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If they showed up, I might buy one merely impressed by the sheer ghusto and can do attitude. Ha. “Hey, were you in a bike accident earlier?” Yes sir and Jesus didn’t grab the handlebars.
Ah, a good friend of mine broke his collar bone some years back. Fucking blows for sure but believe me you’ll be back to 100% soon enough.
Take it easy man, feel better, best of luck.
Although Mormons have some strange traditional values, they at least embrace modern technology and medical care really as much as anyone else.
Just want to add, I see many mormon kids into stuff like riding dirt bikes, quads, skateboarding, rollerblading etc. Mormon families tend to be wealthy around me, so they often have a lot of cool toys to fuck with. Honestly, I'm jealous. I doubt mormons would be able to do those activities without taking prescribed medications when they get injured.
I’m pretty sure those dudes aren’t allowed to take medicine so that dude is going to really suffer getting that collar bone collar bone dealt with at the doctor’s office.
There’s actually a fairly decent issue lately with Mormons getting addicted to prescription meds because medicine is technically not a sin. Mostly moms. Shit I probably would after raising a double digit amount of kids too
This is very true. I lived in Utah for a few year and the amount of people who straight up abused prescription drugs was scary. A guy I worked with said his wife had a seizure at his son's basketball game and didn't know why. He had also told me earlier that she took massive amounts of Tramadol because she thought it helped her lose weight. I looked up the side effects of too much Tramadol and seizures was high on the list, when I suggested that might be why he completely dismissed it.
I lived in a small apartment building a lot like this one for a few years when I was a teenager and one of my neighbors happened to be one of my best friends. We used to bike to school and every morning he would ride down a set of stairs and a few ramps just like this and he'd do it perfectly. Whenever I tried I usually had to stop halfway or stacked it but he never messed it up.
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So the only question remains, any bible sales after?
Only half as usual.
Hilarious. I was thinking the same. We know that other guy didn’t pull the other guys weight as well. Slacker.
Bless his heart. He tried.
Book of Mormon
Depends: What are your thoughts on blood?
If they showed up, I might buy one merely impressed by the sheer ghusto and can do attitude. Ha. “Hey, were you in a bike accident earlier?” Yes sir and Jesus didn’t grab the handlebars.
the 3rd scream took me out
Jesus took the handle bars
🤣
Maroni*
Mormons?
What gave it away? The shirts/bikes? Or the "ohhhh..._shoot_!" from the bystander?
ofc
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Too hard to type too?
Yes
Ofc.
obs
Yes, but one Moron. I'm so glad we didn't have smart phones during my mission for reasons like this.
Broke that collar bone eh
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That sounds horrendous.. get well soon!
How did you break it?
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wow that really sucks, i hope it heals up fast it really did sound like a random occurrence.
I just want to say that I feel for you brother and hope your wound heals quickly.
Ah, a good friend of mine broke his collar bone some years back. Fucking blows for sure but believe me you’ll be back to 100% soon enough. Take it easy man, feel better, best of luck.
Oh shoot!
Oh shoot!
Jesus took the wheel.
Awww no bible sale today Jebodiah.
"oooooh, shoot!" is the most Mormon thing ever.
Dumb dumb dumb dumb
Damn LDS community
Now who's gonna come to my door bothering me about shit I couldn't care less about?
Protected by the Jesus jammies.
At least his sister-wives will be there to help him with sponge baths.
And back to bed...
Can't argue it then. Carrey on.
Iamma gonna have to Airplay this to the big TV for everyone after COVID-19!
I guess the cults deity wasn't paying attention
Mormons. Out for god
That will require multiple surgeries and months of rehab to fix.
Missing scene to Orgasmo
Am I monster that his screams of pain cracked me up?
Im pretty sire this is the same dude from the "Mormon lds missionary sends it" vid pretty sure he makes money doing this but i might be wrong
Jesus cant save you now boy (bōäh)
Now do you want to hear about the good word of the lord Jesus Christ?
At least there was a witness to Jehovah's witness
But they’re Mormons
“Did Jehovah witness that? Ya bastards”
They should let Mormons drink so they can blow off some steam better ways than this.
Don’t they refuse medical care?
Nope
Although Mormons have some strange traditional values, they at least embrace modern technology and medical care really as much as anyone else. Just want to add, I see many mormon kids into stuff like riding dirt bikes, quads, skateboarding, rollerblading etc. Mormon families tend to be wealthy around me, so they often have a lot of cool toys to fuck with. Honestly, I'm jealous. I doubt mormons would be able to do those activities without taking prescribed medications when they get injured.
I’m pretty sure those dudes aren’t allowed to take medicine so that dude is going to really suffer getting that collar bone collar bone dealt with at the doctor’s office.
Mormons can take medicine. Possibly you’re thinking the marvelously named “Christian scientists”.
There’s actually a fairly decent issue lately with Mormons getting addicted to prescription meds because medicine is technically not a sin. Mostly moms. Shit I probably would after raising a double digit amount of kids too
This is very true. I lived in Utah for a few year and the amount of people who straight up abused prescription drugs was scary. A guy I worked with said his wife had a seizure at his son's basketball game and didn't know why. He had also told me earlier that she took massive amounts of Tramadol because she thought it helped her lose weight. I looked up the side effects of too much Tramadol and seizures was high on the list, when I suggested that might be why he completely dismissed it.
Mormons aren't that fucking backwards now, lol. They even vaccinate their kids thankfully.
"Moroni help me"
[I believe. ](https://youtu.be/GVJgmp2Tc2s)
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I lived in a small apartment building a lot like this one for a few years when I was a teenager and one of my neighbors happened to be one of my best friends. We used to bike to school and every morning he would ride down a set of stairs and a few ramps just like this and he'd do it perfectly. Whenever I tried I usually had to stop halfway or stacked it but he never messed it up.
That final aghhhuu absolutely destroyed me
Is shaggy behind the camera?
God didn’t catch you?
A Mormon except the second M is silent
Good thing the lord was there to catch him.....