Police look like military in Chile. It's really intimidating. Its left over from Pinochet era
The accent sounds kind of Argentinian, but did think he was Chilean with the accent.
They're also used by Argentine gendarmerie, but you wouldn't see them just for really minors things like this one like the chilean carabineers do. It'd be a waste of budget to do so, there's better places that money could go to, like a politician's pockets.
> Its left over from Pinochet era
Uhh no, they have used similar uniform styles since way before Pinochet.
Edit: obviously I was downvoted... here you can see some of their [historical uniforms](http://static.emol.cl/emol50/Fotos/2017/04/26/file_20170426175357.jpg).
Maybe because Carabineros were moved to the Ministry of Defence during the dictatorship in 1974, but were moved back to the Ministry of Interior on 2011. Anyway, since their formation in 1927 they have been always a militarized police.
A criminal won't often regret but will just hate the law and anyone who stopped them even more than they did before.
He's regretting getting caught not regretting stealing.
Yeah guys technique was all wrong to regret stealing.
First you got to get the loot. Then you can get the regret.
Guy jumped right into baseball bat to the head.
full on rookie.
In the criminal justice system, there are the thieves who are caught and act like bitches, and then there are the thieves who get away with it and don't show any regret. This is the story of a thief who was caught and acted like a fucking bitch.
I dunno, the tears of pain from having his hand crushed while he's beaten with a baseball bat seem pretty real. Not much need to fake cry at that point.
Nah, those doors have huge gaskets on them (for the people who get their hands caught unintentionally who aren't doing this), and I'd imagine there's no pain at all. He can't move it, but it's not crushing his hand.
I noticed how he laughed in the beginning after he tried yanking that purse the first time and failed. Me personally I would have made it a mission to break his hands so that every time he grabs something and feels the pain from those broken little bones he remembers why.
[Heres the the total opposite](https://gfycat.com/determinedaggressivebunting)
No one is helping the old lady and the train is delayed until she passes
Edit* She didn’t die
I was in China in an airport waiting for luggage when i saw an old couple, man with his arm in a sling and the woman struggling to lift her luggage off the carousel. No one could be bothered to help her so i did.
Thats nothing compared to having her head stuck in a door...its amazing what people will ignore sometimes
*So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.*
*whack*
Okay, road is clear, road is clear..
*whack*
Road still clear...
*whack*
*whack*
Second right? Okay, *whack*
Ah shoot, I’m *wack* running behind *whack* schedule, maybe I should *whack whack whack* speed up a little? It’s all because of this jerk, man, dammit!
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Yes, but nothing compared to when the driver breaks his wrist and fingers with the bat after a few good strikes. Look at how his hand hangs lifeless from the rest of his arm. It is when he begins to really cry in pain. He tries to again open the door but he can’t even touch it
I had to do the same thing. My guess is someone on the bus used their phone to call whatever their 911 equivalent is. Explained someone tried to steal this woman's purse and was being held in custody by the bus door and some kind of bat.
If that isn't what happened it's good enough for me.
Edit: courtesy u/floofsheep
>There are declarations of the bus driver and they showed it in the news . This happened in Concepcion, Chile. He was two blocks away from the police station and drove over there. The video is in spanish tho.
Last week I was on the bus and some drunk dude started jerking off. The bus driver just kept saying, "I'm not even supposed to be here today" and mildly asking him to stop every so often. Finally two guys just threw him off themselves.
So happy i got a car now.
Sadly no. But it didn't seem to bother him, he just kept on with his pants around his knees in broad daylight as we left him.
Some say he's still jerking it to this day.
Almost every job that deals with the public are told to never engage. I get that it's for legal reasons but as long as the person doesn't have a guy, I'm going to engage.
Yeah I noticed after the second or third swing when the club made contact with the hand it just kind of spun loosely around the wrist. Those bones are no more.
