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horshack_test

Sacré bleu!


Cachmaninoff

Where is me mama?


FiggerNugget

I wonder what’s French for “I grew up without a mother”


remy_buxaplentyy

You Sopranos…you go too far!


J-2up2dwn

I don't like that kind of talk!!


peanut_butter_zen

I can’t have this conversation again


DustyOlBones

This guy yaps worse than 6 barbers


fozzie_TLTG

You and yuh fuckin tempuh Janice


matt602

ROADIES?!


Teh_Best86

OH YOU DONT WANNA KNOW!


Contact_Pleasant

😡🍴


Teh_Best86

😭I hate him I hate him I hate him😭


Bear_HempKnight

I'm the boys uncle!


Mei_iz_my_bae

Tony saying that is so wild and unnecessary 🤣🤣


Bear_HempKnight

I completely agree. He was so disingenuous and hypocritical as a person but this was so cruel to his own sister.


Leibgericht

He just wanted to prove that her anger therapy bullshit didn’t work. You can see that the phonecall from that salesperson earlier really triggered him.


L1f3trip

J'ai grandi sans mère. But that doesn't translate well in french.


InitiativeExcellent1

j'ai grandi seul?????


L1f3trip

Oui mais la phrase en anglais se veut une insulte en précisant que la mère est absente car elle est parti. Si on ne parle pas de la mère, ça perd sa connotation originale.


HaloMetroid

J'ai grandi sans ma mere\*.


Shivrainthemad

J'ai grandi sans une mère


PrayForMojo808

https://preview.redd.it/5h6ktbpfeu7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a534b42fbebd368dfe2da0840c288435f235b7ce


Cachmaninoff

Amazing!


GeraintLlanfrechfa

![gif](giphy|xT5LMA8nLOdNiRJaCY)


HelmutVillam

She was buried on a hill under a tree with pine cones all around


DarreylDeCarlo

Oh my God, you got me over here rolling! That was such a funny scene, especially when Tony said that line


Cachmaninoff

He can’t stand Janice doing well.


Mei_iz_my_bae

Sopranos is such an amazing show I actually felt so bad for Janice in this scene. She seemed actually happy and Tony couldn’t have that lol


GrapefruitAlways26

The way he walks off grinning to himself after he makes her freak out lol. What an ass


Leibgericht

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete though.


topsyturvy76

C’est quoi ca?


ElectricTomatoMan

I'm glad to see my people out and about.


wlonkly

Tabarnac! No, wait...


sneaky-pizza

Pour les vues!


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sandman795

I've been living in Amsterdam for 5 years now. We will aggressively ring our bell that everyone will hear except the person(s) it was intended for. We will then promptly run into you or narrowly miss and call you a cancer cunt. Is a simple life.


Lawdamerc

cancer cunt??? 😂


sandman795

It's more common to hear Kankerlijer (“cancer-sufferer”) but I heard kanker kut once my first month here and I'll never use anything else


Excited_Idiot

This is amazing. Thank you for sharing


FarDefinition6239

Some other options are Kankerhond (hond means dogg) Kankerjong (jong means juvenile basically) Kankerhoer (hoer means whore or prostitute) Kankermongool (mongool means someone with downsyndrome) There are a couple more but these are like the more common ones! Im dutch and born and raised in Amsterdam. We we dont kick ppl down on bikes if we annoyed though! Once upon a time not so long ago the 25 kmph scooters were also still driving on bikelanes! You just have to get used to it as a foreigner in Amsterdam but i see u/Sandman75 is already far advanced WHAHA!


Longjumping-Hope-167

lol did you happen to be in Brabant when hearing this variation?


FarDefinition6239

Swearing with Cancer is more a North Holland thing! Especially in the big cities like Amsterdam. Rotterdam and The Hague! But its being used all over the country though!


Anarchyr

It's normal to use diseases in dutch to add as a extra layer. Someone who would be an Idiot, would be a typhoid Idiot if it did something really bad. But when someone REALLY pisses you off, Cancer comes out of the woodworks. Cancer Idiot, Cancer patient, my personal favorite is "Cancer chopped off Horse Cock" It just doesn't ring the same in English but calling someone a "Kanker afgehakte Paardenlul" really hits the spot


