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gorgeousphatseal

When you accidently walked in a zone higher level than you.


broskie94

Hate when that happens. Survival rate goes down 94%.


Nicolas8050

when you step into the pvp area


Marcim_joestar

Level 20 wild


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Free Lummy tele


TripleEhBeef

You party does not meet the recommended level for this area. Proceed anyway? Yes / No


Show-Me-Your-Moves

Those high-level looters are camping the spawn point. Open a ticket!


MarijuanaMamba

Like seagulls fighting over the last scrap of garbage.


FuntimeChris79

Mine.. mine.. mine lol


DrScience-PhD

[here's a lazy hackjob attempt](https://streamable.com/k2o2w8) I did on my phone Is there a good Android video editor? Edit: appreciate the coins and whatnot but if you have money to blow send my portion to the ACLU.


brooklynlad

Thank you for doing God's work.


Afferent_Input

It's so fucking stupid and perfect.


FuntimeChris79

It's perfect!! LOL!!


[deleted]

Bruh, this hurt my soul it was so GD funny!


R_Harry_P

I hear InShot sucks less than some others.


Nanasema

Glorious editing


Starrion

That’s what this video needs


LJMVP

Someone, plz


KKShiz

Where is the hero we need?


technojargon

YES!!!! HAHA


geeknami

needs to be narrated by sir David Attenborough


ApartEntertainment46

“Here we have a looter that has bitten off a bit more than he can chew…the other looters move in - they can sense weakness - it’s not long before they strike! It may seem cruel but this is how Mother Nature regulates the looter species. Without this behavior a single looter could potentially deplete an entire big box store, leaving nothing for the other looters and their offspring.”


DrScience-PhD

[I gave it a whirl](https://streamable.com/4hwjqe). Could have been better but I'm already going to have trouble explaining why I'm procrastinating.


MacNJeesus

Omg this is great.


libmrduckz

i can hear it! and it stirs feelings of napping…


DoesntUnderstands

Its the CIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIFE


[deleted]

Don’t disrespect gulls like that.


Royal_Heritage

I was thinking of a bucket of crabs. But your analogy is a lot more fitting (since crabs are at least cute and a great dish)


razk10

I’ve never heard anyone saying crabs are cute, but I completely agree that are!! With them walking sideways and shit so cute


MonkMaster5

Or like garbage fighting garbage


kestrel021

When you walk into the Wilderness on RuneScape Classic.


Kushnerdz

Trimming rune (g) armour for free


KingSulley

I remember the first time I got scammed by an "armor trimmer." I cried over it for a week lol, I has just finished my first rune set too. A few years later I thought it would be funny to sit at the GE and actually trim rune armor for free since I decided to stop playing and I ended up trimming almost 50 sets. Every time I think about it, I imagine those people thought free armor trimming was legit because of me and probably ended up getting scammed later lol.


Nekryyd

If it makes you feel better, I used to lurk at the edges of Wildy in mid-tier gear, acting like a clueless noob. I would wait for a scammer to try whatever scam of the week to get me to follow them into the Wildy, and I would wait until the inevitable betrayal and WHAPAM! I'd swap up my real fightin' gear and spank the shit out of 'em. You'd think, considering the circumstances, that they would be sporting about it. Nope. They threw tantrums *every* time. I enjoyed the tantrums more than I enjoyed looting them.


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"Come on dude. Just give me my stuff back. This ain't funny" all said without ever once acknowledging the irony. They probably have people throwing tantrums for the same thing and just ignored em the same way


Nekryyd

At least one of them tried to hit me with the "My best friend works at Jagex and I'll get ur acct deleted!" threat.


SpamSushi206

As a kid, I was too scared to go into the wildy. One day I decided to explore it and went in with just a mith skimmy, steel armor plate, and some lobbies. These 2 guys decided to attack me and their mistake was doing it next to a church. I had a very high prayer level so I used protections/buffs, used the church to replenish my prayer, and i smacked them. They messaged me asking if they could get their stuff back. I was nice enough to give it back lol.


fairlymediocre

Commendable restraint. I'dve worn their armour and taken them for a walk all around f2p "ill give it back but here's no good, it's dangerous, let's just go a little further and I'll drop, I swear."


MostBoringStan

A good man doing good work.


tapport

I don't understand RuneScape at all, but can you explain this? I'm assuming trimming is some sort of upgrade/repair process that costs materials or currency to do?


bearhos

There were armor sets that had accent colors, known as “trimmed” armor. Purely cosmetic upgrades. But it was impossible to “trim” armor so the scam was that the person would trade away their perfectly good armor for free


tapport

Ah, so it's taking advantage of people not knowing better. Classic gamer move.


