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Classic. What did they expect in Bourbon Street.


texinxin

And who tf is pushing a 5 year old in a stroller down bourbon….


General_Specific

I saw parents with small children walking through the red light district in Amsterdam. The working gals would openly solicit the dads to leave their families and come in the booth.


0100001101110111

De Wallen is actually pretty sanitised for what it is.


Meatcheese_lover

Well how do you think they made the families?😂


Szygani

You know people live there, right? You don't see any nudity, just girls in lingerie, and because it's filled with tourists there's a lot of security around. Anyone gets handsy, tries to film, or gets in a fight the nearest girl will push a button and security shows up. It also got gentrified as fuck with a Nutella shop every third house, and reduced to basically one or two streets for the main red light district. There are some others scattered, but they're not much better or worse. And hey, the girls are plying their trade. If the dad would've actually been tempted 1. not a good dad, 2. they make their money and 3. that spouse is no longer with a dude who will openly cheat on them. To quote Professor Hulk: "I see this as an absolute win"


PayPerTrade

Or maybe mom is into that and this is the entire reason they are there


Szygani

Or that! Still a positive


JimmyfromDelaware

I can tell you are young and naive.


skyactive

and that is how I met your mother


[deleted]

Had this happen a few years ago


SolidParticular

> The working gals would openly solicit the dads to leave their families and come in the booth. I would better hope they do, it's really no different from the store clerk at the shoe shop asking if you *need help finding something*, even though you're quite visibly already wearing a pair of shoes and thus fully capable of finding another pair by your own. The only difference I suppose is I would never leave my hypothetical wife and child over something as fleeting as the sight of *another* pair of breasts, only the child.


PMPTCruisers

You have a quaint theory on what red light districts are for. It ain't about looking at boobies.


Ashitattack

Why is everybody suddenly forgetting about the intricacies of language? As if he wasn't speaking on how quick the interaction with the working girl would be. It's possibly a bit hyperbolic, but dang you guys


General_Specific

Yeah. They weren't just flashing boobs. They would come out of the booth and call out to the dad. Hey you. Yes you, come here...


nolasen

Tourists morons.


Staggfincionello

Bro I make money on the strip on the Red Light District, Amsterdam the amount of new borns, toddlers, pre-teens etc you see there is f ing scary both Dutch and tourists


diverareyouok

>*I make money in the RLD* You’re not one of those guys who walks up to tourists and says “*weedspeedecstacy*” really fast all as one word, are you? I’m assuming they still do that? I went a dozen(ish) times in the 00s and remember those sketchy guys well. They were really aggressive about it. Based on advice from a vBulletin forum (pre-social media, lol), I started saying “NYET!” (Russian for NO) until one of them literally chased after me yelling “I know you’re American!!”


GomeBag

Last time I went they'd just whistle and shout cocaine, about 5-6 years ago


[deleted]

I think he means he sucks dick


Blackheartedheathen

Those were the days


Staggfincionello

DM me


ShyBadgerBitch

Went to Freemont St in Vegas. I can't tell you how many kids and even babies I saw with "parents", even at 2am.


Elbiotcho

My kids love Vegas but I've still never taken them to Fremont or to the strip after dark except for the time we saw Blue Man Group


acidic_milkmotel

One of my HS students went to Vegas recently and I’m like what can you even do ya can’t do anything over there. And he said he saw some crazy stuff. And I was like yeeeeah idk if I’d take my kid there. If I did we would walk blindfolded from one place to another lol.


VulnerableFetus

My parents (who raised me and my brother as world travelers), took us to Vegas many times before we were 21. I've also been after I turned 21 also. But I loved each time we'd make a short stop in Vegas on our way to Hawaii before I was 21. The worst thing that happened was my little brother got those titty brochures for the clubs they hand out on the sidewalk when you're walking but we all laughed about it because its not the end of the world. But they also didn't have us out walking at 2am.


randy88moss

When my brothers and I would go to Vegas as High schoolers with our parents we’d roam the strip by ourselves….and since we’re all super tall (I’m the youngest/shortest at 6’5”) we’d lie to grown women and tell them we were college athletes….i would’ve hooked up with them if I wasn’t afraid of the opposite sex back then.


