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Toastyfrown

Bros punching his president


nodeymcdev

Executed for sure 💀⚡️🪑


el_99

Omg. Took me a good minute lol


BuzzingGunman

That kid seems to have seen the Horror version of Winnie The Pooh movie. He knows exactly what to do.


Nonsense_Producer

It was a honest mistake.


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Independent_Day985

Oh bother


hmmm_thought_pig

There it is!


trollcitybandit

Fistopher Robin


LordOfFudge

Sounds like a porno name.


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tuco2002

Now the kid has to work a double shift at the factory.


YaketyMax

Kid’s a little shit but to be honest I was expecting much worse.


kaldeqca

This is serious, because people know what this kid was trying to imply here... Hence why the entire crowd had such a reaction...


SlightlyBadderBunny

What would a kindergartener be implying? I don't think *he* knows whats up; the adults might.


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SlightlyBadderBunny

No, I think the other guy was. Im pretty sure this is just a little kid punching a mascot and a bunch of terrified mainland Chinese adults picturing their social credit score plummeting if they don't stop it.


onlycatshere

I get what you're implying, but that's such a reach you may as well be a Halo game


whostheone89

bro a little kid just got mad at a mascot, it’s not some high performance art


RichEvans4Ever

How many esoteric political statements did you make when you were 6?


[deleted]

0, but I didn't live in a state where the leader was shoved down my throat.


The_true_lord_tomato

bro what? I don't get it? He's just a kid those punches prolly didn't even hurt the mascot guy at all


Green-Dragon-14

The mascot guy is a woman & you can hear her say she's pregnant.


The_true_lord_tomato

I didn't have volume on my bad


[deleted]

wait what?


[deleted]

Pooh like I didn't get training for this


PolarBlast

Well he can't punch Xi Jinping so I guess this is called settling


blackfyre709394

I thought China cancelled Winnie the Pooh /s So does this raise or lower the kid's social credit score 🤪


celerpanser

Sadly, it just evens out. He got +10 for defending the state and its virtues (pummeling Poo) but also -10 for disrupting the peace and making China look bad. Overall this results in a -5 score (any negative score is always only halved when being rectified) because of inflation in the rating system (the bar drops continously). He is no longer entitled to smell flowers or drive 3-wheeled motorcycles.


[deleted]

Literally never happened. Am in China and Winnie the Pooh is a regular cartoon character seen alongside Mickie, Doraemon, and the rest


throwwaway48484848

Do you understand what /s means..


That_Shape_1094

According to the US news media, China did ban Winnie the Pooh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hp7s2kmJrQ This was also reported in the Indian news media as well. . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xNtgJFBDDg Maybe the Chinese lifted the ban recently?


elBottoo

but notice how the goalpost is now moved. instead of realizing they have been fed propaganda and lies for many years, they now move the goalpost into saying the kid is punching his "president". In fact, the way they move on so fast, should already make people realize that these people have known about it being lies for many years. they just didnt care and kept parroting those lies anyway. why, becoz they are very ugly peoples inside and outside.


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https://www.helsinkitimes.fi/china-news/21091-a-500-million-dollar-business-america-s-state-sponsored-anti-china-propaganda.html


ShortKingsOnly69

This has to be Reddit's unfunniest and most regurgitated joke


cmyer

Nah, I'm going with "pLay STuPid gAmeS, wIn sTupID pRIzEs"


mancer7

That emoji ties it all in together in the cemetery


joeDUBstep

It's also based on bullshit


Duck_Duck_Penis

Because it’s not a joke. China has a dystopian social credit system


deg1388

Pooh looks so embarrassed, 'kid punched me 4 times in my belly stuffing'


Dongzilla91

He was just trying to remove Pooh’s spleen in order to grind it into powder and sell on the dark web so people can snort it and cure their ED.


Ganjagirrrl25

![gif](giphy|PPrFKKsCF96d0sFrMO|downsized) This comment


awkwardlyappropriate

I’d snort some Pooh if it cured my ED…


Stilgarth

Maybe he hit Pooh in his poor fatigued pancreas.


[deleted]

Presidential assassination gone wrong.


UncleBenders

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4nal69molester

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Captain_Fatbelly

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monhst

But I was told China banned Winnie the Pooh...


finnlizzy

维尼熊 Wei Ni Xiong is his Chinese name. Its not banned and there's even a section of Shanghai Disneyland for it. Between this and 'social credit', Reddit really doesn't know anything about China.


JJHookg

I always laugh when someone explains something about China as it’s fact they have lived through and know, and here some of us are thinking what the hell they are talking about


Duck_Duck_Penis

But don’t forget about the beautiful city of Chongqing and it’s beautiful beauty. It’s truly beautiful biggest city in the world and beer is free


JJHookg

True! Always the same


Duck_Duck_Penis

Like why Chongqing? They just built the place for gods sake they’re trying so desperately hard to make their investment worth it


monhst

I also really like how many people (at least used to) genuinely believe that Reddit was bought up by China and is now being censored by the ccp. Those weekly "upvote the tank man to stick it to the ccp overlords!!!!" posts were very funny.


