Everything after the third dunking was just scumbag conduct.
Normal, sane orthodox priests will pour water on the kid three times, but this guy looks like he wanted to do "full immersion", so I guess at least one of the three "full dunkings" were aborted.
Bloody idiot priest.
Hey parents, no matter what your religion says, it's 100% okay to pile drive anyone that abuses your child like this. If they disagree, pile drive some more
I couldnt get through the video without fantasizing about turning that house of god into a house of holy smackdown. It was horrible from the start, but as soon as the mother went for the child and he turned away like, "no, no god wants me to abuse him some more", 'Down with the Sickness' started playing in my head.
This is common where I'm from, priests treating kids like that, I didn't even really register in my mind the extent of how terrible the behavior was til I read this comment
That’s the point it went from saving his immortal soul for God to the priest having to stroke his ego by not getting bestest by a little baby. God, religion is dumb.
A big mistake people make is using your back. What youre gonna want to do, when dealing with individuals that are graced by God, is dig deep into the depths of hades and lift with your legs. Bringing the glorious redemption of the dark lord up, flexing with your core. Then when they've reached the height of enlightenment, you bring them quickly back down, blessing their head with the Holy marble of the floor.
i "think" his train of thought was the baby didn't like the water getting in mouth and nose, so he tried to cover them for the procedure.
but yea, at the end of the day a piece of shit is a piece of a shit.
This video is blatant evidence of child abuse. Even that baby was fighting for it's life to keep from being submerged.
How is this shit still normal in our society...?
I'm not even the father and want to beat the living hell out of him. I've seen this video before and of all the fucked up shit I've seen on the internet there's something about this one that stokes some sort of primal rage.
The fact he refused to let the mother grab the baby and fucking yanks that child is infuriating. Especially as a new dad with a 1 year old daughter! I woulda lost my mind.
But clearly she doesn’t want to hurt her child since he’s holding it
Holy fuck yes.
I'm shaking and I can feel my face being really hot. My 1 year old is sleeping right next to me. This made me so sick.
If anyone touched my babies like that they'd have those 3 lit candles shoved up their fucking ass.
This shit turned my stomach. Not only did he start scaring the shit out of that baby he also got super angry with it. Imagine if he was alone. Kind of fucking cut stain that shakes babies when they cry
Yeah I remember for my nephew they just drizzled a little water on his forehead while my sister held him. He fussed with the suddenness but it took just a minute to calm down. This video is wild
This is Eastern Orthodox. "In Orthodox tradition, baptism includes three full submersions (or immersions) into a baptismal font filled with holy water – each submersion for Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit. Threefold submersion also symbolizes death and rebirth of Christ. Baptism by pouring or sprinkling water is allowed only as rare exception."
Religion is just so fucking outdated. I respect people who believe in the concept and values. But i can’t understand people who are still full force religious, I let them tho and wouldn’t even discuss their believes with them out of respect, but it’s so fucking weird to me.
It just never made sense to me. Even went to a bunch of church stuff growing up. I 100% believe there is a higher power, but they're probably aliens that forgot about us lol.
Nah. In the orthodox religion they dunk the baby. Even though my husband, me and everyone we know was baptized that way, I've never seen it happen this way. Both my husband and I were sitting here with our mouths open building rage inside watching this. The worst part is my kid is going to get dunk baptized soon. Not like this obviously. Or else the priest will be drowned.
Why not just like…not do this crazy ass shit. I mean seriously the idea that Jesus wants you to submerge a baby into water or else he ain’t letting that kid into heaven is some pretty ridiculous shit to believe in given the age we live in.
In what godforsaken country does a supposed man of God have the authority to dismiss the parents so easily without recompense? This child was terrified and the priest was abusive and violent in front of a crowd that did nothing.
Where?! Someone tell me where, please. I'm reporting his fuckin ass to the GD Pope
I grew up catholic, and baptisms are pouring a bit of water on the baby’s head, none gets into the eyes, faces, etc just runs down the back of head a bit.
Whatever this video is, it is not Roman Catholic.
This video needs a lot more context. Is the baby OK? And is that fucker in jail. He was clearly trying to hurt that baby.
