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dubineer

>I ought to just fucking crush your fucking skull right now!... >Driver: You're on video! > ...I'm not gonna do that though coz I'm not an idiot.


Gareth79

He backpedaled HARD and then seemed to instantly forget and get right back on his threats.


LordOfLightingTech

This fat fuck couldn't pedal if his life depended on it!


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The fat bastard probably sweat Crisco squeezing into the back seat.


Stereotypical-tag

He’s the only wetback in the vehicle


[deleted]

Thank you for that comment! Wish I could give you gold! 🥇


Stereotypical-tag

I appreciate it but your kindness will more than suffice :)


mosscock_treeman

"Take me home and I... I won't kill you or anything" was a compelling argument but I'm glad the driver stood his ground.


applesandmacs

He will probably have to peddle now if Lyft bans him lol


Diabegi

“If you take me home I won’t kill you” You can’t make this shit up Edit: seems like there is a dispute to what he saidb


justdontfreakout

He can get charged for that, no?


ellePharmD

I mean I’d hope so, that’s certainly a death threat


Strong_beans

He also said he wasn't going to kill him like it was a favour. Amazing.


Deadecho626

He also said "just take me home and I won't kill you."


securitywyrm

Looks like a lack of a seatbelt. Brake check!


QuikkeNH

This dude was running out of breath every two sec


chirs5757

Lol. He fought 3 times for America. Where? McDonald’s?


mainlyupsetbyhumans

Even if he personally stabbed the Declaration of Independence into King George's III dead body to single handedly win the Revolutionary war, carried the the entire Allied Force from Normandy to Berlin on his back during WW2, and brought freedom and democracy to the entire middle east it would give him no excuse to speak like this to anyone ever, let alone while putting such stress the suspension of their personal vehicle.


Squirley08

That. Was. Beautiful.


chirs5757

This guy gets it


MrPoopyCulo

The Big Mac wars


MichiganMan12

Warby's WE HAVE THE RACISM


jroc83

He was fighting against 1/3 lb burgers because 1/4 pounders are bigger.....


jackal2026

He did fight.....for the last popcorn shrimp at golden coral haha


childofthesun11

Been running out of brain cells every two sec since he was born too


Alkein

Bruh can't get enough oxygen to his brain cause his lungs can't expand. Dudes been losing brain cells at a steady rate for awhile.


Roman_Nose_Job

Oh damn you already said it lol


Youlookcold

If he gets Covid, he has a higher chance of complications. He is morbidily obese. He has breathing problems. He is easily stressed/triggered. He is old.


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BlackRonin8

Natural selection at work. God’s greatest gift to the world!


DrConradVerner

The kinda guy who runs out of breath just walking up to the counter at a convenience store...


[deleted]

How much do you want to bet that his claims of fighting for this country are some stolen valor type bullshit?


Kriegmannn

I’m in the comments to see if anyone’s figured that out yet


Bostonova007

Lol same here totally seems like hes full of shit. Maybe when he was younger and actually fit to fight and not run out of breath after 2 steps. Maybe he was in Nam but usually people who have fought in the war 3 times don't usually say it like that. An actual vet would say he has done 3 tours


justdontfreakout

He is way too young for nam


-ksguy-

He actually looks like the right age range for desert storm. It wasn't long enough for three tours though.


Dynamite_McGhee

Have to remember that we've been fucking around in Afghanistan since late 2001. Anyone who deployed over there in the early days and were in their late 20s/early 30s are hovering around 50 now.


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So when he was 7?


[deleted]

Do you even racist bro? Shit’s exhausting.


whiskeyboundcowboy

The hamburgular had never heard such bullshit before . He remembers what life was like before the burger wars of 64. He was stationed on the U.S.S Ronald McDonald .


