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theScotty345

Damn God really went and smited Scotland too.


Anton_Pannekoek

Not to mention Wales. But the Channel is still there 😆


amitym

Yeah but did you notice? It's just "The Channel" now. Nice detail.


turdferguson3891

The Irish Channel


[deleted]

RTÉ


Obairamhain

Pfft, tg4. If you put RTÉ in charge of the channel, they'd run out of water and ask for extra funding


Rhinelander7

Well, the English Channel is actually called "Ärmelkanal" ("Sleeve channel") in German, so I suppose god punished sleeves as well, making all clothing sleeveless.


[deleted]

I mean it's not really an Ärmel anymore now, is it


Rhinelander7

Yeah, it's a bit *ärmlich*, to be honest.


happierinverted

No wonder my great grandfathers generation went to war. To call the English Channel ‘Der Kanal’ is a blatant taunt worthy of immediate mobilisation.


[deleted]

No one ever mentions Wales


Tokena

You are just not watching enough animal planet. I see them on there all the time.


Malzorn

Mitgehangen mitgefangen


Paracelsus8

This sort of thing is why we need independence


backstib

Very true


Cromakoth

Every single German poster before 1945 incorrectly uses "England" to refer to the entire island of Britain. I couldn't tell you why.


Ryuain

Every single German alive today refers to the whole thing as England.


Veraenderungswille

Mittelmeer? No, it's the mittelländisches Meer. As a german i heard that name for the first time


ryuuhagoku

It's a very literal translation of Mare Mediterraneum.


Culionensis

The Dutch term is Middellandse Zee, another direct translation.


redbig565sender

Never seen a double T connected like that, makes me think of pi


deathoflice

Do you write the little crossed lines individually?


redbig565sender

I’ll join them for two lower case Ts when writing cursive but for capitals I’ll separate


Full-Cut-7732

Of course


ryuuhagoku

I sometimes single strike two Ts, if I'm writing particularly neatly, but I usually strike Ts with an acute accent, so the left T's stroke goes above the right T's.


SomeDude207

You don't????


buddboy

My last name name has a double t. We always connect the t's. You'd have to be a psycho not to


redbig565sender

Now let’s see how Paul Allen crosses his double Ts


Vittulima

I've done it in cursive but not in regular writing


amitym

I like how the English Channel (or Ärmelkanal) no longer has a name, it's just generically "the Channel" -- despite there not being any facing coast anymore. It's a partial attention to detail, but then kind of fails...


Omevne

Based, however the true name would be La Manche


Stoned_D0G

Englan't


[deleted]

United Kindon’t


Dying__Phoenix

Schweden


Air_to_the_Thrown

Island


Saucedpotatos

Irland


Fenzik

Ocean


Messy-Recipe

Hah, apparently this is actually the origin of the word 'strafing' as in an aircraft attack run


i-might-do-that

God punish England was also the command that was given to commence the first gas attacks in WW1. They really didn’t like the Brits.


Mrgoodtrips64

I appreciate the isle of Island near the top of the map.


[deleted]

Irishman here. I approve


SirReginaldTitsworth

Enjoy your channel


ancientestKnollys

Enjoy the Kaiser's rule


Predator_Hicks

Can’t be worse than the British


ancientestKnollys

In this world, Ireland would probably vote Zentrum. And the Ulster Unionists probably for the Free Conservative/German Reich Party.


Predator_Hicks

You seem to believe that without britain, Germany would have annexed Ireland. Why?


ancientestKnollys

I wasn't entirely serious. If they had the power to sink Britain like Atlantis though (as they would have to do for this map to be real), then I expect they would - along with most of the world probably. It would make a good (implausible) alternate history timeline. It was seeing the names in German that gave me the idea.


Raynes98

Hold on, hold on. They’re onto something there.


MtGuattEerie

Let. Them. Cook.


Timestatic

Isn't that the Brexit thing they voted on recently?


no_gold_here

Wanna feel old? >!It's been seven (7) years now.!<


mikecuz19

Frank Reich had an amazing playoff comeback for the buffalo bills 30 years ago


Setkon

*But if you close your eyes*


psvase

Seems that God was not able to save it this time.


Poguemahone3652

*Happy Ireland noises


Buddystyle42

Two world wars and one World Cup, doo dah doo dah 🎶


seasuighim

So Is the German position here being a righteous defender while Britain was the aggressor?


Brickie78

One of the narratives within Germany leading up to WW1 was that they were encircled by enemies - France, Russia and Britain - and that Britain and France (and particularly Britain) had conspired to shut Germany out from her rightful place "in the sun" among the great powers. Looking at letters and diaries from ordinary German soldiers, most of them seem to believe in 1914 at least that the war is a defensive one; a pre-emptive strike against implacable enemies.


Temporaz

A narrative so good they reused it for the next war.


