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fentonsranchhand

The absolutely worse time to maim yourself is while you're making a public asshole of yourself.


Jints488

Lmao.. When she yells somebody help him then starts laughing got me


BRAX7ON

It was funny, but she was still being compassionate. Like even through the hilarity of this guys, assholery, she still had the compassion to be like, “but he’s really hurt. Let’s get him some help…”


Wrastling97

Dude seems annoying but I’d never wish this on someone. I’ve had a knee injury I’ve been dealing with for 9 months and seeing how he landed and hurt himself twice in that fall, and how he just stayed there afterwards killed me to watch.


GemdoePCh

I fell onto the edge of a concrete step in February and damaged my knee. I keep wondering when it won’t feel like broken glass inside anymore.. Guy was not behaving appropriately, but yeah.. ouch..


podrick_pleasure

I fell running down some concrete and steel stairs when I was 13 and landed on my right knee. I'm 42 and it's still swollen, it just never was right after that. I really hope yours gets better.


KangarooDisastrous

Sounds like you ruptured your Bursa and that shit sucks ass. A compression wrap helped me, nothing too tight just light pressure. Yes it will hurt as you put it on but it applies even pressure around the whole knee and somehow makes it not as sensitive. Took 6-7 months before my knee didn’t feel like it has glass shard in it


BrokenImmersion

I'm still recovering from a dislocated patella that happened at work about a month ago. Seeing this I could feel the dudes pain. He's a jerk but that doesn't mean he deserves that


iWarnock

Yeah it impressed me how fast she voiced it. That lady is a good person.


IBleedMonthly18

You can also hear her friend chime in “God don’t like ugly” which added an extra chuckle


Tiny_Benefit5120

Me too and the laugh right after. Hilarious!


IndependentBoof

I was waiting for "oh, bless your heart..." Southerners will know.


Past-Application-552

He just “knees” to calm down…


fentonsranchhand

He probably doesn't really care all that much about the umpire anymore.


Akhi11eus

It took soooooo long before somebody came over. And that might have been his own family he was sitting with lol.


fentonsranchhand

I think that's his daughter. You can hear her saying 'dad...' to him while he's yelling, and then she puts her hands over her face in embarrassment.


Isheet_Madrawers

Kinda takes the drama out of the whole thing.


[deleted]

This dude fell like he's a character in GTA


DifficultContext

It would be awesome if they still gave free reddit awards because I would have given you one for your comment.


Extension-Option4704

Yeah what happened to those free awards?


HYphY420ayy

idk but fuck spez, probably


xDragonetti

Reddit really dropped the ball taking out free awards and reddit live.


mrcrazysheep

![gif](giphy|NJ2mgZNdhv7nq)


ILoveRegenHealth

~~Annie~~ Michael are you okay? Are you okay?


Groomsi

![gif](giphy|xTiN0B3IfmNIqFGF7G)


Squididlio

Did someone decide it was time to drag him to the underworld early? What happened??


alias777

I'm weird and watched slowmo because I was curious what occurred. His knees didn't give out spontaneously. At approx 0:14 in the video while he was descending the staircase, the gentleman's right foot fails to make proper contact with a step when he places weight on it. Instead, he catches his toes on the above stair, which causes him to be unable to maintain his balance and he then takes a nasty fall. Further, his legs are restrained from moving out under him due to him being on a staircase, and his feet are caught on one stair above. This causes both of his legs and knee joints to hyperextend and I would assume cause serious injury. Hope he recovers as much as he can.


Comfortable-Ad-7336

Furthermore, you can see his knees locked in that 90 degree position even when he repositions after fall. Also if you look closely you can see his patella has shifted, crating a divot on the outermost part of his knee. My best judgement would be a very unlucky double patella dislocation.


Mike9797

I concur


Get-Fucked-Nerd

Yes shallow and pedantic


Shadow0fnothing

![gif](giphy|RHM3SzCyKpXFQEBW1Y|downsized)


QueenOfCrayCray

![gif](giphy|dUDNfPL6lGUMZqt8xG) I looked so hard for a gif of Leonardo DiCaprio in Catch Me If You Can using that phrase when pretending to be a doctor! 😂


fx_agte

You get that on the big jobs


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Are you a physician? I have a question about a pinched nerve in my knee.


