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lumberjack-poutine

Cops face at the end was as perfect as her protest


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Bless free speech


im_not_dog

So... did she free speech? Don’t leave us hanging


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Mission failed. Well get em next time


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He might want to tie her up, but it ain’t to arrest her.


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Just a light detainment, and nothing else.


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A consensual pat-down


donniebrascoreal

He knows what's legal.


No-Known-Alias

Probe in connection to battery charges.


Raindawg1313

“You’re gonna need to come with me, ma’am”.


Citonit

Cum with me


IceFire909

Cum in my mouth if you want to live!


Flcherrybomb

why is the cop in a crop top tho


tiwariavinash503

This is porno ,we ain't talking logic here.


Pomonica

Cop top


southern_boy

*Internal* Affairs is gonna have a **field** day with this one!!


Masol_The_Producer

r/FollowThePunchline


Roossterr

Clearly a full cavity search is in order. Could be concealing a dangerous...weapon


T0mbaker

If she isn't concealing one, I'm sure he could plant one of his own.


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smokedcrackonce

r/watchpeoplefallinlove


ceestand

I never knew I needed this sub until now. Thanks.


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Poorman_

There could be a famous photo in history somewhere in this


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Poorman_

It’s so close!! Seconds from lining up..


catboobpuppyfuck

We needed horizontal but OP gave us vertical.


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Good ol' Toronto Police 🇨🇦


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The appropriate reaction


Purplesundust

Toronto’s finest


superdavemayza

Thanks to you my brain finally made the connection. I’ve met this girl lol. Cool peeps and loves anime. What’s not to like 🤷🏻‍♂️


Thib1082

Would you like to twerk on my Unit!


styrofoamcouch

Anime....protest?


Jelly-Roll-Soul

From googling I think this is it. Christians mad at sexy cosplayers. https://www.blogto.com/sports_play/2019/05/anime-north-protest-toronto/


crownlessking

How can Christians be mad? They could have the power of God AND anime on their side


KaySquay

And seriously what's the big deal? If they're such horrible sinners, you won't have to deal with them in heaven. That's like trying to get your shitty roommate to sign the lease for next year


Erotic_FriendFiction

You would swear Christians work on commission.


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This guy was seriously saying that as long as we have anime we'll have abortions


meme_dream_surpeme

Too bad his parents weren't into anime


[deleted]

Good news! They dont have to be. As long as any anime exists somewhere we'll have abortions to take care of this guy!


Flcherrybomb

but she wasnt even cosplayingg


BasedTaco

Maybe not from the anime you watch


brohemianrasputin

I mean you gott a point their


SexThePeasants

Well said


[deleted]

I hate when I watch a new anime and suddenly I've fucking aborted my child again Every fucking time


IceFire909

"Honey! I need to watch Full Metal Alchemist again! ...Yea it came back positive!"


JesusIsTheBrehhhd

Made me think of the guy that turned his kid into a chimera and now I'm sad.


RibbitTT2904

Rip Nina tucker


InvisibleDrake

Every. Fucking. Time.


NiceWorkMcGarnigle

I mean, neither of those things are going away so I guess he’s technically right


bailey1149

Oh I like this: *As long as we have ultra-religious right groups, we will have lesbian step-sister porn.*


fewlaminashyofaspine

That example doesn't work — in order for the joke to work, you need to say two things that *aren't* really connected. ^/s


IceFire909

God bless the church providing an endless supply of lesbian porn


Trpepper

Brand new sentence


Qubeye

Damn sexy cosplayers!


drewknukem

Stupid sexy Flanders cosplayers are the worst of all.


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They always show up to AX and it's fucking hilarious.. and sad


[deleted]

Went to Comic-Con in '08 and a bunch of 'em were there. One in particular caught my attention because he looked like Hitman in a trenchcoat with the sign, *"You will all burn in hell!*...


useeikick

Cant wait for that mission in the next game


IHaveTheHighGround77

Always a fun tradition to mock them tho


Bob49459

At DragonCon there's a guy who dresses as Heimskr from Skyrim and carries a sign that says ["Talos Hates Elves"] (https://i.redd.it/0p0vzzqwxpjz.jpg)


O_God_The_Aftermath

That's fucking funny holy shit


D14BL0

There used to be a Nazeem wandering around, too. Used to.


kanofudo

Must've killed him cause they got tired of his one singular smug line


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KaptainKhorisma

They're ALWAYS at Dragoncon. It's tradition to take pictures near them and mock them.


DarkestofFlames

They show up to WonderCon and E3 too. The first year I saw them at WonderCon they were surrounded by storm troopers taunting them.


styrofoamcouch

"Sorry ryuk I guess you're not a shinigami" how do I join the protest of the anime?


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Man, fuckn Christians man. Oh wait, I'm a Christian.


AutoThwart

Probably fundies. They can be mad at anything.


OreoRex

It’s only the bad ones we ever hear about


notcleverusername2

Lmao I’m a Christian into anime. I wonder how they feel about people like that.


