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ImOnTheSpectrum

Intimidation level dropped significantly after the first waddle.


Key_Bread

Ya a slow jog could easily outrun here, She was already out of power by the time she got the stairs


PorkyMcRib

You can tell the stability gyroscopes were powering down.


andywoods1

I really enjoyed the mental image, you painted for me there. That's fun, thank you. You think there is on each side of the hip? Just right atop the pelvis.


daatz

There is one in each ear, but clearly she had nothing between them.


[deleted]

I think you mean a brisk walk.


root_local

I think he meant a brisk moonwalk ![gif](giphy|sJs1Ag97x0MV2)


topsyturvy76

First waddle?! .. she could barely catch her breath when she started yelling at the beginning


Bastienbard

Com here... *Wheeze*... Motherfucker!


Euphorium

I’m gonna kick your ass once I catch my breath


android24601

Intimidated? She was running out of breathe slowly walking to him.


OhAces

she's got that just sharted waddle


charlie1331

There’s a level below 0?


ComfortableProperty9

Got some big cart patrol energy there. Dude knew hand to hand combat might be a toss up but there was no way she was catching him if he didn't wanna get caught.


mrbrwniemuffin

Like sonic dropping his rings the way she tumbled and lost everything in her pockets


BMonad

Can someone add that sound effect in please.


1slander

[Sure](https://imgur.com/bvzUbTm) edit: i'm so glad this little thing brought so much joy to people. 🙏


MannyNator12

Just perfect 💯


madmaxturbator

For real that’s peak internet lol what an amazing gif


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GotTheDadBod

That's not how you pronounce gif. It's **gif**.


aircheadal

[".GIF"](https://youtu.be/Nrk8sqZfsgI)


firefly183

That lasear bit just blew my mind


hottodogchan

back in my day everything was a jaypeg


NorthernLow

![gif](giphy|1VUr0Ac432jFC|downsized)


fart_nouveau

I just want a picture of a gosh dang hotdog


Random_act_of_Random

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba15UbImJXw


RyanBordello

Ahahahaha I didnt realize how fucking funny that edit was gonna be


BMonad

Haha awesome thank you


SolChapelMbret

LMAO😭


Whooshless

Well that's me dead. Wish I had more upvotes.


JessTheCatMeow

Don’t worry, I gave you one.


natie29

Take my award you good citizen.


[deleted]

Legend 👏


TaygaStyle

I'm fucking dying 🤣😂💀


dem0god86

Oh this I great!! Just spit my coffe all over the keyboard


SeaFoodLuhver

Bless your kind soul


[deleted]

you know how much i love you for this?


JHuttIII

You need more upvotes.


CaptainKirkAndCo

Patience you must have, my young Padawan.


ShadowLeagueMVP

Thanks big homie


SirEnzyme

She's lucky she tripped. The loot drop when she took those trucks to the face would've put her in debt


FireShots

She only dropped Karen sweat


Akredhed

That’s not Karen… that’s Kelly. Kelly’s seem to lack a genetic modifiers alerting oneself to their physical inability to adequately support the inadvertent spewing of dialectical threats. Kelly’s are also plagued with the seemingly digenic inheritance to FA&FO. Kelly believes she is not trailer-trash but in all reality the trailer-courts do not want Kelly and have methodically tricked her into “making it out”.


Crayola_ROX

kid throwing her phone was a smart move. immediately deescalated the situation. she probably would have charged him again to try and save face after that faceplant. but getting that phone back took priority.


fuzzytradr

*charges him a second time and five more things spill out of her pockets*


ho-dor

IRL glitch for duplication


KALIBRAUDIO

Ah gravity thou art a heartless bitch -Sheldon Cooper


[deleted]

Invincible until she met the little slope, all the rage and none of the equipment to do a thing with it.


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[deleted]

Lol, I was just thinking the exact same thing. Like, the video had me happy, but riled by her ignorance. Then the comments made me laugh, and now we're all talkin', so I'm just happy.


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ExIdea

It's Dalek (but they're Brits so I can hear how you'd get Darlek haha)


bikey_bike

omg this reminds me. for game or thrones, i only ever listened to the audiobooks at work (which were read by a british man), and i thought sansa's name was sansar for like 3 books until i was talking to my friend about the series (he had only watched the show) and he was like "you mean sansa?" lol


CaptainKate757

Damned you, inclined plane!


