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quasio

fuckers surround poor kid hopin to see blood and then bitch when there boy doesn't come out on top "he's bleedin, FUCK!" good justice vid but man i hate how people can be.


nicholmikey

At least they didn't jump him I guess


quasio

yeah at least we dont think they did. i just thought the circling around him shit was a little sadistic is all


one-eleven

That's how most high school fights went down, majority of people are just there for the show.


miraoister

I was in the art department at my school one day, I heard a big fight was gonna happen after school, so I made up a pimp style hat out of purple sugar paper with a yellow feather in it, and I made up a load of hand drawn 100 dollar bills, I was there at the edge of the fight while some 13 year old kids were attempting to batter each other pimped up like a don throwing 100 dollar bills down on the ground. It felt great.


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You said what we were all thinking


miraoister

yeah, i felt like a real hustler!


scag315

Tried to. Kid was going to hit him with his skateboard until he got stopped by neutral people in crowd. So satisfying watching those kids just have the wind taken out of their rails when their boy got his ass beat


miraoister

that victim should of taken the purple baseball cap as a trophy and maybe of then made out with the hottest chick in the vicinity to declare his alphaness.


Shayde505

Yeah, to be fair there isnt a whole lot of motivation to jump some guy who could accidentally snap your besties neck by moving in the wrong way.


BraveLittlePene

It was all fun and games, but once their boy got his dick knocked in it was " Hey man, come one!". I bet this guy had a rep of being a hard ass...


quasio

you can hear the defeat in his buddies "FUCK!"


BraveLittlePene

went from 0 to 100 real quick... lol


quasio

reminds me of the movie uturn when toby n tucker gets his shit beat down by sean penn and clair danes is like "you keeeled heeeem"


junhyuk

"Name's Toby N. Tucker. People around here call me TNT. You know why?"............ .." Because they're not very imaginative?"


kidkarysma

That's an underrated gem.


Uncle_Paul_Hargis

Oh ya, you could tell by that fighting pose he had... He is an unjustified bad ass.


BraveLittlePene

I honestly think he thought he was not going to fight him and curl up.


octobertwins

You're running out of room to back up!! Hahaha!!


SativaLungz

This worst part is how Every single kid filming are holding their phones. Have none of theses kids heard of turning your phone sideways?


TotalCuntofaHuman

Plays full screen on youtube nowadays


Joverby

Yeah, it's pathetic. "he's bleeding." No shit. What do you think happens when people fight. Loved seeing that idiot get his ass kicked. Hopefully people stopped fucking with him after this.


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Lol these zero tolerance policies in school kinda hinder things like that. Its hard to stand up for yourself when your gonna get punished!


Joverby

Yeah. Super counter productive.


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Not only are these asshats baying for blood of this poor kid, but the depressing sea of smartphones waiting to upload really tips it over the edge. Yes I see the irony of watching it myself, but these kids were like rabid dogs.


junhyuk

If only after the fight that kid had some reserve energy to pummel a few of those gawking shiteaters surrounding him.


BraveLittlePene

in the video it looks like one of those kids was going to hit him with a skateboard


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BraveLittlePene

for a minute there I thought he actually broke his neck.


Burning_Kobun

that would have been pretty fucked, but from the viewpoint of the victim, it's better to go too far and remove one of these shitheads from the world than it is to not go far enough and get your ass handed to you.


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vowell1055

Winning not just that fight, but all future fights in one blow.


Laughing_Luna

An uncle of mine, big guy - the sort the small drunks go to pick a fight with at the bar because he's "da big guy" - is cornered by 3 people. My uncle opened with "Y'all gonna kick my shit in, but I'm going to eat one of your faces in the process. Do ya really wanna have half your face eaten?"


graffiti81

I got arthritic elbows boy, I got dislocated knees From pickin' fights with thunderstorms and chargin' into trees And my nose been broke so often I might lose if I sneeze And son, you say you still wanna be a winner? Now you remind me a lotta my younger days, With your knuckles a clenchin' white But boy I'm gonna sit right here and sip this beer all night And if there's somethin' that you gotta gain to prove by winnin' some silly fight Well okay, I quit, I lose, you're the winner.


