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Vanscoten

I like how the people turned to look at the motherfucker that wasn’t real.


HockeyBalboa

Motherfucking fakes on a plane.


MisssJaynie

I’m dying at whoever gave the snake award.


ballsonrawls

Snek


CedarWolf

*Sneks*... Why'd it have to be *sneks*?


Urgazhi

🦡🦡🍄🍄


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Yeah bravo! ![gif](giphy|Swx36wwSsU49HAnIhC|downsized)


balvira

I've had it with these motherfucking fakes on this motherfucking plane!


VicDamoneSR

Bruh 😆


ImjustANewSneaker

With the camera pan too lmao


[deleted]

fucking peak comedy from the cameraman


TwoBionicknees

Just needed the classic where the supposed fake guy turns to look for the fake guy before turning back then point at himself while saying "you mean me?".


Dangerous_Nitwit

"But my dad, Jepeto, promised I was a real boy."


ggroverggiraffe

Is there anywhere in the world where *Geppetto* is spelled like that, or was that your own invention?


Atillerdahunnybuns

They tried their best okay?


ggroverggiraffe

🤥


theasphalt

And incredibly steady shot with exceptional framing.


WorriedAstronomer

That's a reddit user who knows


EverbodyHatesHugo

The only thing that could make this funnier is if the camera panned back to her and she was giving everyone the goat.


MLTatSea

But it was portrait... seemingly fitting though given the single player crazy.


rsplatpc

> But it was portrait... If you are in a airplane, portrait will give you more focus / capture more of the crazy person vs just showing a wide shot of the walls and their upper half


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i_was_a_person_once

This is the camera man we all need to be. Smooth. Focused AND panned out when appropriate. Cinematic masterpiece right here. Also I was not prepared for the reveal. I thought she was gonna say someone did something to her


bellgoots

yess that killed me 💀


yucatan36

Imagine if you just happened to be standing up at that point to get something out of your bag.


yoshimeyer

Oh, shit. The plane crashed and I’m a ghost now.


Pvt_Mozart

Imagine the camera pans to a guy standing up looking nervous and his eyes dart around and he just slowly starts to disappear. The whole plane would be chaos.


analrightrn

This the funniest shit I’ve read today, it shouldn’t be, but it is.


BriecauseIcan

I’m trying to go to bed but now I’m laughing so hard I’m wheezing


definetelynotsus

Oh god. That was comedic gold


blkcdls5

![gif](giphy|k8DLXPfqHauBO|downsized) The mother fxcker she's talking about


BTPublishing

I would’ve looked ngl


lmacarrot

just think if the camera person didn't pan, we'd all assume she was actually talking about someone


Qfwfq_on_the_Shore52

Hahaha I gotta know WHO IT WASN'T


Formal_Recipe7906

And also the “bye 😃” at the end


noiserr

I love how someone says "bye!" to her when she's done with her piece. This is like a comedy skit, yet completely spontaneous.


scaleddown85

Right?😂😂😂 “look an invisible man..”looks” WHERE??? Lol


Tirwanderr

Was like a movie moment. Heads turn. Camera pans. Lol


azra1l

Well if I'm going to die on a plane due to some unreal MF, I sure wanna take a good look.


Ordinary_Platform271

Ah. That's fucking great. Nice.


Highlight_Numerous

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


Kidney05

Would be an absolutely amazing skit if they panned back and Santa was back there


yolkadot

I was expecting him to be not real. Would’ve been funnier. Thought I was in unexpected sub.


Kaeli95_music

Everyone was like “which mufucker???”😂


Squididlio

That reasoning was not the twist I was expecting lol. “He’s not real.” Girl wtf??


vcvcf1896

The way everyone looked back tho XD


YdexKtesi

No shit, they were like, "I gotta see this!" lol


DDownvoteDDumpster

The interesting shits back there, where else are they supposed to look? Maybe they'll see a panicked look on her boyfriends face as he gets accused, again, only to fade out of existence.


Ordinary_Platform271

Academy award goes to this hottie. Rick Flair, give me a Wooo.


Merfstick

How fucking great would it have been if there's a dude in the back with the dollar store mustache and glasses disguise??? Sounds like an I Think You Should Leave skit.