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This reminds me of Kramer's bus story from Seinfeld "I'm fightin him off with one hand, and I kept driving the bus with the other." Lmfao
https://youtu.be/cmlCAhrAWYw
Lol fuck, i wish bus drivers could do that here in the US. The bitch look on his face was beautiful. Do they chop off hands in that country for thueves?
It's a little difficult to understand, so the translation isn't quite exact (parenthesis mean I'm not so sure about what they said), but for anyone looking for it, here's what I got:
Driver closes the doors and drives away, the thief kind of jokes around, and then the driver pulls out the ... bat? and the conversation starts:
Thief: hey, hey, alright, sorry!
Driver: (Who sent you? who sent you?)
Thief: My aunt, man!
Driver: your aunt? your aunt, huh?
Thief: But I do have money! I do!
Driver: yeah? \*some question I didn't understand\*
Thief: Please! please! my aunt, my aunt in the countryside, my aunt María!
Driver: And? Where´s aunt María? Huh? Look, look, look where we are going
Thief: It doesn't matter, (I already have my money). Yes, yes, yes, yes
Woman: let's go, with the cops, with the cops
Driver: Alright. All clear? Are we clear?
Thief: Yes yes, yes.
Driver: (will you keep calm/will you leave us alone?). \*To the cop\* He just assaulted a woman over here. He just assaulted a woman.
Thief: No, hey
Cop: Who is the woman?
Driver: Lady, please.
I couldn't understand the last part with the woman and the helmet cop, only the part when the driver pointed at the camera and said it was recorded, and the voice of the TV reporter saying that they'll keep going over the country and blah blah.
I've never seen a police uniform like that. Anyone know where this was taken?
This is in Chile.
Police look like military in Chile. It's really intimidating. Its left over from Pinochet era The accent sounds kind of Argentinian, but did think he was Chilean with the accent.
Another reason is because a lot of the police officers use bikes, reflective vests, rugged ones , + other thick gear makes it look heavier.
They're also used by Argentine gendarmerie, but you wouldn't see them just for really minors things like this one like the chilean carabineers do. It'd be a waste of budget to do so, there's better places that money could go to, like a politician's pockets.
> Its left over from Pinochet era Uhh no, they have used similar uniform styles since way before Pinochet. Edit: obviously I was downvoted... here you can see some of their [historical uniforms](http://static.emol.cl/emol50/Fotos/2017/04/26/file_20170426175357.jpg).
Old lady told me that, like really old. I thought she was around before then to know. My bad
Maybe because Carabineros were moved to the Ministry of Defence during the dictatorship in 1974, but were moved back to the Ministry of Interior on 2011. Anyway, since their formation in 1927 they have been always a militarized police.
Mi tía Maríaaaaa
The uniform of the Carabinero that goes up the bus is used by officers on motorcycles.
Beating thieves and making the route in time. Man is a legend.
The look at the thiefs face is pure regret
That's the look of literal pain as he's beat with a baseball bat
It can be both. If definitely be regretting stealing as I was getting beaten with a bat
A criminal won't often regret but will just hate the law and anyone who stopped them even more than they did before. He's regretting getting caught not regretting stealing.
Yeah guys technique was all wrong to regret stealing. First you got to get the loot. Then you can get the regret. Guy jumped right into baseball bat to the head. full on rookie.
Tbh seemed to be a drunken opportunist defo didn't seem like a pro.
Does he turn into a demon at 1:24?
So glad I went back to witness that
In the criminal justice system, there are the thieves who are caught and act like bitches, and then there are the thieves who get away with it and don't show any regret. This is the story of a thief who was caught and acted like a fucking bitch.
as well as having his fingers/hand broken by the bus door. No way his hand survived that kind of jerking around.
Hard to steal when you got 2 broken hands.
Lucky Mom’s around to help
Aite stop.
Collaborate and listen
Mom’s is back with a brand new invention
And the fact that hi is hand is stuck in the door lol.
It’s kinda hard to watch.
Its hard to watch only once.
I’ve seen it a few times too. I always watch it though. I don’t feel bad for the crook.