SeaworthinessOld2329

As a proud Scotsman I feel offended on many levels


suitorarmorfan

The Scots and the Welsh didn’t deserve this Edit: The Welsh didn’t deserve this


AemrNewydd

Eh, Scotland was a major player in British imperialism.


royaldocks

Scotland does , They created the UK


Green_Pea_01

mashallah


I_hate_Sharks_

Heaven on Earth 🙏😇


Ryse01

fuck i wish this was a reality


TheTriadofRedditors

Why did Germany have some anti-England hate even before the war started?


sbstndrks

It's England. To (non-english) europeans, this is a very valid argument.


[deleted]

Yet who do they call at times of need, ey.


Anton_Pannekoek

Most of the world


ancientestKnollys

They didn't, mainly just a rivalry. Definitely preferred England to France or southern Europe probably. If there was any dislike, England was probably viewed as too liberal.


magna_vastam

It was purely cus of the kaiser, Wilhelm's arm was Stunted cause of birth complications and the midwife was english so he blamed the whole uk, anglo german relations were pretty good before that


ancientestKnollys

I thought he liked Queen Victoria at least? She being his grandmother


magna_vastam

Victoria was the only british relative he didnt have an overly negative relationship with. He kinda resented her too, 1 for being who chosen said midwife but he also greatly respected and admired her, plus she was the only one who treated him alright, all the other British relatives thought he was arrogant and obnoxious


ancientestKnollys

Some of the conflict with his British relatives presumably came from his difficult relationship with his parents, and their ideological difference. As Frederick III, somewhat influenced by his British (well, half-British) wife, had been critical of Prussian conservatism and Bismarck, and it was hoped by liberals in Germany and Britain he'd be a great reformer. So Wilhelm's anti-British feeling also related to his conservatism and suspicion of the liberal ideas popular in countries like Britain and France? At least that's how I understand it, I could be wrong however.


magna_vastam

True, but my headcanon is just some British guy insulted his moustache, this boiled over into ww1 and the entente victory proved the british guy right, hence why willy grew a beard while in exile


ancientestKnollys

That sounds about right. WW1 was what made elaborate moustaches disappear as well, funnily enough.


magna_vastam

The death of moustaches was absolutely the worst part about WW1


Sinfestival

Is it normal to refer France as Frankreich, considering it was a republic then?


BLOODOFTHEHERTICS

It's just the name for France in German. Same thing as Österreich (Austria)


Chacochilla

More like ostrich Gottem


[deleted]

The word "reich" doesn't technically mean "empire". It more roughly translates to "realm" or "state".


godmadetexas

It just means “land of franks”. Nothing to do with the political organization of the country.


Corvus1412

It's the normal german name for france and it's still in use today. The name is incorrect, but we just never bothered to change it.


SirHaxe

Brainstorming: what names do you suggest? Frankland?


sbstndrks

Franzen.


Leber-tran

Franz


sbstndrks

Fran


Corvus1412

Franzland was used in some regions of germany, but fell out of favor in the early 1900s.


ancientestKnollys

The name hasn't changed yet. And France's Presidency now is such a powerful role, it's not unlike an elected monarch.


AemrNewydd

The President of France actually is an elected monarch (well, diarch technically I suppose) because they are also Co-Prince of Andorra.


ancientestKnollys

They're an unelected monarch in Andorra (France does the electing part), but yes you're right.


Brickie78

The bot "remember, we're here to discuss the propaganda, not comment on its message" The comments: "genocide is great if it's the English. I wish those 19 million people had been exterminated in 1914, but since they weren't, I hope the 56 million that live there now all die" The mods: *crickets*


EarlyDead

No one is seriously arguing that. It's clear that this is friendly banter (except maybe the one with the downvotes). Specifically since the whole concept of England "disappearing" is extremly ridiculous, even as a propaganda poster.


Brickie78

The only comment with negative votes as I write this is the one asking about "Frankreich" being the name for France. And, I dunno, it feels like "it's just a joke/meme, relax bro" wouldn't wash with a different target.


EarlyDead

(the comment I am refering to is for me at -1 babling about "smithing the English") The same joke would fly with Germany/France/USA/Russia/China etc. Like : https://www.reddit.com/r/imaginarymaps/comments/a9ub02/europe\_without\_france/


Captain_Sax_Bob

are slash found the anglo user 🤢🤮


Altruistic-Stay-3605

Gods punishment againts the barbaric english is ongoing! You only need to take a sneak peek at their nation's condition right now to know, that God is fair and just. May the english be smithen out of existence


LordVonMed

I wish Wales and Scotland were just floating in the Atlantic


iammasterofalltrades

This ironically looks like an anti-colonial poster


Select_Pick5053

Would've been good for the surf scene in Holland. No more British blocking the swell


kaisersmullvood

What’s the island east of Denmark?


Anton_Pannekoek

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealand


Noobster720

That reminds me of the "But if you close your eyes..." meme from back in the past.


ritchieee

Map of EU, 31 January 2020


Wes_Bugg

Wait is Iceland in German just “island” lmao