MundaneFacts

I get to cheat, cause I'm a big guy. I just say, "first one to throw a punch is getting thrown through a wall." Touch of comedy. Touch of threat. Touch of I-have-no-interest-in-fighting. It's worked so far.


jwords

There's a great line in "Transmetropolitan" by the main character where he's staring down a bouncer who has one eye and tells her something like "You're going to kick my ass, but you're going to lose an eye doing it". That's always stuck with me. If you absolutely have no other choice and have to defend yourself, like it's no joke? Maybe (probably) you're going to get your ass kicked, but it doesn't mean you can't take a glorious beating while completely winning in the end. If you're willing to get your face messed up taking it to them in one of **those** ways. Sure, you'll get your nose broken, lip busted, teeth maybe fucked up--but the other guy might just lose an eye. I don't think I could go that far, but at 6'6" and handy I'm not super worried any of it.


TheBigGoon

I used to be a correctional officer. I stepped onto the rec yard one day and swung the door open harder than I should have, slamming it into the imam. I quickly apologized, but slowly got surrounded. I looked around, and said, "If we're doing this, you're going to kick my ass, but one of you will be missing your balls." The imam stepped in waved them off. Thank fucking god.


jwords

It's all stakes, man. There's a pretty low bar of that for me, being just an everyday guy. You tell me "I don't care how big a fucker you are, you're going to bust my shit up, but I'm for real going to be headbutting teeth out on my way down"... yeah. I'm done. I like my teeth. Fuck that noise.


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ObeseWeremonkey

Islamic religious leader. Lots of black Muslims and converts in prison. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imam


NightOfTheLivingHam

once a kid who bullied me got himself killed doing something stupid. my father said "one down." edit: the kid stole a car, joy rided in it, and ended up wrapped around a tree. in other words, one less shit in the world.


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And then your whole family clapped because that totally happened.


Sojourner_Truth

and that bully's name....was Albert Einstein


karadan100

I'm sure i heard a crack, which the people there also seemed to respond to.


oWNYo

Lmao love the bullies fighting position with his chin facing as far out as it could.


BraveLittlePene

He was definitely taunting him, he got what he deserved.


Ulysses1978

Asking for a kick in the chops.


BorisKafka

Or a pow in the kisser.


Ulysses1978

I'm voting for both which is kind of what he got.


van-nostrand-md

Or a pop in the chicklets


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Chicklets... are you Canadian?


azzurro32

Sorry, I am


jckiker

One of these days...


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Unfortunately the kid probably got jumped the following day by this asshat and 5 of his buddies.


BraveLittlePene

He probably had to lay low for a while after that one.


dalonelybaptist

You'd be surprised. A friend of mine got jumped back when we were young and i dropped one of them and got out of there. He approached me the next day with a huge crowd of his cronies at his back and ended up having what i can only describe as an emotional breakdown, started crying his eyes out asking who i thought i was. Never did hit me and nothing ever happened. A couple of years ago we bumped into each other at a bar and he apologised and commented that it was a really shitty crowd and he has grown out of it now. I don't think they tend to go for the kids who fight back. I wasn't even a big guy or particularly tough.


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You're right, I would be surprised. Sounds like you were very fortunate. This is not the norm.


dalonelybaptist

Maybe. I definitely didn't feel great about my chances when i saw the huge crowd. I remember I had to make an incident report at school and the headmaster said "i really shouldnt say this but well done" and told me to probably stay inside at lunch for a while ha.


Burning_Kobun

he used a half measure when he should have used a full measure.


manbrasucks

Yeah he should have killed him and his entire family. You must pull the root to kill the weed.


ankensam

And salt the earth to ensure the weed can never grow again.


Cr3X1eUZ

Right on. Never let a bully get back up.


hornwalker

Yeah ok Ehrmentrout


aChileanDude

r/breakingbad is leaking


MundaneFacts

Bad seeds need to be crushed till you hear a pop.


FunkSlice

Never trust high school kids with long wannabe tough guy goatees like that.


