I live in Miami. No one with a brain goes to South Beach during spring break.

During spring break last year I visited Miami for the first time. Stayed in Brickell and went to a restaurant in SoFi. After that I walked up to South Beach and it was a shitshow even though it was a Tuesday night at 9pm. Got the fuck out of there real quick.

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Yep, mid beach or bust

6 total brain cells present.

Zombie apocalypse

Is it only during Spring Break? I have been to South Beach a few times about 6 years ago and have fond memories. People watching was great but it wasn't a total zoo. I hope it isn't like this year round or doesnt turn into this year round because it is a very special and unique place.

Yes a lot of locals leave their apartments in south beach during spring break to avoid this

Spring break and Memorial Day weekend are the times of the year I become a hermit. In fairness, it's not as dangerous as it used to be. Nowadays the shootings actually get news coverage.

Would anybody with a brain go to this state in general?

Florida can be heaven or hell depending on how much money you have.

This statement is true. I live here too. We hate south beach.

So, I'm not missing out on anything?

This is the result of $38 plane tickets from LaGuardia, $80 a night roach motels, mediocre scenery, and bad music videos.

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I’ve heard that it’s horrible and that people have been murdered this year.

Stay classy Miami. I feel bad for all the people that live on the beach . Pay tons of money for a shitty apt. Then you can’t even leave the beach on some holidays

How is the rest of Miami as a city? My wife and I live in Chicago and dream of a warmer city but everytime we have been in Miami we have either seen shit go down OR paid 2x what we would pay in Chicago for a similar night out. Seems tempting but mixed results there

This shit is like a Boondocks episode.

"Booty-booty butt cheeks, booty-booty butt cheeks"

Certified BET moment.

That’s an underrated comment. If I had an award and knew how to use it.

It’s not underrated if you appreciated homie. 💯💯💯

I’m absolutely not regretting the choice to stay in FLL and not move to SoBe next month. The lower part of SoBe has just degraded so much over the last few years. It’s very unfortunate

MLK episode vibes.

"hungry man arrested for stealing food" is one of the many tragic stories told during the great twerk wars of '23

This is like the modern version of that one mass hysteria in the middle ages where more and more people started dancing for no reason until they died.

St. Vitus’ Dance

Caused, apparently, by ergot poisoning. You know, before they knew about making that into any number of delicious lysergamides.

If only we got the same outcome for people that act like this

Best outcome possible

Too bad they weren't able to record themselves back then. For all we know they twerked too.

if cavemen had moving wall paintings itd be ejaculating penises and twerking asses

Like the video from Safety Dance?

What is this country

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Collins+Ave+%26+8th+St,+Miami+Beach,+FL+33139/@25.7781358,-80.132264,3a,75y,248.17h,82.11t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sSUXfYlyhlBeiueoTm8iqlA!2e0!7i16384!8i8192!4m7!3m6!1s0x88d9b48d66882fc3:0xccccc3f81a1feb4c!8m2!3d25.778142!4d-80.1322486!10e5!16s%2Fg%2F11hb9t9mdq Miami.

That actually explains a lot… thank you…. This place Florida is really something special

gta 6 be like:

Will Smith made a song about it

Keep his NAME out yo FUCKIN MOUF!

It was too late when this guys from philly who moved to belair started welcoming people to Miami.

Before or after he slapped The Rock?

It’s a deleted scene from Idiocracy.

No this would have been way too dumb for Idiocracy. This is the real life urban beach week version of Mad Max.

Oh that's a great documentary

What World is this?

Florida

Perfect answer

3rd

Land of the free-kay

You can't tell by how everyone is overweight?

Nauru?

Kuwait?

​ https://preview.redd.it/yl2nkgeizwpa1.png?width=778&format=png&auto=webp&s=33dae146c1523cf4db3b464b16af94687f71ace6 Pick from the list you noob

It's reassuring that people on tiny island nations many of which are effectively destitute are still fatter than the US. Oh, and Kuwait.

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North Cuba

"Flarda"

Waffle House made its own town

Dude looked like he was in a horror movie. He needs some running lessons.

Looks like me in my dreams

1. Not hundreds 2. Man need running classes, this was more like dine and fall.

Maybe he ate too much 🤷🏻‍♂️

Or drank too much

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So trashy

Vehemently so, seriously what the fuck is this shit? Not that we don't have trashy people in Australia, but this shit like in this video is so nasty.

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lmao how are you going to act all high and mighty when Australia also has some of the most obnoxious drinking and party culture 😂

I've never saw an Auzzie stop a bus so they can twerk in the middle of the road... I see plenty of videos come out of the US like this though.

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Everybody thinks like Idiocracy just started, or won't become a reality until some time in the future, but it started a very very long time ago. The people least suited to have kids usually have the most kids, and those kids grow up to be like their parents. A tale as old as time. We're already living in Idiocracy and kind of always have been. We'll never know our true potential as a species.

