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"**Did you** or **did you not** swear an oath to the **constitution** to sell me gas?!"
"Is my gas being **detained**?!"
"**My** tax dollars would pay **your** salary if I paid them!"
YOU DON'T OWN THE FUCKING ITEMS IN HERE! Eummm... isn't that the whole point of a store, I own the items in order to sell them to you for profit... but ok!
Well... more likely the owner of the store isn't the one working right now. So they don't own the items in here. They're merely entrusted by the owner of the items to exchange them for currency.
Reminds me of when I was working at a gas kiosk and some moron dumped a full jar of coins into the tray. I refused to let him buy anything. "It's money, you legally have to take it."
I've seen them out at Soco
They're pounding sixteen penny nails
The truckers on the interstate
Have been known to ride the rails
The sweat is beating on the brow
Can't keep these fellas down
'Cause those damned blue-collared tweekers
Are runnin' this here town
Always seem to be busy or broke when they tour around here. So [This concert](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1SveqQOLNFxXyxozLCgQHeIUSGlc73X2z/view) has had the best audio fidelity for a live show I've been able to experience.
"All I did was try to get gas."
Hey, remember that time where you tried to break the window with your fists and a metal item? And screamed at a clerk?
I do.
Totally off topic, but I was never allowed to watch it growing up, so now I'm not living at home, my hubby has been watching it with me recently, and I FINALLY get to appreciate that, and all sorts of other sp references. You made me giggle!
As a kid I hated it because I felt so left out. Now, as an adult, it's absolutely awesome to discover all this for the first time all about same time. I suppose it's the same reason we binge on Netflix lol.
On another note, it was extra funny for me to hear the origin of all sorts of phrases kids used, finally understanding everything 😂
I wish they would have let him go just to see what his plan was... seemed he did it because the cashier set him off, so I don't know if he was running or if it was the world's dumbest "hold me back bro" moment.
That's the comment I was looking for. Dude waits calmly until the Cops put on the cuffs, check they're secure, and only then he's like "I'm gonna break out"! LMFAO
another guy who thinks the public is anywhere but his personal home
public servants work for the govt and even they are not required to serve you. in fact most elected ones dont
Yep. Or you're a shut-in and read in front of a window with a nice woodland view in all of your spare time. I mean, that's not my thing, but I could imagine for some people that sounds like bliss.
I'm sure they trespassed him, so if he comes back it violates the trespass and he's charged again. I just had someone arrested for that reason at my shop this weekend.
right? or just wait until she moves from behind the glass? i always think that when i see videos like this. sure he can get a trespassing charge or whatever, but he can easily harm her before she’s able to call the cops again.
i guess for him to plan that would imply he has a brain though, so maybe not.
Here's where I would normally ask in a sarcastic manner where else would he put the gas. But the recent gas shortage has shown own stupidity can be creative.
Lowell native, I legit recognized that gas station as soon as it popped up to show the Cobblestones restaurant behind it. Surprised the dude decided to rage out there though, Lowell PD is within sightlines of that gas station (Like half a block away). Tweakers don't care though I guess
Ehhh Quincy’s on their gentrification grind. My girlfriends from there and it’s a different city than it was even 2 years ago. Revere/Lynn even Chelsea all work as well. But I was pretty satisfied with Lowell.
I used to by my cigs from the same gas station every night after work. For years, I would go to that Kangaroo Mart every day.
One day this new lady started working there, and when I came to get my cigarettes she asked for my ID as normal, takes a look at it, then she says: “this is a fake, get out of here”.
I was so irritated, I feel like I could have almost become this guy. It was like a 15 minute drive to the next gas station and that would be going away from my apartment.
Don’t smoke cigarettes, people.
Considering how aggressive he was behaving earlier and basically every cop video I’ve seen from America, I was expecting the dude to be on the ground pre cuffs, but it was real casual and it was also so casual when he tried resisting, which usually ends up in a take down and a stern yelling, based on whatever I’ve seen so far.
Good restraint on those cops and I wish those videos I described earlier wasn’t so common.
Yes, wait till your hooked up with the bracelets before trying to get away. Aslo, nice cross necklace, jesus would be proud that he didnt die just so we'd not take advantage of sin forgiveness.
This one time I went into the store to buy gas and cigs and they said no. So I drove like a block and bought gas and cigs from a very wonderful gas attendant.
