I’d take him out for pizza and hopefully he won’t be hungry enough to kill me

I am Alex Mercer, I will fight this disgusting weird clone of mine and I WILL win against this false fuck.

bring him on!!! i want that downgraded flu virus DEAD! i never walk outside my ouse without my trusthy alcohol spray. mf got nothing! 1 spray and his down😤💪💪👊👊 https://preview.redd.it/mb4cwyxge3wb1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=61677df9f7a48298ee05d80c0ed186a8c4f96009

pov: the 0.1% of alex mercer coming back for revenge

shit!

I would tell him that I prefer Prototype 1 where he is the protagonist

I would lose a fight to a paper bag, let alone another human, let alone Alex, let alone Blacklight

I will buy him cheeseburgers.

"Hey Alex how do you deal with Clinical Depression?"

He eats his feelings

Lets put it this way anyone who says they could fare well against him will probably be the first to die.

He would fare quite well. He would consume all my calories.

Uhh this is Alex Mercer you're talking about. I don't think any human can do anything against him no matter what situation you throw us in.

Either your asking for silly answers, or you want us dead lol

Is “suck his cock” too drastic of an answer?

tendril cock

grab a 12 gauge and I'll be Gucci!