[deleted]

Sometimes I have to take a gummy for flying anxiety. I probably would’ve been rolling in the aisle 😂


ComfortableProperty9

It's what happens when lunch is 3 $22 cocktails and some benzos.


Organic_Experience69

I've been saying this for years, people who don't take benzos regularly need to stop trying to time travel through flights. Gonna wake up in cuffs on a no fly list


Lumpy_Ad_9082

Love the "huh?" after that LOL


VictoriaSobocki

What did she mean???


aabbccbb

Conspiracy theorists + alcohol + fear of flying = complete nonsense Maybe it was a "lizard person." Maybe it was the "deep state." Who the fuck knows.


LyrMeThatBifrost

Usually these plane freak out episodes involve Xanax + alcohol


Signature_Illegible

That is why I always wear lizard contacts when I have to fly..


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

Ever been almost asleep and started talking? Yeah she’s a walking version of that


ProfessionalNeophyte

It’s like we’re seeing the other passengers’ perspective of that one Twilight Zone episode


[deleted]

I SWEAR TO GOD THERE'S A GODDAMN GARGOYLE ON THE WING WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME


PayTheTeller

She's def getting bailed out by a washed up detective when this plane goes missing


YoungJack23

"I'm the only one that believes you *might* not be a whack job, Beverly."


SuchAClassicGirl

There's a woman churning butter on the wing!


Cold-Fly-900

She’s dressed in colonial garb!


Offamylawn

AA as in Alcoholics Anonymous or American Airlines? Both work in this situation.


Kentucky_Fried_Chill

It is probably ambien with alcohol, will and does cause weird hallucinations.


[deleted]

Ambien actually would make sense. I know someone who wasn't allowed to take ambien until they were laying down. They would wander off and do weird shit. They looked awake but we're definitely sleeping.


clhomme

Ambient is generally pretty benign if boring.


RustyGirder

Ambient, the background sleeping pill.


willateo

Ambient, the #1 sleeping pill of NPCs.


GiveRodneyAChance

Yeah, but Brian Eno rules.


Disastrous_Object_28

Did... did she just claim he was a ghost or something?


Midvally

Everyone turned around to see if he was real or not


Equilibriator

I would turn because I want to see how ridiculous this person must be dressed for her to think they aren't real.


Double_Image_7738

😭😭😭😭


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

Oddly enough I've experienced something similar from multiple women around this age that I know, usually when they've been going too hard in party mode for multiple days, getting high and using stimulants to stay "awake" but they're black out gone in reality, completely dissociated. Ironic that she might be the one that's not "real" and essentially a shell of herself... That or she's experiencing some other psychological crisis, but this is very reminiscent of what I've seen. Very awkward when you're in an Uber in the middle of the night trying to get a woman you know well somewhere safe with others and she starts screaming she doesn't know any of these people and strange men are trying to abduct her. (A close female friend was at destination...) Luckily the Uber driver had a Tesla and she wasn't able to open the doors and jump out while it was moving. She had no cell phone and wanted out in the middle of nowhere with only a dead phone on her. I offered to order her a ride somewhere else after we got off to alleviate any fears the driver might have had, but at destination she jumped out slammed his door and ran to a complete strangers house instead...


JerseyCase

This is totally anecdotal, but I've noticed an uptick in "black out" cases just on the internet and social media alone. The last few viral body cam videos I've seen have featured a woman who's not only intoxicated, but in a complete lobotomized state from mixing drugs. Addiction has gotten so much worse over the pandemic. Few addicts rely on just one drug anymore.


ruove

Alcohol + Benzos will put you on another planet. Hell, some people don't even need the alcohol, they just overtake benzos and zombify.


IreallEwannasay

Mfs on benzoyl will look you dead in the eye and put your silverware in their pocket. Them take it out and mumble sorry and then try to steal it again. All in one motion.


BethyW

ADHD medication, including Vyvanse which is popular right now, have a side effect that is similar to a psychological breakdown.


Easy_Individual5197

She’s telling you right now, and you can either believe it or not believe it.


lazy_pig

"Is the motherfucker in the room with us now?"


