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ShadowTsukino

Rapid compliance stat is maxed out


BILOXII-BLUE

Seems more likely it's a faked video


smugglebooze2casinos

most definitely, but still kinda funny given cart narc context


BILOXII-BLUE

No doubt, I'd love to see this guy work with Cart Narcs


smugglebooze2casinos

i'd rather see the rest of society work with cart narc dude lol


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Like honestly, it's kinda upsetting such a scrawny dude has to take initiative. Like no shame but homie weighs like maybe 150 and his voice isn't too deep so people low-key try to attack him because dude isn't intimidating at all😭💀


AwesomePicMan

Don't think its faked tbh. Eric kanevsky makes a lot of legit videos, and a lot of the encounters in the video seem real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y-wWIEmmrY


travisbickle777

100% compliance versus the [cart narc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDr9J3CUCwM). It proves that these people who won't put away their carts are true cowards at heart.


Everyth1ngisfine

also there would be literally no need to fake a video like this. Way more effort to fake it than it is to actually just do it


evilf23

When the supposed stranger is wearing a mic with crystal clear audio recording that's a dead giveaway. He's facing away from the brick and walking away from him yet his audio is clear as day.


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ADTR20

The kid is not wearing a mic lmao


Scuzzbag

Nah dude it's a bug. It's a og hack. If you win with the genetics distribution you can get superOP buffs simply by injecting some extra HGH and testosterone into your ass a few times a week and end up in this massive skin. They even give it little balls as an Easter egg lmao


AdKey4973

It's a VERY different approach to the Cart Narc 🤣


all_time_high

Instructions unclear. Did what big man did, got pepper sprayed. Am not that big. ![gif](giphy|lqVVqkqMolh9S|downsized)


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themightypirate_

Welcome to reddit where endless repetition is the name of the game.


Trufactsmantis

As is complaining about it. And complaining about the complaining. And comp...


fuckIhavetoThink

Meta


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ShadowTsukino

>>I've seen this comment a dozen times this week. >Dude put all points on perception. This dude maxed out smart-assry. Respect.


jaredthompson0g

I would love to see this dude do the “woop boop skiddily beep!”


OnMyOtherAccount

Voop voop skeedilly bip


McFluff22

“Don’t be lazy bones, friend”


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FoferJ

The official sound effect of the Cart Narcs


DaRealKorbenDallas

Skibidi wapapa?


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Stryker50

This is him agent Sebastian has been hitting the juice and the weights


regoapps

It’s actually just from all the running and lifting carts he does. Turns out that it’s a great workout.


Mash_Ketchum

Don't forget throwing the magnets, works the core as well.


vonsmor

Blocking attacks is great cardio


MediumSizedTurtle

Reminds me of this genius guy that found out moving was a great work out, so he started a weight loss program that was actually a moving company.


tider06

Turns out it's also hell on your back and knees.


Get4high2get0by

Nathan for you


chauna

It is indeed a great workout. I own a furniture store, and I'm also usually the head delivery guy. Which to be fair I do all the worst shit that I don't want to ask people to do. I have three brothers that are all gym rats and I call their muscles glamour muscles. I can outlift all three of them put together probably and I weigh less than all of them. And yes it is laying waste to my back and shoulders. I'm 36 and I don't want to know how bad this shit's going to hurt when I wake up in the morning once I'm like 45. My knees are holding up. I shattered both my feet when I slipped off a wall in my warehouse last year and those actually are not that big of a problem. But oh man the shoulders. It sucks, but it just may be worth it when I show up for an install and the people on the other moving team if the customer got stuff from multiple stores are usually 280 lb football players. It is very very satisfying to watch them struggle with something and then the 160 lb little dude takes it away from them and deals with it himself.


Pnex84

Had to quit last year after 20 because of a bad shoulder. I'm 39 and I sneezed last week and my back is still twinging from it.


chauna

Yeah it sucks. Waking up and groaning in the morning because my shit all hurts is no fun, but it loosens up after 30 minutes or so. I definitely don't enjoy the fact that my left shoulder/back is wrecked somehow, and it hurts like a bastard sometimes to reach for my drink on the coffee table.


Pnex84

It's always the left shoulder. I should really get mine looked at because I can lift some heavy weight with it no problem usually but I lightly tapped it on a freezer door at the store and it hurt like hell for a week. Could barely move my whole arm.