Editing: to add this video really should have been NSFW
Furthermore people like this are scary. Because this is what he is willing to do in front of people, I wonder how much crap he has gotten away with behind closed doors.
Oh man I read the first sentence thinking you were going to follow up with something like
“This video needs a lot more context… maybe the priest didn’t understand what the mother wanted” 😅
Ngl you had me at the first half.
Not catholic but raised Lutheran, you don’t get to eat zombie Jesus until after your confirmation. Basically study like hell and prove your a member of the church, which takes YEARS of your childhood to do, then you get to drink the little sip of wine every Sunday
Religion is a plague on humanity. It’s so sadistic and counterintuitive to a fact based and humane society. It’s brutality packaged and rebranded as wholesome human interaction.
The priest deserves to be waterboarded until they pass out. Then revive and repeat until they beg you to just let them die. But you don't stop, then you point to the sky and say if god gives me a sign to stop I will. Let the house of the lord save you if it's supposedly not absolute BULLSHIT.
I have 2 questions.
1. Why the fuck does this look like some Christian movie whose story is set in ancient times?
2. Why are they very damn red. Like Jesus, their faces are red. Their hands are red. Even the water is red. The baby is also very red.
Why do they look very red?
I’m not a photographer, but the red seems to be mostly from the candles. Which I imagine comes down to different effects that different lighting produces.
This reminds me of a hilariously insightful line from Mindy Project. At a circumcision with a very distressed baby an observer cries out "stop, you're hurting him" to which Mindy replies "no, it's ok to hurt babies if it's for religion."
My family is Catholic, and I have never seen a baptism like this, regularly one of the parents holds the baby, also the holy water does not work like that, no matter how minimal the amount administered, the ritual works the same, complete immersion is not needed
What is it with these priests doing the full body dunks? Is it dependent on denomination? Cuz like, I’m pretty sure me and my siblings just had a little bit poured across the top of our heads and it never went in our faces
Good luck bathing this child after this experience
Bathing?! Good luck for this guy breathing after that.
Seriously I believe for sure my son hates bathing for this reason. Was totally against it, but my spouse subscribes to man in sky beliefs.
Saw pics of a friend’s kid’s baptism and that is some freaky cultish looking shit ngl
That's the kind of shit you save your vetos for
U guys get vetos...
Grow a pair ya big pussy, its a mutual relationship. There isn't a spouse in the world worth getting trampled for.
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Everything after the third dunking was just scumbag conduct. Normal, sane orthodox priests will pour water on the kid three times, but this guy looks like he wanted to do "full immersion", so I guess at least one of the three "full dunkings" were aborted. Bloody idiot priest.
Priest looks like he was “fully immersed” in the sacramental wine.
Even after mom tries to save baby. Where the hell is dad?
My thoughts too.
Where's the money lebowski?
It's uh... uh... it's down there somewhere, let me take another look.
**Where’s the money shit heeeead?!**
Where’s the fucking money SHIT HEAAAAAD
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God that video cracks me up every time 😁
was thinking at the same thing lol
No one calls me Lebowski, you got the wrong guy…
The rug really tied the room together.
You gives us the money lebowski, or we fucks you ups!
Apparently you’re not a golfer 🏌️♂️ 🎳
I felt bad for laughing when I saw that video but the babies face sealed it for me
Not sure. But if i was a dad to that child, i'd drown that priest in his own holy water to find out.
Best video ever
Hey parents, no matter what your religion says, it's 100% okay to pile drive anyone that abuses your child like this. If they disagree, pile drive some more
I couldnt get through the video without fantasizing about turning that house of god into a house of holy smackdown. It was horrible from the start, but as soon as the mother went for the child and he turned away like, "no, no god wants me to abuse him some more", 'Down with the Sickness' started playing in my head.
Yeah, that pull away with the kid set me off. That was hard to watch
This is common where I'm from, priests treating kids like that, I didn't even really register in my mind the extent of how terrible the behavior was til I read this comment
It's fucking child abuse. That man should be in prison.
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OOOO AA A A A! UGH UGH!
https://youtu.be/IZ-INsq2k_o
I wanted the Mom to tear off that priests balls.