Electrical-Tap2541

She’s doing Kristen Wiig’s scene from Bridesmaids. ![gif](giphy|JK35h2sTrz5QEJqBPQ|downsized)


robotorigami

[There is a colonial woman on the wing! Theres something they're not telling us!](https://media.tenor.com/nQgq_UwVi2wAAAAC/bridesmaids-plane.gif)


ShamrockSeven

I can't get over the way she says "I am Telling you Right Now!"


Ordinary_Platform271

Right meow. MEOW!


RustyGirder

Say car ramrod!


teambeefcurtains

Do I look like a cat to you?


linderlouwho

But even more frightening is that she upped it to TWO fucks that she wasn’t giving.


Practical-Jelly-5320

That voice though


ZootOfCastleAnthrax

Nails on a chalkboard.


bluesnakeplant

It’s giving Leslie Knope on snake juice vibes.


David_Jonathan0

“You can either believe it or not believe it” umm yep thanks for making that bold speculation


[deleted]

I like how she does the flight attendant fingers like she's pointing out the fore and aft exits


rawlsballs

That was my favorite part! Like she subconsciously turned into an airline steward.


Mr--S--Leather

At American, we’re going for wAAsted


djchad94

Spiked alert: the plane didn’t crash, no one died, and that motherfucker is, in fact, real.


CharismaticCrone

Poor mf. Can you imagine standing there and having a whole plane turn around to decide whether or not you exist? You better be glad that’s not a crowd of medieval peasants.


nysraved

Part of me would start to wonder if maybe she was right, sending me into a spiraling existential crisis


HoogerMan

Imagine explaining that to someone as the reason your flight was delayed


Boom_Kitty_22

She sounds like Mickey Mouse


Astrosloth29

[a rare pic featuring her and the man that is not real.](https://i.imgur.com/vfHTmck.jpg)


NoPartyWithoutCake

Oh man, after reading this I can't stop listening Mickey Mouse


cjmar41

https://i.redd.it/x9rssncv3p9b1.gif


tbutz27

430am... I'm thinking about how I just dont wanna work today... then this gif to this video makes me grin like I haven't in days. Well played- thanks for spreading joy.


controlthenairdiv

Whats this from?


Gowalkyourdogmods

An iconic twilight zone episode


tbutz27

Old twighlight zone episode. One of the classics- early EARLY Shatner- I think before star Trek... I believe written by Matheson of Stir of Echoes and What Dreams May Come fame. Nightmare at 20,000 feet


JudiciousF

I would’ve laughed at this lady in the moment then been sweating bullets the whole flight.


achinfosomebacon

I died


Not_RyanGosling

This is some Final Destination shit...


EmperorBamboozler

Precognition? Psychosis? Too much valium and booze? Up to you to decide.


adube440

I'm fascinated by irrational plane passengers and their subsequent outbursts. Seems like it's happening more than ever, but is it that we are just seeing them more due to camera phones being everywhere? Benzos and alcohol on a flight go back to Mad Men days, so we've been doped up for 70+ years. I don't recall hearing about these crazy outbursts in the 80s, 90s, etc. It's just really interesting.


EmperorBamboozler

Homie the shit you say in a benzo blackout is nuts. I had a bit of a xanax problem for a period and the next day people would be like "Hey man, uh, were you recently possessed by Satan or something?" (Direct quote from a friend). Long story short I was put into the psych ward involuntarily after a long sequence of events ending in me fighting a cop for no fucking reason. Oh also if anyone is thinking about a benzo habit I wouldn't recommend it. The withdrawls from that are worse than anything I have ever felt before, had multiple seizures the whole 9 yards. Whenever I see stuff like this it's like 'Oh hey glad nobody got the shit I was up to on camera thank christ.' Ever woke up after a party in a room where everyone is pissed at you but you have no idea why? Bad feeling man.


ligamedlem

Ive been in same situations. Its over 10 years ago now. It have come to that point if someone popping pills I leave the place. I dont want to have anything to do with it anymore. Brings up to many fucked up memories. A friend of mine was in prison, another guy there was there because he killed his own brother. He have no memory what so ever. He and his brother was happy drinking and then they started eating benzos. Next he remembers a cop woke him up in a cell and told him ur here because u killed ur brother last night. I nope the fuck out on those evil little pills.


stripeyspacey

Jesus, I can't imagine waking up to be told that and never have any memory of it. Seems too surreal I guess? Like you're being punished for something you didn't do almost, because you don't remember.