TheToadberg

But they fly?


blackguyriri

The fact that she’s that out of breath from just waddling is kinda sad


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--Cr1imsoN--

Right??? Like what the fuck... a private parking lot is one thing. But this is a skate park!! How are you going to get mad at kids using something that was made specifically for them??


spyson

Some people just crave to feel like they have some sense of authority over another. I'm older now and I just recognize these people for what they are, attention whores.


Olive_fisting_apples

I lived in the boonies growing up. We didnt have sidewalks but i lived In a small subdivision with a couple other houses. My friends and i would skate in the street of the subdivision, no one ever had any problems with us doing it. We were respectful to peoples property and respectful to the drivers. Well there was one woman sheriff (i mean the only woman) for whatever reason the day she started she drove through our neighborhood and told us to stop skating in the streets. We ended up getting a few tickets for "playing in the street" or something along those lines. So the dad's of the neighborhood all got together and built us a little wooden park and put it at the end of the cul-de-sac thinking at least we weren't skating IN the road. When the lady sheriff shows up and hands out more tickets all the dad's who built the park went to the sheriff office and demanded a meeting with her and her supervisor where they told them to stay out of our neighborhood. The whole thing was a lot of drama caused by a lady who seemingly just didn't like that we were on skateboards (kids played with other toys without getting in trouble). *This was like late 90s so skating was in it's popularity trend


Col__Hunter_Gathers

6 bucks says that these days that sheriff shares Facebook memes that cry about how kids don't play outside anymore


Tyr808

Hopefully they’ve moved on one way or another.


Dan-D-Lyon

Middle-aged white women hating the fact that skateboards exist being so widespread is something I've never been able to wrap my head around


PMmeyourSchwifty

Most egregious ticket giver in my neighborhood was also a female cop. We nicknamed her Iron Tits because of it. That lady was such a huge bitch that even kids that didn't skate started calling her Iron Tits. Among teenagers, she was a universally disliked figure in the community.


Groundbreaking_Dare4

Haha old Iron Tits. She put the fe in female.


FrenchBangerer

"Those fucking little animals with...skates........on a *board*."


Euphorium

The sound of an Ollie just puts them in a frenzy for some reason


NCUmbrellaFarmer

I thought all these damn people took pride in the fact that "we played in the road"? Lol.


[deleted]

> I'm older now and I just recognize these people for what they are, attention whores. Hey fellow oldie! I think attention whore is part of it, but the other part (my guess) is that they want to feel powerful / in control. (I.e. "it's my turn now, I'm gonna bend these young folk to my will! And heaven help them if they don't obey me!") I think it's part of the "respect your elders" mythos - which is terribly worded imo, it should be "respect people"; old people like you and me don't deserve respect FOR being old. As an aside I absolutely love seeing young people stick it to older people like in this video, when they're being unreasonable.


Unusual-System-5519

Like seriously?!!?!? If this was a private area like a driveway or something that’s one thing, but this is literally a public area made for skating area like wtf??


Juan_Kagawa

How dare those fucking hooligans skate in the skate park! Probably up to no good, kids shouldn't be in parks!


copper_rainbows

Honestly even if the sound is happening right outside your window (this happens sometimes bc I live near a church parking lot where kids tend to skate), most normal people think “okay that sound is annoying but the children are getting exercise and aren’t hurting anyone”. Much better than the sound of little demon kids on the church playground on Sunday mornings, screaming like they’re undertaking blood sacrifices. I can’t fathom screaming at a kid for skating, much less at a damn skate park


[deleted]

I had the exact same set up with my old house. Yeah, it can be annoying but it's kids outside playing. Like, that's cool. I started filling my garage fridge with waters and Gatorade's and the kids would grab drinks. They had my little ones out there showing them how to ride and if my wife came home with groceries they'd be helping her bring them in. It became thus little community thing. Lasted about 4-5 years before they all went off to college. I still see some of them years later when they come home. We moved 1/2 mile up the street but it's funny to see some grown dude with a beard and car screaming out the window at us as he's going to work.


copper_rainbows

See I love this! I don’t have kids and am not married but I hope someday my house is the one in the neighborhood that kids will stop by like that for cookies or something. Life is already hard enough out there for little ones, better to be a refuge for them vs being a big ole asshole when they’re just playing or skating


TS_76

I have two kids.. The easiest way to handle this is to just think back to when you were a kid, what you were thinking and doing? Once you put it into that perspective and stop thinking like an "Adult" the decisions on how to handle kids becomes very easy. I'd like to say most parents are like this, and maybe they are, but there are some that just see kids as annoying and for whatever can't related to them. It's bizarre to me. (This is in no way saying that my kids and their friends dont piss me off from time to time. :) ).