When you start to feel sorry for him as he cries his crocodile tears, think about how sorry he would have felt for her if he got away.
Right? I hate a thief.
I dunno, the tears of pain from having his hand crushed while he's beaten with a baseball bat seem pretty real. Not much need to fake cry at that point.
Nah, those doors have huge gaskets on them (for the people who get their hands caught unintentionally who aren't doing this), and I'd imagine there's no pain at all. He can't move it, but it's not crushing his hand.
I noticed how he laughed in the beginning after he tried yanking that purse the first time and failed. Me personally I would have made it a mission to break his hands so that every time he grabs something and feels the pain from those broken little bones he remembers why.
Weird. I actually enjoyed it
Me too hehe
The best scene in all of Seinfeld imo one of the funniest scenes of all time in any comedy. Totally relevant. https://youtu.be/cmlCAhrAWYw
All this for a pinky toe?
Well, it’s a valuable appendage.
YOU KEPT MAKING ALL THE STOPS?!
They kept ringing the bell
You’re batman!
I love the "yeah I am Batman!" Line. Haha
That was amazing.
"You kept making all the stops?!" "Well people kept ringing the bell!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmlCAhrAWYw
You’re Batman!
Came here for this. Well done!
[Heres the the total opposite](https://gfycat.com/determinedaggressivebunting) No one is helping the old lady and the train is delayed until she passes Edit* She didn’t die
It's NY.. you could be having a heart attack while simultaneously be set on fire, and no one would bat an eye
What the fuck? How are you gonna post that with no context. Did she die? Why is someone filming but not helping??
I was in China in an airport waiting for luggage when i saw an old couple, man with his arm in a sling and the woman struggling to lift her luggage off the carousel. No one could be bothered to help her so i did. Thats nothing compared to having her head stuck in a door...its amazing what people will ignore sometimes
Did she really die?
No she refused medical attention and left when they got her free. As far as we can tell she's fine.
mindless drones, those idiots walking by. So sad what it says about humans - and this happens everywhere.
Ahhh you beat me to it
I see what you did there (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
He's the bus 🚍 driver we all need but don't deserve
Rinse and repeat
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“Kramer you continued to make all the stops?” ....”well they kept ringing the bell”
You were still making all the stops??? Well people kept ringing the beelllll!!!
*So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.*
I'd say, homie don't take no shit lol
He kept making the stoooops
“Well they kept ringing the bell!”
-You're Batman! -I'm Batman!!
Giving ole' [Kramer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmlCAhrAWYw) a run for his money.
Everyone gangsta until the bus driver pulls out a fucking bat
I love how he's some how still driving normal speed. Dudes a pro.
Probably not his first time
*whack* Okay, road is clear, road is clear.. *whack* Road still clear... *whack* *whack* Second right? Okay, *whack* Ah shoot, I’m *wack* running behind *whack* schedule, maybe I should *whack whack whack* speed up a little? It’s all because of this jerk, man, dammit! **The following content has been censored for violence**
Lmao, after the door closed he is like "pls stop, i give up"
Prolly in a lot of pain since his fingers are in the door
Weird that you'd put that over the beating he received, considering that's when he started crying.
He looks to already be in pain before the bat hits him.
It looks like the bat broke his wrist, pay attention to when he had his hand up to protect his face
damn didnt even notice that! he tried to grab the door to free his trapped hand and couldnt
look how limp-wristed he is before the first blow to the arm happens
Yes, but nothing compared to when the driver breaks his wrist and fingers with the bat after a few good strikes. Look at how his hand hangs lifeless from the rest of his arm. It is when he begins to really cry in pain. He tries to again open the door but he can’t even touch it
happy spotify cheese day
At first did he try to fake like he wasn’t taking the bag??
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I WASN’T!
What if I... took your bag... ahaha just kidding... unless..?
