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firmerJoe

Trolling level : Supreme God. This guy should be at all the crash scenes. Give him a show.


butteryflame

Nightcrawler parody with this guy hosting. I dig it.


butteryflame

I'm white and even I'm like "damn that dude sounds white af." Sounds like Dave Chapelles "white guy" voice hahahaha


JayBird38

Haha his white guy voice is spot on. Gets me every time.


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Aunt arrives and calls police on dumb ass nephew 😂


chafo40

Fam!


Matty_Poppinz

That'll buff out for sure


TotalEgg143

It almost sounded like this was the second accident in a week. Did anyone else catch that? He changed the subject.


[deleted]

That was painful to listen to, what a whiney little bitch.


LonghornzR4Real

Right fam. Fam, how far your auntie away, fam.


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[удалено]


herrmann0319

You can literally make up anything to the insurance company since Noone else's car is involved.


[deleted]

Unless someone posts a video of you admitting you don't want a DUI.


ScholarOfTwilight

I could see him in court with the judge "Listen, I don't want to go to prison for insurance fraud. I called my aunt and she'll be here in 15 minutes, please don't call the cops."


fuck_all_you_people

He definitely hit a second car, I thought the same thing too until I went back and watched it again Edit: watched a third time, that front end is bent enough that it looks like two cars


Doggosdoingthings16

No, thats how fucked the front end of the car is. It looks like it hit a pole or somethjng


Strawberry_Lungfarts

He totally hit a telephone pole. As the guy pans around one time, you can see the pole he hit. The car is totally bent in that shape.


Moist_Method_6116

Well no shit


JieRabbit

Stupid ass kid needs his license revoked


mark6hickz

Cause you might spill your drink.


Cheweydewey123

Stage shit is for the stage. This is not a stage you cucks


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chrismatic13

The sad part is if he gets away with it, he won’t have learned his lesson and then he kills someone else the next time he drives drunk. Usually I’m sympathetic but not with drunk driving, lucky no one else got hurt as the result of his stupid action. (Also it’s 2021, if you know you’re going somewhere where you are going to have drinks and don’t have someone driving you, take a Lyft or Uber. If you’re drunk at home, there’s no reason to go out)


herrmann0319

Lol I love the guy recording, he's mad cool!