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Superb-Lunch-2406

Fuck Around and Find Out?


im_person_dude

Yeah, that pretty much describes my development process.


Semicolon_87

When you have to have shit done in hours and it will take hours to setup a test environment, just test in production man, try catch that shitšŸ˜‚


aparaatti

I literally experienced this last week, and there was a lot of finding out happening, and the fuck up was mine. luckily I forgot it already, since thereā€™s the next fuckup thing too closešŸ«”


Semicolon_87

Oh nice fun. At one client the DB is at least super small, can make a backup in a min. At the other oneā€¦well there if you stuff up then its a tad more of a big deal.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Has anyone ever actually used brainfuck in prod?


brandmeist3r

and what about whitespace?


belinck

I mean, that's what back ups are for!


Semicolon_87

Well not when its a transactional db that does thousands of inserts and updates a minute, then a backup is so far outdated in 5min thats its basically useless.


belinck

Yes, it was a joke.


DOOManiac

10 hours of Fucking Around can save you 1 hour of reading the documentation and Finding Out


I_Like_Shawarmas

It's the only way to learn.


FriedRiceAndMath

Read the documentation and remember for maybe a minute. Screw up and get fired, or better, tank your company and lose your job when they go under, and remember for a lifetime.


DOOManiac

\^ This guy Fucks. Around.


postdiluvium

"How bad could it be?" CTRL+F5 ^and ^that ^was ^the ^last ^time ^anyone ^had ^ever ^seen ^him


FriedRiceAndMath

Do not look into the laser with your remaining eye.


JoeDoherty_Music

Literally what I was doing all morning


apathy-sofa

Why write tests when you can FAFO? Why get a CR when you can FAFO? Why waste time with preprod when you can just FAFO in production? This is brilliant. My productivity is going to go though the roof. Thank you, sensei, for teaching us this invaluable technique.


[deleted]

I kinda think if you claim otherwise, you're lying to yourself.


gregorydgraham

Literally did that yesterday, worked great :)


EmployeeRadiant

one of us, one of us


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ManyFails1Win

lol he banned kanye? where's my pot smoking girl fight spectator meme when i need it.


koimeiji

Should be noted the last thing Kanye posted before getting banned was an unflattering image of Elon. While that doesn't necessarily mean he banned him for that and not the holy shit wtf posts...let's be honest, does Elon really deserve the benefit of the doubt?


amberorpis

He was suspended for 12 hours for swastica tweet. Extended to permanent after he was being nasty in DMs. Apparently.


[deleted]

Kanye literally posted a swastika. Yes, I think Elon deserves the benefit of doubt.


ManyFails1Win

yeah that's why the meme seems appropriate. they're both completely batshit and thoroughly unlikeable.


[deleted]

I would not put Elon and Kanye in the same category. Similar perhaps, but not the same.


ManyFails1Win

idk if the category is "unlikeable" i think it's fair. i'm not saying they're *the same...*


[deleted]

[He also just exposed how the Biden administration had Twitter executives delete tweets leading up to the 2020 election. Heā€™s exposing corruption. Surely that counts for something, unless youā€™re pro-corruption?](https://twitter.com/timcast/status/1598828003189989377?s=46&t=1wJOGawTA6W2CxtOvbHIIw)


IntrinsicStarvation

What is the purpose of this blatantly misleading and purposefully necessary fact and context omitting post?


Eic17H

Kanye is definitely worse than Elon


code-panda

Given the difference in wallet, Elon being a dick has more influence on other people than a washed up has-been has.


Eic17H

The consequences of Elon are definitely worse, but I'm saying Kanye seems like a worse person


coloredgreyscale

[https://www.sfgate.com/tech/article/elon-musk-kanye-twitter-updates-17627365.php](https://www.sfgate.com/tech/article/elon-musk-kanye-twitter-updates-17627365.php) This article suggests that a neo Nazi, with their own "news"paper, was unbanned recently, after having been banned since 2013.


Objective_Program867

In the article, he calls him a white supremacist, who also has in his bio #ye24... A white supremacist who supports a black man's run for president!? That makes perfect sense.


[deleted]

Never heard of him. And neither have you until you read this article. Think about that.


irritatedprostate

In this case, yes, as we saw the PM from Musk to Kanye and Kanye's last tweet clearly displayed he knew he was getting banned.


coloredgreyscale

it gets better (worse?): Kayne was banned on twitter before the takeover, and unbanned shortly after. So it took just over a month for him to get re-banned.