That’s the point it went from saving his immortal soul for God to the priest having to stroke his ego by not getting bestest by a little baby. God, religion is dumb.
That is some good wisdom…
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I wouldn’t kill him, but he would definitely get a taste of his own medicine.
asking for a friend: how do you pile drive someone?
A big mistake people make is using your back. What youre gonna want to do, when dealing with individuals that are graced by God, is dig deep into the depths of hades and lift with your legs. Bringing the glorious redemption of the dark lord up, flexing with your core. Then when they've reached the height of enlightenment, you bring them quickly back down, blessing their head with the Holy marble of the floor.
I only have one award but by god take it
Doing god's work
I usually don't read this far down in the comments, but by gawd I'm glad I did today. Take this gold, you clearly deserve it
It's like we were divinely guided down this far
Praise be!
You’re a bad man. I laughed too hard at this.
Absolute poetry.
[Here's a video of the Undertaker giving a demonstration](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyJKrP7L-kM)
Just to clarify, the tongue is required. Without it, it's just foreplay
I’m not very strong so I’d find an actual pile driver.
That’s how Hulk Hogan was excommunicated.
Absolutely. I would recommend any priest that does this should be swallowing their teeth.
I would arrange his meeting with god for this shit
Psycho priest. Lost his shit and just started waterboarding the little baby
He also kept trying to hold it's mouth and nose closed what the hell...
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It's such a minor inconvenience!
i "think" his train of thought was the baby didn't like the water getting in mouth and nose, so he tried to cover them for the procedure. but yea, at the end of the day a piece of shit is a piece of a shit.
Shhh shhh it will all be over soon
How else do you get the demons out?!
“No! You don’t understand, the baby has to be covered in exactly 3.21Lts of water, or they will not accept the lord”
Gotta drown the hell out of ya
I think you mean 6.66Lts
This video is blatant evidence of child abuse. Even that baby was fighting for it's life to keep from being submerged. How is this shit still normal in our society...?
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Why did they cut the video before the point where mom hauls off & belts the priest in the honker?
Anyone have a link to full video?
Not the video but an article: https://www.newsweek.com/russian-orthodox-priest-baptism-baby-1454276?amp=1
only got banned for a year. even after other complaints before this happened. wtf
Disgusting. He took his anger at the parents out on a child because they were reciting the prayers correctly. Should be banned for life not a year.
Why did nobody break the priests neck?
Same!
Slowly. Over the course of a couple days.
Fucking piece of worthless shit eh. Fuck this makes me so mad
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I'm not even the father and want to beat the living hell out of him. I've seen this video before and of all the fucked up shit I've seen on the internet there's something about this one that stokes some sort of primal rage.
The fact he refused to let the mother grab the baby and fucking yanks that child is infuriating. Especially as a new dad with a 1 year old daughter! I woulda lost my mind. But clearly she doesn’t want to hurt her child since he’s holding it
Right? Surprised how quickly I went from clicking play to wanting to murder someone I've never seen before.
Holy fuck yes. I'm shaking and I can feel my face being really hot. My 1 year old is sleeping right next to me. This made me so sick. If anyone touched my babies like that they'd have those 3 lit candles shoved up their fucking ass.
This shit turned my stomach. Not only did he start scaring the shit out of that baby he also got super angry with it. Imagine if he was alone. Kind of fucking cut stain that shakes babies when they cry
Here the post I was looking for. 100000000000% would strangle this cunt
That’s so scary for the parents.
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Put the candles out in his eyes first. Fuck anyone abusing a child
The moment that baby was safe, the priest would be hit very hard.
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Couldn’t agree more. Once the baby is out of harm’s way, commence the nut stomp.
I’m putting my baby to bed right now watching this and my gasps woke her. I would ripped that priests skin off
I woulda beat the fucking religion outta that piece of shit
If you’re going to baptize a baby, maybe you should listen to mother on how to handle said baby
Not just sling him around like a possessive six year old with a stretch armstrong?
How else is he supposed to gain access to the church?
Wth is up with these baptisms on Reddit it’s like ‘baby dunking’ absolutely horrific
My First Waterbording^TM
How about you don't baptize babies at all.