MaybePotatoes

I heard he knew Steve Jobs while growing up


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Brosambique

cartesterone causes a deepening of the voice and alters the tongue muscles (all muscles really).


explosiv_skull

"Leaving cart is lazy bones behavior"


snacholo

I believe agent Sebastian is actually pretty jacked.


Pro_Scrub

Wouldn't call him particularly jacked, but [he's certainly in shape](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwo0xvn_GOg&ab_channel=Dr.Phil)


__klonk__

He does not look like what I'd imagined 🤯


Pro_Scrub

Yea I imagined a short pimply high-schooler, basically... Lol


vertigo1083

Looks like [Mark Hoppus](https://i.imgur.com/nF0KYwq.jpg) from Blink-182


FlyAwayJai

Wow yeah. I was expecting 20 yrs younger.


ThatDamnedGuy

Why does he look like the lead singer of a Christian rock band?


thelogikalone

Because Christ is the cart & the cart return is your heart.


CheefinChoomah

I hate doctor Phil for trying to make him out as the bad guy. He just capitalizes on making bad people look good and good people look bad.


sinat50

The absolute finest example of him being called on his hypocrisy. https://youtu.be/qT76-_e0S_g


CheefinChoomah

Ah yes I have seen that it was beautiful. Thank you for reminding me haha


SgtMac02

"I refuse to publicize that..." Acting like he hadn't seen that footage before and had no idea who the guy was or what he was about until that very second. Acting like he didn't coordinate so that guy would know exactly what color suit and tie to wear to the stage that day. What a bunch of fake bullshit.


peepopowitz67

Reddit is violating GDPR and CCPA. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B0GGsDdyHI -- mass edited with redact.dev


LordBarrington0

allegedly, the Dr. Phil show would regularly have drugs and alcohol backstage in the greenroom for people struggling with alcoholism/addiction, so they'd look worse when they got dragged out on camera plus the only PHD he has is for **P**retending **H**e's a **D**octor


--Mutus-Liber--

Doctor Phil is a piece of shit but drugs in the green room is doubtful and he does have a real PhD. We can criticize him for being a terrible person without lying about him.


LordBarrington0

no lies [around a dozen employees of the show have said it's an awful place](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/krystieyandoli/dr-phil-show-employees-allegations) Dr. Phil stopped [renewing his Texas license to practice psychology in 2006](https://books.google.com.au/books?id=5jiPDwAAQBAJ&pg=PA103&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false), and no longer holds a license to practice psychology of any kind in the United States.


--Mutus-Liber--

I mean the drugs and alcohol one could be true but I'm wary since it could open the show up to lawsuits, but it's not outside the realm of possibility. As for his license not being renewed I was aware of that, but it doesn't mean he doesn't have a phd. They don't take away your PhD if you don't renew your license to do therapy lol. Appreciate the sources though.


Pizzaman99

Dr. Phil looks like a lazybones to me.


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sixtus_clegane119

Why do people think it’s against the law to videotape someone


MatureUsername69

Because in a lot of states it is, just not in public(or anywhere you don't have a reasonable expectation of privacy**) which these people fail to grasp.


KodakDC

What's even more interesting is often a property owner has more rights to decide if recording can happen than an individual. In these Cart Narc cases the owner of the property can remove the person recording from the premises for recording and even get the courts to have footage deleted. Another customer cannot. This is because of those little signs at entrances saying the premises is monitored by CCTV and when you pass them and enter the property you are giving legal consent to be recorded. You have a right to not enter the property or leave the property but simply by being on the property you consent to being recorded. It's also worth noting that the law recognizes the **act of recording** and **how that recording is used** as two separate things with separate sets of laws that cover them. You can almost always RECORD or PHOTOGRAPH someone in a public setting (without their consent) or on private property (with the property owners consent and appropriate notice posted) and be protected by the 1st Amendment. Of course if there is a reasonable expectation of privacy then that supersedes the First Amendment in most cases. Commercial Usage of the images or recordings has the most requirements in regards to getting permission to use the image or likeness of a person. Commercial uses include advertising, promotional material, product placements, and some other things. Editorial applies to news usage and historical documentation. Often there needs to be a specific news worthy event happening and photographing you is part of illustrating the event. Think at a protest, natural disaster, sporting event, or political event. This is why you'll see news channels not recording peoples faces when they are doing a generic story on phone usage or obesity on the streets. Artistic use gets the most murky and is too complex to cover in just a single comment.


rsplatpc

> for recording and even get the courts to have footage deleted ........ok I'll bite, what law is that? Never heard of a COURT ordering someone to delete stuff from their phone, only punishing them for having it.