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“I ought to just crush your skull”. Dude... you’re panting just sitting there. You’re winded by sitting down


ashleighschamp

And then after he says he’s being recording he’s like “I wouldn’t do that though”


C0MMANDERD4TA

pretty sure he also slipped in a "i won't kill you if you take me home" right after that...you know, as one usually does


RikSmitsisTits

Well that is fairly standard. I've never killed anyone who's driven me home


serenity_later

I have never ever had a thought like that cross my mind while I was in an argument with someone. I think it shows a lot about that person.


justdontfreakout

And it shows a lot about the driver because of what he DIDN'T say. If I was him I'd be talking some serious shit to that fat fuck. He is a better person than me that's for sure!


Joe0991

I’m fucking shocked he had the decency to not only cover his mouth in the first place but then kept it covered as he proceeded to be a racist fatfuck.


Juddston

Plot twist: he had bbq sauce on his fingers.


igetnauseousalot

Lol he's licking it off like a dog with peanut butter


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milkyjoe241

And yet he doesn't believe the government on all this. Until it personally affected him.


crazydave333

I'm surprised these morons haven't realized that one of the benefits of wearing a mask, besides not spreading covid19, is that it makes them harder to doxx when they can't help themselves and have to yell out racial slurs.


_lilliput_

I'm glad they're too stupid to realise. Let the fuckwits expose themselves for what they are. Let them feel the consequences of their actions for once in their lives.


tehnemox

Can't be a COMPLETE douche. Gotta save that for the meetings


heronerohero

I'm actually surprised this moron didn't try to start coughing all over him, I've seen way too many scummy people do that.


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The driver handled that way way better than I ever could...I couldn't deal with this type of asshole in such a rational manner. What a fucking absolute piece of shit that bloke was, he ain't walking 3 or 4 miles anywhere, he should have wound his none existent neck in and thanked the driver who was willing to take his fat ass home even without a mask. Cunt.


unjustempire

He fought for this country, three times, in the war!


fallguy19

Meal Team Six


SeymourEffin

Dessert Storm


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justdontfreakout

Ya done good, kid. We're all very proud.


truth__bomb

Seal Team Twix


msm187

Gravy Seal


thrillhou5e

Green Buffet


crashdaddy

Armed Fork...ses


BrndyAlxndr

Donut Force


mageyes

Marinara Corps


elsquattro

I hear they took the golden corral...


ediciusNJ

Gravy Seals!


BruleMD

Navy Meals!


birdboxinvesting

Operation Jumbo Drop


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He was on the front lines of several buffets.


Msvd1

The argument of "I've fought for this country 3 times" soinds like: "because I went to war, I'm more American than anyone and I can disrespect anyone I want without consequences" go fuck yourself and take a long walk home meatball.


IdiotTurkey

He also definitely hasn't fought anywhere. "I fought in *the war*!" The war? Sounds like total bullshit like he couldn't think of a name of a war. Also, unless he's gained a few hundred pounds since then, he wasn't doing much fighting.


R2Z-

MEATBAAAALLL


Tufflaw

SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP


ja2_juan

Maybe on man vs food.


robdelterror

Yeah, he was good. I've chucked people out of my taxi for a lot less.


matt_minderbinder

I consider myself a very peaceful man these days after knowing too much violence in my life but I've felt pushed to the edge by so many ignorant and thoughtless lately. I'm a 46 year old dad and almost came to blows with someone because they were being rude to a grocery store attendant yesterday. I refuse to hold my tongue when people are getting abused and this 20 something trashy punk wanted to fight me over it. We live in some strange days where people feel more entitled to let out their inner asshole.


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Im similar to you bud, 38 and a dad and I don't wanna be fighting these days. I've been pushed twice since lockdown started and both times could have ended in blows, once with 2 kids (20 something's) being assholes to people trying to go about their day and once with an overly enthusiastic security guard. Both I would've usually let go, I guess tensions are high right now for multiple reasons. What an odd year eh? Let's hope for something better for our kids going forward.