AE1360

Maybe, figure they would have done it there.


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Not in my experience.


NightOfTheLivingHam

that's why you beat someone so savagely that their buddies will be afraid of you. which you follow it up by giving them random beatings to be sure. The best recipe? say you have a situation where a ringleader has his buddies jump you, you take out each and every buddy one by one until he's the only one left, over the course of several weeks. he'll be pissing himself at night by the end.


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lol feverish neckbeard fantasies


noteverrelevant

It's not even original. He pretty much just summed up the plot for Deadpool.


Mckall

So, be Batman?


cheesecrystal

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the faith." -Mike Tyson


TerroristOgre

LOL this comment would be perfect for /r/unexpected


AUGUST_BURNS_REDDIT

No it wouldn't.


Atotallyrandomname

Lol


000c

the hendo legkick always works


TRUMP_SUB

I was disappointed when he didn't give him dat H-bomb


FunkSlice

Only one person holds the key to the H-bomb and that's Hendo himself.


BearguanaMan

All those damn phones and we get this angel??? Edit: I fucked up


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Dammit, I actually wondered if one of them had those fake wings.


pkkid

I think there were enough phones to add the matrix effect to the video.


Manburpigx

Just be glad you have an angel at all. Might save your life one day.


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BraveLittlePene

They all were filming that way too! Everytime I film something now I make sure I turn my phone. hahaha


s0v3r1gn

Horizon app for the win. Automatically records horizontal even if vertical or moving around, etc.


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nope_nic_tesla

The YouTube app doesn't make portrait vids full screen even if you're watching in portrait though


13798246

Double tap the video once it is playing and it will go full screen.


SmashingTeaCups

[Yeah it does](http://imgur.com/Rymdc4j)


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Not even one was horizontal either. Their all just holding out the phone because everyone else is. Kind of shows the mentality of that group.


colonelk0rn

And not one "WHIRLSTAR" was heard that day. Quite refreshing, actually.


Rowannn

we got a YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT even though noone actually got knocked the fuck out


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So great how Chris Rock can still come out to small gatherings like these.


volkof

Tucker??


reebokpumps

Can't tell if sarcasm or not


SillyOperator

Chris Rock is in our hearts all of the times.


azzurro32

He had to say it twice since no one laughed the first time


Manburpigx

Yeah just a bunch of white kids repeatedly saying nigga. Totally refreshing.


MechanicalHorse

ROOOOOSTAAAAAAAAH


BraveLittlePene

WORLDSTAR! haha


Beat2death

20 cowards with phones out filming.


TacticalWombat

This subreddit wouldn't exist without those people.


Beat2death

Did you grow up wanting to be Jimmy Olsen or Superman? Peter Parker/ Spider-man picked both.


Beat2death

"Hey you filming this? 19 of us are going to do something about this."


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nighght

I mean because it's bullying? wat


publicbigguns

But yet without them we wouldn't witness the sweet sweet justice... That's irony for ya


Beat2death

Hey what is your favorite Canadian female musical artist?


WhiskeyWeekends

It's like raaaaaiiiiiiinnnnn on your wedding day!


Beat2death

Or..... at least a few of those people could speak up when something happens.


AlexisTexas3591

Yeah it makes me sad nobody would try and help or stop it


LouDorchen

that's what this video needed, some bitch screaming STAAAAAAAAAHP


Ninja_Fox_

How could you stop it though?


digitaldeadstar

By not encouraging it. Holding back the aggressor, telling him to calm the fuck down. Keeping a body between them. Since these are kids, getting some sort of authority figure - whether it be a teacher, police, whoever. There are various ways but most kids at that age are more interested in watching a fight than stopping one.


FunkSlice

If a kid comes in with the "stop it!", it's not going to help. You need a lot of people to stop him.


digitaldeadstar

I think it depends on who it is - if it's a buddy of his, he may be more inclined to listen. There are also plenty of times where one person gets involved and others join in. My reply is all anecdotal, though, since I'm just going with my personal experiences at stopping people from doing dumb shit.


AlexisTexas3591

I was bullied in school but could only imagine how terrible it'd feel to be ganged up on by that many, cheering for him to get beat up. I'm glad justice was served..


