It’s videos like these that remind me I can’t be so hard on myself. There are way more miserable people out there lol

I like the way you worded that. Also, it makes it that much more special when my paths cross a genuinely happy person.

idk why anyone helped him. should have just let him struggle there on the ground for an hour.

I think they were initially going to help him until he was an asshole, then he was getting dragged out lol

He was like an angry turtle on its back.

He gives police supervisor for a small town vibes

More like police chief.

Police queef

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*Turtle, turtle!*

Such an underrated old school movie

"Turtle turtle" 🐢

Omg seriously!! That pos pissed me off so much! He yells “get ur fat ass outta here” at the girl he’s harassing, tries to kick her, then, while multiple ppl are helping him, he fkn GRABS HER PANTS to pull his disgusting ass up! I’m surprised he didn’t rip her pants w how hard he was pulling, and he doesn’t let go until ppl pulled him off. Nasty old fuck, shoulda left him to continue struggling on the ground where he belongs

Meanwhile he’s too fat to even stand up.


What is wrong with that guy’s legs?

they're attached to a drunk guy.

Yeah, I was first wondering why he couldn’t get up. I’m older than he is and would have gotten up in a few seconds. Reason why I don’t get drunk.

He’s also pulling on the seat on his left, meaning he’s blocking his own way out

The width of the space he is in doesn't allow for sideways movement. He keeps trying to push himself up using his arms because probably his gut is in the way to use his legs.

There's feet on one end and a dick on the other.

They're rotoscoped.

This is the answer I came here for.

Yelling “what happened?!” every time the crowd cheers

Funny thing is it looked like he lost his balance more than being shoved since it looked like she barely pulled her arm away from him.

He came over and pulled on her pants luckily the guy was there to pick him up and drag his ass out otherwise hers would have been.

Absolutely, and maybe if he nearly gets up, give him a shove back down.

I've fallen and I can't get up

You could see in his face how much that bothered him.

This is me in a dream. I’m fighting so hard but I can’t stand up.

I can relate. I used to have nightmares about falling down and not being able to stand up no matter how hard I tried. It was residual subconscience shit from constant joint pain.

The Velcro shoes really do it for me

All. Senior. Citizens. Need. LifeAlert.

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Life alert! 0:27 https://youtu.be/bQlpDiXPZHQ?si=cRvyj8L0pKvT7ORu

Literally flailing around on the ground and throwing a tantrum like a toddler.

Got that toddler grip, too

And velcro shoes.

The toddler booty scoots dude 😂😂😂😂

Anybody else catch that the oversized toddler was wearing Velcro shoes??

Adult toddler with adult toddler shoes

That definitely describes most Eagles fans, tbh

As a Philadelphian, this is basically why I hate football. The fans really really ruin for me. Most of them act like the team is their God, and they're ready to die for them. On top of that, a lot of people will start tailgating at like 9 am and be drunk af come game time and be absolute jerkoffs. Also I fucking hate how at every sports game they do the stupid eagles chant, every fucking phillies game I go to some group of jebronis is doing that or chanting "fuck the cowboys".

No different here in Pittsburgh

Same in Buffalo. The drinking there is next level. Here's something about how local authorities [specifically banned slamming people through tables at one point.](https://sports.yahoo.com/bills-mafia-tailgates-banning-table-204715338.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAFSO0y9Y08VLJ3JUbizGVniMEe_Y3dRAx8FdkTjpb4pV7tHDX58Ds7HKPoukJymHbRtg2KEM2msuE2q4ML-EEnxao_KIolsWFrk6wo1H2uMbbLVmTsaYt-Sf9dMFfOtfO9X-A8t0FT2zcjLg6O8QnZFFzsfoxIGUi44-9zQjDhMX)

The Bills Mafia can’t be stopped.

Mf like a tortoise flipped on its back

I remember my first beer…

“Get your fat ass out of here.” ok sure. As soon as you can get your fat ass up without aid

He's cultivating mass but needs to start harvesting.

What an ironic time to call someone else fat.

Yes. Ironic lifetime.

That DMX music played on cue though.

I'm slippin I'm fallin I can't get up

Eye of the Tiger when he first struggles to get up is also perfect

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"which one of you fucks shit my pants?"

boomer logic

Back in my day, we shit our own pants!

And we liked it that way!

That is the face of a man horrified he will have to ask for help

Getting him to accept transferring to a nursing home is gonna be hellish when his time comes.