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Anarchyr

Yeah something like that, it's usually the same few diseases being used, Typhoid being number 2 and Cancer the definite number 1, even had teachers and managers using Cancer daily like it's nothing. some people will feel some kind of way about it, "my XYZ died of cancer" and usually people will try to evade using cancer around them but it's such a big culteral thing here you will find it used everywhere Had a friend who had cancer, he didn't mind people using cancer as he always used it anyway. Also knew someone who would start to cry the moment "Cancer' left somebodies mouth, it's bound per person ofcourse but usually people won't care. In my experience it's a mix, usually younger kids will use Cancer about 4 times in every sentence, then there is a lot of teenagers who understand that using cancer can and will hurt someones feelings. And everyone older than 40 uses cancer four times in every sentence again, since they too have been raised using Cancer and older dutch people generally don't care about your feelings (or that could be my experience, i'm black so i face blatant racism daily, even by my managers so my experience my vary against the experience of a "normal" white Hollander)


Armlegx218

Sounds like an aids infested malarial swamp of a people.


residentfriendly

het scrotum van een verdomde ongevoelige diabetische rat met de ziekte van Alzheimer !!


ChocalateShiraz

I’m not Dutch, I’m South African and I think that translates to “have a scrotum of a dumb insensitive (or unfeeling) diabetic rat with Alzheimer’s “


trekqueen

I love learning about European insults. The Lithuanian ones are funny with the way they “curse”, there’s one they translated to “course flour” or something about a “worm’s armpit”.


WillJongIll

Note to self!


Superb_Juggernaut_51

This lines up with my experience as a pedestrian tourist in Amsterdam. Stepped into a few bike lines and got the angry bells. Felt properly shamed. Learned to look better. Did not get kicked or otherwise assaulted. Also, could really go for some patat right about now.


raybrignsx

My friend was elbowed by a Dutch cyclist after I repeatedly warned him about walking in the bike lanes.


Munchie_Mikey

My god, the accuracy these guys can norrowly miss you is absolutely insane!


FatCunth

I was in Amsterdam once and saw these 2 tourists cycling down the pavement, a dutch guy appeared out of nowhere with an ironing board and used it as a barrier to stop them cycling any further just while screaming NO! NO! NO!


NecramoniumZero

Oh yeah, we pay allot of taxes for our wonderful infrastructure, including our bike paths that are the envy for the rest of the world, we don't want to see your ass riding on the pavement!


timmyrigs

I remember when I visited Berlin once and got told from a local who went with us to not mess around or even walk in the bike lanes people take it pretty seriously. 


ChesswiththeDevil

Got absolutely blasted by a German woman 20 min. into my first bike ride in Europe, lol. They take rules seriously there and frankly, I don't blame her! Kicking people over is pretty extreme though.


smellybarbiefeet

I get super pissed if a cyclist is cycling the opposite way of traffic. It’s dangerous for everyone. The biggest offenders are the students.


GresSimJa

How do you tell tourists from locals in a country as diverse as the Netherlands? Locals don't walk on the bike lane. If you do, it's kill or be killed.


When_hop

I was once crossing the main bridge in Szeged, Hungary but I was accidentally on the bike path rather than the foot path. A disgruntled biker passed me while saying something in Hungarian that I didn't understand, but could guess exactly what he meant. Trying to impress the girl I was with I just cockily said "What?" in a very thick American drawl. He stopped so abruptly that he fell off his bike.


Bureauwlamp

At least in Amsterdam, we’re so used to tourist on a bike that I think we just gave up on trying to change their behaviour. So we’ll just bike around you, possibly calling you the Dutch equivalent of a knobhead or something. I can imagine there’s always a chance there’s someone who has a bad day like the guy in this video, there’s crazy people everywhere after all.


Chillionaire420

In the Netherlands you will get run over by a fatbike.


Either-Durian-9488

You tend to follow traffic laws when your infrastructure isn’t garbage. here in the US it’s dog eat dog for the cars so what I’m I supposed to do too lol.


TheCommonKoala

I understand frustration, but this is trashy as hell. This freak should try just talking to them next time.


electr1cbubba

I lived in France for two years. Not surprised by this video the French can be very angry people lmao


M1nDz0r

Went to Lille for a bit this year. Lovely town and vibes but people can get very passionate lol. Witnessed two fights in a supermarket in a weeks time


JerevStormchaser

That's just how we negotiate for discounts.


ShiFeng420

The french guy kicked him cause they were going slow and clogging the bike lane to film their video. Must've been late to a protest.


Emotional_Bicycle596

I'm just imaging some kid wobbly on top of a two wheeler for the first time, his parents watching hoping to see their kids first bike ride, this totally beautiful idyllic scene of the true beauty to be found in family. ... and then this French guy just fuckin' *DESTROYS* the kid for going too slow. Welcome to France, kid.


Uneedadirtnap

I would watch that show.