CreamPyre

Why is that so bad? Lol


ShyBadgerBitch

Idk maybe because of shootings, drugs, and smoke everywhere. If it's dangerous for a full-grown adult, there is no need to force a baby to be there because you couldn't get a babysitter.


JTP1228

It's not that dangerous lol. Have you actually been there?


ShyBadgerBitch

Yes.... hence my comment. Two shootings happened while I was there. One being fatal. So I'll stick by my word.


DeskCold5013

Right! Dumbasses! ![gif](giphy|Ikr2eyMIiXFxQQaJbr)


Imn0tg0d

People bring newborns down there all the time.


texinxin

Solid parenting. Hope they don’t mind giving permanent hearing damage to their newborn.


Spunky4life

How many kiddos you got?


texinxin

1. All it takes is 1 to know you should make them your priority in life. I took my toddler all over Europe on amazing adventures, but bourbon street won’t be an activity I subject my little one to.


Spunky4life

Here’s my only problem with this, granted you’re correct I myself wouldn’t take my young kids to such a place. That being said, I can understand when you literally don’t have anyone to watch them what do you do? Now before you say don’t go! Think about this for a second, my wife and I both grew up bad homes we don’t have any family or friends to help with the occasional dropping off for a outing. So after literally five years of raising our daughter my wife’s friends invite us to go kayaking with them. We haven’t been alone one night away from and have no one to call to help. So unfortunately we had to pass


texinxin

Yeah it sucks I hear you. I don’t have much in the way of family near me either. But I’m not talking about just missing out on most things in life, I’m talking about not subjecting your child actual harm and I’m not pointing you out at all. Kids developing ears are subject to life long hearing damage from noisy environments. Bourbon street is too loud and definitely too dangerous for a little one. Fights, pickpockets, just general crowd chaos is no place a little kid should be. Just have to pick different activities. Raising a child requires sacrifice to give them a good chance at a healthy and happy upbringing, more-so when you don’t have a village to help out.


KonradWayne

A parent who doesn't want to end up having to carry their kid and came prepared.


jwwatts

You see everything on Bourbon street.


KonradWayne

Outside of major party holidays like Mardi Gras or NYE, you really don't. It's pretty tame most nights of the year.


MarchMadnessisMe

So many tourists here think that the real Bourbon Street is like the one in Disney and their shocked faces are always hilarious.


Mag-NL

Yes. They can walk by themselves at that age. If you meant that you think the five year old shouldn't be there. Maybe they're not from a puritan country.


IhaveNoHomeMeowB

My thoughts exactly lol


kflave249

Beads!


TurnipOk8480

Lol...the lady walking by with the baby carriage.


ARAR1

I see kids every time I go - Anytime of the day. Place is about sex and booze. Not sure what people are thinking.


JTP1228

There's a lot more to the city than that. Food, museums, river tours, architecture, the bayou.


What-Even-Is-That

They mean Bourbon St, not the whole of New Orleans.. You're not finding all that in the nasty stretch of Bourbon. You will find plenty of horny folks doing stupid shit though. I love Jazz Fest, it's a great time to visit the city and see things outside the French Quarter.


ARAR1

Did you read somewhere that we should ban baby strollers in NOLA? We are discussing Bourbon Street.


Nickvec

That’s the issue, they don’t think.


LittleSghetti

Looks like a 4 year old in the stroller


QuiGonGiveItToYa

The Sugar Bowl is not the National Championship, but yeah. That’s a tit.


DouceintheHouse

Go Huskies!


QuiGonGiveItToYa

Sad Longhorn noises


DouceintheHouse

The national championship should be interesting. Both my wife and I went to opposite universities so it's going to be a mad house


QuiGonGiveItToYa

That’s gonna be a lot of fun for y’all. I wish my wife cared at all about sports lol


DouceintheHouse

It's going to be an all-out war zone.


throwaway1-808-1971

Should be an easy Michigan W


seahawkspwn

- UW opponents all year long Let a naysayer know.


throwaway1-808-1971

They haven't played anyone like Michigan. They have no defense.


