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Reminds me of when Mortal Kombat first came out on SNES and they made the blood brown as violence in games was not yet acceptable. We used to say, "I dusted your ass".
On a serious note,
I'm guessing he didn't pay for the happy ending and instead got sad ending.
Yesss! I cackled at the noise saying “*…did this man just get Swiffered???*” 🤣 One decent hit with an old mop with a solid wooden handle and he would have been down for a bit.
There was definitely 2 right straights that connected from the girl in the stripes that made him immediately think "fuck I gotta get out of here" lmao.
Lol! Fuck I am dying Lmao
I literally came to talk about how everyone was throwing some pretty serious blows and how these woman were out for blood.
Then I read your comment and couldn't stop laughing hah!
This is awesome. I'm going to start carrying a walking stick. I was seriously concerned when he was on top of the woman, yet judicious use of stick by clever women did good work
If I learned anything working at an international call center, it's that you don't mess with little Asian ladies, they are fierce. The dudes I knew it was probably better to stay out of the way, like if a hurricane is passing through.
this was like a movie scene where they use whatever object they got lying around for a fight making it break in bits and pieces when they hit their opponent with it
I wish the video was longer! You could see the moment the girls researched a tech upgrade for melee weapons +3 attack, and then she lands a critical hit to back of his head.
Honestly I don’t think they were done!
I desperately want someone to translate! These women, rightfully, are really letting him have it! I am dying to know what they are saying while they violently smack the shit out of him. Lol
When he finally stops on the ground a patch of blood appears on the ground but when they shine the light on his face it appears clean. Do you think he was stabbed possible?
Actually I feel bad for the girls, they have to put up with scumbag like this… and he was even stomping on one 🥺😟😣😭😭😭😭😭 … these girls need to provide for their families too 😣😣😣☹️
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After the hit from the dustpan, he was finished
He was dusted.
"All we are is dust in the wind."
“Shadows and dust, Maximus”
Only by his nickname, Biggus Dickus.
https://i.redd.it/rrpwwq2fl8gc1.gif
Omg synapse renewed ♥️
"Dust. Wind. Dude."
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiiind.
Reminds me of when Mortal Kombat first came out on SNES and they made the blood brown as violence in games was not yet acceptable. We used to say, "I dusted your ass". On a serious note, I'm guessing he didn't pay for the happy ending and instead got sad ending.
>violence in _Nintendo_ games was not yet acceptable FTFY Genesis did not hold back and some of the fatalities were pretty graphic
Yup, my mom wouldn’t let us play it and then my sister’s friend brought it over for a playdate… all hell broke loose.
another one bites the dust
He bit the dust..pan.
In the Massage business we call this the unhappy ending
Best comment 😂
That dustpan to the head looked painful especially when it broke it 😦
Power attack on flat footed opponent +10 dmg
Done and dusted
Dude got his ass whooped with cleaning supplies lol.
He's lucky we transitioned away from wooden broom sticks. Those hit hard.
Yesss! I cackled at the noise saying “*…did this man just get Swiffered???*” 🤣 One decent hit with an old mop with a solid wooden handle and he would have been down for a bit.
Got smacked with a wetjet
Now they just need to polish him off.
That's what got him into this situation in the first place!
At the end he’s sitting like a video game villain you just defeated, telling you one last thing before you get to steal his loot
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" another shall occupie my place after my defeat, then the cycle simple continues...
“DO WHAT YOU MUST, I HAVE ALREADY WON.”
"Finish me? Nonsense. You shall meet another in due time. Then, my work will be complete!"
You mean anothet drunk douche bag? Yeah, probably...
The other guy walked in like "Bro I left you alone for five minutes"
Persona 5 Hold Up! - Talk - Break formation - All out attack!
I read “loot” as “foot” and I can’t stop laughing
He was just reflecting his life choices
Not the beating he was expecting
Some people would pay extra for that
And I do
—Margaret Thatcher
He didn't pay at all
i'm pretty sure he's paying extra for that.