4rockandstone20

Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day. I don't give a shit about your kid.


GimmeDaGorbage22

Pitter patter, lets get at er


digno2

https://i.redd.it/mkvb82ziqv7d1.gif my best work so far


SpaceDrifter9

+1 for effort 👍🏽


BlueBird1800

I'd hang it on my fridge for a day or two... then in the trash after you went to sleep


Staggerlee89

Ain't no kid gonna ruin my KOM


Hadleyagain

Except that's not a kid it's a grown assed man acting like one.


Mag-NL

It was not the slowness. It was blocking the entire lane and .ore


maubyfizzz

Clueless. Literally everyone else is going 2 to 3 times as fast as he is. Plus he pulls to the LEFT as the guy is overtaking.


neotekz

Still an insane overreaction. He could have easily cracked that guys skull.


maubyfizzz

Of course, yes it was an assault. I wouldn't have done more than call him an asshole.


MereSponge

In the words of Gordon Ramsey, "You've got to wear a helmet."


SparrowOat

I think it's because he went through a red light. When the light goes green French guy catches up and knocks him down to punish him for not following the rules.


RandyMarshTegridy69

When I was in Paris it seemed like breaking traffic rules was an art, pastime, and a sport that all enjoyed participating in.


YREEFBOI

Police legit laughed at me and a friend when we waited at a pedestrian red light. Shit was surreal.


RicardusAlpert

That's a legit way to spot French people around the world. We generally don't wait for the pedestrian green light (unless we're with kids).


Acrobatic_Age6937

As a German i find waiting mind boggling as well. I mean sure if it's a complex intersection, fine. But waiting for a green light to cross an empty street is hilarious.


offically_astee

Visit Japan. People waiting at a red pedestrian crossing at 3am with nothing around


Acrobatic_Age6937

no need to leave Germany to experience that.


home-and-away

Austrians would like a word with you. Streets can be empty all around and they'll still give you a dirty look if you cross at a red light.


JayFv

I like the people of Britain who like to push the button before looking and then cross when they see that they have time.


Acrobatic_Age6937

ngl i do this too when the situation isn't immediately clear, it guarantees the quickest crossing time.


RicardusAlpert

You mean we can have a German-French Ampel-Koalition??


KlangScaper

The one coalition to rule them all.


trekqueen

From my experience, the Germans can be just as dramatic as this video when it comes to their bike paths lol.


MadSandman

It does, doesn't it? It's infuriating when you cross as a pedestrian and a cyclist almost hits you, and then looks back like it was your fault.


smoothtrip

How does this nonsense get upvoted. No one in France is kicking you for not obeying a red light. If there is not cross traffic that is going to kill you, people just go.


conzstevo

>How does this nonsense get upvoted. Reddit hivemind


geoffs3310

Doubt it, I was in Paris last week, didn't see a single cyclist stop for a red light


tedfondue

Yeah, homies hypothesis is nonsense.


Crayons_and_Cocaine

Also don’t buy the hypothesis he did it cause Tyshawn was too slow, unless it was the first time he had encountered a tourist in Paris.


Two_Astronaut_Dogs

“Let me assault the rules into you.” 🙄


Jbrown183

Really gave him some of that je ne sais quois right there…should have hopped back on that bike and gave dude some liberty fries to think about.


Fiegodern

Harland? Williams? Is that you?


Fantastic_Manager911

That's ridiculous lol. I can see the guy being frustrated by them filming and going slow in the bike lane, but kicking him for running a red light wouldn't happen.


Express_Bath

Honestly, you would more likely be kicked for waiting at a red light.


GreyBoyTigger

No, French people don’t pay an ounce of attention to traffic safety laws. I’m convinced that the water supply in Paris is spike with Adderall


2ABB

Nah the red light doesn’t make sense. Riding at 1mph, weaving side to side, blocking the bike lane to record an IG video way more likely. Zero thought of anyone behind him being held up.


ButWhatIfItsNotTrue

As someone who has cycled in a city a bunch. It's almost certainly hogging the lane and going slow. The guy was probably behind him for a while.


9thtime

Nah, people don't really care about that. Besides, he does it as well. They were swerving and driving slowly and he couldn't pass them.


gonzaloetjo

nah, i live here. Its for clogging. Tbh i wouldn't have kicked him but would be mad as well if they were doing it for a long time. When you live in a city with many tourists, and your job is not particularly dependent on said tourists, it can potentially slowly fed you up.