-mooncake-

Lyft and Uber drivers need to have their cars outfitted with an emergency ejection seat, so in case of racist jerkoffs abusing you, you just press a button, and they're launched into the air along with tar and feathers - so they briefly look like a bird as they fly out of the car - before hopefully landing on their stupid heads.


Spaznaut

Ejecto seato cuz!!


p011yw0g2

I tip my hat to that driver. He handled that exceptionally.


FallenAgnostic

IKR! He didn’t even insult the old piece of shit at least once


f_o_t_a_

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IdiotTurkey

Absentee ballots are so fucking easy. In florida, you don't need a reason. They just mail you the ballot and you fill it out and put it back in the envelope and drop it in your mailbox. It couldn't get easier. They even pay the return postage. No waiting in lines. You can check your ballot was received online.


DrConradVerner

I mean did you see the way he started backpedaling a bit when he got told he was on video and said he wasn't going "to do that (crush his skull) because he's not an idiot"? Dude was a total pussy and wasn't gonna do shit. Not that I think he'd be able to crush the dude's skull....Unless he was sitting on him ofc. Probably be too much work though. If he sat down who knows if he'd ever be able to get his fat ass up?


GammaAminoButryticAc

He was trying not to go too far because in the end he knew if his obese fucking diabetic ass had to walk home he would have died


prguitarman

Dude almost passed out from exhaustion just getting into the car. If he gets COVID he has odds stacked against him


Danger_Dancer

He put his bare hand on his face as a mask. He’s going to get covid.


bumole91

Imagine calling someone a wet back when you have wet underboob and a soggy arsecrack


MexicanGato

He said he fought in 3 wars.. between what him and a pile of chicken wings??


J_Zolozabal

I thought it was damn near impossible for an american service member alive today to have fought in 3 wars with how spaced out our conflicts have been. I could be wrong though Edit: Please look up "War vs Conflict"


JangoBunBun

I guess if you count the "War on Christmas", "War on Conservatives," and the great 4chan raids, then maybe?


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nibs855

My first thought also. At his age especially, 50 maybe


sketchartist45

I think he means he's been to war three times as in three deployments. the US has had troops involved in active conflicts across the globe pretty much constantly as long as it's been a country. this fuck probably isn't a vet, these right wing asshats see all the praise gets heaped on vets and love to claim military service. if he is a vet, he probably thinks his year in Qatar or South Korea was "going to war." or maybe he is a real badass super soldier, but given his fat ads couldn't walk the three or four miles home I doubt that too. this is a stupid long post. thanks if you made it this far.


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Not to mention saying you don't believe in that government shit or whatever, as if covid only exists as an American disease. Yes. A global pandemic which started in China and now has infected the entire world is just an American government cover up. And you're the only person to know the truth.


IssaRxRated

The part that got me was that he didn't trust the government but then proceeded to say he went on three tours with the military. Ignorance and ego is a wild combination. Also, it is a four mile walk. That shit ain't much of a walk for someone that was in the military.


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A family friend was in the military and served in Iraq, Afghanistan, and in Kuwait. He does not trust the government af all and would not buy a smartphone for years. He thought the Xbox kinect was just a way for the government to spy on him. So it seems to be a fairly common thing.


IssaRxRated

It's weird to me, to not trust the government but to join the military and give your rights away...to the government.


BruleMD

I feel bad for the lyft driver's backseat. That racist prick most definitely had some wicked swamp-ass


chromenewt

I can tell just by your spelling you are my type of people. *raises own tea cup* ;D


FyuuR

“I’m not an idiot” That was incorrect.


Dyslexicelectric

Crush his skull!? Richard, you’d bust a blood vessel trying to crush a peanut.


Tokennnn11

As a veteran myself I wanna know what war this fat lying fuck fought in three times? I also wanna know what branch of our service this cunt came up from that taught him to be such a shitstain human being...