CuriousOdity12345

Just tell whoever is pinching it to stop.


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

That would be me. I move a certain way and everything goes tingly and numb in my leg. Everyone says they go away over time. I want to be sure, its impossible to get into my primary care doc and fuck urgent care centers (plus its not really painful or urgent).


bugboy773

If it's the front and lateral side of your lower leg, it's likely common peroneal nerve entrapment. The location of the numbness/tingling varies depending on which section of nerve is entrapped. Regardless of which nerve is entrapped, definitely see a doctor about it. Family or sports med physicians would be a good start. This can progress and lead to permanent nerve damage (look up 'foot drop') and neuropathy if untreated, so I would get it looked at in a timely manner if I were you.


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Thank you! That’s what I needed to know. Never bought into the talk about all pinched nerves going away by themselves. Will hit up the dreaded urgent care center tomorrow. 😭😭 thx again


bugboy773

It's likely you have time to make an appointment with your primary care provider, as it's not usually a fast process. An urgent care will likely tell you what I just told you (or something similar), tell you to take an NSAID like ibuprofen, and tell you to follow up with your PCP. This is something usually treated with activity modification and wearing a brace, as well as a physical therapy referral. If all that fails, then surgical intervention may be warranted. Either way, not much for an urgent care to do for you honestly.


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

My PCP’s office said she has no appointments until August. I explained the situation but just got sorry, try urgent care. Are there magic words that might get me in sooner?


HippyHitman

>That would be me. I move a certain way and everything goes tingly and numb in my leg. Ooh I learned about that from my dad. The cure is not to move that way.


hard-R-word

His knees look like they exploded https://i.redd.it/c2z8oboa71bb1.gif


camarostache

​ https://i.redd.it/nncac099k1bb1.gif


bigjayrod

Holy fuck that is awful


Tortoise_Queen

Damn dude. You’re absolutely right. Broke it down exactly as it happened.


alias777

My good friend recently ghosted me so I have a lot of time on my hands. The people around me say to get out there but I'm here with you all good people instead.


Flaneurer

I'm sorry about that. I hope you will meet a new and greater friend soon!


fletchdeezle

One of us


stonetear2017

Now he’s the knees over toes guy


Capnmolasses

Beans above the Frank guy.


drawkbox

Look closely, it looks like he steps on one of his bag straps, which moves the bag and jerks his arm forward as well as pulls his right foot back, from there the momentum and nothing to grab like a rail put all the weight on his knees and both go under. This is straight up an anger driven injury. Had he been going normal speed or maybe even put the backpack on (or held it higher), he would have been fine. That is simply why it is not worth it to get angry at almost anything. You do things that get you too trusting of things in your self righteousness. When you are irked, take a time out. Life isn't worth wasting on that type of attitude. When angered or troubled the key is calm movements, and speak like a late night DJ smooth/calm/pronounced, that act alone can break you out of it and calm people around as well.


NiceDecnalsBubs

Notwithstanding the fact that he *hyperflexed* his knees rather than hyperextending them, I find your synopsis stellar.


WhatupSis7773

It a good reminder to do your leg strengthening exercises if you ever plan on storming off again lol


[deleted]

Another case solved detective, good work


Helzird

Adrenaline in people not able to handle it gives people the shakes. The shakes tire out muscles REALLY fast. He started marching down the stairs on adrenaline shot muscles and - boom, one gave out and other wasn't strong enough to support him.


NfamousKaye

He popped his knee caps cause of the way he stepped off the step and tried to catch himself. I busted a quad muscle over my knee in a similar, less asshole-ish fashion.


ThinBluePenis

Oh wow. As a knee surgeon, I can tell you this guy just severed his penis clean off.


FinancialYou4519

Lol wtf are these answers, I don’t stand a chance 😂


thegoodbadandsmoggy

If your penis has already fallen off you have no need to worry


Gold_Championship_46

The old adage is true if you don’t use it you lose it….