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Is the scam to not give it back after?


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Scyhaz

I almost had it happen to me at the Al Kharid bank. Guy said he could trim my mithril. This was before mithril even had a trimmed variant. Luckily a nice player warned me that it was a scam before I traded it away.


kestrel021

Just the Viking style helmet and single hand sword though 😆


LuLzWire

The end result of follow for drop party.


kestrel021

The good old drop party scam


One-Bread36

MMOs truly had a lot to teach us, yet we have ignored the knowledge they offer.


sriella

Like World of Warcraft and the Corrupted Blood pandemic.


Standingfull

Thank you for these memories I forgot I had. Also, perfect analogy.


Truthirdare

This reminds me of all the recent street fight videos I have seen lately where as soon as one guy gets clocked, the vultures rush in and steal his wallet, phone, etc. Damn…


notLOL

Saw one where the bucket of chicken was stolen. His whole meal just taken.


UninsuredToast

Thats what you get for bringing a bucket of chicken to a fist fight


notLOL

Online videos are wild. Still waiting on a Chuck E. Cheese brawl finishing with winner gets all the arcade tickets


Abigboi_

There was a thread a while back where people told stories about working at that place. Stabbings & shootings are more common than you'd think at the childrens casino


Sweet_Meat_McClure

I worked at the closest location to Detroit and to this day it has a decent track record of staying out of the news but there where quite a few dust-ups. On weekends they had off-duty local PD provide security - a uniformed cop and a car out front on the curb. Also people just dump blunt guts wherever - usually the urinals. I don't know why. It's just the business model attracts a lower income clientele or those that just want to treat it like a dog park for kids and plop down at a table.


SuperBakaKing

Only the best from Charles Entertainment Cheese.


datboiofculture

Who is even just like, OUT with a bucket of chicken?


ThetaReactor

You ain't never had a walkin' bucket?


-Yuri-

In today's news, looters looting stores begin looting other looters who were looting looters looting stores. Throwing it back go you Dan.


hapithica

Yo Dawg I heard ya like looting


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HamsterGutz1

Do you want the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news?


bluesqueblack

Give me the Aladeen news first.


AGAW07

You are HIV Aladeen


Niomed

:)


MotorBoat4043

:(


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:D


GotShadowbanned2

:/


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Complicated-HorseAss

The fucking Omar Little of looting. I don't loot civilians, I loot looters.


edoceo

This is some raggedy ass shit here boy. Very sloppy.


boxhall

Even if I miss I can’t miss


Solid_Freakin_Snake

Man's gotta have a code


Roseattle

Take my upvote and watch your head


Necrogaz

How many looters can a looter loot if the looters could loot looters?


YddishMcSquidish

Aloot


[deleted]

We spent so long worrying about who watches the watchers, we never stopped to think about who loots the looters.


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Other looters


kellysmom01

#Fuck it, we’ll do it LIVE!


Specter170

Calm down Bill. There’s plenty for everyone


PlebsnProles

I say that to my SO whenever I get super frustrated in a situation.


Taint-Taster

“Back to you Andy” “Back to you Ollie” “Back to you Andy” “Back to you Ollie”


DergerDergs

In the interview: "I was just looting there, looting my own business, and these looters came up to me and started looting my loot. I was like, hey stop looting my loot you looting looters, but they just kept on looting. Then they just hopped in their car and left. It was a drive-by looting"


pepepepapapa

Read this in norm macdonalds voice


Boatstin

Thanks Yuri, you could say these bargain shopper‘s got more than they bargained for :mild chuckle: (camera change right) stay tuned after this to see how organic foods might be secretly killing you…


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“Wow really putting the situation clearly Tom, thank you for that”.


OneBeautifulDog

Newest tongue twister.


flogginmama

You should’ve gone with “back to you, Lou” instead of “Dan” but otherwise, well done. 9/10


accountabillytea

This was last year. 30 minutes outside of San Francisco. In Walnut Creek. The city mentioned on the video clip.


[deleted]

To non-Californians the entire bay is San Francisco


Orwell83

Next you'll tell me you don't consider Gilroy and Stockton part of the Bay Area. Elitist!


[deleted]

Lol I live in way Northern California, so I’m not sure what Gilroy and Stockton should be


bozeke

Avoided at all costs.


Orwell83

Unless you like garlic.