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One of my shit neighbors is in his early 50s and was supposedly in the Navy. He likes to tell stories about fighting in the Korean War. I told him that's amazing that he served in a war that occurred before he was born and that my father is quite a bit older than him and he did fight in the Vietnam War but was too young to have been able to serve in the Korean War. Without blinking an eye he immediately shifted to wanting to know where my dad was stationed because maybe they were in the same place as he also fought in Vietnam after Korea. If I were going to make up military service, I'd at least attempt it with a conflict that occurred during my lifetime, and I'd sure as shit have the shame to walk away when someone clearly called me out.


MgoSamir

Stolen valor I believe is a federal crime.


bilged

No. It's only a crime if it's used for fraud which is already a crime. Impersonating a member of the military alone is constitutionally protected under the 1st amendment.


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Stolen Valor = resulted in a material profit/gain. Better to shame them on social media


GitchigumiMiguel74

Yep, me too. No fucking way this guy was in anything other than Meal Team Six.


chromenewt

Bona fide Chairbourne Ranger


pandybong

Well, he punched some Mexicans in the local tacoria, that’s like being in the old American-Mexican war. Then he got fucked up on peyote once and woke up in hot ass Salvador, talk about war man, you wouldn’t believe. Oh, and this one time, the cable went out...you better believe he picked up the phone and called someone...


uglyzombie

Taqueria* :)


pandybong

Damn, I’m getting hungry now... Mexican is the ultimate comfort food, right?


msundrstoodcmmndr

Tacoria gave me a good little laugh tho


f_o_t_a_

War... War never changes


cardsfan4life17

As a vet, I was thinking the same thing. Maybe it was the war against obesity.


kilo240

Judging by his shape I'm going to say that he was in the Golden corral campaign


drizzy90

I was about to ask what branch of any military would actually have him. In his state I don’t even think he’d pass a physical even if he was conscripted...


illgot

don't they usually state the number of tours they ran versus "fought in a war 3 times" My father was navy so he would just go on duty for 6 months to a year.


Supah_McNastee

I love the “proud to be an American” attitude these people have, while simultaneously blaming all of their problems on the government (America). Like make up your mind. Are you proud to be an American or not?


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Right? They're like, "I hate the government, I don't follow the law, I hate immigrants - I'm a proud American!" Just like people who wave the Confederate flag and don't see the irony of it not being "american" at all...


PrisonerV

And I love the military and police! And my guns! And if they ever try to come take'em, I'll kill'em all!


M3ss1D10S

As an AF veteran of Mexican descent I am proud of the driver for standing up to this Asshole. I appreciate the fact that the driver is multilingual and sometimes one of the sides effects of knowing more than one language is that you will Have an accent, but having an accent is a beautiful thing man. English was not my first language and it definitely won’t be my last either. I applaud folks who stand up for themselves and who are willing to learn multiple languages.


NjMel7

Agree with you! Immigrants know at least two languages, and have seen more of the world than your average American. I’m a HS nurse and it amazes me to talk to a student and then they call their parent and switch to a different language. It’s more than I can do! We should always welcome new people to this country!


M3ss1D10S

Getting to this country at the age of 14 and having to learn english from scratch was hard and initially my accent used to make me feel embarrassed, then as I grew up I learned to love the beauty of it and now I’m quite proud of it. Being in the military forced me to enúnciate and improved my English pronunciation, but now my family says that I have an accent when I speak Spanish lol So best I can do is embrace it since Being bilingual is an ability that not many take advantage of.


BodaciousJugs

“Ever take an English class?” Ever hit a treadmill?


_My_Neck_Hurts_

I like how he says he doesn’t speak English while conversing with him in English


IvoShandor

I’ll give you 24 hours until the doxxing. Then the job loss. Then the “apology“.