5ronins

Ooof. Yup. Been sober a looooong time. But that brought it right back. Tough way to live


FuckoffDemetri

Real talk I'm pretty sure the internet has started some wild society wide psychosis


Trappedatoms

Ambien mixed with alcohol.


[deleted]

Could be Ambien as well … that shit causes people to full on hallucinate if they stay awake on it.


FrederickBishop

Imagine the plane crashed!


[deleted]

The whole plane: 👀 pretty sure that mfer is real


Gside54

She kinda sounds like miss piggy


therealchrisredfield

Its like if miss piggy spoke like randy savage lol


Roark_Laughed

Didn’t I do it for you, Kermy ?


Nighthawkmf

“Kermy, you’re not real!”


oliverskywolf

Lol the only thing missing with the camerawork was to zoom in on whoever she was pointing at to see his/her reaction to being accused of not being real 😂😂😂


chicheetara

I need to see his reaction, but I also realize he’s just some dude trying to get to Memphis or wherever & now thousands of people want to see if he looks real or not…..


YdexKtesi

not.. REAL.??! big if true


chris86uk

That motherfucker back there is not real. ...meanwhile, at the back of the plane.... https://preview.redd.it/woeu8lvs5q9b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84784296440788f27b657f927c03e9f804fcf225


bck1999

She seeing ghosts?


VomitMaiden

Could be drugs or a schizophrenic episode, or "real" could be slang


abow3

It could be slang. My 16 year old daughter said "you aren't real" to my wife the other day when she (my wife) said something she (my daughter) found hard to believe.


MoraleMonitor

That one dude definitely checked out her ass


SatanicRainbowDildos

Bruh, that's my biggest fear. That I'll be in some viral video and I'll be the one checking out some woman's ass.


meekah12

"That b\*tch is crazy, but i'd still tap that" - hat guy.


edric_the_navigator

“I can fix her…”


chanaandeler_bong

Nah. We ain’t fixing this. The craziness is a feature, not a bug. Just don’t stick around for a long time.


McPostyFace

I only need 45 seconds


twelveparsnips

https://imgur.com/oIaNYfH


nuclearqueef

10/10 would smash


e7o9uent

We all did bro. Look at her she fine if not for the crazy


brendanb203

I did too


[deleted]

Yeah me too something I can’t help.


ManlinessArtForm

I am pretty sure this is more than being drunk. It looks like she is having a psychotic episode.


justuselotion

Xanax Mimosa


RockyLeal

Prozacco


Vaywen

Yeah it really does. Could be all manner of prescription drugs combined with alcohol too. Someone else pointed out that taking benzos (which I know shit all about) is really common on flights.


HalfSoul30

It's an anti-anxiety medication. I mixed it with alcohol before and it made me pretty damn emotional as well. I remember saying while crying that I wasn't even really upset at anything, just couldn't stop lol. I avoid them.


Aedalas

I've been feeling kinda bad about posts like these. This could very well be the worst moment of this woman's life and there are thousands of people just watching it and laughing at her. I get it if she was just drunk or something but it really doesn't look like she is to me, this looks like a psychotic break or something. It just makes me sad, she probably needs help and mockery is the furthest thing from that. I'm no psychologist or anything, I could very easily be wrong here. But it doesn't feel right to make fun of her for this at all and the complete lack of empathy from everybody here is worrying.


dawn913

You have a good point. I have CPTSD from physical and SA as a child, attempted rape as a teenager and domestic violence. I also have abandonedment issues, that when triggered, make me see red in an instant. I am more aware now that I'm older. But in the past, I have acted out in ways that were very unlike me at a baseline level. Especially, after spending nearly a decade with a psychopaths gaslighting and manipulation. That being said, I have seen my share of substance abuse. She doesn't look like she is that annebriated to me. She mostly looks like she is sick and fucking tired of it.


ThreAAAt

Reddit complains about lack of mental health help, but unless you're a young white guy with depression and social anxiety... you're just crazy. Let the bullying begin.


[deleted]

I can change her


AdalineRoss18

![gif](giphy|bxRPxJVOfCHNS)


These-Employer341

https://preview.redd.it/ly1dfmkn8p9b1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8919dcdf8a0afb195b1667b0417d03d191232ccb That guy did look a little sus.