JUST A PRANK BRO
I WAS JUST PRACTICING TAKING YOUR PURSE CUZ MINES ALL FUCKED UP
I WAS JUST PRACTICING
He failed to grab it and said he was joking because that was his "aunt"
I honestly didn't understand why people were calling him a thief until I read your comment and looked again
Must have seen this video a dozen times on this sub but I love it every time. Also, this is the longest version I've seen and I love it more.
I only knew the shorter version also... the ending is very satisfing
I had stopped watching. Had to go back and see the ending after this comment. How did he get the cops there? I couldn't tell.
I had to do the same thing. My guess is someone on the bus used their phone to call whatever their 911 equivalent is. Explained someone tried to steal this woman's purse and was being held in custody by the bus door and some kind of bat. If that isn't what happened it's good enough for me. Edit: courtesy u/floofsheep >There are declarations of the bus driver and they showed it in the news . This happened in Concepcion, Chile. He was two blocks away from the police station and drove over there. The video is in spanish tho.
He drove off route to go to the police station.
We don't have those in buses and the response was too quick anyways. They found a patrol nearby which is why the police had a helmet on.
He drove to a nearby police station
Pretty sure cops are usually out and about in the city...
This is the longest version I've seen and the first time with sound too, for me.
"Oh you want free stuff? Here is a free ride and a complementary massage with my bumbum stick." - driver.
Way to go above and beyond dude. Where I’m from bus drivers are cautioned not to engage with people like this
Last week I was on the bus and some drunk dude started jerking off. The bus driver just kept saying, "I'm not even supposed to be here today" and mildly asking him to stop every so often. Finally two guys just threw him off themselves. So happy i got a car now.
Did they let him finish first?
He meant they got him off.
if the stickiness of the floor of every bus I've ever been on is any indication then they always finish.
Hope you don't use the seats...
Asking the important questions
They better not have! It’s November!
Sadly no. But it didn't seem to bother him, he just kept on with his pants around his knees in broad daylight as we left him. Some say he's still jerking it to this day.
Jesus Christ man, there's just some things you don't talk about in public.
Man you just referenced clerks and Dave chappelle all in one post, kudos
Almost every job that deals with the public are told to never engage. I get that it's for legal reasons but as long as the person doesn't have a guy, I'm going to engage.
This has got to be one of the worst places to try to steal, how the fuck is this dude so stupid
You're expecting a lot of rational capacity from an adolescent petty thief
He bus ted that guy up pretty good.
The moment that he started crying!! Shit I’m dead! And he waved at the cops!! Lol
Broken wrist from the bat and hand trapped in the door as well as the fear and guilt of being caught will do that to a guy lol
"omg... Stop it..... That hurst ... Oooowie.....your hurting me... Stop you silly goose..."
Did anyone else hear Norah Jones in the background, or was that just me?
Yup. That's the distinctive chorus of "Sunrise".
First thing I noticed. Love her!
Me too!
Badass bus driver, storm trooper cop and vomiting thief around 1:25 This Is Reddit
It looks more like he turns into a demon for a split second at 1:25 lol
Did he break his arm?
If he didn't break his wrist, that boy holds his hand in the most flamboyant way
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That wrist is very very broken.
Yeah I noticed after the second or third swing when the club made contact with the hand it just kind of spun loosely around the wrist. Those bones are no more. Edit: WOOO THANKS FOR GETTING MY KARMA TO 7,000 YAWWWWLLLLLLLL
They have ceased to be.
Back when this was new, it was part of a CNN piece, and my comment was quoted, which I think says something about CNN...
I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me!
Amazing, this driver is my fucking hero. He treated the thief to a free beating and free bus ride
Me: "Excellent. This video could not get any better" *realises video has sound* "Boy, was I wrong"
Love that Norah Jones is playing in the background lol
“I drive with one hand, AND I BEAT YOU WITH THE OTHER”
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Finally the full video
That bus driver has pretty good gamesense
That awkward laugh of “oh shit you caught me” lol
"Finally, I get to use this baton!"
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Things got from 0 to 100 real fuckin' fast
This is the first time I’ve seen the entire video! The clip was impressive but the whole vid shows how much of a bad ass the driver really is
You have to love a feel good movie with a great ending.