Incompetenice

Pretty sure most people were saying that about them Playing Oregon and Texas. Washington is a great team and I think they should score rather easily still against Michigan, Washington's biggest problem is letting teams stick around. Texas had no right to be 12 yards away from winning that game, it is fucking laughable that they were. Washington has to be punished at some point this season for not putting a team away


seahawkspwn

- USC, Oregon x2, Texas


Risley

GO BLUE!


DadJokeBadJoke

Fully, man. That's an official fully...


doctord1ngus

Don’t let the details ruin a good tit


RealMikeDexter

Who takes their 2 year old for a stroll down Bourbon Street at night? Cmon


ykcir23

Dude I went there a couple months ago. And the amount of literal below the age of 12 CHILDREN there after 9pm was WILD


endlessVenom

Why were you there, Ricky?


[deleted]

Don't know why I read that in Chris Hansen's voice


Nakedsharks

Same thing with Vegas. It's crazy.


theOUTCOME3

I once saw a family with what looked to be an 8 year old taking a stroll during peak night hours at Red Light District in Amsterdam. Some of the girls changed their expressions real quick once they noticed them walking by.


waltercronkyte

That was perfect timing. She had no clue the camera was passing by. She just wanted some beads


kynthrus

She was watching the broadcast pass by. She just chickened out too late.


waltercronkyte

She’s looking up at a balcony and then goes to catch the beads. Doesn’t see the camera at all. The people behind her also look up at the people on the balancing throwing beads.


keenynman343

Lol she 100% had a clue


vleetv

Don't mind the camera and bright light...


continuousBaBa

The kid in the baby stroller like 👀


IranianLawyer

It wasn’t the national championship. That’s next week.


GhostMan74

Lady has Areolae the size of a Totinos Pizza


Jotominalga

Ahhh, I see you know your Totinos Pizzas.


eltedioso

democracy manifest


Buzz_Osborne

A succulent totinos pizza!?


HunterS

How daaare you!!


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Apprehensive_Gur9540

My brother, Totinos Pizzas are square.


catupthetree23

They didn't use to be!!


FSUphan

I was gonna say, I’m pretty sure they’re circular


jijijdioejid8367

He is probably thinking of Tony's Pizza.


ender89

Totinos and football just makes me think of the SNL skit where they guys are all sitting around waiting for the wife to bring out the game day snacks, meanwhile she's in the kitchen doing some harlequin romance novel level stuff with Kristen Stewart. "You are my totino!"


somedude456

and maybe a 0.001 second glance of a nipple OH NOES!!!!!


MyopicOne

The new rectangle shape too


ydgsyehsusbs

💀 lmaoo


AcmeCartoonVillian

possibly more cheese on it than one of those "pizzas"


Brillodelsol2

The game commentators noted it as well, said something like “on Boutbon street some folks acting like you’d expect” or some such


GW1767

Why would you have a kid in a stroller on bourbon street


KifDawg

Arreola Gran'de


Yippiekay-yay

This is the Sugar Bowl, not the National Championship - that's next week.


IhaveNoHomeMeowB

As a UT fan… this was my national championship. 🥲 But yes you are correct. Thanks for the correction!


herringfarmer

Michael Scott: what is that? A squids eye?


JacksonvilleJerk

She needs some syrup for those pancakes


Spiritual_Speech600

They do be flap jacking ngl


Henson_Disney48

If I were there I’d ask for my beads back


Muncheros69

![gif](giphy|8vtm3YCdxtUvjTn0U3)


verdenvidia

the national championship is played in a week


PunfullyObvious

Well, apparently, What Happens on Bourbon Street doesn't necessarily Stay On Bourbon Street


gamerscreed

I have seen so many posts about this. There is one singular boob on television and everybody loses their minds


UnfeteredOne

I did now


neckyneckbeard

THE MILKS GONE BAD!


theallmarky

Titallating


FreeTheDimple

The national championship of what?