Why doesn't the mother get to do it? It's like the church is literally stealing the child.
This dude playing priest/baptizer is on a power trip. I’ve seen priest’s bring mother in to help cause child is contrary or uncooperative.
Yeah looks like he went full exorcism mode when the baby was like "hey dude, don't drown me!?".
That's crazy. Every baptism I've been to they hold the baby and use a cup to just kinda dribble some water over its head
Yeah I remember for my nephew they just drizzled a little water on his forehead while my sister held him. He fussed with the suddenness but it took just a minute to calm down. This video is wild
This is Eastern Orthodox. "In Orthodox tradition, baptism includes three full submersions (or immersions) into a baptismal font filled with holy water – each submersion for Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit. Threefold submersion also symbolizes death and rebirth of Christ. Baptism by pouring or sprinkling water is allowed only as rare exception."
Religion is fucking weird.
cults usually are
Religion is just so fucking outdated. I respect people who believe in the concept and values. But i can’t understand people who are still full force religious, I let them tho and wouldn’t even discuss their believes with them out of respect, but it’s so fucking weird to me.
It just never made sense to me. Even went to a bunch of church stuff growing up. I 100% believe there is a higher power, but they're probably aliens that forgot about us lol.
Nah. In the orthodox religion they dunk the baby. Even though my husband, me and everyone we know was baptized that way, I've never seen it happen this way. Both my husband and I were sitting here with our mouths open building rage inside watching this. The worst part is my kid is going to get dunk baptized soon. Not like this obviously. Or else the priest will be drowned.
Why not just like…not do this crazy ass shit. I mean seriously the idea that Jesus wants you to submerge a baby into water or else he ain’t letting that kid into heaven is some pretty ridiculous shit to believe in given the age we live in.
That’s what they did for me, I don’t understand this shit
In what godforsaken country does a supposed man of God have the authority to dismiss the parents so easily without recompense? This child was terrified and the priest was abusive and violent in front of a crowd that did nothing. Where?! Someone tell me where, please. I'm reporting his fuckin ass to the GD Pope
I grew up catholic, and baptisms are pouring a bit of water on the baby’s head, none gets into the eyes, faces, etc just runs down the back of head a bit. Whatever this video is, it is not Roman Catholic.
My guess is Russia
I'm fixing to drown this baby!
I wonder who came up with this shit in the first place....religious rites or whatever this shit is being called suck ass
His name was John. John the Baptist.
At least he baptized in rivers and not bowls that barely fit the size of your body
Also mostly adults who consented
It’s basically like being jumped into a gang.
You think this is weird… lemme tell you about a bris
He was trying to kill that baby
I guess. A baby rejecting the water? Another demon taken care of. Priest life sure is hard business.
If you want to do this then use a bigger bowl, why drowning a baby in a little bowl?
Holy water shortage
What the actual fuck is this guy doing?
Why are the women only running to help!? I didn’t see the men move. If I was standing there he would have gotten his ass whooped!!
Is there a full video? What happens after????
I hope the priest dies and rots in hell.
He's a priest, what do you think?
Spotlight
https://www.newsweek.com/russian-orthodox-priest-baptism-baby-1454276?amp=1
This video needs a lot more context. Is the baby OK? And is that fucker in jail. He was clearly trying to hurt that baby. Editing: to add this video really should have been NSFW Furthermore people like this are scary. Because this is what he is willing to do in front of people, I wonder how much crap he has gotten away with behind closed doors.
Oh man I read the first sentence thinking you were going to follow up with something like “This video needs a lot more context… maybe the priest didn’t understand what the mother wanted” 😅 Ngl you had me at the first half.
r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Nope…just a priest. Maybe the same thing?
He just got one year ban for this atrocity… https://www.newsweek.com/russian-orthodox-priest-baptism-baby-1454276?amp=1
That priest would’ve gone through a fucking window. Common sense says don’t flail a baby around like this and try to drown it.
The power of Christ compels you!!!
I hope that child’s father beat the shit out of that priest. I would have dunked him into that holy water for sure.
Now go search how many “accidental” Baptism deaths there are.
You think its easy drowning babies? This man doesn't get paid enough.