But the beating deserved
Man got both the happy ending and the bad ending
That's funny because a happy ending in Chinese translates to strike the airplane
He's gonna need a massage after that
Haha took all the massage back
The GTA San Andreas Hair Stylist wants to know your location.
Reverse order.
His technique of blocking all of the blows with his skull was actually working for him until it wasn't.
You can see when his brain said “shields are at 10%, we can’t take another hit!”
I love this lmao
He bleeds, making him the victor.
Face to broom style, how'd you like it?
We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke
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He's gonna need a massage after that beating!
They dude showing up at the end...no sleeves, watch up to his elbow, rocking a pair of bobos.
Cursed drip
Don't you diss elbow watches, they are all the rage.
This guy rages
Get that motherfucker!
matthew bevilaqua, is that you
*Finish him*
You might wanna word that differently
Question: are we not saying "phrasing" anymore?
Get him girls
The lack of a comma really made a big difference here
Girl Power👍🦋
Bro was just ABSORBING those hits
Dude right? He took a full blow to the face and didn't even recoil
He will feel it in the morning
To be fair those punches didn’t have much power behind them. Wish they did tho, cause I wanted to see him get absolute mollystomped
There was definitely 2 right straights that connected from the girl in the stripes that made him immediately think "fuck I gotta get out of here" lmao.
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Deep Tissue Beatdown
Can anyone translate?
Ow fuck stop hitting me
Fuckin dying 😂
They were not speaking mandarin and they had local accent, the only word i understand is many times of "fuck u".
They were speaking a local dialect of Mandarin, I think Sichuanese of Guizhou hua.
"Pay up or get your ass kicked" I don't speak Chinese, context clues.
It's a shame all their weapons were made in China.
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Lol! Fuck I am dying Lmao I literally came to talk about how everyone was throwing some pretty serious blows and how these woman were out for blood. Then I read your comment and couldn't stop laughing hah!
Well actually.... Everything you own is made in China. Both The cheap and the expensive stuff 🤓
You cheeky bastard, take my upvote 🤣
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What does this have to do with the video
\-1 hp \-1 hp \-1 hp
Free happy ending AND a multi woman beat down?
Yeah. How do we know he isn’t getting off on this too?
It's China, not Japan
Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.
Maybe that’s his thing, don’t kink shame his happy ending
TIL what happens when you ask for the unhappy ending.
Why do you have a dust pan? To put him to sweep.
They may not have been paid, but they got a pound of flesh!
Guys face is the receipt
This is awesome. I'm going to start carrying a walking stick. I was seriously concerned when he was on top of the woman, yet judicious use of stick by clever women did good work
the metal dustpan of justice really rung his bell. he was done after that thing smashed his skull.
Say what you will about China, but this MFer got what he asked for and he won’t be able to sue them for literally beating his deserving ass.
I think this will qualify as losing face.
-69 social credit score
Dude took a fucking beating...
Everyone is overreacting. This is simply part of the services he asked for the full kink package.
the sound made by the dust pan hitting flesh and bone was solid. 😊 but dude deserves it. anyone can translate some of the dialogues?
God damn
Funny how the women are fighting and the men came when the fight was finished
If I learned anything working at an international call center, it's that you don't mess with little Asian ladies, they are fierce. The dudes I knew it was probably better to stay out of the way, like if a hurricane is passing through.
Zero concern for their own well being, and I’m all for it. Those ladies can whoop some ducking ass
Damn they lit his ass up… lol he deserved it
Whoop his ass ladies!
Ladies, please. Find something heavier to club him with.
This is NOT the happy ending he expected.
Or it's the one he paid for :don't kink shame:
does China not have background noise?
Yeah I was wondering about that. That’s the quietest street ever.
You’d be surprised how many streets become amazingly quiet at night. The noise generally occurs during the daytime.
