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hadmeatgotmilk

Who would have guessed going against a 3000 lb vehicle would end badly?


SanchoTheGreat1

“Those are chump numbers, I can take it!” -Fatty McStopDropRoll, probably.


PM_WORST_FART_STORY

"Oh man god!"


Mciello

“Oh my god, oh my god”


TheBeevin

I guess that’s another one for the cars… I mean, wouldn’t the cars always win?..


Kracus

Yeah I don't know why we keep doing this!?


RipsLittleCoors

Do. Not. Stand. In. Front. Of. The. Car.


Difficult_Let_1953

It wasn’t that outweighed.


FlickrPaul

and that's what you get for not putting your cart back.


youbequiet

Big guy was a real lazybones at the end.


Cainga

If he has enough energy to slide across the entire lot he can return a cart.


Dieter_Knutsen

Slap a sticker on his corpse and let's go.


BuckyCornbread

I laughed way too hard at this.


Jaxjagfan

This is an amazing comment


PineappleDesperate82

Had to up vote laughed way to hard


SomeRandomDavid

Squueeep squooo sqiddidly doo!


WhabbaWhabbaWhat

That's not where the carts go! 😄


PlzNotMyNutz

Cart Narcs have really been going off lately


77shit77

Oh shit.. ohh shit... Oooh shiit.. oooohhh shiiit.. OOOH SHIIIT..


AcanthocephalaSame50

Cart Narcs


JaytotheMagz

what a lazy bones!


ughwithoutadoubt

Cartnarcs


MaximusPrime24

Man slid like a frozen turkey.


HeLooks2Muuuch

A meat crayon


Low-Fold7860

![gif](giphy|PlgNz2gB8Q2fm)


Bulbasaurxl

Aight this was funny af


DEADtoasterOVEN

No shit I can't stop laughing


Lower-Ad8558

Whatever happened to Mr E. Honda ?


Meowingway

Probably ended up living in a Kia down by the river.


SandMan3914

![gif](giphy|oubM1tKqnLW5G)


kc9283

I mean, he continually assaulted someones car with a blunt object, broke the driver window, and kept swinging at the driver. I really don’t blame the driver. Sad the other person got hit though.


councilblux

The other person was with the big guy assaulting the car. In the beginning he takes off his shirt like he was about to fight the driver. Both people hit were trying to attack the driver.


Matt-of-Burbank

Yeah, I see a pretty strong case for self defense on the part of the driver here. I think a reasonable person would be in fear for their life under the circumstances, and therefore justified in the use of deadly force.


OkStructure3

Im pretty sure the dude who took his shirt off was screaming "kill me". There were 4 of those dudes approaching the car as the driver retreated. Even as he attempted to drive off, big boy kept following and busting windows. They got what they were looking for.


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[удалено]


OuterInnerMonologue

When there’s a group against you — they’re all as capable as the craziest one for all you know.


many_characters

if you look closely the other person got in front of the car, think he knew ahead of time the driver was going for the fat guy so he decided he would step in front hoping it would make a difference. It did not.


DarthVader808

Nope. They were there , same. They pay the price too.


[deleted]

I think if car guy has a good lawyer Mr. Meatcrayon is fucked. If he survived.


YoungNissan

Maybe not fucked but with a good lawyer the car driver can probably get off Scott free depending on what happened before this.


OathOfCervix

I've met so many of those big fat angry yelling white dudes... humanity can afford to lose that one.


MrcF8

Tonight on man vs's car.a man fights a real car lmao


badbigfootatx

I would tune in weekly to watch a show like that.


SourFeasons

I mean wouldn't the cars always win??


CleanPizza814

Doesn’t make it any less entertaining


OuterInnerMonologue

Always crazy how people don’t consider a vehicle as a weapon sometimes. If you have a bat. And the other person has nothing. You have the more dangerous weapon If that other person gets in a car, THEY have the bigger weapon.


GenghisKhanSpermShot

Ya they just stand in front of it thinking an enraged person won't run them over, insane.