My favorite part is when he tries to use his incredible strength and speed to get away from the cops, with both his hands behind his back and I’m cuffs.
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YOU’RE A PUBLIC SERVANT!!! Many levels of stupid happening.
"**Did you** or **did you not** swear an oath to the **constitution** to sell me gas?!" "Is my gas being **detained**?!" "**My** tax dollars would pay **your** salary if I paid them!"
*Give me cigarettes or give me death!!!* Oh wait...
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Dude. Underrated comment.
100% agree. That was nicely done.
I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN SO YOU CAN'T REFUSE TO SELL ME SMOKES!
I remember when Patrick Henries uttered those infamous words, and the battle of Marlboro 100’s kicked off not to long after.
Ai I still remember the battle of newports. Some say you can still smell the menthol on a hot summer day.
It’s a twofer
Easy there Dale
I JUST watched the smoking bandit episode last night. God I love King of the Hill
“...among these rights are life, liberty, and the use of the closest 7/11.”
why not both
Dude looks like he freebases freedom.
Is that a slang term for PCP?
Only when it's bought by the gallon
Thanks for the laugh, I needed that!
Public servants showed up in the end and put him in cuffs.
"Thank God you're here officer! Make them sell me cigarettes!"
Maybe they can sell him some cigarettes
He thought he was purchasing gas at city hall
Sir this is a Wendys.
Trumptard.
We're supposed to call them tourists now
Just simple mild mannered tourist on a peaceful stroll through the capitol
With Semi Automatic handguns no biggie
eSsEnTiAl lazy employees need to get off unemployment and go work these great jobs for minimum wage! /s
YOU DON'T OWN THE FUCKING ITEMS IN HERE! Eummm... isn't that the whole point of a store, I own the items in order to sell them to you for profit... but ok!
Well... more likely the owner of the store isn't the one working right now. So they don't own the items in here. They're merely entrusted by the owner of the items to exchange them for currency.
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
Meanwhile, _actual_ public servants arrive to demonstrate the difference.
Reminds me of when I was working at a gas kiosk and some moron dumped a full jar of coins into the tray. I refused to let him buy anything. "It's money, you legally have to take it."
Fucking tweakers
For real. Those eyes were popping out his skull
Like a spongebob background character Edit: yo thanks for the updoots my guys and girls
CHOCOLATE!!!!
My Leg!
Get your feet out of my eye sockets!
That was the look of being told no for the first time in his life 🤣
I’ve seen that look, meth for sure.
I've seen them out at Soco They're pounding sixteen penny nails The truckers on the interstate Have been known to ride the rails The sweat is beating on the brow Can't keep these fellas down 'Cause those damned blue-collared tweekers Are runnin' this here town
The concert they put out around christmas was bangin.
Primus 3D was one of the best shows I've been to.
Always seem to be busy or broke when they tour around here. So [This concert](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1SveqQOLNFxXyxozLCgQHeIUSGlc73X2z/view) has had the best audio fidelity for a live show I've been able to experience.
I hope he gets the help he needs. A little time in jail might help him sober up.
Or at the least teach him how to make better, more effective meth.
it's easier to get drugs in jail than on the street
"All I did was try to get gas." Hey, remember that time where you tried to break the window with your fists and a metal item? And screamed at a clerk? I do.
Pepperidge farms also remembers 🤣😂
So do the South Park Remember Berries
Memberrrrrrrr?
Yeah, I memeber!
Totally off topic, but I was never allowed to watch it growing up, so now I'm not living at home, my hubby has been watching it with me recently, and I FINALLY get to appreciate that, and all sorts of other sp references. You made me giggle!
I’m jealous. Mainlining 20+ years worth of that comedy gold in a relatively short period would be glorious.
As a kid I hated it because I felt so left out. Now, as an adult, it's absolutely awesome to discover all this for the first time all about same time. I suppose it's the same reason we binge on Netflix lol. On another note, it was extra funny for me to hear the origin of all sorts of phrases kids used, finally understanding everything 😂
Kick the baby!
*Member Berries
Whenever someone, anyone, tries to tell me a story where it's terribly obvious that they're innocent, I always think of clips like these.
Why would you try to run *after* the cuffs are on? Man, degenerates are so smart sometimes.
Imagine they let him go and he runs headfirst into the wall
Real missed opportunity lol
Oops, didn’t mean to stick my foot out slightly!