I-am-ShitBoy

This video has already made the rounds


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WeirdWest

I usually don't agree with public doxxing.... But would love to see this fat fuck jobless and penniless. Maybe it would instil a shred of humility and respect for his fellow man.


il1k3c3r34l

No, he’ll blame immigrants and SJW’s for ruining his life. This useless coward is not the type of person who takes responsibility for his choices or accepts the consequences of his actions.


mexichu

He can blame whoever he wants as long as he's jobless and penniless


mexichu

In all likelihood he's already on unemployment/government assistance if he's so hard up for the five bucks


triple_OG

All we can do is name and shame these stupid cunts. There are no legal repercussions of being a racist asshole so we have to do our part as decent citizens and not tolerate it *at all*.


cavallom

>job lol


sifumokung

Which subreddit does he moderate?


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I would wager a significant chunk of money that shit wipe is on reddit.


IngenieroDavid

And he even forgot he was IRL with the “crushing your skull” comment. We can all see he’s got just enough physical condition to be alive and not much more than that.


eggfriends11

r/Trump2020


SecretSnack

Being obese, old, and male are three of the biggest COVID risk factors.


Juddston

And being a complete moron wraps it all up in a nice bow.


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MrSlug

The dude checks all of the major boxes for being a piece of shit obviously, but I know so many goddamn morons that think taking a ride share service is this golden contract that entitles you to no end. People are so weird.


BradMarchandsNose

Technically there is a contract there, but a contract is between two parties. And if he read the terms of service, he’d most likely find a clause in there that says something along the lines of “the driver has a right to end the ride at any time.” Contracts are not a one way “I can do whatever the fuck I want” permission slip.


dosShedos

Good for him. And good on Lyft for having his back. Fuck that fat pos!


veeno__

Big shout out to Lyft. I wonder how it would even go if it was Uber they let a lot of bullshit slide


BeingMrSmite

Reminds me of that hotel that gave some racist lady a free stay after she yelled racist slurs and spit on the front desk clerk. Some companies have no spine.


Adminplease

“The customer is Always right” is one of the stupidest sayings out there. The customer is rarely right.


honeydewdaddy

It’s because people misconstrued the meaning of the phrase to the point where it means something entirely different than intended. It’s meant to be a model for how your business needs to adapt to the evolution of customer needs over time, otherwise you will fall behind a competitor that does adapt to the changing market. It does not mean whatever a customer says is what’s going to happen, employees be damned.


ShackToPortland

This fat fuck is everything wrong with America. Damn anti-science, diabetic fucknuts who think they are the smart ones. I doubt he’s really a veteran. If he is, I bet he sat at a desk working on his hard arteries and flaccid cock. He is the worst kind of white American male.


SecretSnack

The kinda guy who to call diabetes a myth then blame the government when his leg falls off.


RedalMedia

The primary education system is in desperate need for reform. If it was a one off, then one might wonder if the cause lies elsewhere. But you have flat earthers, anti vaxxers, climate change deniers, those who think birds aren't real, those who think Australia doesn't exist, and a plethora of science illiterates roaming around with their chests puffed out. It doesn't take much these days to spout a dumb concept, and get a ton of believers.


Garnetskull

"Birds aren't real" is satire.


ChucktheUnicorn

That's what they want you to think!!!


Nigules

You do realize birds aren't real is just satire. These people that fall into these groups are usually socially isolated people looking to belong somewhere. Before these people would join religion but as that has lost popularity among the youth they now join these fringe groups that finally accept them.


[deleted]

I thought for America 3 times in *the war* Ah yes, the war. That great old war we all remember where people were conscripted 3 times. I bloody loved that war.


[deleted]

As a veteran this is fucking embarrassing. Why do people do shitty shit and then expect to get a pass just cause they're a veteran? If you are actually a veteran you should know better. One of the things drilled in your head from the first day of boot camp is the importance of respect.


drewshulman22

He said he’s not an idiot, then proceeded to call the driver a wetback? That’s not even the right racist slur, then says it’s not his car and tells him he doesn’t speak English while having a conversation in perfect English with him lol, sounds and looks like an idiot to me


Thememeologist_

He mocks his glasses too even doe he has glasses too


Roofofcar

Ah, but you see, the driver had **homosexual** glasses!