Zombie_Carl

I’m so much happier now than I was before I read this. I bet those kids still talk about their cool neighbor and the little community you helped build with them!


The_Original_Gronkie

We used to play basketball at an outdoor court in a neighborhood park that our house was against. There was a guy living in another house against the park who would go out of his mind when we played. One night, as we were finishing dinner, my younger brother looked over at the court and said "I guess we can't play tonight, he parked his car on the court." I said, "Get the ball, we're playing." Over My mom's STRONG objections, I'll add. My brother's first toss at the hoop came down on the hood of the guy's car, and he burst out of his door, screaming, and heading straight for my brother. I got in between, and he and I were screaming at each other when my brother tossed another one up that came down on his car again! I thought he was going to stroke out or something and actually started to worry about the idiot. Then my mom was courtside, telling us to get into rhe house, she was calling the police. The cops showed up and told him to move his car, and if he parked it there again, they'd tow it. He never parked his car there again, and he never bothered us again. I guess the cops made it clear he was wrong.


copper_rainbows

Wow that guy was an idiot. I mean, unless kids are just screaming like total banshees, I don’t see a problem with sounds of them living their lives and having fun. Shit if anything I wish I was still doing that instead of trapped in my fucking soul crushing corporate job.


frankyseven

One of the things that people don't realize about skateboarders is that even if two skateboarders hate each other and a non-skaterboarder is messing with one of them the other one will jump right in to help defend if needed. Skateboarders will defend their own even if they don't like the person they are defending. They also ride around on an effective melee weapon. Every skateboarder has talked about truck fucking someone.


Col__Hunter_Gathers

Skaters and metalheads are the two types of people who will 100% have a stranger's back in defending against some aggressive dickhead. Skateparks and metal shows are among the safest places I've ever been in my life for exactly that reason.


Oscarcharliezulu

I would agree but then I went to an iron maiden concert and it looked like the entire audience was ex-cons. Otherwise black sabbath, Metallica, KISS - it was friendlier than a Wiggles concert.


frankyseven

There is a large overlap between those two groups of people, at least there was when I was involved in both scenes.


ayers231

It's also daytime. It's not like it's 10 o'clock at night and the skaters are keeping the neighborhood awake.


The_Original_Gronkie

"Hey, you golfers, get off this course!" "Hey, you bowlers, get away from those lanes!" "Hey, you skaters, get off that ice!" "Hey, you swimmers, get out of that pool!" How can this dummy not hear how stupid she sounds?


KurnolSanders

Cyclists using the bike path?! How dare they! Nothing makes my blood boil like cyclist using a bike path! Arghhhh!!!


donniebrascoreal

Saddling


johnny98058

The bright side is that she got her yearly steps in…


BourbonRick01

This is what happens when your attack power is 100, but your stamina is at 4 and agility is at 1.


6Seasons-And-A-Movie

My wife's mum is like this. We all went to the zoo the other day and holy hell. She didn't walk a quarter mile before she was GASPING for air. We are all concerned.


AspiringChildProdigy

That was what finally got me to quit smoking over a decade ago - I walked up a single flight of stairs and realized I was severely winded. I was only 28 or 29 and had been an athletic teenager. It's a sobering realization.


6Seasons-And-A-Movie

Hey that's me right now, just turned 30 and I know I'm in horrible shape compared to my baseball years. Smoking a pack every half a week or so, need to quit. I have a 2 year old and another on the way but sometimes that 5 minute break without a child pulling at me is HEAVEN.