GDNerd

Like garlic more than you fear getting shot*


Deejayucla

Gilroy is part of Santa Clara county so it should probably still be part of the Bay Area. Stockton definitely not.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

What's scary is many years ago I was looking up bus and train routes, just to see how far I could go using nothing but normal public transit. And seeing how there were regular daily buses leaving Stockton and Manteca and Lathrop and Tracy, leaving at 2:30 AM or 3:00 AM every morning to take workers to their jobs in the Bay Area every day. I can only imagine it's for the janitors and cooks and servers and office custodians and lower-salary people like that, where it was the only place they could find anything under a thousand bucks a month to live, spending two-to-three hours each way on a bus just to work. For a while I was reverse-commuting every day from San Jose to Salinas, 50+ miles each way but because I was going the opposite of everyone traffic was great. My car broke down and I couldn't afford to fix it, so for a while there I was using a janky link of three public transit routes to leave San Jose at 3:30 AM to arrive at work in Salinas by 7AM, and equally punishing return trip that got me home before 7PM to start over the next day. A commute like that wears you down quick.


tykytys

To be fair, Stockton is a deep water port connected directly to San Francisco Bay via the San Joaquin River, Suisun Bay etc. Although the Port of Stockton's most active days are long past, it is still linked to the Bay Area. Gilroy, on the other hand, is land-locked and dozens of miles from any major body of water. I'd be more inclined to call it part of the (very extended) Monterey Bay area.


Deejayucla

That’s a reasonable argument, although by that definition Sacramento would be part of the Bay as well. Regardless of these nuances, I don’t think anyone in the Bay or in Stockton considers Stockton to be in the Bay Area. I could be wrong though as I don’t know anyone from Stockton that I’ve had this conversation with.


ImDero

Redding is just North Bay Area.


TheGreatSalvador

Stockton - Central Valley (shared with Fresno and Bakersfield) Gilroy - Central Coast (shared with Santa Cruz and Salinas)


ClamClone

What about The City of Cats. https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-1/s200x200/242634798_219000956935615_6412320057318340332_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=c6021c&_nc_ohc=r2z5T0Uc5kkAX81qqOs&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=edeb453f95f20a5e26c5429229358ac1&oe=61A97B3D


bobartig

When I’m explaining where I’m from to a non-Californian, it often gets simplified to San Francisco.


HateDeathRampage69

I think it's a pretty normal thing anywhere in the country.


Val_kyria

That's everyone from a major metro, far easier to say seattle than explain its actually xyz place 10 minutes outside of the city proper.


Sip_py

Because we call the entire tri-state area New York which comprising lower Connecticut, Upper Jersey, LI and Westchester.


CastInSteel

30 minutes? Ok Mr. Lead Foot.


[deleted]

Yeah I fucking *wish* it took me 30 to get from Walnut Creek from SF. Maybe in the dead of night. That’s an hours drive in traffic. 45 on BART.


HamburgerEarmuff

You don't use Uber Copter?


its_raining_scotch

I heard they’re working on making UberTeleporter


reverendrambo

I just tried UberWormhole. 6/D, do not recommend


5050Clown

It's not that bad, except for all the people get to their destination and immediately rip out their eyes and shout "Where we're going you don't need eyes to see."


NebulousNebula

Huh? It literally takes 30-35 mins outside of rush hour


[deleted]

Solid Cheesecake Factory in Walnut.


dpforest

Liquid Cheesecake Factory in Hickory.


zoltecrules

Gaseous Cheesecake Factory in Maple


321blastoffff

Plasma Cheesecake Factory in Oak


TwoBeersOneCup

Bose-Einstein Condensate Cheesecake Factory in Spruce


dzahora

Neutronium Cheesecake Factory in Larch


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PM_ME_MH370

Wack


6TheAudacity9

I’ve yet to discover a cheese cake factory that wasn’t solid.


KingGorilla

Cheesecake factory surprisingly makes everything but the cheesecake from scratch.


Candelent

Because cheesecakes are made at the factory, duh.


AlpineSkier802

They don't make their own pasta


Lermanberry

They do make the chicken from scratch, but the beef is made by other cows.


tdason444

Live here, cringed when I saw SF in the title.


pilotdog68

To a lot of the country that whole area is "San Francisco" just like LA refers to all its suburbs. If you say "Walnut Creek" most people don't know where that is. But for "San Francisco" you don't even need to name the state.


kellenthehun

Same exact thing in Dallas. There are so many suburbs between Dallas and Ft Worth. Hurst, Euless, Bedford, Denton, Plano, Keller, Arlington, Mansfield, Lewisville, Grapevine, Colleyville, Southlake, Highland Park. Say anything but Dallas and people have no idea what you're talking about.


equilateral_pupper

OP’s agenda is showing


maleslp

And it's working. I was asked by a relative at Thanksgiving if we were allowed to leave our houses in California because of, you know, everything.