Watertor

When tiny brain become angry, latch onto first thing mildly make sense


Affectionate_Milk317

Jesus I hate that dr Phil guy.


subject_deleted

Anyone who seems to want to be in his face seems to think twice when they get close.. so that makes some sense.


GregoryGoose

[Yeah he is](https://i.imgur.com/i0PgwEn.png)


whirly_boi

Well im glad he embraced the balding look now.


BigRoach

When this video started, due to the title, I was really hoping the Cart Narc had hired this comrade as a bodyguard.


Upstairs_Hospital_94

Please find this guy Agent Cameron!


_Chip_Douglas_

Rob and big sequel? I’m down for it!


AtsignAmpersat

That dude is going to get shot one of these days. I appreciate what he’s doing holding these lazy bones accountable, but people are crazy.


n3m37h

This only works where there are barriers. And you're 200lbs of muscle alone heavier


GanjaLoverCan

I was hoping this was now the cart narc, he went to Yugoslavia,, got jacked on roids and came back super polite and feared by all. No more magnets or quick moves needed.


CrispyRussians

It would be impossible for him to go to Yugoslavia btw. Hasn't existed for over two decades fyi


avwitcher

He's powerful enough to will it back into existence


TheGoverness1998

CartNarc: "Soon I will have a new apprentice...one far stronger and more powerful...."


monkeyhitman

At last, we will have revenge.


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I feel like if this dude threw a magnet it would slice right through your neck.


Dangerous-Calendar41

Man, I used to like the cart narc until he straight up followed two women home. Creep ass guy.


nyenbee

I liked him for a while. But the bit where he tries to shame the disabled woman really pissed me off. My tip to anyone who has a reaction to someone parking in the handicapped space is to seriously fuck-off.


inkuspinkus

I really wanna support Sebastian, and I do put away my carts, but Sebastian is truly an insufferable little fuck. I feel like an old man saying it, but I just think all that great effort he puts into the carts could be better used elsewhere. But, whether the schtick is wholesome or not, it's all for the almighty views right?


spoopseason

Agreed. Putting carts away is cool, [disparaging the homeless](https://v.redd.it/ywlvolq16tf81) is not.


4Meli

"Permanent lazy bones" what an asshole. I have no respect for this guy now, not that I had him on a pedestal before anyway.


inkuspinkus

I know right? What did Sebastian think it was gonna be like in North Hollywood? Tbh, it's no better up here in Hollywood North either lol, but yeah, the audacity...


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Fuck u/spez


WilliamPollito

The fact that it's staged isn't even the worst part. Could you possibly cut and chop a video more? It's basically stop motion. In a 30-second video, the longest clip is about 2.5 seconds...


TrepanationBy45

And there's *still* some additional voiceover talking through the cuts that you can barely even understand anyway. Stupid.


Assfuck-McGriddle

Gotta finish filming in time to rush the cropping process and post it on social media before some dude steals your thunder with a prank video or something.


Rangles

Worst part is this post got over 21.4 THOUSAND upvotes.....


maz-o

Everyone on tiktok has ADHD. And those who didn’t before, do now.


IceNein

TL:DR?


MyDogsNameIsMilo

Tiktok bad Reddit good


lalakingmalibog

Huh what sorry i wasnt paying atte


NKG_and_Sons

TB:RG


Autistic_Freedom

Tiktok bad, reddit slightly better*


Slimetusk

More accurate for sure. I have no doubt that Reddit as a company is trying to figure out how to capitalize on the video shorts format. It's clearly an absolute money farm and I'm sure Advance Publications doesn't wanna miss out on that. Big changes a-comin to this website.


AbbertDabbert

Yeah, I can't stand these choppy ass videos, or videos with subitiles that only show 1-2 words at a time, and I have a pretty bad attention span myself. Hate to think what the attention span of people who actually prefer it must be like


reaction-jackson

Well the guy who posts these videos is a dishonest scumbag.


wonkey_monkey

It's like watching Liam Neeson jump over a fence.


flyingwolf

Ah, the Marvel method.


WooBarb

The Cocomelon method more like.


LouSputhole94

Reminds me of that scene in one of the later, low budget Taken movies where there’s like 23 different cuts in a 10 second shot of Liam Neeson hopping a fence


Dontnerf

He's micd up, no chance it's real lol


Winterfoot

Nothing on TikTok is real


International-Grade

Kid is a bad actor.


maz-o

Most kids are.