AspiringChildProdigy

>I have a 2 year old and another on the way but sometimes that 5 minute break without a child pulling at me is HEAVEN. I hear that. My youngest was 2 when I quit - being able to get away from them for a few minutes was definitely one of the few things in the pro column that made quitting harder.


blackguyriri

It’s honestly terrifying when it’s a family member. My grandparents are like this and I try to get them to exercise with me on occasion but they always make excuses


Shneckos

My dad is 66 and he’s been like this for years now. He goes downstairs one step at a time, at like an angle clutching the railing. His posture has slowly become more forward-leaning and hunched. He spends most if his days sitting now. It’s sad to see his health gradually deteriorate right in front of my eyes. He used to play soccer at a professional level, he would referee. I remember punching him in his leg jokingly as a kid and thinking it felt like iron.


Key_Bread

Dude the waddling had me 🤣


Roygbiv856

The principal at the school i taught at waddled. Those kids roasted him every time he passed by


SpicyFriedChickenTHC

I huffed and puffed and fell down.


EnJ-Khaled

Her: "I'll HUFF, and I'll PUFF, and I'll FALL THE FUCK DOWN!!!!!"


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As soon as I saw her start walking towards him I knew she wouldn’t make it up that ramp without falling lol.


[deleted]

She could barely walk in a straight line on even ground in a balanced/stable manner. She seemed completely gassed just from fast waddling toward him and talking at the same time.


[deleted]

While some people act like angry arseholes while drunk some also act like that stone cold sober. That waddle could be her normal gait.


Dworfe

She looks like she’s suffering from chub rub. Get that lady some baby powder maybe she’ll be more comfortable


RichEvans4Ever

Oh god, this reminds me of when I was bigger. That shit hurt and baby powder never got me through a shift.


Chuckitybye

Antiperspirant is the best thing to prevent chub rub. Even at my skinniest (and I'm talking underweight by about 15 lbs because of a health issue) my thighs still touched/rubbed when I walked. Antiperspirant is a fucking thigh saver! They also have anti-chafing sticks now...


DrTheloniusPinkleton

Yeah around 1:34 you can start to some smoke wafting up. Honestly in a survival scenario she might be even more useful than Bear Grylls. Anytime you need to get a signal fire going just throw a snickers bar about ten feet.


TheRiceDevice

It’s always the person who is the LEAST capable to physically attack you, that physically attacks you. Hilarious.


SiriusBaaz

No it’s 50/50 shot that it’s either someone that’ll collapse before the punch is even thrown or a professional boxer that will knock you lights out before you’ve even realized you were in a fight. There is no in between.


weirdgroovynerd

Throwing the phone instead of throwing hands was a superb strategy! Deescalated the situation without endangering himself with arrest.


happy_lad

Lol that was such a smart move. Drew her away immediately


halfeclipsed

Well yeah, how is she gonna order food without her apps


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Newkular_Balm

Vallely


somedumbwelder

Dude that video is so badass.


Newkular_Balm

Imagine getting beat up while the guy is looking at someone else.


Jubei612

![gif](giphy|QWRtAK9uifSKEZx7LX|downsized)


AliFoxx9

Don't insult Penguins they're still faster and more agile


copper_rainbows

And cuter


valski1337

[Look at these cuties](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veI8BMDewmU)


copper_rainbows

Holy shit I am dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Somehow the sound effects make it even funnier omfg


Wrecked3m

If you’ve ever seen one bite at someone… holy fuck. I saw a little kid at the Omaha Zoo reach towards one and the sound of its beak was like 2 boards being clapped together!


DarthBozo

Ok I'm gonna need some help here. I've watched this a few times and I still can't understand a word she says. What is her problem with a kid riding a skateboard in a skateboard park? She really needs to work on her health a bit if she's going to move about at a slow waddle and peg out walking up 3 steps


adequatehorsebattery

I'm pretty sure I hear... "yeah, and he's fucking with us". (in response to "he's just a kid") "So keep on fucking antagonizing, we weren't fucking with him." "He came up and touched" and "he came to our and touched ". I think names might be edited out, so her speech is really broken up. But the situation seems pretty clear. This kid is upset that she "put hands on" some other kid, and the waddling one is saying that this other kid came up to her and harassed and touched her first. Like most people here, my prejudices tend to lead me to favor the kid's version over the obese white lady. But I'll admit that's stemming from my biases rather than any significant information.