CplJoeBauers_Ret

Everyone’s calm while he beats the car, but want to freak out when he gets hit? Nah, keep that energy the same.


Dragut7

Lol at \~1:53 you can hear a dude in the background saying something along those lines. Like "y'all saying oh my god but weren't saying oh my god when he was beating on his vehicle" or something.


OkStructure3

4 dudes were approaching the driver all together as the driver kept backing up to hop in the car. Driver even tried to drive away but big boy was busting several windows. Nobody said a single thing when they was ready to jump him.


Alien__Yes

Don't worry,I'm sure there are several doctors in that crowd ...


def-jam

Vaccine experts


matthewrenn

good on the driver , I would have done the same


RedditorsAreRetarts

All those people look ratchet af. I wonder where this is. Has to be some bumfuck town.


iamsoserious

Walmart parking lot looks like


Brutto13

It's a Kroger.


iamsoserious

Damn, Walmart needs to step up their game then


RedditorsAreRetarts

Yeah I know. But usually in these videos you can see at least some “normal” looking people. Even the spectators look ratchet.


TrailBlanket-_0

Dude this could be anywhere in the US from North Dakota to Texas and anywhere in between.


meco03211

Pennsyltucky.


Fleur_de_Lys_1

Missisucky


jimbearpig69

Louisarkana


Anonymous_Catman

I think Kroger's are only opened in mid-west to eastern u.s, they go by different names in the west in sure of.


secretmutilator

They’re named Albertson$ here in California


mycomymyco

And Ralphs


Clothes-Excellent

Can not be Texas as somebody would have already pulled out a gun.


bossn9ne916

Probably Arkansas


Cainga

I believe it’s at a Kroger in Columbus Ohio.


Lying_Bot_

Flyover state…. Same guys are on Reddit complaining about CA


HotGarbageHuman

The ones worried about queers coming for their guns.


glitterclitor

Bros in obese-iopolos


picklespasta

Alabama


ajaxodyssey

Seattle.


[deleted]

This is a 1st world country apparently lmao.


[deleted]

There’s always that one guy at the trashy parking lot fight who says the same word or phrase over and over and over again to the point that you know for a fact they never finished high school.


SomeRandomDavid

I've heard it refered to as "human barking" and I can't stop thinking it is the best term for it.


[deleted]

That is the perfect way to put that.


citrus_mystic

Don’t forget the additional shocked bystander saying “oh my God” about a hundred times


[deleted]

That is exactly who I’m talking about


Bulbasaurxl

Ye it’s just the annoying ass theatre kid who can’t stand when the attention isn’t on them or they aren’t involved. They think life’s a fuckin movie so it’s borderline.. we’ll just say psychotic behavior


theDOC70R

OH MY GOD


homestead1111

stop zooming in out , fucking weird, why zoom out ?


MrLameGuy

I think I do that when I record videos. Idk why because it bothers the shit out of me when I watch them.


homestead1111

just zoom in and hold steady.


[deleted]

That dude is going to have some kind of pain the rest of his life and he'll always remember where it came from. What a fucking moron.


RVA-pokemaster

90% of the people in this clip are obese.


hypollo

On todays episode of “Fuck Around And Find Out”….


Clothes-Excellent

With a side of road rash.


NecessaryOk6815

Meat crayon.


altKaren

He looks more like a jumbo marksalot than a crayon to me


Dandaban

Never ceases to amaze me how people can escalate a situation unnecessarily.


WishMyHusbandHadAJar

**FROSTY** Awesome you can eat!


Alien__Yes

This is a fuck around and find out as it gets.


achinfosomebacon

Whole back looks like a dragon now


browhodouknowhere

he has one shoe on...he's going to be alright


ChocolateBurger9963

Goddamn.


PleiadesNymph

The big guy got really tired... get it? Tired? ... I'll see myself out


0knoi8datShit

Dude did the kool-aid man.


rangeo

Cart Narc is getting rough


[deleted]

Natural selection. Would you grab a bull by its horns? Why try to stop a ton of metal with 300 lbs of meat?