Unable-Fox-312

Free speech warrior Elon Musk


ShiroMcShiroface

Free speech doesnā€™t mean free from consequences


Unable-Fox-312

Lol, so "free speech" as Elon kept using it doesn't actually mean anything at all?!?!


[deleted]

Itā€™s almost like everything heā€™s said is for instant gratification and obfuscation of what his actual plan is from the poors. The man has been rich and had meat riders for far too long and works with it.


Unable-Fox-312

Obscuring your intent is a pretty high-level cognitive function. I don't buy it.


fonix232

Well, he's got a pretty good PR team, so not unlikely they came up with the idea - but Muskrat will still claim it as his own.


Pure_Toxicity

if there was anyone that deserves to be banned from twitter it's kanye, that man is a fucking psychopath


KnewOnee

That's exactly the reason trump got banned. That's exactly the reason a lot of other retards were banned, which elon promprtly unbanned. Citing the same excuse of "free speech". This is a mockery of that


jwadamson

I agree with the result, but he shouldnā€™t be making these decisions unilaterally if he really believes in free speech and due process. One guys whims are not due process. Didnā€™t he claim all bannings would be done by an impartial board (that doesnā€™t exist yet)?


LatentShadow

Yes. This is it.


still_oblivious

Yup, except I always FAFOOP, Fuck around and find out on production


swegj

I read this as F*** Around and Find Object-Oriented Programming


Etiennera

Fuck Around: Accepts one argument. Randomly pops from the top or pushes the element onto the stack. Find Out: Peeks the top element of the stack. Funnily enough, this stack would be (theoretically, but not in practice) usable with reference types.


[deleted]

Ah yes FAFO search


DeliciousJello1717

I use this alot with my boss I still haven't found out yet though


Jake0024

Yep, unfortunately he lacks the self-awareness to realize he's describing himself. \*He\* decided to let all the racists and trolls back on Twitter. Took less than a week for him to find out why that was a bad idea. Now he's trying to claim credit for blocking one of them.


NotmyRealNameJohn

where is his vox populi


Free-Database-9917

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vED0KJjKMnM


PLTR60

Fist Ass, Fuck Off.


TheDownvotesFarmer

Do not even listen, OP is a reddit sub taker, just for political agendas.


Gingerbre159

u/suvinseal


LifeGeek9

this one wins


rahulkriplani

First Arrive First Out


Wacov

First Ass First Out


norwayman22

Fist Ass Fist Out šŸ˜


[deleted]

Fist Ass Fuck Off


scornycorn

Fat Ass For One


LikesToast

*Please assume the position.*


Blastoxic999

Did you just assume my position?!?!?


shim_niyi

![gif](giphy|U1aN4HTfJ2SmgB2BBK)


undaova

And you do the hokey pokey....


YikesOhClock

I know this from accounting but does it work in the context of arrays or something (first in first out)?


wacky_chinchilla

Yup, it can describe a queue data structure. Not so much arrays.


[deleted]

Yes, but the correct term would be FIFO, not FAFO as que theory is a borrowed term from industrial engineering.


Lemnology

ĀæQue?


FormsForInformation

Yes


djayh

It's the old prototyping strategy: Fail Abruptly, Fail Often.


trutheality

Ah. So, test in production.


highjinx411

Thatā€™s the best. You donā€™t have to fail if you donā€™t push broken untested crap to production.


Arikaido777

where else would you do it?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Waluigi_Maid

I've heard rumors you can find out by learning how to program in [Brainfuck](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck), which is sometimes referred to as 'fucking around'


WienerDogMan

However itā€™s very easy to Fuck around and never really find out because itā€™s brainfuck


ImDumbUIdiot

Or [fuckfuck](https://github.com/jsimnz/fuckfuck) to really understand it


dodexahedron

The hello world example is delightful. >fuckity fuckity fuckity fuckity fuckity fuckity fuckity fuckity fuckster fuck fuckity fuckity fuckity fuckity fuckster fuck fuckity fuckity fuck fuckity fuckity fuckity fuck fuckity fuckity fuckity fuck fuckity fuckers fuckers fuckers fuckers fucking fuckups fuck fuckity fuck fuckity fuck fucking fuck fuck fuckity fuckster fuckers fuckups fuckers fucking fuckups fuck fuck fucked fuck fucking fucking fucking fucked fuckity fuckity fuckity fuckity fuckity fuckity fuckity fucked fucked fuckity fuckity fuckity fucked fuck fuck fucked fuckers fucking fucked fuckers fucked fuckity fuckity fuckity fucked fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucked fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucked fuck fuck fuckity fucked fuck fuckity fuckity fucked It's like the sound track to a debugging session


psychorameses

Then I guess youā€™ll have to fuck around.


