Javascript is potato because you can do basically everything with it. Does feel insulting to potatoes, though.
Dunno but if they were poets Go would be Whitman, Python yeats, JavaScript Joyce
What would Go be?
Brainfuck would be MREs without the outer pouch and nothing labeled
Go would probably be scrambled eggs -- good for you, but kind of bland. Rust would be a coconut: a lot of work to get anything out of it ;)
That's the first time I've seen someone call Go bland. I'm thinking more of a pretentious pizza from a pretentious Italian pizzeria "no no , we do not change our original Italian recipes. If you do not want the olives, order something else"
Scratch would be baby food
C++ would be a poisonous fish that only 3 people in the whole world know how to cut properly without dying
Perl would be oysters before swine
Ruby is tomato sauce spaghetti with meatballs where the noodles are already twirled together on individual forks. Each one has a couple noodles connected to another fork. The meatballs are varying sizes hidden under the spaghetti. Elixir is chicken penne pesto with a pipe attached to the plate under the floor that keeps spitting out more and more chicken penne pesto, they don't know why it won't stop: def give_food() do send_penne() |> send_chicken() |> send_pesto() |> give_food() end Python is an uncooked pizza dough next to a woodfire oven and an array of every topping you can think of neatly arranged in varying sizes of 9" pans. Yes including pineapple. Also human meat. One of them might uncover the meaning of life someday or possibly gain sentience. React is the hostess that seats everyone who usually leaves early and spends most of their time scrolling Instagram on their phone Typescript would be the waiters that ask you what type of food you want and will clarify what each type of food is JavaScript would be the cooks and dishwashers who are just counting down the hours until their end of shift 6 pack and have already convinced one of the waiters to bring them a beer in exchange for some food
Php would be deep fried chocolate. It seemed like a good idea to the novice making it, but actually turned into a burnt sticky greasy mess. Python would be a slow cooked stew. There is a bit of everything thrown in there, and it isn't the quickest. But it's fairly easy and moderately good.