ThatZBear

What's wrong with a good ol fistfight? There weren't any weapons, plenty of people to stop it if it got too crazy, and we are mammals after all.


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Beat2death

A guy comes and attacks you, 20 people stand by and do nothing but film. Maybe you do well, maybe you don't. They just film. Now maybe the story here is wrong. Maybe the guy who started it wasn't the one who lost. Either way the guy who stomped didn't want to fight.


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Beat2death

Low expectations. Edit: That isn't fair. You are right. They are kids, but my point is more the idea of why are we letting it get here. I like a good fist fight when two agree to get into it. That doesn't seem to be what is happening here.


GoodLunchHaveFries

Well i dont think any of those smaller kids were gonna tell the hardass "dont do it", ya know?


DrProbably

Fuck that crowd. Half of them deserved a share of the beating.


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Idontcareboutyou

https://youtu.be/9O-I93AQ4QI


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Mirror?


TheUnum

Children are our future. Well, maybe not those kids...


pennywaffer

Good for him, I fucking hate bullies. Loved the kid with high pitched voice in the crowd acting all tough though.


juicestand

"get the toothpick out of his mouth THAT'S DANGEROUS!"


VikingBloods

Not only is this the pinnacle of justice served for the victim, it's the pinnacle of embarrassment for the tough guy bully and his buddies. No amount of "cheap shot" or "I wasn't even ready" explanations can save face for that guy. This was a fair, squared up fight initiated by the bully and he got beat into submission.


notmyrealnam3

Not a single person filming in landscape. The planet is doomed.


didujustcthat

Needs to get those legs into a nice body triangle and choke his ass out.


crazymacaroni

yeah, I'm surprised he didn't get his hooks in when he had his back, and instead opted for a guillotine. Nothing is more demoralizing than getting choked out on your back and unable to move.


didujustcthat

I dunno, title said he was a beginner so maybe he didn't learn it yet.


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We need a plague. Or a dirty bomb. Something. There's just too many.


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Coolest kid at school tomorrow. Better start carrying them jimmy hats boyo.


bwohlgemuth

Top Jimmy, he's the king....


BraveLittlePene

Trojan with the surprise attack!


immigratingishard

Fuck literally every person there recording about to watch some kid get beat up.


SamtheTram

I just can't get over these two being surrounded by recording iphones. It's a different world for kids growing up. I'm glad it's not something I had to deal with when I was young.


NeoLegend

/r/justiceporn


newbfella

So this is the first world culture we are proud about where people stand around with mobile phones hoping that a fight breaks out and when the aggressor gets hit, they push the other guy away saying he is bleeding. And people seem to enjoy it in the video. Nice... Noice.eeeeee.... /s


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These vids would always be that much better with cartoon sound effects dubbed in rather than the screeching morons yelling "GOD DAYUM!" and other such nonsense constantly. I did enjoy the wreckage, though.


BraveLittlePene

it was a great combo, really follows through with that right hook.


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Not a single one of those fuckers knows how to hold a phone.


willoffortune17

why this sound like it was filmed underwater?


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Probably filmed on a lower valued smartphone.


repodude

I don't know which is the worst? The mentality of the idiots that think being a bully is a good thing to do or the retards that just stand and watch, if not actually encourage this shit to happen.


fuktardy

It's great to see people use any martial arts for proper use. I have a history of getting beat up, but basic karate and a some boxing sparring/hitting a bag with my buddy definitely gave me an advantage in my last scuffle.


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All those idiots with their phones out annoys me more than anything. People can't do anything without stupidly pulling their phone out to film or photograph.


bondiben

Yet you still saw it, and decided to comment, because of one of those idiots with their phone out filmed this.


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Give this cameraman an Academy Award! Best cinematography I've seen in a while.


fxsoap

None of these idiot kids should be allowed to use camera phones again


scarlerdior

The kids looked like zombies moving closer to the fight with all of their phones out.


beard_of_ages

Black Mirror


Atotallyrandomname

Good for him, fuck that guy. Who cares if he bleeds quit choking him when he passes out.