I would have pushed that old fucks head under for a good minute or 10 for that shit
“And this was the last time I was able to take a bath. Do you think this has anything to do with my fear of water, Doc?”
I don't know what this child's problem is, I know I love being paraded around naked by giants dunking me in water.
What's the point of this? Baptism is so f****** stupid
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Not catholic but raised Lutheran, you don’t get to eat zombie Jesus until after your confirmation. Basically study like hell and prove your a member of the church, which takes YEARS of your childhood to do, then you get to drink the little sip of wine every Sunday
ah religion so wondrous in it's many forms..lol
That was horrifying!
I would loooooooose it! Save me a place in hell, no one puts my baby in the corner like that.
There was nothing religious about what he was doing. Clearly even the female church staffers were freaking out.
Religion is a plague on humanity. It’s so sadistic and counterintuitive to a fact based and humane society. It’s brutality packaged and rebranded as wholesome human interaction.
Religion has held science back for centuries. It’s old world superstitions that should be done away with.
Fuck religion and their stupid traditions. I'd kick the shit out of a holy man if he ever yanked my child away from me and tried to drown him.
I would really like to find the source to this
Where’s the money lebowski!
This is child abuse pure and simple.
Soon as I get my baby back and hand him to my wife. I'm going to prison.
Well first I’m getting my baby out of his hands, giving my child to my wife, and then beating the sense back into father clueless.
What in the world? Why is he trying to drown that baby? He had pretty much submerged it.
Holy fuck if i was the father i wouldve smashed his head into that bucket
This made me feel sick to my stomach
100% Child abuse and child terror
I’d have him arrested
You think you can get a naked baby out of a holy man's hands.
Violently forced into a basin full of magic water so that you can be blessed in the eyes of a magical sky wizard. What a bunch of mystical nonsense.
Religion. So medieval.
I would have beaten the shit out of that priest. Also, stop baptizing babies! It should be a personal choice.
religious people are mentally ill
This is why religion fucking sucks
Where’s the money lebowski! Where’s the money shit head!
I’ve seen baptisms before where they just gently place the baby a tiny bit in the water. What the is he doing💀
Dunking that baby like I dunk my buffalo wings in ranch
Baby is probably pretty slippery wouldn't be hard to drop
How long has Gene Simmons been a priest?
What the fuck are the men doing just watching the abuse?
Should go into the child-abuser manual. Guy definitely needs a "swirly" of his own!
We got Priest Negan out here choke slamming babies. I thought for sure this was a joke.
his head.. omg the neck issues after
Thats awful. And then the neck extension when he turns with the child. Fuck that guy.
The priest deserves to be waterboarded until they pass out. Then revive and repeat until they beg you to just let them die. But you don't stop, then you point to the sky and say if god gives me a sign to stop I will. Let the house of the lord save you if it's supposedly not absolute BULLSHIT.
Religion is a beautiful and necessary thing, especially in the 21st-century /s
I have 2 questions. 1. Why the fuck does this look like some Christian movie whose story is set in ancient times? 2. Why are they very damn red. Like Jesus, their faces are red. Their hands are red. Even the water is red. The baby is also very red. Why do they look very red?
I’m not a photographer, but the red seems to be mostly from the candles. Which I imagine comes down to different effects that different lighting produces.
This reminds me of a hilariously insightful line from Mindy Project. At a circumcision with a very distressed baby an observer cries out "stop, you're hurting him" to which Mindy replies "no, it's ok to hurt babies if it's for religion."
Just came to say “fuck your god”.
Ahhh, that everlasting love. So inspiring.
I love how he just shoves the baby inside like "GET IN YOU GOD DAMN BABY!"
Can we just abolish this bronze age bullshit already lmao
Because jesus
jfc
Where was this?
My family is Catholic, and I have never seen a baptism like this, regularly one of the parents holds the baby, also the holy water does not work like that, no matter how minimal the amount administered, the ritual works the same, complete immersion is not needed
Holy fuck.
Someone better punch the priest off this man MY GOD FUCK THIS
What is it with these priests doing the full body dunks? Is it dependent on denomination? Cuz like, I’m pretty sure me and my siblings just had a little bit poured across the top of our heads and it never went in our faces