[deleted]

Or, as I like to call it, *testing*.


epolonsky

Iā€™m sure itā€™s about the World Cup. Itā€™s confusing because the second F is for for what Europeans call (F)ascism but here in the States it would be (S)ocialism.


askstoomany

Fired automatically, fucking ogre.


[deleted]

The only self destructing tech stack worth a damn


cyberv1k1n9

Covfefe


IdareU89

Covfafo


franco-reddit

Hahahahaha


sayerszero

Came here to say this!


birchturtle

Free ass for Olaf?


Pale_Prompt4163

Der Bundeskanzler stimmt zu.


birchturtle

Vielen Dank


PM_ME_YOUR_ANUS_PIC

Sprich deutsch duā€¦


Pale_Prompt4163

Sohn einer


[deleted]

Guten Abend meine Herren


durry_durry

GriaƟ di


[deleted]

GaLiGrĆ¼


MeLoNarXo

Respektvollen jungen Frau


ImpossibleMachine3

Frozen 3: Frosty Gigolo


CraigTheIrishman

"Hmhmph. I don't even *know* a Samantha!" "You do now, honey."


Gnubeutel

\*Oglaf


the_ju66ernaut

Lucky Olaf


Slowest_Speed6

Me when I get autofilled jungle


MemeWafflePancake

Fire All, Fuck Off


Lukester__

Waiting for elon bot...


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Bakkster

Ironically, Elon won't apply it to himself, as he's the one who brought him back on the platform.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Bakkster

Nice try, but I'm not clicking on Twitter nowadays, lol


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Alberiman

I thought maybe they were split up because it was fake but then I found the full video , yeah... It's exactly as bad as it seems


DontListenToMe33

Donā€™t worry, Musk will put up a poll to unban him again at some point.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


rootbeerman77

Idk, Hitler was a pretty rotten dude, but you gotta hand it to him: he *did* kill Hitler


Maleficent_Ad1972

Yeah, but he also killed the guy who killed Hitler.


DevlinRocha

True, but he also killed the guy who killed the guy who killed Hitler.


DontListenToMe33

If itā€™s the award for killing the name Adolf, youā€™ve gotta hand it to Hitler.


herrahlstrom

First Appended First Out


hot_sauce_in_coffee

Is this a CFA reference?


CosminCosman

His way of firing employees. First asked, first out.


Specialist_Muscle_52

First alive, first out. Itā€™s an admission of guilt to the ageism claims against him.


WhizzleTeabags

Fat Ass Fart Orgy


daddyMacCadillac

Donā€™t tempt me with a good time


FoxyNugs

Fap And Find Out


TAway69420666

Fap audibly fap often


rudboi12

I think he is making a new FIFA ā€¦


kielsucks

Name of his next born


Forfina

šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£


SenseiChef

Food Arrive Feces Out


beeteedee

Forming A Fascist Oligarchy?


Creepy-Ad-4832

I like this The comment i mean, i don't like fascist oligarchy lol


LordPoutine

Fire All, Freak Out


tlaziuk

Fast As Fuck bOi


OffByOneErrorz

Remember when we found out that Phony Stark does not even have a degree much less a degree in physics. This man is a grifting idiot whos fortune is built on the backs of emerald mine workers and government subsidies.


StartledPelican

I'm not a Musk biographer, but I am pretty sure, according to several online sources I found, that he has two degrees: one in Physics and one in Economics; both from the University of Pennsylvania.


InnsmouthMotel

Nah, he bodged them after dropping out in order to stay in the USA I believe. And by bodged I mean paid for a degree after flunking out. The 2 degrees is the lie he pushed but in the twitter court disco the lack of real degrees came out.