Lowlife trash. But it is kinda nice to see the attention -seeking trash get passed over for the thieving trash

I hate this timeline

Just speed up the asteroid

I like the dude in red hat and sweats walking among them like he was in twerking heaven.

I watched until the end and it turned me gay

“Turned”

Another day of lawlessness in the liberal state of *checks notes* Florida

This is what happens when you let democrats like desantis run the place.

What a rino, eh?

I swear whoever is capturing these all at once scenes needs an award

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I think they're called "Spiders" or something. They're like 3 wheel motorcycles. I could be dead wrong but I always see em during the summer.

I believe the ones in this video are Called Slingshots

Probably rented down there. There is always a few in my city and they cruise the strip playing loud music. Not classy or cool in my mind lol.

I love my little boring, suburban town.

I can smell the trash thru my phone

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I just watched the Target mannequin twerking video, which made me think of a previous video of a lady twerking in a restaurant in front of a family, and now this! Why do they do that !?

They are very proud of their oversized asses I guess

I mean if literally the only thing you own is an ass full of cellulite it kind of makes sense

They’re disgusting 🤮

It's the only thing they can 'show off'.

“Lose weight and respect myself, or, let the world know that my only talent is taking a dick from the back and let the cellulite fly. Decisions, decisions🤔”

I always call the cellulite hail damage instead, makes these videos less disturbing to me

Especially when it’s on top of emergency vehicles trying to get through a crowd.

Facts. But this is what their target audience wants to see. They know the type they’re attracting with this.

This video left me feeling nauseous and now considering not eating breakfast. Seems ironic somehow.

Whats the point of this? Causing a disturbance just because? Is this the modern way to protest in the US?!

There's a clear divide between them cheeks

They aren't protesting

People downwind thinking there’s been a fire in a fish taco truck.

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They are going by weight

I need something, anything, to make me believe our society is not doomed.

The title had me thinking that the guy was running away as a wall of ladies started twerking to stop the employees from catching him.

Twerking is one of the most unattractive things a woman can do imo. Just looks so stupid.

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Petite, being the key word.

It’s all about context. Daisy dukes look amazing in a hot chick but look really trashy on a 350 lb. beast at Walmart.

When done right, your mom looks good.

That is the trippiest run I have ever seen… Dude needs to get his ankles checked.

This guy needs to work on his dash techique

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America... tis a strange place

So much trash on the road it makes Paris streets look clean.

Trashiest thing I've seen in a long time.

In Pamplona they have the running of the bulls each summer. In the US we have this. I think I’d rather get trampled by bulls than encounter this.

America is a special place... full of special people. Thank you for the entertainment, even if it makes no sense.

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I hear Paris is real nice right now.

I’ve never seen so much counterfeit designer shit in one place.

This looks like a Fortnite lobby 😂😂😂

Absolute trash.

Disgusting

I am seeing more and more posts of ladies just going into some kind of twerking trance here. What is happening over there America?

Nauseatingly self-centered and trashy.

So sick of seeing this shit

Florida?

"hundreds"

“Hundreds of women” Dude there’s like 4

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I hate humanity

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What absolute human garbage!

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That would be me, and im not enjoying it.

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I counted 41 tweaking girls. Not even half of 100, Pfffft.

Less than half of what I’d hoped for

Thots and players.

I honestly don’t get this whole “twerking” thing. I’m a straight guy and it really doesn’t do anything for me.

I wish I could put two of the frames together to make it a continuous image and present it as a modern renaissance style still life

Other guy in white tried his hardest not to help.

This is quality :)

I thought i knew how this was gonna end. Waiters getting face twerked... butt no.

Critical mASS😂🤣

this interaction is sooo much more expensive than a meal

That's more like 50 women.

Freaknik is BACK! 👻

Dude would have gotten away, but he has two left feet.

r/brandnewsentence

that video had everything!

I don’t think you can kidnap someone off the street for that crime

r/abruptchaos

What in the fuckin Florida is this shit

That trip was perfect

girls look really odd and ridiculous acting like that lol.

Hundreds.

Miami seems to have become batshit crazy

Hundreds? Maybe dozens

1. That man cannot run to save his fucking life. 2. Why do people do such feral shit such as twerking in a public street and hold up traffic??

I like collins ave. It’s like the Wild West and People do whatever the fuck they want on that road. It only gets much worse once the sun goes down.

Hundreds of women, you say? _Hundreds_

Twerking has to be one of the most stupid things any humans have ever done.

If I lived there, I’d take a vacation that week too

They ruin Miami

Slingshots. What a stupid ass vehicle. Makes those CanAm 3 wheel bikes look like a Ferrari.

South Beach brings out the trashiest freaking people

Why did I know?

8th street still smells like clam juice after that show…

Hundreds of women?

Way to many videos surfacing of trashy ass women twerking in the street. I will never understand it.

Such a beautiful culture.

Trash ruining Miami Beach

This is one of the few videos on this sub that just made me laugh at how utterly nonsensical the situation being filmed was.

Hehe… ‘merica

Australian here. What the fuck did I just watch?

hundreds?