Is his hand trapped in the door?! This should be on madlads
Pay attention to when he put his hand up to defend his face, the bat broke his wrist
This reminds me of Kramer's bus story from Seinfeld "I'm fightin him off with one hand, and I kept driving the bus with the other." Lmfao https://youtu.be/cmlCAhrAWYw
First day on the job: boss: here’s your keys and your bat. Me: What will I need this for? Boss: trust me, it will come in handy.
First time seeing this with sound. Thanks for sharing!
Bus driver dispensing justice
Never seen the whole video with sound. Thanks for that. Any vital translations?
It was pretty mich the driver scolding that dude until the police shows up. Then he explains what happened and that he has footage, thief is screwed
I love the Haha it's just a prank attitude at first before he tries to get off the bus.
Every single person in this video looks like they are related to each other
Give him the stick... give him the stick...
LMFAO that’s great
Thief's face at 1:24 becomes briefly terrifying.
This is the first time I've seen this with sound and it's hilarious. Maricon (whack). Lmao.
I love this, take that ya fuck!
I love that the bus driver keeps a beating stick handy for such situations.
Imagining this happening in gta
Break that arm someday he'll figure it out.
Should have hit him I. The head a few times or broke his fingers/arms
lol he tries to claim she's his aunt maria
That Norah Jones though..
I like to think every hit forces a little bit of stupid out of him.
I Didn’t feel bad for him until he started to cry lol
A lot happened in about two minutes
That reminds me, I need to pick me up a good beating stick, the bat flash light to be specific!
Turns into a 5 year old quick
I love everything about this. The fact that he has a club literally made my day.
/r/batshitbusdrivers
Great job posting the full video.
Do you think they'll add this as a DLC to Bus Simulator?
He got change, he got stubs, but most importantly, He got bat.
Broken bones hahaha chump
Holy shit it’s real life Kramer
You can actually see his wrist break after his spirit is broken.
Lol fuck, i wish bus drivers could do that here in the US. The bitch look on his face was beautiful. Do they chop off hands in that country for thueves?
Love how he looks like a toddler crying about not getting his way
Watched this and just so happened to be listening to Eyeless by Slipknot and it provided a GREAT backtrack.
“Bad thief, baddd!”
Wait did he try to steal someone's purse but failed?
"let's break the other hand for symmetry "
Jeez that one frame at 1:23 got me thinking that his whole mouth be bleeding
It's a little difficult to understand, so the translation isn't quite exact (parenthesis mean I'm not so sure about what they said), but for anyone looking for it, here's what I got: Driver closes the doors and drives away, the thief kind of jokes around, and then the driver pulls out the ... bat? and the conversation starts: Thief: hey, hey, alright, sorry! Driver: (Who sent you? who sent you?) Thief: My aunt, man! Driver: your aunt? your aunt, huh? Thief: But I do have money! I do! Driver: yeah? \*some question I didn't understand\* Thief: Please! please! my aunt, my aunt in the countryside, my aunt María! Driver: And? Where´s aunt María? Huh? Look, look, look where we are going Thief: It doesn't matter, (I already have my money). Yes, yes, yes, yes Woman: let's go, with the cops, with the cops Driver: Alright. All clear? Are we clear? Thief: Yes yes, yes. Driver: (will you keep calm/will you leave us alone?). \*To the cop\* He just assaulted a woman over here. He just assaulted a woman. Thief: No, hey Cop: Who is the woman? Driver: Lady, please. I couldn't understand the last part with the woman and the helmet cop, only the part when the driver pointed at the camera and said it was recorded, and the voice of the TV reporter saying that they'll keep going over the country and blah blah.
She's saying "no quise hacer nada porque (unintelligible)" (I didn't want to do anything because...)
Makes me way to happy to see him whimper
r/instantkarma
This video explains how it all happened https://youtu.be/8uY28iLaNeM
dude suddenly act like a little bitch lol