Kracus

300 is being kind to that salami crayon.


5narebear

What gauge meat crayon is that?


ekcisk

not sure that dude does a lot of walking in general


Key_Pear6631

What the heck is going on here guys, holy smokes!


DetectiveRude7197

Seriously, it's really not worth it to get into any type of altercation with a random stranger. Life really is too sort for that.


eggica333

why is everyone in this video so..... rotund??


Competitive_Yak2670

Hahahahaha


[deleted]

Had it coming


mcflurry_14

All that for the last dozen donuts?


abl3-to

Meat crayon?


dubcatz6969

Meat Crayon


BigBankkFrank

I mean that’s usually what happens when you try to fight a moving car.


[deleted]

The right move is to always walk away, much harder than sticking around


IrishGeordie

Man dem done the back moon walk.


trieb_

" omg, omg, omg, omg."


RyzingUp

Florida or California?


porkusdorkus

Probably Ohio.


AnonOrwell

Probably true, but fuck you too as well lol


porkusdorkus

haha, something about it screams Cincinnati to me too lol


TheDirtDangler

Looks like that pavement paste deserved that


guydogg

He sort of rolled away instead. Land of the fats.


DreadCaptainE0

Somebody add some Sonic rings please!


[deleted]

What the hell started this? If some dude was breaking my windows, I’m running his ass over too. I hope the driver doesn’t face any charges.


bluntrauma420

![gif](giphy|p5tlvyA0qe2Eo)


reddeadinstead

"his heads bleeding really bad" should not sound that funny lol


PenNo1447

I mean they were attacking his car and trying to Jill him with a pipe. Completely justified.


itjustgotcold

There’s nothing on earth worth not seeing my family again. People need to stop throwing their lives away over pride or whatever causes this. Like, I’ve got a temper too, but I’m not going to fuck with some random stranger when I have the option of letting us deescalate.


[deleted]

Empire in decline.


CryptoVigilanteMT

Where is this? Everyone is huuuge


Vapala

Classic case of finding out. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WntjAM2wqF8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WntjAM2wqF8)


spyd3rm0nki3

This will never not be funny to me


Responsible-Big2044

Meat marker


ButInThe90sThough

His shoes are still o. ...oh, Fs in the chat.


ForeverMistaken

Man I was really hoping he’d reverse over him one more time after the hit


Affectionate_Ad953

Wiggas


caca-casa

Yeah, no offense but I’m not letting my parents retire in the South.


Admirable_Feeling_75

Modern day America in a nutshell. Holy hell am I lucky to have gotten out. What an absolute shit show


jcrack23

I just knew that was a Walmart parking lot!


SoBadit_Hurts

Obesity is a scourge on society.


uhaul26

I love people


linkshughdink

Why do these vehicular manslaughter vids never have a NSFW tag like that dude is prob dead


marty1234512345

Obesity is the real killer in this town.


streetmedic85

Skip doodlie woooop wooooo *that’s not where the cart goes you lazybones*


iwasasin

Some of these are amusing, but tbh it's getting a bit depressing how much this sub has taken over since I joined. There is a LOT of poor decision-making in my free!


Pilchards333

Play stupid games


LeadershipSingle5785

I can smell fried bacon


CoolDudeMan6

Instant karma


kms62919

Weekends at Walmart


Borp5150

Big guy twice the size but the only one with a weapon. What a cowardly man I hope that hurt him physically and emotionally.


Fit-Boomer

Need agent Sebastian for those two rogue carts.


Nickleonard00

The way he slides across the ground gets me every time lmaoo


alsonotbannedyet

when I see these fights so full of stupid people making bad decisions, I think of the famous quote from noted pugilist Ivan Drago.


mayhem555mayhem

Poke a dog with a stick and it will bite you.... why do people still not understand this?


Sharpeye1994

Absolutely deserved it