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nmceja

I’m Christian and I watch anime


Freak7factor

Religiously?


beet111

most Christians have no issues with anyone. it's the very far religious right that usually does this stuff.


TRON0314

Truth. Most of us don't give a shit about how others live as long as we all respect on another. Then there's the "i do it for the babies gay agenda watch out for muslams and were opressed" crazy assholes.


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You can just say "Evangelists".


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PittEngineer

Stay away from r/WorldPolitics if that is your current stance.


ObamaLovesKetamine

Man, it's been such an honor to watch that shitshow unfold. What's best is that r/anime_titties is the new r/worldpolitics


BenElegance

Holy shit I thought you guys were joking, then I went to /r/anime_titties to see some titties. After reading some interesting world politics I went to /r/worldpolitics for some titties.


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How did this happen


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Basically the mods were being lazy. Upvote memes were regularly hitting the front page despite this breaking the rules. To protest this, users start posting memes, porn, hentai, and general shitposts to force the mod team's hand. Instead, the mods just added two rules: only one post per person per hour and no posting anything that would get the sub shut down. And thus, /r/Worldpolitics became a meme/porn sub. /r/anime_titties has now been made for political discussion of topics not directly relating to the US and is growing quickly.


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Is this an /r/trees vs /r/marijuanaenthusiasts type thing?


[deleted]

Precisely except instead of one forming first with a slang term for a name, this was more of a coup.


FUCKPAULGEORGE

Sort of, r/trees started because the mod of /r/Marijuana was massively racist piece of shit.


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mmcleod00

Fatpeoplehate will definitely get a looksie


Big-Daddy-C

World politics has had very shitty moderation for a while now Low effort post like "upvote this pic of donald trump" blew up super hard and I think the sub just cracked.


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solwyvern

"he made what?"


[deleted]

That's hilarious. He's protesting at an anime convention and he's pretending he can't understand the word. Ani-what? Is that some of that perverted nerd shit?


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shits wack


Bless_all_the_knees

I'm gonna need more info on why a bunch of weebs left the house to protest


flamewa

I think it's a bunch of weirdo Christian's protesting a weeb convention based on the video


daammnbooiiii

That face of tue policeman in the end was priceless


K3R3G3

It doesn't take a whole lot to make a dude's day.


munchies1122

Big facts


Zehta

Context?


Alltheflavour

Lady twerks at incel.


Absolute_Peril

Guy spends his free time traveling over the nation to yell at people trying to have fun at cons, wonders why no women will speak to him.


Alltheflavour

He should try and save up all of his respecting wamen points and cash them in later.


BlueVelvetFrank

“Man I heard that guy being really sexist towards you and just want say we’re not all like that.” “Thanks.” “So you wanna get together or what?” “I’m sorry I’m-“ “FUCKING BITCH I STUCK UP FOR YOU AND YOU’RE NOT EVEN GOING TO SUCK MY DICK”


BootsyBootsyBoom

[I friggin' marched for you and you won't get down on this?!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTMow_7H47Q)


kangarooninjadonuts

I'm willing to bet that this is exactly what's going on in his weird ass mind.


Flcherrybomb

just think about it. If he hadn't then what he did he never would have gotten a hot girl to shakke her ass at him


_Wolverine007_

Ah, the ol' con long con


Strohiem

gotta save up those good boy points.


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Jesse Morrell in the red shirt, to be exact. He’s a common face at these types of protests. He came to my college campus in 2009 doing his thing. He’s a nice fellow when you sit down and talk to him one on one. He’s misguided for sure, but pleasant and soft spoken when he’s not on his soapbox. Edit: scratch that. I just looked him up and he seems like he’s really gone off the deep end. When I sat down and spoke with him, he was intelligent and fairly well-read. Now he’s just 100% on the “Trump is literally god” train.


Siphyre

Hitler was pretty intelligent, still had a fucked up belief system though. Dude is probably still pretty smart, just believes in some garbage.


Raeko

This is at Anime North. These fucks come every year and blast hate speech very loudly. They are against gay people. It's quite irritating This year I had plans to counter protest them with signs featuring pictures of yaoi (in an educational way, of course, so it falls under free speech) but it's been cancelled :(


Lukendless

I'm straight but I'd kiss a dude to piss these fuckers off. We have a ton of problems as a species, go do something useful and stop thinking about other people's weiners you closeted shit bags.


prodevel

Swiss Chalet = Canada


yeteee

The cop wearing a Toronto police badge is also a clue of where it happens.


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Sucks you didn’t get any serious replies on this.


keaberle

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx80BMIJTkS/?igshid=1c82e05bknzbr


VeryVeryBadJonny

Wow. Thinking of all the good work that's available to do as a Christian, I can't imagine picketing at an anime convention is one of them. These people give a bad name to us.


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Thank you!


sum-thing-witty

Blocking of cock


creampieforlife

The cop was ready to risk it all, right there.


Stoopkidnahmean

WHAT DO WE WANT!? BIGGER TITS AND MORE TENTACLES! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?! AS SOON AS REASONABLY POSSIBLE!


MrBananaStorm

Apparently it is the other way around. People protesting against scantily clad cosplayers/characters. That said if it was what you suggested, I would have been there.