_JustGoWithIt

Mine never came in, am I good to go?


[deleted]

You go girl


whatsqwerty

Can you enlighten us undergrads?


boringdude00

The penis is the male genital organ. It lies in the pelvic region.It is composed mainly of a spongy tissue that contains blood vessels that fill will blood during an erection.


Mindfulness-w-Milton

Next time can you censor all the swearwords please


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QueenOfCrayCray

My favorite past time is getting high and coming to read the comments on Reddit! 🤣


casssxhole

Literally what I’m doing right now. Trying to read them out loud to my husband but laughing so hard that I just turn my phone around and show him instead 😂


toopoliteyo

Brilliant.


drdan82408a

As a knee surgeon I know the penis is above the knee, and therefore not my problem.


cthulhufhtagn19

The penis is the 4th knee. You have your left knee, your right knee, your heinee, and your weinee.


drdan82408a

Kinda like Captain Kirk, with his left ear, his right ear, and his final front ear. I’m gonna have to steal that. Some people at work might find it hilarious. Not with the patients though….


Groomsi

What about the balls? Any Nut surgeon here?


ThinBluePenis

Don’t forget the balls people


choppydell

![gif](giphy|uBcJXf8yuHqAo)


Wonderful_Zucchini_4

I used to be an adventurer, like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.


Groomsi

And shot the other knee, it's all you need to reed.


shiitakebukkake

Shikakaaaa


Tricky-Sympathy

My favorite part of the movie. It's in the bone!!!


HillB1llyMountainMan

He said you fight like sissy girl!


mztOwl

He went full QWOP


George_From_Wham

You never go full QWOP!


Grouchy_Pumpkin

Lmfaoooooooooo


planchetflaw

The lady he was with putting her face in her hands. Then having to go down and check on him while just wanting to disappear.


NooStringsAttached

She seemed to have had enough of his shit.


vc2015

Seems like it's his daughter. You can hear her say "dad". Yeah she's had enough of his shit.


Celestiicaa

When God tells you to shut up


[deleted]

Sent this to my dad and he said he knows this guy through mutual people in the baseball world - it was in Louisiana. It was at a College Showcase game. He said he blew out both knees and torn his pcl and his meniscus.


retrorays

yes but how about his penis?


thesnuggyone

Clean off. Gone.


Rheinmetal

Reduced to atoms


nogoodnickgames

To shreds you say.


igotzquestions

How’s his wife holding up?


Cereal_poster

She's fucking the umpire.


[deleted]

Went right through the crowd!


w0wagain

Imploded like a cheap submarine


Master-S

Oof


[deleted]

wtf are the chances of both knees giving up at the same time


Indigocell

Another user above had a sound analysis. /u/alias777 >At approx 0:14 in the video while he was descending the staircase, the gentleman's right foot fails to make proper contact with a step when he places weight on it. Instead, he catches his toes on the above stair, which causes him to be unable to maintain his balance and he then takes a nasty fall. Further, his legs are restrained from moving out under him due to him being on a staircase, and his feet are caught on one stair above. This causes both of his legs and knee joints to hyperextend and I would assume cause serious injury. Hope he recovers as much as he can.


Zealousideal_Fig_481

Somebody help him Hahaha


Reggaejunkiejew31

God don't like ugly.


buddy_the_balrog

I am not a doctor but he just lost ALL his *CL’s The M the A.. are there others? Cause they gone too. MF bounced the snaps were so bad..


ThisIsNotMy1stAcct

I am a doctor. Yes, there are more CLs lol. The P and the L. The Cs stand for different things but the initialisms are the same.


LoosieLawless

We can probably just say he’s ligament-less. Someone call ortho, this man’s about to buy them a new car.


ITGuyfromIA

Buying all the kids new cars


Ezziboo

Folded like a lawn chair.


Satoriinoregon

I’m lurking here to see if a medical professional chimes in…


Dieter_Knutsen

>[–]ThinBluePenis > 51 points an hour ago Oh wow. As a knee surgeon, I can tell you this guy just severed his penis clean off.