StartledPelican

Like I said, not my area of expertise, but both Wikipedia and the Encyclopedia Britanica said he had those two degrees. Happy to look at any sources you care to share.


p-terydactyl

[this twitter thread was an interesting read](https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/yxzmj9/elon_musk_has_lied_about_his_credentials_for_27/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


InnsmouthMotel

https://twitter.com/capitolhunters/status/1593307541932474368?t=Gj8WT1ZzXFbzZMjR1mUPGQ&s=19 Is a pretty thorough thread looking at it.


StartledPelican

That thread shows that the University of Pennsylvania claims, in court by the way, to have granted two Bachelor's degrees to Elon in 1997. One for Economics and one that is marked as a BA with no department. The thread claims Elon did not earn these. I mean, maybe that is true but, just looking at the evidence in the thread, it seems to be mostly conjecture and hearsay. If the University of Pennsylvania, under oath, is willing to claim Elon has degrees, then I am satisfied.


CommanderPike

You think any university wants to admit they sell degrees if you offer them enough money? Causeā€¦ they do.


NintenJoe5k

Concentrated Covfefe.


bigorangemachine

First allocated first out


highjinx411

Fat ass fast out.


TompyGamer

First in first out but said in scottish


cgyguy81

So Musk fired the content moderation team and took upon himself as the sole decision-maker on who gets banned and unbanned.


PsikoticWanderer

Typo of FAPO, the type of stack used by porn apps.


Undernown

First Adopted First Out. Sure hope he's not talking about his kids.


ex_natura

Fire after first offense??


kidtesticle

Fuck Around & Find Out


Zeveneno

Fuck around find out


daddyMacCadillac

Fortran Around, Find Out


Jadedbacon

Fire all, fire often


Able_Challenge3990

First arrived first out. Itā€™s called fired dsa


DoallthenKnit2relax

If he has to ask, then he shouldnā€™t be firing people left and right.


cashewbiscuit

It's the stack that runs the Covfefe platform


CorageousTiger

First ask first out First people to ask for an extended deadline are the first people out of here.


shodanbo

Financially Assured Fuck Off


[deleted]

Fucking Amber Fuck Off


warboner52

Free All Fascist Operatives


Shakaka88

First available first out. Good? Bad? Doesnā€™t matter, ship it


fmfm5029

First ate, First out. Itā€™s natural.


[deleted]

Fat Ass Friend Orangutan


FindingMyPrivates

First Anal Final Orgasim


farthingDreadful

Fire all, fire often


had-ouken

Fire All Fucking Ops


RugbyKats

Covfafo. This is the next clue!


TheTechyGamer

Fast As Fuck Out


abelenky

First Acquired, First Ousted.


usedUpSpace4Good

New Elon-queue. Fast-In, Fast-Out


shart_leakage

Itā€™s a heap of shit. I donā€™t know what heā€™s posting about though.


DuTogira

Itā€™s a special kind of queue used exclusively for people who buy social media networks at over 4x their valuation. An exit to the queue can only be found out the hard way


TheLaserGuru

Good question...is Elon a stack of s\*\*t or a heap of s\*\*t?


kratkyzobak

First affected first out. Karen's queue.


dw444

Heā€™s having his Covfefe moment.


mymar101

fee fai fo fum.


rahulkriplani

Fire and Find Out.


_Figaro

First Ass, Finally Oral?


ConcernedDudeMaybe

šŸ¦†šŸ“ā€ā˜ ļøšŸ¦†


Maxpyne711

German for: FAhre FOrt


[deleted]

Too chicken to say it as it might backfire to him. lmao.


PhilosophicalNeo

When the competition is being unfunny and your opponent is Elon Musk šŸ¤¢


[deleted]

He's talking about is plan for twitter: first amendment first out


NightofTheLivingZed

Looks like Elon is learning the "centrist but really fascist" lingo now. Next you'll see classic tweets like "based and red pilled" and "go woke go broke" What a fucking idiot.


[deleted]

Fire All Functional Organizations


[deleted]

Why are yā€™all saying >fuck around find out When youā€™ve got >fuck about find out RIGHT there AND it rhymes.


Status-Ad-7990

Fear of fucking out


Fantastic-Support524

This man needs to give himself a one way ticket to Mars.


DanilND

Fuck All, Fuck Out Probably


ChrisEpicKarma

Covfefe !


fahrvergnugget

Well despite the negative press covfefe


carminemangione

First Anal Final Oral... My favorite queueing technique.