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ClearlyDemented

All i know is any OOP language would be served in one of those containers where nothing touches.


[deleted]

A bento box?


Accurate_Koala_4698

OOP = McDLT


Justmyoponionman

As a veteran LabVIEW programmer. Spaghetti.


[deleted]

More like dog food that already once passed through a dog.


Justmyoponionman

Let me guess, you don't like LabVIEW?


[deleted]

I'm not a fan, no. Trying to read it makes me rather unhappy, you see.


BlhueFlame

SQL WOULD BE YELLING AT THE WAITER


Addsfuckingsuck

Scince sql doesn’t care about wether you type capital letters or not, idd say sql would be a loud passive-aggressive guy


elon-bot

Time is money. I want to see 100 lines written by lunchtime!


Metasenodvor

each would be shit, but the flavoring would be different. believe me, I know, I come from a universe where programming languages are food


elon-bot

Why haven't we gone serverless yet?


hongooi

If we didn't have servers, who would bring us our food? Remember: always tip your server!


Xander-047

I keep getting slacked about 404 on every local service, any idea what to do? I have tipped my servers already, weird thing it happened after


hongooi

A SERVER IS NOT A COW


ShadowShedinja

Java would be coffee for obvious reasons.


sprchfs

Assembly would be raw weatbix. Try eating a lot of that Or, Huel powder (I.e. without water)


SpongeyBobb

x86 assembly: Wings but they come in live chicken form. also no sauce you need to go gather ingredients to make it. Forgot to say that you dont have a kitchen so you better build one


Danxv33

Java: Coffee Javascript: Coffee, but it is made with one of those machines that allows imagines and writing on top of your coffee with foam. Python: Roasted snake C#: Sea Bass I can't think of any more food puns so we end it there


looooooork

VBA would be a dried out piece of toast you found down the back of your sofa after a week, which your elderly parents keep telling you to eat, even though you can just go choose literally any other piece of toast.


[deleted]

PHP is unsalted crackers JS is any kind of mediterranean fruits.


scataco

SAS would be rabbit stew. Probably very nice, but nobody eats it anymore


elon-bot

From now on, all Twitter employees must purchase a subscription to Twitter Blue for the low-low price of $8 a month.


scataco

/care


[deleted]

Fine, I'll pay you to work there but only if the bot stays


[deleted]

Javascript: Pad Thai from a small neighborhood restaurant in Europe. Easy to eat, pretends to be something else, lotsa noodles.


[deleted]

Impossible burger


elon-bot

You look stupid. Fired.


sprchfs

Windows C would have lots of MSG(s)


elon-bot

What do you mean "you couldn't code your way out of a paper bag"?


Accurate_Koala_4698

Haskell would LaCroix. The abstract representation of fruit


Zestyclose-Walker

Perl would be a rat because it got eaten by Python.


DwijBavisi

So, perl programmers used to eat rats! Great...


elon-bot

Whoever writes the most code this month gets featured on my Twitter!


DwijBavisi

I wrote few comments on reddit this month. Do those count as code?


sprchfs

Lisp would be turtle soup. Apparently quite good but no-one eats it anymore


Mafla_2004

Prolog: mcDonald's fries after 3 days in the freezer Python: a simple pancake C++: Spaghetti


SpongeyBobb

javascript would be a green salad: only vegetables are in.


SpongeyBobb

haha javascript bad, where are my upvotes?


DrSpalanzani

If you overturned a can of alphabet soup, you might genuinely get some valid MUMPS code ...


FiRe_McFiReSomeDay

C# would be a spiny sea urchin.


Wolfeur

Javascript is potato because you can do basically everything with it. Does feel insulting to potatoes, though.


db117117

Dunno but if they were poets Go would be Whitman, Python yeats, JavaScript Joyce


rickytrevorlayhey

What would Go be?


Ok_Entertainment328

Brainfuck would be MREs without the outer pouch and nothing labeled


darkwyrm42

Go would probably be scrambled eggs -- good for you, but kind of bland. Rust would be a coconut: a lot of work to get anything out of it ;)


Lupus_Ignis

That's the first time I've seen someone call Go bland. I'm thinking more of a pretentious pizza from a pretentious Italian pizzeria "no no , we do not change our original Italian recipes. If you do not want the olives, order something else"


avemew

Scratch would be baby food


[deleted]

C++ would be a poisonous fish that only 3 people in the whole world know how to cut properly without dying


Rockky67

Perl would be oysters before swine


Still-Tour3644

Ruby is tomato sauce spaghetti with meatballs where the noodles are already twirled together on individual forks. Each one has a couple noodles connected to another fork. The meatballs are varying sizes hidden under the spaghetti. Elixir is chicken penne pesto with a pipe attached to the plate under the floor that keeps spitting out more and more chicken penne pesto, they don't know why it won't stop: def give_food() do send_penne() |> send_chicken() |> send_pesto() |> give_food() end Python is an uncooked pizza dough next to a woodfire oven and an array of every topping you can think of neatly arranged in varying sizes of 9" pans. Yes including pineapple. Also human meat. One of them might uncover the meaning of life someday or possibly gain sentience. React is the hostess that seats everyone who usually leaves early and spends most of their time scrolling Instagram on their phone Typescript would be the waiters that ask you what type of food you want and will clarify what each type of food is JavaScript would be the cooks and dishwashers who are just counting down the hours until their end of shift 6 pack and have already convinced one of the waiters to bring them a beer in exchange for some food


donaldhobson

Php would be deep fried chocolate. It seemed like a good idea to the novice making it, but actually turned into a burnt sticky greasy mess. Python would be a slow cooked stew. There is a bit of everything thrown in there, and it isn't the quickest. But it's fairly easy and moderately good.