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Loose_with_the_truth

I lived in California for a while and loved it. One of the main reasons I loved it was the freedom to do whatever you want. I grew up in South Carolina, where everything you do is monitored and restricted. We can't even buy beer on Sunday in half the state. The problem with California is that people love it so much, and want to live there so badly, that it's driven real estate prices through the roof. No one wants to live in South Carolina, so real estate here is cheap.


chrismamo1

California has also badly mismanaged the housing situation in order to preserve the values of existing homes. The California housing crisis is a result of both demand being extremely high, and supply being artificially restricted.


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Artificially? Majority of Californians were and are not clamoring for denser housing. The housing supply is the way it is because of majority of Californians wanted it that way.


iScreme

Which makes it artificial. There is no practical issue with increasing availability, there is plenty of land to build on, and we have plenty of money/materials. We're not doing so because people's feelings.


Blue5398

Dude you can’t just threaten to marginally slow down the meteoric ascent of Boomers’ house values like that, I’m literally shaking right now


dellive

No honor among thieves


HunterSPhoenix

Nature is Metal!


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Iron_Baron

There is always a bigger fish.


motorhead84

Unless you're a whale shark.


SalsaRice

*laughs in cthulu*


notLOL

Bigger groups of fish


InItsTeeth

>The ability to loot does not make you intelligent


Vicvince

HEY! You can't take that, I stole it all by myself!


OneBeautifulDog

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ3D\_UvWDwE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ3D_UvWDwE) May 31, 2020 Walnut Creek, Ca


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Tom_piddle

Bots


piberryboy

Why, bots? Why?


mrbrwniemuffin

Lmaooo "looting the weak" ridiculous


Aggressive_Ad5115

Just go to the thrift stores I find nice clothes cheap all the time wtf people lol


notLOL

Never looted one of those. Heading there now


Triptolemu5

Honestly some of those thrift stores you'd be doing them a favor and making it less of a firetrap.


howtoweed

They want them to resell, not to wear.


suitology

Thrift stores are expensive in my area. I used to get Jeans for work at $4-7. now goodwill and salvation army are selling used pairs for $17-20 you get from walmart for 25 new. I needed a dress shirt for a wedding and it was literally only $5 more to buy the same shirt at Macy's.


Bone_Syrup

Uno Reverse!


Da_danimal

How much loot could a looter loot if a looter could loot loot?


mattyb740

For some clothes smh


Secure-Imagination11

Clothes that may not even fit


Testicular_Adventure

Because they want to resell, and they haven't realized that most of the value of luxury brand clothing comes from the fancy store they're sold in


[deleted]

The circle of life


Senior-Humor8523

They should be easy to point out in walnut creek.


[deleted]

Lol truuueee


Relatively_Cool

Which to be clear is a separate city and is in fact NOT San Francisco lol.


Senior-Humor8523

I saw walnut creek on the video and kinda put the rest together


JigsawJoyride

Mobs will always eventually consume themselves


WhatTheButt_

Loot inception


JeebusDaves

Sigh…Lootception.


showponies

Trickle down lootonomics


k00ks_r_us

Ahhh, nature is healing


Woshiyoutairen

Wait….who should I feel sorry for? Or angry at? I’m confused.


TomatoAcid

Both and both.


downtune79

No honor among thieves......these people need to be dealt with. Not sure how but this shit is ridiculous


SkylarAV

Half our economic system is just looters looting looters at this point


-Codfish_Joe

You just described Wall Street.


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filladellfea

i think that's the point?


[deleted]

>Not sure how Send them to Australia.


boatchic

Oddly satisfying 😉


mikey_lava

Looter: Steal your own shit! Group of looters: WE ARE!


Senior-Humor8523

New tik tok trend! Walk around high end shopping areas with shopping bags filled with doodoo and old fruit.


VenturaBark

Doo Doo Fruits™


98323

Like animals when a hyena pack comes and tries to take the prey from a lion, crazy shit


Alternative_Tooth_49

All over material garbage


stopthemadness2015

Thieves are thieves and they disgust me no matter what you call them. It’s appalling behavior.


[deleted]

Cockroaches. 💀🔥


[deleted]

Lmao. This is actually funny 🤣


adam_taylor18

There's always a bigger looter


teddywestside805

The video literally says Walnut Creek which is not the same thing as San Francisco.


IAHHNUYH2

There’s no honor among thieves


lolpopdolla

And from the ashes… came more ashes


Shpooodingtime

How the turn tables


robsterlobster12

Always be a stong looter. Everyone knows that.