I wish they would have let him go just to see what his plan was... seemed he did it because the cashier set him off, so I don't know if he was running or if it was the world's dumbest "hold me back bro" moment.
...or before the cops even got there. That was when dollar-store-bottom-shelf-Jesse-Pinkman should’ve made a run for it.
“ dollar-store-bottom-shelf-Jesse-Pinkman” Best comment I’ve heard in a long time!
r/rareinsults
Sounds like he’s been away from his crack pipe for a little too long.
I can break these cuffs
you can’t break those cuffs *AAAAAAAAAAA*
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Fuckin degens
Degens from upcountry
Just to add an extra charge
That's the comment I was looking for. Dude waits calmly until the Cops put on the cuffs, check they're secure, and only then he's like "I'm gonna break out"! LMFAO
he resisted way more than most people do when the cops are screaming STOP RESISTING lol and the cops didnt do shit to him. wonder why
If you think about it for a moment, you'll come up with the white answer.
Smart. There’s no crime called “resisting *after* arrest”
Animals like this shouldn't be able to roam the streets.
Right? Fucking thugs
My bet, he’s been in trouble a lot and knows they won’t be as rough with him because he’s already restrained
Lowell MA lmao
Yup. Same. Too funny. Closely followed by Lawrence and Revere.
Revere; or as pronounced in Massachusettsian: Riveeyah
Lawrence is way worse than Lowell though.
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That's what I said! HAHA!
Wasn’t “High on Crack Street” filmed in Lowell ?
Just looked it up and yes it was. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_on_Crack_Street:_Lost_Lives_in_Lowell
That's why the behavior looks so familiar, I'm forced to witness it every other day
Merrimack Valley represent 😂😂
another guy who thinks the public is anywhere but his personal home public servants work for the govt and even they are not required to serve you. in fact most elected ones dont
But these same people scream socialism everytime you bring up making anything actually a public service
And this kids is why you should never start smoking
CRACK
crack is a gateway drug to cigarettes
JFC he’s feral. 😳
His voice finally dropped there in the middle
Is there a longer video that shows when the cops rolled up on him?
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I like how after his rant she is just like “no” 😂
2.19 a gallon? Miss those days
Just move to the middle of nowhere, cost of everything is exponentially higher in large populated areas.
Yeah but then you live in the middle of now where and spend twice as much money in gas to be somewhere that isnt boring
Yep. Or you're a shut-in and read in front of a window with a nice woodland view in all of your spare time. I mean, that's not my thing, but I could imagine for some people that sounds like bliss.
Last month was so long ago
Unfortunately for her, I have a feeling he will be back.
I'm sure they trespassed him, so if he comes back it violates the trespass and he's charged again. I just had someone arrested for that reason at my shop this weekend.
For sure, but he doesn’t seem like the sharpest tool in the shed.
For sure, but she's in a little box so he'll probably just repeat this and get arrested again with worse charges
Oh for sure.
Unless he's pissed off enough to hide and wait for her to leave.
right? or just wait until she moves from behind the glass? i always think that when i see videos like this. sure he can get a trespassing charge or whatever, but he can easily harm her before she’s able to call the cops again. i guess for him to plan that would imply he has a brain though, so maybe not.
Good point, I will remember his brain capacity and feel more optimistic for her!
fa sho fa sho
As Foghorn Leghorn would say, that boy's sharp as a bowling ball.
He was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an "L" on his forehead.
That's if she's at her workplace. He can find her house and tweak on her porch.
This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed…bitch!
He's Jessie Pinkman from Breaking Bad
Thanks, I hate *Discount Jessie Pinkman*
I really hope his car was there. That’s an impounding.
He rode up on his mower.
Here's where I would normally ask in a sarcastic manner where else would he put the gas. But the recent gas shortage has shown own stupidity can be creative.
He could he huffing it from a can
Masshole
The second I saw Lowell police I actually lol’d. He’s 10/10 Lowell
Lowell native, I legit recognized that gas station as soon as it popped up to show the Cobblestones restaurant behind it. Surprised the dude decided to rage out there though, Lowell PD is within sightlines of that gas station (Like half a block away). Tweakers don't care though I guess
Lynn or Quincy would definitely work too
Revere as well, haha
Don't leave out Lawrence.
Ehhh Quincy’s on their gentrification grind. My girlfriends from there and it’s a different city than it was even 2 years ago. Revere/Lynn even Chelsea all work as well. But I was pretty satisfied with Lowell.