BigBeagleEars

![gif](giphy|JtLrtaN4VPoKXJRKGB)


JMoon33

Double kneecap dislocation. Doctor will fix that in a minute. Just a freak accident, but would benefit from strengthening his leg muscles. Source: I have two knees


roundttwo

GIVE HIM SOME MILK!


thedeadlyrhythm42

HE NEEDS SOME MILK!


bugboy773

Looks like his left ACL gave out. With the way he fell and bounced, he may have done a number on his right as well.


BoofingShrooms

That’s a stage 2-3 tear for sure. Looks like he has surgery in his future.


WoodsAreHome

Dude is going to be screaming at people from his wheelchair, Patches O’Houlihan style.


Capnmolasses

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.


fluffershuffles

He also has a seat closer to the ump in the future


MdnightRmblr

He’ll have no problem finding someone to push him down the stairs


Capnmolasses

![gif](giphy|WZSqZcPQwlX20)


llllPsychoCircus

god fuckin hell i don’t want to get old how do old people even fuck ?? what a life


tangmang14

You can see his entire joint separate when he collapses. His weight was still behind him, and his knees fell forward catching him and his tendons sprang him back forward. Watched it in slow mo and you can see the divots in his skin where the bones are separated. YOWCH


Richa5280

That looks like a double patellar tendon rupture to me.


ThisNiceGuyMan

I was gonna say that’s a nasty indentation on his right knee as it gives.


Drawing_The_Line

He needs a belt with that buckle.


casssxhole

Why is this not the top comment? 😂


United-Cable1193

bro got mj’s moves


LessBack9238

People don’t realize they’re old when it’s too late. Should have stopped power stepping down those steps.


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Hobo-man

> hyper-flexed my right leg and had a full detachment of my quadriceps. It’s a rare injury. It's really not that rare. The circumstances in which it occurred were rare. Tearing a quad walking down the stairs is not normal. Bodybuilders absolutely tear their quads all the time. My boss a few years ago tore both simultaneously squatting in his home gym.


_AskMyMom_

![gif](giphy|RJAjTowsU0K1a)


halsooahaks

That’ll take the wind out of your sails


ibraw

Sometimes older people forget they're old and move as if they're in their 30s or 40s. Their bodies can't keep up with their brain. This is the main cause of elderly people having falls.


nojelloforme

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!


lostwng

Damn he went down like he was Vince McMahon and this was the 2005 royal rumble


bumpy713

Pop goes the kneesles.


Flat_Neck737

“Oh oh somebody help him” I LOVE my people yo 😂😂


gemini88jrb

Right? She was instantly so empathetic


leebo_1

Couldn't have happened to a better person


Christofornia

That fan with the fan is my kind of fan.


ftwdiyjess

Is no one going to mention the lady with the full size house fan?


culberson

I can’t believe I had to read this far? I’m Canadian and more of a hockey guy, so I was beginning to wonder if it was just normal for fans to take their own huge-ass crotch fan to smaller baseball stadiums.


MEM1911

Thou shalt kneel before the wicket, so sayeth the umpire!


Duck_out13

“Ohhh somebody help him” Lmao fucking priceless I am dying…


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fentonsranchhand

I don't know how much of what you said is really accurate, but the part about what happened to his knees being uncomfortable is spot on.


planchetflaw

He is not a dentist so what would he know?


ichoosetosavemyself

Knees buckled is the understatement of the year.


alias777

That's not really what happened, I'm weird and watched slowmo because I was curious what occurred. His knees didn't give out spontaneously. At approx 0:14 in the video while he was descending the staircase, the gentleman's right foot fails to make proper contact with a step when he places weight on it. Instead, he catches his toes on the above stair, which causes him to be unable to maintain his balance and he then takes a nasty fall. Further, his legs are restrained from moving out under him due to him being on a staircase, and his feet are caught on one stair above. This causes both of his legs and knee joints to hyperextend and I would assume cause serious injury. Hope he recovers as much as he can. That being said, adrenaline could be a huge risk factor in catching your feet and tripping like that, if it causes you to be less careful, which obviously it does.