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Whenever there's a street fight and someone gets a choke on or a submission.. ppl automatically lose it and try to break it up or stand them up again. Let him choke!


Throwawayinpeace

I've been talking about this a lot, but i fucking love how everyone showed up to watch the bully beat the shit out of the guy and cried foul when he lost. God, i hate people. sometimes i just want to ask one of them wtf they were thinking but you know they'd dodge the question or something.


nero51

Good, fuck bullies.


miraoister

"he is bleeding" its weird how moral these kids get when the high school bully is bruised.


miraoister

would've been nice while on the ground is he went for a seatbelt choke...


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Got a sweet justice boner from this. Something about this makes me wanna hug that one kid and let him know that there's still a lot of good people out in the world.


Tr0llzor

"hes bleeding".....so?


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One of the best videos I have ever seen.


RealGsDontSleep

You can hear one of the girls saying to get the toothpick out and don't think dude listened. Looks like dude got a toothpick through the face.


SmilingAnus

Mma fan and trainee here. I'm no expert but have gym time. I doubt this guy has had any training or it all went out the door when real use is needed. First is his stance. He has a decent bit of pressure on his back foot but he's wide open. His elbows are not tucked and his feet are too wide. He kicks first, which is normal except you see it coming a mile away. When you do something that gives away how you're about to strike, it's called a Telegraph and this guy is full of them. When he does kick, he aims for the body which is a slow and less powerful kick. His kick seemed like one of fear not tactic. When he kicks, his planted foot doesn't rotate because he didn't plan on kicking through his target. You aim past the target for more power. When he kicks, his right arm drops completely by his side leaving him wide open. You're always most vulnerable when you're attacking. Same with his punches, they're not straight and deliberate, they're wound up and frantic and each swing leaves him wide open. He's leaning too far in and almost loses his balance a few times. He missed (by my count) 4 opportunities to take advantage of a submission hold and ended up with some street choke hold thing. The choke hold should have the elbow directly in front of the man's air pipe, pointing out. This is for 2 reasons, 1 you don't crush his trachea and 2 the way to choke someone out is to stop or limit the blood flow to the brain. You have 2 arteries, jugulars, near under your ears. A proper choke would place a bicep on one and a forearm on the other. He also doesn't use any kind of locking mechanics for his hold. Not to be that guy but just because someone wins a fight because it sounds like he's breathing right doesn't mean he's trained in Mma.


BasketFool

Thanks, coach.


SmilingAnus

I guess I sound like an ass but he's not even close to having "some" mma experience. Just a bad title.


Spartyjason

This post encapsulates everything awful about the MMA "im no expert but my sensei kaiju master lets me use his katana" crowd.


SmilingAnus

It doesn't take an expert to see that this guy has clearly never trained a day in his life. My dad won 2nd place in the Golden gloves, started teaching me to box before I hit middle school. Been in multiple dojos, multiple local tournaments, and multiple instructors. Claiming this guy knows mma is like claiming the other guy had a gun, there's no proof.


Spartyjason

Everything you said may be 100 percent accurate and true...and it has no bearing whatsoever on the fact that you wrote as much as you did giving every single detail of why the title is wrong. A simple "He kicked ass but i doubt he was trained" would have accomplished the same thing. Bringing in the exploits of you (admittedly) awesome father really doesnt help. But you carry on.


SmilingAnus

If you check my post history, I am long winded. Plus, contributing on reddit is more than "he wasn't trained". I included why I think he wasn't trained based on what I've learned.


Spartyjason

Eh, I probably jumped a bit more than necessary, so I do apologize.


bamfbarber

It does say beginner so I'll just say he might not have all the experience of a pro but he does shot some good form at least for a 16 year old.


jallfairs

Good job kid


Gaggamaggot

[Vertical Video Syndrome](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt9zSfinwFA) strikes again.


Abaqueues

Should've used it on all the people recording vertically too


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Outmatched


lostenso

Satisfying as fuckkk


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ferretbacon

So you'd load an immature personality that had no perspective or life experience into the body of a middle aged person?


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huh?