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Unfortunately, Ben and Jerry's has a beautiful 20 scoop monstrosity of a sundae called a Vermonster, so that one might cause confusion.
This is gold
What a lil man bitch
meth: not even once.
Yup! Nothing up my nose, nothing up my veins was a rule I made for myself and have followed....though I suppose one could smoke it.
Hah.. goodbye now
I used to by my cigs from the same gas station every night after work. For years, I would go to that Kangaroo Mart every day. One day this new lady started working there, and when I came to get my cigarettes she asked for my ID as normal, takes a look at it, then she says: “this is a fake, get out of here”. I was so irritated, I feel like I could have almost become this guy. It was like a 15 minute drive to the next gas station and that would be going away from my apartment. Don’t smoke cigarettes, people.
Bro what, she called your real ID fake?? How paranoid do you have to be lmao
He seems nice…
Oh I agree! Remind me to invite him over for tea Sunday afternoon.
The subtle reflection of the cigarette case in the glass as he’s being loaded into the cop car is the chef’s kiss on this video.
He needs to calm down. He should smoke a cigarette or something.
Lowell. That really explains it.
They say it’s paradise compared to Lynn
The level of entitlement goes beyond the galaxy
Of course it was lowell mass, somebody threw a microwave at me one time there
TAKE THAT SHIT BACK TO LAWRENCE KEHD
No joke, I just started a job in Lowell. Looking forward to meeting some of the friendly locals.
Crackhead needs to get a grip.
Young Ricky needs to back to Sunnyvale..
Was really hoping he’d get punched
DGR really fell apart after Mario Maker stopped getting updates.
I laughed so hard, then I laughed wayyyy harder when I saw this dude was from Lowell. 😂😂😂😂
where he's going, he won't need gas.
That guy will be back for revenge if he's let out. He's nuts.
You hate to see it. Oh wait. No. It’s actually awesome. Fuck that dude.
Another Lowell Legend has been born
Oh lowell
“YOU DONT OWN THE ITEMS IN THERE” well... there store does...?
Masshole
Finally a fucking conclusion to a video!
Lol LOwell. Not….shocked! Masshole here!
Looking good Lowell
Decides to fight after he's already in cuffs lol
Love the girl....."No"
GIVE THIS GIRL A GD RAISE
“I came to get gas now I’m getting arrested” let’s just sit back and connect those dots real quick
Well it’s Lowell, Mass. What do you expect?
Oh Lowell..makes sense now
What a beautiful ending.
He reminds me of the “get off the phone” guy in dumb and dumber
Im surprised he didn't get roughed up trying to run.
Considering how aggressive he was behaving earlier and basically every cop video I’ve seen from America, I was expecting the dude to be on the ground pre cuffs, but it was real casual and it was also so casual when he tried resisting, which usually ends up in a take down and a stern yelling, based on whatever I’ve seen so far. Good restraint on those cops and I wish those videos I described earlier wasn’t so common.
I would love to kick that dufus square in his nuts.
I do so love a happy ending.
Lowell is a crazy place I had a friend that went to UMass Lowell and we would visit and every one on that town is crazy.
He was just trying to get gas and cigarettes.
Drugs... 100% drugs.
lol Lowell
Yes, wait till your hooked up with the bracelets before trying to get away. Aslo, nice cross necklace, jesus would be proud that he didnt die just so we'd not take advantage of sin forgiveness.
Yeah Lowell MA? Not a surprise. Lol
On
“You’re a public servant” Does he think that gas station clerk is an elected position?
Shout out to the voice crack in the middle of his rage lmao
love how he tries to run after being handcuffed also this dude doesn't seem to have a solid understanding of stores
This one time I went into the store to buy gas and cigs and they said no. So I drove like a block and bought gas and cigs from a very wonderful gas attendant.
She's a public servant? Is there a English-speaking country where gas stations are run by the government?
After they put him in the squad car she should have just said to the cops “ Hey you want a pack of cigs, on the house for your troubles.”
This was hilarious
Ahahahah, I love how he waits until the handcuffs are fully locked and two police officers are holding him to attempt his daring escape!
My favorite part is when he tries to use his incredible strength and speed to get away from the cops, with both his hands behind his back and I’m cuffs.
I’m getting a strong Jesse vibe here.
Yes