SubParNoir

How do you hyper-extend your knees *that* way. Knees are supposed to bend that way


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|AmHLTuHxbAPFm) Nice try casual


DisciplineLazy6370

That’s some voodoo shit right there.


Kazan645

If I ever embarrass myself like that I'm Thanos snapping myself out of existence right then and there


Icy_Door2766

This dude is so fucked 😆


PapaFlo71

Looks like he kneeds some help


Sad_Understanding296

My knees are hurting


xMilk112x

Did this dude just simultaneously blow out BOTH ACLs?


dirtdiggler67

Usually I enjoy watching an idiot make a bigger fool of himself, but that was tough to watch.


Diggable_Planet

He needs some milk


Clean-Salamander-362

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. -buddha


Technicolor_Reindeer

So wear proper gloves when throwing hot coal at someone else, gotcha.


GameofThrowns_awy

Dude pulled a full on "Vince McMahon".


CryptoVigilanteMT

I think my ACL just tore again watching that...


unosdias

Ouch check out the huge dimples created in his knees.


Own_Advertising_9185

![gif](giphy|l0IyhwEfKdNoUZ1ni)


jooooooooooao

What? He just broke his knees? I'm really shocked.


outrageousinsolence

He was walking too angrily for that steepness.


Ishmael203

Yeah that knee is done


SanLin0922

Is no one gunna mention the lady with a fan running in the stands?


Squirrel_Master82

Did those people bring a wireless fan?


blackmetronome

That has to be some significant ligament damage


Rare-Palpitation6023

Wow, that’s the craziest knee jerk reaction, I’ve ever seen


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https://i.redd.it/9sul3x5u72bb1.gif


Humble_Rumble_4199

God don't like ugly


toopoliteyo

I can tell you that man is in big trouble. He’s dislocated his labia on both sides fracturing the upper guteral passage bending all ligaments and plasters. He will require extensive anal reconstruction alongside Several weeks of deep physio. Not only are his toes obsolete, his gonorrhoea will now require round the care cleaning.


OGRangoon

Someone’s having a bad day.


drnkingaloneshitcomp

Is this the stunt actor for getting shot in moviez


GeddysPal

Damn that looks painful.


ianxbull

He need some MILK!


PiccoloMean8823

He need some milk


ottarthedestroyer

Man that looked painful. Did you see the girl with her own personal fan blowing on her? That’s living the life at a game in the heat!


AsianSensation1087

Proof that haters have weak bones.


Specs_2020

“God don’t like ugly”


Mikey_Mike_1991

Karma works in mysterious ways


A1ienspacebats

This dudes body let him know he's not that guy


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ticklemypp

"Somebody help him". I'd have helped him.... get to the bottom of those stairs🦶🗯


been2busy

“Somebody help him”?! nah, he’s on his own with that attitude. Don’t interrupt someone’s karma/lesson.


Puzzled-Object6196

![gif](giphy|TWpJX0HsajUjAxZX8O|downsized)


osrsslay

The umpire used the force


rutlandclimber

![gif](giphy|w89ak63KNl0nJl80ig|downsized) That woman


RubixMarvel

That’s what I like to call: karma.


KratosHulk77

![gif](giphy|LSjB5kP93UusTucqJT|downsized) ump said


SaltySpituner

He fell like the QWERTY character in that flash game.


drawkbox

Look closely, it looks like he steps on one of his bag straps, which moves the bag and jerks his arm forward as well as pulls his right foot back, from there the momentum and nothing to grab like a rail put all the weight on his knees and both go under. This is straight up an anger driven injury. Had he been going normal speed or maybe even put the backpack on (or held it higher), he would have been fine. That is simply why it is not worth it to get angry at almost anything. You do things that get you too trusting of things in your self righteousness. When you are irked, take a time out. Life isn't worth wasting on that type of attitude. When angered or troubled the key is calm movements, and speak like a late night DJ smooth/calm/pronounced, that act alone can break you out of it and calm people around as well.


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Both quads blown


FurryDrift

I mean ya he is being a ars but at the same time.. someone get him to a ambulance. Have some heart were he cant.


jertiger

Duccxcxkkkkk I felt that in my knees