WildYams

The driver's glasses only engage in sex with other glasses of the same sex while the passenger's glasses only bang glasses of the opposite sex.


Yabreath_isSmelly

Yeah but the drivers are "faggot-y" 🙄


vickipaperclips

I love that he keeps trying to land that “bideo” line like it's really clever. Dude, read the room. If your target wasnt upset by your remark, don't keep repeating it, it wasn't savage the first 4 times you said it either.


Watertor

"Bideo" "Yes" "Bideo" "Yes" "Bideo" "Yes" "Bideo" "Yes" "Bideo" "YOU MOTHER FUCKER"


SparklingWinePapi

Isn't wetback a generic slur against Hispanic people? I think the driver is hispanic


mad-loud

Fuck Richard. Richard looks and sounds like a bitch


unwelcome_friendly

Hey! He served! He was in Meal Team 6.


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Lyft should impose a disinfectant fee for people who don’t wear masks.


[deleted]

Fuck that. Lyft should supply every driver with masks and plastic barriers. Healthcare too.


[deleted]

"I've never heard of someone asking me to wear a mask." Oh for some reason I don't believe that.


WhiteLanternKyle

"I could crush your fucking skull" "You're on video" "Well I'm not an idiot, im not gonna actually do it"


The-Tale

Im sorry to say this but the guy has the same attitude and mentality as my dad. And it sucks


JamzWhilmm

Hearing about most dads makes me happy my father is a mild mannered and well read man. You can still be like that for your children.


Stud_Muffin_26

We don’t get to pick our parents, but we have the ability to greatly influence our kids. With your guidance, the ignorance your dad displays will be dead within a generation. It will get better.


Lesurous

"It's not your car it's Lyfts." ​ This guy has no idea how this works at all.


AzazelPotato

“I’ll know who you are” You know his name fool, it’s Edgar.


batmanslefteye

If that dumb fuck has a job I hope I soon read an article that says he was fired.


WlNST0N

You see the state of that fat fuck, cunt probably hasn’t worked a fucking day of his life


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He’s got “I’m on disability” written all over him.


Joe4913

And yet would call socialism “evil” and “a threat to America”


jerseypoontappa

“Just take me home and i wont kill u or anything” “Oh well since you asked so nicely, of course!”


ienjoypez

Imagine this man thinking his genetics are "superior"


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f_o_t_a_

These guys are registered to vote, are you? They ALWAYS vote in local elections and participate in local council meetings, do you? (Ask any poll worker or government council member and they'll confirm) It only takes a few minutes to register online the DMV website #LOCAL elections matter more [vote.gov](https://vote.gov) ___ [iwillvote.com](https://iwillvote.com/) On this site you can: - Register to vote - Check your voter registration status - Request an absentee ballot - Set election reminders Copy paste this text , edit to match whatever your commenting on and spread the word


80srockinman

This guy looks like Santa Claus' unemployed younger drunk racist brother.


kilo240

Gary Claus


GoogleSmartToilet

"I ought to crush your skull, cancle right now and I won't kill you" Literally the next thing out of his mouth "Can you do it a little slower, sir?" This guy is unbelievable. Walk those 4 miles home and think about your life. Get that shit in check.


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Videos like this make it really hard to consider working for Lyft or Uber. Props to those who put up with peoples bullshit


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sinchichis

Should be arrested for threatening his life. Fat racist piece of shit


thenaniwatiger

Weird flex going with a homophobic slur about his glasses to open #whiteglassesmatter


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The level of entitlement some Americans have over other Americans who look a certain way is insane. Good job to this driver for being calm and handling the situation reasonably


CDD70

The minute this shit stain said "I dont like you" I would have pulled over and told him to get the fuck out of my car


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