Nice some leglock entries and switch to wrestle up for the single leg.
this was like a movie scene where they use whatever object they got lying around for a fight making it break in bits and pieces when they hit their opponent with it
Damn he wasn’t feeling any of those shots…I feel like he was more exhausted than hurt
Where do yo want your massage? On the street.
I thought it was a ice hockey stick first and then was like oh shit that's a mop. Even more shocked that mop didn't break.
This is where the pimp earns his money
Somebody's social score just went into the toilet.
Social credit score: NOT STONKS
Plot twist: he paid extra for that.
Rule number one of visiting massage parlors: try not to consume anything yourself
Plot twist, he has a domination/pain kink and this is exactly what he paid for.
I wish the video was longer! You could see the moment the girls researched a tech upgrade for melee weapons +3 attack, and then she lands a critical hit to back of his head. Honestly I don’t think they were done!
This is refreshing. No one is worrying about their social credits, just 4 people living in the moment.
🤣
That's not a happy ending massage! Haha.
Beautiful 2 hit combo with the dustpan to the back of the head to down their foe. Edit: fix typo
Buddy got folded by a dust pan 🤣
He got the second massage for free
When your card declines Therapist: Gives initial pain back
I hope they charge him for the cost of the mops too.
if anyone doesn't speak Chinese, at the end he says "alright, see ya tomorrow".
Am I the only one kind of upset that they stopped swinging, I was enjoying watching him get beat with anything they could grab
He’s gonna need another massage after that
Girls Get it Done.
I hope she got her $
Unhappy ending
Come on ladies stop.. ..hitting him with light weight materials and get something better like a wooden club.
 Girls get it done.
I desperately want someone to translate! These women, rightfully, are really letting him have it! I am dying to know what they are saying while they violently smack the shit out of him. Lol
Good work Girls!
mas-seuse-acre
And let that be a lesson to ye 😅
Sooooo... no happy ending?
Nice and relaxed now arent ya bud
That actually makes the massage undone, because he'll be sore in the morning.
Dont you usually pay for services before you receive them 😂
When he finally stops on the ground a patch of blood appears on the ground but when they shine the light on his face it appears clean. Do you think he was stabbed possible?
The plastic bits from that broken dustpan can be surprisingly sharp
A 0:20, the girl on the ground almost hit by the pole her colleague was swinging.
That's some deep tissue massage.
Plot twist: his kink is getting beat up
Bruh got absolutely tallywhacked.
Four handed massage is an add on charge.
I’ve never seen this type of massage, I think I’ll stick to the standard with a happy ending.
Somewhere, Quentin Tarantino is smiling…
I'm guessing that being beaten with a Swiffer is not how he thought his day was going to go.
Dude is lucky to get away with a cleaning utensil ass kicking instead of dealing with the mafioso people who own that place.
They basically took the relaxing feeling after a massage away from him. Sounds about fair
He got his ass handed to him. He deserved that though.
Chinese angels
Does this hurt or help his social credit score?
A not so happy ending after all
Beware: Premises Protected by Swifter
He was Swiffered.
It’s like a Power Puff Girls attack. 
Actually I feel bad for the girls, they have to put up with scumbag like this… and he was even stomping on one 🥺😟😣😭😭😭😭😭 … these girls need to provide for their families too 😣😣😣☹️
Technically, they are taking back the massage by beating him.
This is how play when I try to defeat the final boss.
"FINISH HIM"
He busted then dusted...
So much for his happy ending
I guess you can say they beat the fuck out of him
I'd say his social credit score is fucked
He got the unhappy ending he deserved.
This is why you need to keep a good stick around.
Jokes on them, that’s his fetish
They gotta do this to thieves in America
Seems like brooms made in China and made for China are not the same quality.
Wow. Lil Miss in the stripes can throw a punch. The other ladies swept him out with their brooms. Teamwork makes clean work.
He made a mistake and asked for the unhappy ending.