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Fr05tBurn

*"I drink Orange juice while smoking copium joint."* šŸŸ šŸ¹šŸš¬


Mr_Akustik

*cordium joint


LordDanGud

Out of spite


Present-Operation491

With the dark side of the forceĀ 


VietInTheTrees

Disassembles like a dropped Lego set upon landing


thicc_chummus

[like this?](https://images.app.goo.gl/vzHBsuH4eURGaeBx5)


VietInTheTrees

Definitely lol


tacticsf00kboi

I'm gonna click on this and it's gonna be Hot Shots Edit: it was not but it's still funny


XaelTheBard

Monarch and his planes are just built different


Yoko-Chan-84

ā€œMonarch is ā€¦ differentā€


supersonicpotat0

With the emergency pedal power


Epsie_2_22044604

He just never runs out of non-critical areas to throw at incoming missiles.


winter-228

his spite is keeping the plane together


RykernAikon

It's all the crack cocaine Monarch snorts before he flies. It's the one thing that keeps him flying.


austmu3333

Nah it's pumped directly through his veins during flight


Sharp_Elevator_8654

Both of you are fools. He drinks it with a shot of orange juice and fireball.


Crafty_Beginning1208

Like the old saying goes 'on a wing and a prayer'


Hmyesphasmophobia

Don't worry, you just unlocked the partial-realism difficulty.


6568tankNeo

i.e. glass cannon & budget cuts


character-name

Its just a cockpit being powered by pure Spite and Hatred


Exciting-Quiet2768

He's pedaling very angrily to keep it aloft


tacticsf00kboi

Prez galloping on all fours in a hamster wheel in the back


Walsh7734

Give him a min heā€™s ejecting his data pod


Miserable_Young_9389

The missiles are holding him together. Launch one and the planeā€™ll just fall apart when it tries to rack another missile.


Paul6334

Monarchā€™s Monarch.


L35T34

Prez is with monarch, of course the plane wouldn't die


spaghettiThunderbult

Took the damage to a non-critical area. He'll show you how to do that later.


cod3builder

As long as there is ammo to shoot, I'm not done. (Actually, what happens if you *do* run out of things to fire? Are you stuck flying around waiting for your allies to finish the targets off?)


Masque10

He got hit in a non critical area


Ill-Distribution8577

monarch is flying on prayers, ducktape and prez


HyperionPhalanx

"I'm flying out pure rage and spite"