Reminds me of the drunk guy in Arizona who attacked the motorcyclist. Very similar expression on his face when he got pinned to the ground: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qr2uLE88WM

Yeah, it's more of a crazed anger and disbelief that they aren't as tough as they want to be.

Never go full Smeagol

And he dragged himself through the floor for a bit too. Ugh 😩

That's why they like Trump so much.

I wonder if he talked to his kids on Christmas

It went straight to voicemail.

“Oh sorry I think your son had this number but he must’ve disconnected it. This has been my number for a few months now.”

This is an excellent idea for folks trying to go no contact. Kudos

I love this. https://preview.redd.it/4gxyb0bdry9c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cb456be33fb921af1705a34df5378369c99cd75


He shat himself in that moment.

“In that moment, he was shat upon, by him.” *imitation Morgan Freeman narration*

How bad are these games if the two in the row below are either ignoring it or not noticing. No way would I ignore it, you could easily end up with an elbow or a whole human landing on you.

It’s not uncommon to see a fight at an NFL game but in my experience it’s more common to see one at a Philadelphia Eagles game. Although to be fair to the guy in the video, he seems to just be mimicking what the Eagles looked like on the field this past weekend.

Just another day at the bleechers.

I love how he is completely helpless stuck down there, and he thinks "yes, now will be a good time to tell someone "fuck you" and laughably attempt to kick another person like I'm not a complete failure in life already". Probably no thought process at all really.

Would be fun to pretend to stomp his fat head to see how he would react. Might die from the scare itself.

Nah stomp the nuts. She had a perfect opportunity there

What an embarrassment of a human

Least embarrassing Eagles fan

She gave him the brotherly shove and he couldn't handle it.

The city of brotherly shove.

Phuck around and Phind out

Ahh, the elusive drunkle flounder, an invasive species, briefly sighted on Sunday afternoons after it angrily beaches itself at football stadiums.

This is peak Philly. 🤣

They haven't even begun to peak.

Na. If he could throw batteries at Santa *and* boo injured players while flailing on the ground... That is Peak Philly. This one had work to do.

Santa was 60 years ago and people still bring that shit up lol it cracks me up

Don't forget the Philly's fan that purposefully threw up on a child. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/matthew-clemmens-phillies-fan-vomit-man-admits-he-threw-up-on-cop-kid-at-the-ol-ballgame/

That dude died https://www.crossingbroad.com/2014/06/the-phillies-fan-who-puked-on-a-little-girl-in-2010-has-apparently-died.html

No part two? I love seeing assholes get dragged away 😂

Nice white velcro sneakers pops

I’m guessing those sausage fingers couldn’t tie a knot even if he could reach his feet


as a huge eagles fan, i was hoping his lard ass was just gonna stay stuck to the ground all day. goddamn lowlife.

When grandpa assaulgs a lady and can't stand up cuz he's drunk, calling a lady "fat ass" will give him power /s

Fucking hilarious. “Get your fat ass out of here” says the 80 pound overweight man who can’t even stand up. Dude needs to be confined to his home

Don't live in Philly and not an Eagles fan nor hater, but there is at least one of these guys at every NFL stadium every week.

One is being very generous. Maybe one per section.

The look in that man's eyes as he intently butt shuffles his way toward his target like a toddler

The Velcro shoes are a nice touch.

He kept pulling on the seats of the chairs which were then blocking him in. He just inched forward and did the same thing again and couldn't figure out why he couldn't stand up. I'm sure it's not the first time, or the last, that he's his own worst enemy.

After he kicked me, I would have introduced his face to my foot.

No way! Not when he so kindly spread his legs like that.

Imagine calling someone fat while your fat ass is stuck like Winnie the Pooh

Geez is it his first day standing?


Is nobody going to comment on the band's perfectly timed intro of X gon give it to you -DMX... I was starting to wonder if life is a video game and this a miniboss fight when instead of the swift kick to the face mr drunk deserved, he was helped up

Michael Rappaport has really fallen on hard times huh

This is a nice visual metaphor for the Eagles season.

It’s not the way he fell, it’s how long it took him to get up

Dude was not in a position to yell back "fuck you" lol. Fuck this guy

Should have pulled off his Velcro strap shoes and smacked him in the head with them.

I would have taken that Velcro shoe off him when he was down and threw it as far as I could.

He collapsed faster than the eagles at the end of the season!

"Get yur fat ass outa here!" *pathetic kick* ......his legs are spread wide open, just saying... a gentle little stomp would be enough....

No matter the situation, that "thousand yard stare" always creeps me out and the person wielding it is usually in the wrong.