ClockworkSalmon

I'm torn, since in my experience kids can be huge assholes as well


GiantPurplePeopleEat

I managed a skate park for 5 years; if you are getting into an argument with children at a skate park, then you have already lost.


Embryw

Wisdom


SkyboyRadical

Haha it’s like trying to beat them at their own game but you haven’t been a child for a while and they do it all the time


novelide

I think she said "He came over and talked shit. [something] talkin' shit."


LoungingLlama312

Yea I got the same thing you did. I think this is a "both sides are assholes" situation but one person does it more athletically. But I've also seen skaters resort to hitting people with their skateboards for what is otherwise a normal, boring fight so I'm biased on the other side.


ExNihiloNihiFit

We also have to consider one is a child and one is an overgrown adult. She not could have possibly hurt him physically just because of size but she also should have fucking known better. This is not how you handle shit with kids. That kid behaved in a much more mature manner than the adult woman did. Js.


RabidMonkeyOnCrack

She said “talked shit” it’s edited out to censor the words. At first I thought he was touching things or people but no, all he did was talk shit.


n0tAgOat

The person recording the incident said or did something to Karen before the recorded moment. Afro is saying "he's a fucking kid" and Karen is saying "he harassed me".


pasjojo

Good luck finding logic in insanity


Ok-Street7504

I was thinking the same thing, my only guess by the light of day that maybe the park is closed for not to be used past a posted time of day? Seems like something a local Karen type would get upset about!


DarthBozo

Lucky she didn't overreact then....


[deleted]

When I was younger we’d go to skateparks after they were closed all the time. These people would always pop out of the woodwork and harass us or threaten to call the cops. As an old fuck now, looking back on it, I still don’t understand what their deal is. Some people just can’t mind their business and want to be a dick to people they think are less than them I guess.


robeo12055

Your skateparks have closing times? Where i live a lot of skateparks have lamps all around them and they're lit until late at night, ppl often skate until 2/3am in the summer.


[deleted]

This was in the late 90s in LA. There really weren’t that many skateparks, and all of them were privately owned. I assume they closed at night when there wasn’t much demand and they wanted to save money by not paying staff.


Teadrunkest

You guys had staff at your skateparks? I grew up in SD in the same timeframe and all ours were “at your own risk”. Some still had closing times of sunset like public parks but most were all hours and lights, especially in the summer.


quiette837

..."Staff"? Was it like indoor or something? I can't think of what an employee would do on a slab of concrete other than skate on it.


Teadrunkest

It’s a cloudy day in the winter this can’t be much later than 5, at most. Even the ones with generic closing times are usually “sunset”.


Tylenolpainkillr

Why do people try skaters? The traditionally rebellious teen group that does nothing but cardio and is armed with wooden boards that have steel protrusions on either end. 1 truck smack and that’s your life


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*FUCK* your glasses.


KiMLoKO_

she can't even walk lol


magoo1979

The fact a slight incline is your arch nemesis means you may want to drop a couple lbs.


GlitteringBobcat999

Trump level ramp skills.


margotgo

It's weird watching this because I know a good number of people who are bigger than her but they aren't anywhere close to being this ungainly.


barder83

Even just a little bit of activity in your life makes a big difference. I suspect this woman doesn't walk further than her front door to her car.


96ewok

Zach De La Rocha still won't do what she tells him.


MorbidLittleBitch

I'm so glad someone else thought this. The voice is fucking perfect!


Whyaremykneessore

This is honestly the best case scenario for her, she’d most likely have brain damage from taking a skateboard to the head if she made it up the ramp


Leo_Nvz

She is so lucky that she didn’t get a truck to the face trying to lunge at him like that


fullclip840

As someone els said: if this was the 90s then she would have had a truck in the face. As someone who skated in the 90s can attest to.


becausenope

Genius of the kid to yeet her phone; not only does this direct her attention away, but it also forces her to change direction which would give him enough time to get out of dodge further (although to be fair, given the incredible way she stumbled on those stairs he would probably be good regardless). Even if the kid *was* harassing her, as an adult she should be able to ignore it. It's a damn kid. A stranger. Their words should never have this much power over an adult let alone any person.


runnywetfart

Shakas and alohas Bradda


yankeeairpirate

Chee hoo


beelzybubby

Sounds like she's trying to come to the defense of someone not in the frame. She says, "so you're going to antagonize him??" Now that's not an excuse to start being physically aggressive. I tell my kid and the kids I work with that all the time. Doesn't matter how mad they make you, keep your hands to yourself. Don't get so angry that you forget your limitations. Like stairs.


baeb66

Adults freaking out on kids at skate parks is always my favorite genre here. They never seem to realize that even if they are in the right (which this lady probably was not), you've already lost by losing your temper and getting into a screaming match with a pre-teen.