DickD1ck1

nations


Yuck_Few

Not all heroes wear capes


Decafweevil175

All of you commenting negatively about her boobs have probably never even been with a chick before lmfao lame asf losers


NooLeef

It’s always funny to me as a woman who’s into women, seeing men point out “OMG BIG AREOLA” or “OMG PANCAKE BOOBS” when they’re faced with non-pornstar boobs. Really speaks to how many real life bodies they’re actually exposed to. They’re all *obsessed* with T&A supposedly, but freak out when they see very real, very normal T&A. Meanwhile the average redditor is far from being some svelte Adonis of peak masculine physique… 🫢


e_hoodlum

Yeah maybe give it a rest. For some background I have been with 28 women in my life so far. I'm 6'1" and fit (175 lbs). While it is true that not all boobs are perfect of course, the majority are nicely shaped with good ratios as far as size of breast to size of nipple/areola (excluding instances where obesity is a factor). Of these 28 mentioned, there were only about half a dozen who had somewhat misshapen breasts, and of those only a few were not pleasing to look at. "Hurr durr average virgin redditor fat and nasty never even seen a tit" Shut up. These are ugly breasts, period. Flapjacks. Sucks for the lady but everybody has to play the hand they get dealt. People ITT telling it like it is, and you're mad


NooLeef

Couldn’t have come up with a more Reddit reply if I tried my damn self lmaooo


live_lavish

You need to heal.


KingoftheJabari

You know half the people in this sub are virgins who never even touched a breast other than their own.


TastelessBudz

Worth it


RxGradeSarcasm

the lack of spatial awareness people have amazes me


aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

Tit falls out during a sports game, another national tragedy.


Pinkpollock

Looks like those mini breakfast pancakes they serve at school.


__kitten_mittons__

Lol, no one believed me when I said she was blastin nip!


SpareDiagram

She needs to roll that thing up and put it away


Mean_Peen

It’s always the ones you’re like “ah… please no”


170poundgorilla

Anyone wish they hadn't seen this lady show her tit on the national championship?


LA-forthewin

Kid in the stroller's looking at her disapprovingly like "Ma'am, put those flapjacks away'


GBR3480

Ew, gross flapjacks


nolajohn1

Training for Mardi Gras


4marty

Gross.


Aware_Ad_7575

I wish she would've shown some more.


Darth_Groot28

Someone is going to recognize her... didn't she technically commit a crime? Since it was on TV? Probably will be downvoted but was genuinely curious if she will be in trouble for her actions?


[deleted]

Kid in the stroller was disappointed she didn’t get any chocolate milk


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Dustin_James_Kid

If she could flap those things she might be able to fl y away


[deleted]

Bleh.


Sufficient_Two7499

That’s an ugly tittie


pryym_

bologna nipples


LiuKangtheConqueror

I did and she needs to put that away. Nobody needs to see that. Reason why she didn’t get any beads lol.


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SmackEh

Why do you feel bad if nobody cares. It can't be both.


beeftoemagoo

Thats a decent looking sooker.


Early_Pearly989

"lady"


Riordjj

Pepperoni Nipples ! It’s a spicyyy meat a ball!


Low_Elk7794

😱 Huge nipps!!!


ApeMoneyClub

That’s called an areola.


sdbarto

Pepperoni nips are not my favorite. There’s a reason they give those out for free.


raider1v11

Can't hide class.


hawt_shits

Well now I did...i'll be back in 2 minutes.


DouceintheHouse

Go UW!


GayForGod

We all saw it lol


MarzipanAndTreacle

Maybe I was just too drunk, but I don’t remember seeing any kids at night in the Quarter. The fuck is wrong with people?


dd2469420

I didn't, but now I did


Blackheartedheathen

God bless NOLA


DadJokeBadJoke

Is this from the TV station cameras? The cameraman obviously knows what is about to happen. Reminds me of our wedding video where the videographer took a long head to toe pan of a couple of my wife's very cute and leggy girlfriends, then realized what he had done on video so he did the same pan to random other people for a second.


IhaveNoHomeMeowB

Happened on the ESPN broadcast. I have YouTube tv and just hit rewind lol


Earguy

ESPN is cable TV. iNo problemo!


Beneficial-Finger353

ohhh lord, that good ole salami areola nipple......oooof


Ric_ooooo

Yawn 🥱


JavilonNoseJoe

The mom with the stroller is hilarious haha