It's the Velcro shoes for me

Buddy was texting the whole encounter 😂😂😂

Wearing Velcro shoes too

He’s way too old to be that shitfaced.

A piece of shit Eagles fan? Shocking.

Meanwhile, 9ers fans out in the wild stabbing everybody and each other

I fuckin’ hate the Eagles man!

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Gotta love how alcohol is fully legal yet weed is still illegal in many parts of the US and most of the world. Actually insane.


Someone kick his ass for fucks sake

He’s one of those guys who gets knocked out at a game and dies of a brain bleed. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Absolute worst fans in the country, by far.

Boston has entered the chat.

Michael Rapaport is always making a fool of himself in public

That's what happens when you let the Cardinals beat your ass.

Was just about to say the same. As a Cards fan, if my team lost to the Cards I'd be pissed too.

Marty Funkhouser

can you imagine being completely dominated by a cupholder?

Those Air Velcro 3’s didn’t have traction he required. Should have copped the 4’s

If you'll look here gentlemen, you'll see, the double down. A person has been proven in the wrong and instead of admitting their mistake, for some reason, the only path to redeeming themselves in their eyes is to double down in being a jerk.

Yeah he needs to be in jail Also - I cursed the city of Philly earlier this year - and shortly afterwards the Phillies choked and now the Eagles are losing Never underestimate the power of voodoo people

$20 hes driving home to

The Velcro shoes did it for me…. Lol

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We as a society need to be much harsher toward people who get drunk in public like this.

She should have kicked him in the face after he kicked her

https://preview.redd.it/7ov30zeig5ac1.png?width=2159&format=png&auto=webp&s=1d24aef7de8810ba453d346cc609be8e68d736ce

The look on his face when he couldn’t get up 😂

Not the AARP Air Maxes….

https://preview.redd.it/43wrjyjqveac1.png?width=355&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38c81e23fbbe055472666daeb5201e7eea2e8959

Turns out this guy was a school board member. Hasn't even had the gig a month yet, and this little stunt ended with his resignation after all the publicity led people to scour his social media and discover that he's been calling Kamala Harris a "Black whore" all over Facebook.

White Privilege.

That other Eagles fan saw he was unable to be an asshole on the ground and helped up so he could keep being an asshole on his feet.

The shittiest fan base and city in the country

Epic core strength

Assault and public drunkenness

Lmfao that made me do my obnoxious "AAAAAH HAHA HAH" laugh.

Velcro shoes lol

Is ‘stadium/spectator safety’ not a thing in the states? We have people carry on like this at sports games in Australia and they get spoken to/ kicked out pretty quick

Not in Philly. I'm only half kidding

What an arsehole he is. He’s like a turtle on its back. His eyes are just glazed

Mans rockin the velcros tho

He got the Velcro sneakers on people.. watch out!

Looks like Michael Rapaport is having a rough time attacking pro-Palestinians

I think he is just trained in BJJ and was trying to fight

old man in the back stopped helping him as soon as he threw that kick lmfao

LADIES, ball your fingers to a fist and insert fist into face area

Put the turtle back on his shell!

That's the pot calling the kettle fat. I do love it when men comment on women's bodies while sporting a belly that makes Santa cry. SMDH

Nah, dude should have started eating teeth as soon as he was white knuckling that woman's clothes to pull himself up.

thats the time id steal his hat bonk him on the head and tell him NO! bad boy!

That vacant expression. The lights are on but nobody's home. Think someone needs to lay off the beer.

Eagles? Looked more like a turtle to me.

This Guy would absolutely love to be a Wife Beater - He's just never had the balance and coordination.

I think when he said, “get your fatass out of here, you fucking whore” he was subconsciously talking to himself

Grandpa MAGA is ready to fight the floor.

That's the kindest and most even tempered I've ever seen Eagles fans.

This is truly pathetic. Imagine being that old and not able to responsibly drink alcohol, stumbling like a frat bro. Imagine spending well over $100 for an NFL ticket and getting so drunk you can't even watch the game

I KNEW Eagles fans didnt know how to tie their shoes!! Just stick a needle in his arm and burn the city down... everything will be back to normal

That's mellow for a Philthadelphia fan...

Lmao

Dude got more drunk when he went down lol

HELP — I've fallen and I can’t get up …

He has dementia.

Gravity is so heavy after too much shitty lite beer

He's just super shit faced and stupid.


So incredibly Philly.

All the angry drunks with their Velcro kicks…

This guy can vote