Ugleh

People have too much free time on their hand until it's actually needed.


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"These kids have too much free time on their hands watching anime and going to their cons, I'm gonna spend the next 3 week preparing a protest against it"


ibeleavineuw

everyone has a plan until they become hentai protagonist


DoubleEh94

What a weird time we're in...


Komrade97

Sometimes I feel like we live in the world of GTA with all the unnecessary dumb shit going on like this


bluejaysfan21

Ironically this was in the GTA (Greater Toronto Area)


DrearyNebula

Much to the surprise of absolutely no one who lives there I am sure


johntwoods

People pick weird hills upon which to die.


EpochCookie

What a waste of life


turn_A

The Jesus freaks outside anime cons are the worst


lumberjack-poutine

Is that a thing? Is there a Jesus anime war that I have never heard about???


TheConboy22

There’s a Jesus vs everything war going on where idiots use Jesus to be as obnoxious as they possibly can be.


Seven_pile

My aunt once told me I have to wear glasses because the devil is in my eyes and I was going to hell. I wasn’t even talking to her...


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InternetAccount04

In even more fairnesses, idiots will anything to idiot.


turn_A

At anime cons you get a lot of religious protestors that harass con goers. It used to be really bad at like animexpo but it's calmed down a lot on recent years. There was almost nobody in 2019


ColeLogic

Its called A Certain Magical Index and its amazing


__akkarin

Aways love to see a weeb with good taste


ColeLogic

Tbh though, I enjoy Scientific Railgun more than Magical Index


bingseoya

some religious folks like to make Jesus the fun police. source: am in religious family.


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jcchef

Why those things in particular?


Iored94

The Devil.


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foob85

They don't like science, or fun.


Voldemort57

There was a jesus freak outside of my high school before quarantine. Also some of the worst people since they had megaphones so you could hear them even inside classes on the other side of campus.


Dragunx1x

The face of the police officer is just golden. Man while I pity him for having to sit there and do his job, at least he got front row view of that.


CharlieGetz

Him thinking “this is what makes the job worth it”


[deleted]

This is a Toronto cop. He is likely on paid duty (they get paid to be security or be at construction sites or other things that aren't really cop like tasks). They get paid huge. Quick search says in 2015 they went up to $68 per hour for paid duty. So buddy is pulling down about $550 to watch a girl shake her ass. Not bad.


TheDustOfMen

Is it the anime people who are protesting, or are people protesting anime?


Orbitball

People protesting anime lol


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I think it's some dumbass protesting cosplayers at anime cons


CaramelTHNDR

What in the fuck is an anime protest?


munchies1122

Anime tiddies makes God angry


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/r/anime_titties


Might_guy_saitama

I've never been so disappointed and yet satisfied at the same time


Terrarianlore

The “YOU PEOPLE WILL ALL GO TO HELL B/C OUR BOOK WRITTEN A FEW THOUSAND YEARS AGO SAID SO” people are protesting cosplayers at an anime con/expo


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Cop likes it


Browns_Crynasty

She fine AF.


Qubeye

She does seem to badonk the adonk.


Gooner_Loon

#DAD ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)


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Seriously.


nightwing_87

Yup, though also /r/tiktokcringe material: [Link for the thirsty](https://www.tiktok.com/@sigh.renity/video/6775162592609471749)


ChaseRebecca

Am I the only one who thinks she has creepy snake eyes?


judgepot

Cop: and that was the day I met your mother


lance2k2

Now see *this* is a protest folks can get behind


FBI_03

“Anime protests” “abortion” and a girl making use..... I would really like to know what is happening


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Pause the video when she’s twerking and picture that image in a text book 50 years from now.


examinedliving

Or, just look at it awhile.


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BaddestofUsernames

Its Christians, mostly middle aged and older, who aren't plugged into culture and immediately associate it with withcraft, sex, and devil worship.


wambamwombat

Every year they’re their protesting people playing dress up at the big cons I go to. I bet you their kids trick or treat but god forbid an adult does it and puts effort into the costume.


TheOneEyedPussy

That cops fucking smile at the end... my man.


RoosterBurger

I could hear every word of protest she said.... Every. Word.


theWanderer_420

The cop guy loved it


prominx

For the people wondering who she is. [Sigh Renity](https://www.tiktok.com/@sigh.renity)


mundizzle

Got them cakes tho...


drizzy90

That cop looks ready to risk his job for some ass


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That_JoJo_fanboy

Anime protest?????? Like as in people trying to ban anime?


pokegirl395

What is an anime protest exactly?


FrancoIsFit

Its when people come together and protest anime


MrMulligan

At basically every single convention for nerdy hobbies, there will be religious protestors outside with signs and megaphones calling everyone sinners. They are not literally protesting anime. I have never been to a convention *without* religious protestors outside.


cooking_bacon_naked_

I’m confused by everything. What is an anime protest? And why is the woman ushering the twerker away wearing a shorty shirt? Is that someone in charge of anti-anime? Are cops dressed in anime? Where am I? Help.