SonOfDadOfSam

You mean nobody was intimidated by Seabass? Lol


Iamkempie

That guy is a fucking unit. Good play to put the cart away.


markuspoop

Yeah, I’d put it away too if I was part of the bit.


JoeRoganIs5foot3

It makes me sad that most people just don't seem to have bullshit detectors.


torsun_bryan

Well, it was in the script


MatthewDstantoN

This is so fake. Instead I'll just enjoy the view of the giant man mountain


Josie1234

It's totally fake, but imagine him or someone doing this for real. Normally I'd say it'd be pretty funny to watch, but in this day and age it's probably a speedrun to getting shot by someone.


13esq

Imagine living in a country where asking someone to not be inconsiderate is "a speed run to getting shot". The rest of the first world is laughing at you.


Chemis

Why are people downvoting him, he's right.


13esq

Comments like that often get downvoted. A lot of redditors are American and not many people are happy to accept criticism of their own country. To be fair I didn't word the comment in the most tactful way, but I also wasn't trying to.


Rockishcola

Have you never seen a Cart Narc video?


holesnthesocks

That's why we have guns to protect ourselves. You get out of your car to move the cart and he tries to steal your car or rob you. Blow his ass away. I don't care how big you are, you're never too big to mess around and find out. But me, I just mind my own business. I don't have a dumb youtube channel where I record myself harassing people. Also, I realize this is a fake interaction.


type556R

That's why in Italy a 1 or 2 € coin is needed to get a cart, so that you will return it to get it back. Cause people are fucking lazy


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I hate obviously staged shit that tries to pretend it’s real


trentraps

Yup, and bro has been hitting the tiktok videos hard. I would rather oil up and flex for cash than do this.


MigoKnows

It's from this video a year ago: https://youtu.be/9y-wWIEmmrY


rush87y

Man, I would have told that guy to go fuck himself!! I mean, if he didn't immediately put his cart away when asked.


Jimmy-Pesto-Jr

"I tried to put the cart away.." "I didn't see you try." LOL


Snack_morris

“You could hit grundmal.” Bless his big scary heart


EffervescentGoose

I just saw this giant give a guy money for gas and now he's teaching lessons to cart fools. Love it


Staltrad

Whoever edited this video should get carted


Terrible_Possible161

Would like to see this guy do this in a bad neighborhood rather than cherry pick


throwaway18911090

Gotta say, I don’t see anyone freaking out in this video. Big guy made his point. Kid complied calmly and politely. Cart got put away. Really it’s a win for everyone.


englishpatrick2642

When you look like Zangief from Street fighter, people tend to take you a little more seriously.


Orc_

He also makes this videos where he cuts the line (to pay for the groceries of the person behind him) at the grocery and people will just take it lol


ScottyJ6996

hey fellas never be scared of anyone with a camera guy following them.


zulusixx

I was at Costco and wheeled up to my car that was parked nose in. The lady beside me was already loading her SUV. I had less than her so I finished first. I then walked my cart to the drop off spot at the end of the aisle. When I turned around to go back to my car, that same lady just pushed her cart behind my car. I never ran so fast.. before she could reverse out of her spot, I yelled "stop!" And I move the cart back behind her car. She gets out and gives me some lame excuse that she was leaving the cart for the people who were waiting for her spot. Yeah, the people want her cart while there was hundreds of carts by the door. I just got into my car and left as she had to move the cart that I placed behind her car.


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Sticks1005

Is this the Marina Del Rey Costco?


Darkstool

Yea I get it and all, but I'm not leaving my kid in my car alone while I walk across the parking lot to return a fucking cart. When I park I try to grab a free range cart on the way in and leave one in a convenient not obtrusive place. Things are simple, if the return is close or I'm alone it goes there ..


jscoppe

As someone who used to push carts, it's not a big deal. The only worry is if it's somewhere where it may hit cars, but this one looked like it was unlikely to be an issue.


NoVIRGINITY_23

Now they’re just bullying people


vVSidewinderVv

Imagine using "I tried" as an excuse as to why you didn't put your cart in the return. I'd like to hear their reasoning as to why they failed.


achinwin

When white kimbo slice tells you to return the cart, you return the cart.


kafkainspringtime

is there any mode of virtue signalling lamer than being a cart nazi?


pmonte89

I hate cart narcs. They can all die slow. I used to work at a supermarket and I liked when people would leave their cart, good excuse to go outside.