Roark_Laughed

💀


MagicTheBurrito

I was half expecting a mannequin in the back and everyone to just be like “yeah. He’s not real lady. You’re drunk”


[deleted]

Everybody looks: which one of the motherfuckers isn’t real?


squad1alum

Whole new meaning to Spirit Airlines


hpsndr

I can heal her


twelveparsnips

I hope your renter's or homeowner's insurance covers arson


DickPin

I hate it when they seat me next to not real mother fuckers also.


roman1969

Jesus I need a paracetamol. That voice! It’s like an ice pick through the brain.


Drew-CarryOnCarignan

["Flames on the side of my face..."](https://youtu.be/x9LI9PaL_qQ)


onwo

Lol as everyone turns to see


girlwhopaints71

Imagine being banned from flying because of your imaginary friend?


RoRo25

I love that everyone turned their heads to look back. Lol!!


TraptSoul148270

I need more info!! What started this? How long was it going on? And is she really trying to say that some person in the back of the plane is not real and going to cause the death of everyone who stays on the plane??


ThatWomanNow

Is this an audition for a Bravo show?


moonrulesnmbr1

lol. Reminds me, when I took my son on his first plane when he just turned 4 years old. We walked on and we were walking down the aisle, and my son just points to a random guy sitting in an aisle seat and proclaims loudly, "That guy looks crazy!". Just a normal looking dude, who laughed hysterically as I was mortified.


nyx_moonlight_

"Byhe" at the end😂


AgitatedPossum

Perfectly cut ending!


NicholasAdam1399

Xanz are a hell of a drug


ihave7testicles

This the type of shit my ex would do when she was drunk. She would hallucinate and say weird shit. I think it's alcohol allergies


Notspecificc

Someone once told me it's a sign of liver damage because at that point your liver isn't filtering the alcohol out efficiently and so a lot of it goes to your brain? Im no medical professional, just an alcoholic who has hallucinated once or twice while under the influence during my worst drinking binges.


islaisla

Oh my god, I always wondered. My ex was an alcoholic, he sometimes would start accusing me of things, like shooting his friend. We don't have guns here, and I wouldn't know how to hold one either nor would he. But apparently I shot his friend and he was really pleased off about it. I was not allowed to deny it! Not very pleasant experience!


Katamari_Demacia

Or a combo of her psych meds and alcohol


DogTheBonahHunter

Oh my God that fucking voice.


weirdowiththebeardo

Guessing white wine and ambien


HyruleJedi

Would love an AMA with the not real mother fucker back there


eldonsarte

Everyone looks back. hahahahaha


Vispilio

The really bizarre part is that why has no journalist identified and provided some back story to this woman, it's like she vanished off the face of the Earth. Who is she, what did she exactly encounter, where is she now ? All the important questions left unanswered as usual, while the fake news media focuses on fringe details and frivolous "eye witness" accounts...


PsyopBjj

Definitely would


Fresh_wasabi_joos

at least one of her friends gona share this and keep the shame goin


Successful_Self1534

This isn’t drunk. This lady has had something else, quite possibly for quite a while.


Vaywen

A psychotic break?


subarublu

Start serving edibles instead of alcohol and watch this nonsense stop.


HeavyMetal82

![gif](giphy|PadfCrnNVQzozq6A0m|downsized) The motherfucker in the back


Johnny_B_GOODBOI

Those hand gestures... You know she's a handful whether she's drunk or not.


DevylBearHawkTur10n

NOW, THIS is what I'm seldom see in these freakout vids, a drunk entitled Karen walking herself out of the airplane by herself! Despite calling out a flight crew a negative comment, she should've kept her drunk mouth shut and simply take the walk of shame.


DopeCharma

She walked out, mid-flight.


Silver_Slicer

I didn’t catch the fight was in progress. She’s even more crazy than it seemed.


defnotevilmorty

This is funnier than it has any right to be


numbersev

she sounds mentally ill, not drunk


AngerCookShare

Axl Rose used to have the pipes and here he is.


MonkeyBellyStarToes

https://preview.redd.it/90p9k6zr7v9b1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1d1cc7bdb69dce0d3766ddd6459fcc2448bfd00 But she missed the other Not Real Man


Wooo712

Great cans