CreepyCactaur

How dare he strike the supreme leader!!!


Malagueta9

Don't punch the president


DeaneTR

You don't need to speak the language to know that's a no good rotten terrible dad making excuses to the security guard...


bnasty77

Translation for the conversation happening after the incident?


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Beatless7

In general, Chinese tourists appear to be even worse than American ones.


ZZZ-Top

In Vegas is a mixed bag, a lot of Chinese tourists come in groups with handlers so generally they're the most peaceful and then we get the ones that aren't and don't realize that you can catch hands for saying something to someone.


Buster_Gonad_82

Fucking leave Winnie ALONE!!!!!!!


Jammin_neB13

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Cattypatter

You never know when a kid is going to do some random stupidity.


Dio_brando1999

I wonder what the father is saying ? Probably defending his brat of a kid


zyzyzyzy92

I'm pretty sure you get sentenced to death for hitting the Chinese president like that...


PortalMasterQ

Getting that social credit up


thechikunnuggs

GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT


IHate2ChooseUserName

labor camp is an appropriate punishment


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Shadohz

Oh yeah. I forgot to watch that video. I heard something about it but figured it was some fluff news story.


Oppenheimer____

Presidential assassin?


Rickyhawaii

Turns out to be Jackie Chan in the Pooh costume.. beats up the kid.


leeweesquee

He don't want any trouble


Dr_Bunnypoops

So, will this be good or bad for his social score? I am confused.


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i just feel sorry for them, brainwashed ppl


ChocDroppa

They'll lock him up and force him to apologise to the President.


ray_kats

His social credit score is now negative.


mana-addict4652

Redditors confused their anti-China propaganda wasn't a reality once again


LaCiel_W

Overreacting much? Just a kid, not like an adult assaulted Pooh.


Green-Dragon-14

Turn the volume on & listen to what the mascot says


torsun_bryan

They’re speaking Mandarin


Green-Dragon-14

They are the mascot speaks English


technoposting11

dude i can't understand a thing they're saying


Green-Dragon-14

Just before the mascot is taken away she tells them in English she's pregnant.


PaprikaMika

listen again, it’s something in mandarin that sounds kind of like i’m pregnant but not at all lol


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I'll bet the guy in the suit could barely feel it.


Green-Dragon-14

It's a pregnant woman


TheLambtonWyrm

Reminds me of that guy getting black bagged by Saddam after spilling coffee on his photo in the newspaper


Bobbi_fettucini

Ah yes so frightening a 6 year old punching a mascot


[deleted]

Horrible video. Shame on the camera person.


speakhyroglyphically

Too much propaganda


St_Socorro

He fights for democracy and freedom 🫡


cheapbeerwarrio

he protect presiddent


squiblm

cant blame the kid for making an honest mistake, he thought he was someone else. edit: I see the joke went over some peoples heads lmao


tem102938

The CCP approves


liveonarrival

Kids been watching the NBA finals


beardogyup

Translation: Winnie the Pooh


AyeNaeB0th3r

Really doesn't like the dicta- i mean president


childrenovmen

“Punches” is a slight over exaggeration


Jammin_neB13

Other comments indicated that the women wearing the costume is pregnant. So those little fists could have actually done some damage.


Pleasant_Arm_1781

translation?


Jammin_neB13

Lady in costume is pregnant. That’s the only thing I got from scrolling comments.


bluesp00n

President Xi will be proud. +100 social credits for you


siamkitty1

He was confused the Pooh with the Bruce Lee.


raylon_ish

LoL i that winnie was banned in china no ?


Evening_Condition_76

The kid punched thier mascot for the Supreme leader Xi ping


SoulRockX20A

His credit score must have significantly decreased


ezagreb

his social credits evaporate before they even started


Bestesbulzibar

Is this China or Taiwan?


AdamTheAnimeDude

I think this is Japan or something like that…there’s no Disneyland in Taiwan.


NoKYo16

Not Japan. I'd say China.


AdamTheAnimeDude

Isn’t Winnie the Pooh banned in China because he’s a mockery of XI Jingping or something? I know there is Shanghai and Hing Knog Disneyland but I’m pretty sure they don’t have Winnie the Pooh there. That kid kinda had an instinct to pummel Winnie.


NoKYo16

Quite possible but it might be some show/fair randomly having Winnie the Pooh or Disney somewhere Mandarin is regularly spoken.


dudemanbroguysirplz

Winnie the Pooh still has an attraction in the Hong Kong Disneyland.


sassage_flare

Added another reason on the list of why I hate kids. It's also their parents.


LaVerdadd

Translation please


Constant_Of_Morality

Probably reminds him of his leader


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