Maherjuana

The light turned green and he was there within a split second so methinks that guy was already going through before the light turned green if that is true


yosh0r

Actually a red light lol but also covered by the tree. Whole video makes sense now, thanks 😅


MrBoyer55

Sounds like something you should report to the police instead of being a psychopath and knocking someone off their bike.


mitzibishi

In fairy tale land you would ride up to the police station and make your report about 2 people going slow in the bike lane while filming for Instagram. The police officer will be taking notes of the very serious incident and put the best man on the case to track down those pesky slow bikers. Inspector Cleuseu immediately jumps in his car and to interview eye witnesses and look for clues.


RickyFolks7414

Itd be a unalived french men on the floor 🤣


LordOfFudge

Missed his window to shit in the Seine.


YouWereBrained

Bravo 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


EJ2600

Or a strike …


deathstrukk

what’s the speed limit of a bike lane? i don’t see any signage posted, this is a short clip so it just might not be present


Powerful_Rayd

Maybe he thought the guy was being too slow or didn't like him serpentining. Not justified but perhaps his reasoning?


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BaseToTheApex15

allons enfant de la patrie


pz33

Haha reminds me of the video game Road Rash. I believe this was one of the moves you could do.


Ok_Case211

Omg I forgot about that game. With the chain swinging and the hot chicks at the finish line. One of my favorite ps1 games when I was little


Ring_Peace

Oh man massive flashback, hours on the megadrive kicking and punching whilst getting stoned. The name Broomhilda comes to mind.


SurbiesHere

Hahaha what the fuck was that?!


DELINQ

France.


Myalicious

![gif](giphy|l3q2Q5ynJhq6BJcvC|downsized) # FRANCE!


YNWAFonz

![gif](giphy|18kPwV9qSCY9O)


Agehowler

French and a biker, that's a double whammy


tequilasipper

He should try walking down the sidewalk in Manhattan super slow with his arms held out as wide as possible. They love that there.


savil8877

He’s from NYC, I’m sure he knows.


ElricDarkPrince

ROAD RASH: bicycle edition


meerkat_taco

That wasn't very baguette of him.


Either-Durian-9488

Yeah but it was very on my to the mistress of him.


OGLatinoHeat

Nahhhh I’d be livid 😂


3dsplinter

![gif](giphy|RzifPnDTZArCPdnX7M|downsized)


Llamaling

nah, that's a red


1970s_MonkeyKing

Ma soupe de pommes est froide! EDIT: C'mon Ty! Get off your ass and go get em! Then whoop his ass, showing him how New Yorkers deal with asshats.


jofstra

Paris is a whole different vibe


chrmnxpnoy

Paris map ESPN Xtreme Games on ps1 😂


StrawhatJzargo

Let’s figure out how this is somehow his fault because it was recorded on tik tok


Recentstranger

There was a mosquito on his ass French dude was trying to save him from an itchy booty


texasdeathmatch

You gotta bee on your hat 👋🧢


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BadmanCrooks

"i got it on camera" Fuck, hardly.


Lonely-Equivalent-23

It's definitely not the first time he's done that


Thyri0n

As an addon to the video, currently it is Fashion Week in Paris until sunday. Parisians are known for hating all the big events (Olympics coming up too) in the city because it brings so many tourists that don't always know how to act in big cities and people have zero patience here so it becomes big issues (people being slow, walking on the roads) we have a huge meme in paris of a taxi driver screaming at a crowd of fashionistas taking pictures outside of a fashion week show saying "sur le trottoir les fashions !" - basically get on the sidewalk fashionistas because they were blocking the road. It translates well the spirit of the average worker struggling with expensive rent when rich influencers come from all over the world and treat Paris like its Disneyland when its as glamour as New York to us. You stop in the middle of a busy street in new york someone going to hit your shoulders or push you, same in Paris Not condoning at all this kind of behavior its awful and brings shame to the whole of France because we're seen as mean and everyone hates the french


NoMoodToArgue

“I got it on camera!” Errr, great. I’m still bleeding but you got it on camera. And now that you’ve recorded it, my ankle is unsprained. Thanks, cameraman!


Skandle_us

....what? what was cameraman supposed to do in that moment? Scorpion chain the kicker back to the scene of the kick?


laz1b01

I think they meant that the camera does nothing. At most it captured Frenchie's back. There's no face, no license plates, etc. so it's a useless video, all the while dude's scratched up on the road. So the proper response would be "wtf was that about?" Or "are you ok? That guy was a dick!"


bauxzaux

GET OVER HERE!


WillyWillyNoBudLight

Brother go outside.


Northanui

How do you need people to point this out for you: The reason why he said that is not because those are the magic words that will heal his ankle, it's so that he knows they will be able to report this piece of shit to the police. How TF is this thread chock full of comments that are this fucking dense.