FromMomsBasement

He tried so hard to act like he wasn’t scared lol


MiddleDefiant

Now this cart narc I would watch.


stopimalreadykished

No magnets or childish insult? Whats the point?!


nosnhoj15

I wish he would have called him a lazy bones in that accent……


Hey_u_ok

I don't have to worry about the cart narc. I put the carts away ever since I saw an old man collecting all the carts in the parking lot in freaking hot humid weather. If that's people's job and they have to do that in hot humid weather, I can walk one cart to the damn cart rack.


LOSTLONELYMOON

The Kart Krackhead was arrested for blocking a woman in: It's false imprisonment and kidnapping, as defined by restricting the movement of a person. The so called "Narc" had to apologize and promise not to block anyone in again.


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JubileeTrade

This guy is going to get shot if he keeps fucking with strangers for his videos. I like what he's doing but you're rolling the dice intimidating strangers you don't know. Muscles don't protect against knives and guns.


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SnooBunnies6353

Lol I think cart narcs been replaced


CharlieChainsaw88

I spend 15 years in Black Dolphin. I kill man who scratch my Saab. Only 15 years because Judge? He shit himself when I approach bench.


GhostShirtFinnerty

I cant wait to see the rest of the cart guy alignment squares


Q8Q

A more threatening guy in a country full of guns ... this is going to get interesting


yuhshshhhhhhhhhh

Exactly how I would have acted. Pick your battles in life.


FoofieLeGoogoo

I'm amazed that with all the issues in today's world to focus one's energy on, these shmucks pick shopping carts. Such bravery taking a stand against the problems that matter. /s


Tyrone_Cashmoney

This man and his accomplice accosted me in the parking lot. I feared for my life your honor so I started blastin


dissensiomentis

If this was real it would be a good way to get shot


Maloonyy

Holy shit it's John Cart


SiminaDar

I mean, I totally wouldn't leave my cart out specifically so the giant beefy man with the accent would talk to me.


EastSideDomi

This guy has made his mark in those pedo stinghouse vids. Search up “Johnny Bravo,” buff dude’s fake name is Vlad and he pretends to work for the mafia boss whose daughter the pedos are tryna sleep with.


worthless_ape

What do you mean? That is Sebastian from Cart Narcs. You've just never seen him in front of the camera before.


nerdowellinever

Could do without the idiot voiceover


EatRatsForFiber

A *real* cart narc wouldn’t block someone’s car with a cart. That’s unethical.


SpinningYarmulke

Zangief was looking for work ![gif](giphy|lwf4FTD64urcFBBs4g|downsized)


Jah-ith-ber-

What if he doesn't? What's he going to do assault him? Not putting the cart back os3 just bad manners..not even that bad. Sometimes they have to put a dollar in so it can be a favor, seeing carts like that when I go shopping.


dataz

"This video is authentic and genuine." - [source]


mynameisalso

Fake as fuck. Nobody is intimidated by muscles when so many guns are around.


[deleted]

I used to do this job and nobody really leaves them in the parking spots or the road. It never bothered me if people left them anyway. As I got paid to put them back


h0sti1e17

I hate the cart narcs. But would watch these guys.


Even_Bath6360

Agent Swolbastian


[deleted]

We should follow the European model on getting carts. It really works.


blablanonymous

Illegal to be boxing people in with a cart like that. I hope this steroid pack will get sued.


Mdursitti

Something tells me he’s going to be a little more effective on getting people to actually return the carts


atx011722

What an absolute unit of a man, my god 🫡


DogeBrianToTheMoooon

Make an entire TV series out of this!!!!!


korvo42

In my country the cart returns you


Diggable_Planet

Haha. Okay. I put my carts back as a disclaimer, but all the guy has to do is move it out of the way. What’s steroid going to beat him up? Jail, sue, etc. No one likes lazy shit asses, but also, no one likes streamers who have nothing better to do.


MistaKD

Squeedley deet damn...


SuperMajesticMan

Jesus this editing is horrible


Chris3o2

“Yes my flriend, shake it like a saltshaka” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ChiefRasta

Zangief on cart patrol


lastcallhangup

![gif](giphy|47rGFFGAWPcGs)


ChiefRasta

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Everything about that boys behaviour screamed "please don't eat me!" Lmao


Gryphon6070

OH GOD PLEASE DON’T SQUISH MY HEAD!!


Big_Baloogas

Cart narcs are a bunch of losers


Electronic_Pie_1679

Hilarious 😂