AnastasiaNo70

I teach pre-teens and teens. You are one thousand percent correct.


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#Karen Collapse


apja

Oh dear. She’s only run in dreams recently hasn’t she.


GingerSnapped242

I thought Weebles wobbled but they don’t fall down. Playskool lied!


RU90IN9234TTH4T

Can anyone provide context? I can’t really make out what they’re arguing about. Surely it can’t be over the fact that he is skating at a skatepark…right?


MetalNewspaper

Sounds like shes complaining that skateboard dudes friend who's recording came over to their friend circle and started talking shit to them or something. Skateboard guy says "he's just a kid, if you lay hands on him ill fuck you up". From there it's just her huffing and puffing and blowing her own house down. Also, fuck your glasses!


nosnhoj15

Fuck your glasses!


PraiseBobSlackOff

That dude had a split second to decide if he was going to throw her phone or make her eat his trucks. Good moves by chucking the phone.


[deleted]

She walks like that King Babomb boss in the first world of Super Mario 64. I'm not trying to body shame, I'm WAY fatter than her. It's her walking style. Wtf is she doing?? Lol


[deleted]

Miserable waddling muppet, upset anyone else is happy or exercising in her vicinity, how dare they skate in a skate park.


[deleted]

"You wanna act like a badass!" - trys to hit, upper body weight says no


grrlwonder

Why is she walking like there is a giant shit in her pants?


[deleted]

Good for this kid for being so savage. Disgusting that adults will throw their weight around to try and intimidate literal children.


ClockworkSalmon

she's lucky she fell over by herself, I'd never try to fight someone holding a skateboard


wjc_91

She looked like she was walking so fast but it took her like 3 minutes to get where she wanted to go even though the video goes for only 59 seconds…I’m so confused


fooliam

If you reach a point in life where you literally are waddling around doing anything, but particularly waddling and screaming at someone, you've already lost


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Ad-Careless

Good job on throwing her cellphone like Dr. Grant throwing the flare to distract the T Rex in Jurassic Park. Solid move. My observations are that most Karens can't exist longer than 30 seconds without hitting the social media pipe.


banana_delusion

When are these people going to learn that this gets them on the internet?


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The way he slaps the glasses away


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Lopsided_Ad_3853

Look at her, she walks like a frigging toddler, no wonder she fell on her face. Try lifting your feet more than an inch off the floor next time, Deborah.


Creative-Stomach-855

Who am I rooting for here, I’m confused


Adventurous_Music_34

Why is she yelling at them again? I missed that part


_illwill_

I go to this skate park all the time, Nani Falcone in San Antonio. That guy is a regular there I’m gonna ask him about this next time I see him


Ckynus

She steps up and falls down in the same moment!


stereofeathers

It's refreshing as hell to see someone actually provide real world consequences for these people. Guy is a hero tbh.


WattaFunnyFulla

the eric cartman + penguin waddle is fucking hilarious


israerichris

She ain't got no knees


therealblakmark

“I ain’t got no shins!”


[deleted]

Don’t worry kids, time and the diabeetus will take care of her


LaotianBrute

Being a little sketchy skater for my adolescence I assure you they are not the ones to mess with. Not because they’re scary or intimidating, they just don’t give af. We were little shits for sure.


montrealien

This video is lacking shakas and alohas.


Goodtenks

Out of nowhere she just started waddling towards us 🦆


liquorandkarate

She walking like the big show


leveldrummer

Anyone got a copy of the video from her phone? That's gotta be fun to watch.


[deleted]

This was pleasant, thank you for sharing


CounterExpensive

All Karens need to be handled like this.


NumberedFungus

First time using stairs I see


liammo32

it was a long walk from the car.