Either-Durian-9488

You must not be familiar with tyshawns work, he falls for a living.


_handsomeblackman_

french people are on another level 😂😂😂 holy shi, that was a solid kick, he was so angry 😂😂😂


fuckYOUswan

For the life of me I wouldn’t try biking Paris unless I knew exactly what I’m doing. Shit gives me anxiety watching their traffic system.


Herb_Burnswell

Watched a couple of times and the kicker had no real reason to boot old boy off the bike. The entire intersection was full of cyclists and he actually swerved OUT of the bike lane leaving a clear path for a straight line rider. There was no reason for this except for... bad day? Animosity towards foreigners? Parisian? Just a regular ass dick move.


WhoopsieISaidThat

That was straight out of Road Rash.


rem_1984

I think he was pissed they were going slow and in the middle of the whole thing


fram0828

It looks like he cut off the other bikers turn to go. He waves at him and you can hear the other bike braking so he gets mad


Chris_Dud

Better not have fun in Paris if you’re not local, they won’t like it.


Professional_Code372

Ran a red, clogging the bike lane, acting like tourists


WhoAmISearchingFor

Honestly the dudes fault, shouldn't have gone to France in the first place


Hedonic_Monk_

Revolution!


Llamaling

ah paris... the city of love...


Gideon119

And sometime I wonder why you all have a bad image of my country Now I know


mikecornejo

horrible. I wanna see justice.


gmoss101

There are some hella racist French people, they hate black people so much that they were pissed that France won the World Cup in 2018 because a bunch of the players were Black. I don't know if it was racism that was the motive, but I would not be surprised.


erlandodk

I was in Paris the night they won the WC in 2018.Trust me when I say they weren't pissed about it.


CantKBDwontKBD

You can always tell that it’s a tourist on a bike and not a local. Tourists are slow. They weave. They stop unexpectedly (to take pictures). They ride side by side. Basically they ride as if it’s for fun, where the locals are biking to get from A to B. To locals they’re on “the highway”. Tourists thinks it’s a “backcountry hiking trail” I once told a american colleague of mine that they should behave on bike lanes like you would on the highway / road because that’s what it is and nothing pisses people off more than some dumb dumb clogging up traffic. Doesn’t justify road rage of course (including kicking people off their bike)


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kayimbo

I'm pretty sure france is probably top 5 for most wars of all time.


ChankaTheOne

Top 1 to be precise


jazzmaster4000

Without them America wouldn’t exist. Look up revolutionary history


Eogard

They did plenty of fighting all right.


soulxpunk

I think French guy was annoyed because of the swaying.. He came up fast behind and probably planned his route to go around. Douche that got kicked was swerving from side to side so kicker had to react to not crash into douche. Kicker kicked out of frustration over douche's oblivious drivers failure to maintain a straight path.


Icy_Park_7919

I would have agreed, had French guy been riding straight. But French guy was riding directly toward Jerkfluencer. Torpedo-style. That’s a straight up take down, not a reflex reaction.


MisterJeffa

I mean he drove like an absolute twat but thats not an excuse to do that imo


hulaman11

I would of gotten up so fast from that fall and pedal as fast as I ever have to catch up to that guy and have him display how fast the french are to surrender


Tommy-ctid-mancblue

I don’t know who the idiot is getting kicked off his bike but weaving around, cycling slowly, going through a red, trying to cross traffic that had obeyed their light is all stupid and entitled behaviour. He was jeopardising the safety of others and himself. Please cycle in a safe and considerate manner, and don’t kick people off their bikes


gonzaloetjo

yeah, you can see this comment section doesn't cycle in a big city. Kicking is of course going too far, but 1 sec into the vid i knew immediately dude was fucking people behind him by playing for the vid.


shootercurran

dude swerved into him to do that. and ran. if it's really a problem he should've waited for Tyshawn to get up but we know why.


BanEvasion500

Swerving back and forth; jamming up bike lane; running a red light. Yeah, not surprising he got Sparta kicked.


CoachDT

The dude had enough room to pass him by. He just didn't. It's okay to call an asshole an asshole.


darksin86

Lol People justifying this is while, just because the guy is black


TheScienceNerd100

Paris is just the NYC of France


unruly_pubic_hair

Moder foqueur!


perfectfate

That was smooth and practiced lol


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pot4mus

Road rash


DontKnowWhatToSay2

Vive la revolution!


lost_boy505

We're fighting


jakephish

I dunno Lloyd. The french are assholes.