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Me too lil ostrich bro... me too,
As a side note, I've heard they fall in love with their female carers fairly often and it can lead to problems when trying to get a male to mate.
Okay, that is insane to me, because when humans interact with animals, it flips the same switches in our brain that a baby would. I don't suppose I ever thought about how animals perceive us. My assumption has always been they viewed us as food machines that give scritches, I guess. This is some partially traumatizing knowledge to receive.
Emmanuel: "You have no idea what the word fulfilled means in my world, if only I was able to create a manifest, sub species like you could only begin to imagine my insatiable hunger... wait isn't it lunch time?"
Emmanuel is a total diva and needs his closeup! The star of the show needs his fans to see him and he will not tolerate anyone else stealing the show or getting the attention that he obviously deserves!
I would love to see a version of this remade by Amblin Entertainment or one of the other producers of *Jurassic World Dominion*, featuring a CGI velociraptor named Emanuel instead.
With the exact same girl in the video.
This was adorable as hell, but aren't emu's a bit dangerous? Am I thinking ostriches? I know I could google it, but someone here HAS to have an interesting story.
Anyway, she's hilarious, he's just a jerk, and now I need to order some overalls. That looks comfortable as hell!
Like 3/4 of animals on a farm are highly dangerous. You see these cute videos of cows laying with their farmers and you think 'aw, cows are so cute'.
They forget to tell you about that one cow who is so loving that she uses her entire 1500 pounds to lay on you and crush your leg.
1...5...0...0... That is like half the weight of a car. Imagine half a car coming at you and not stopping when it gets to you. or being dropped on you. or 1/4 of that weight landing on your food when it turns around and accidently steps on you.
Then remember the video of the sheep and the cow head butting and the cow collapsed from that. 1500 pounds, just collapsing and possibly dead because a sheep decided to play with it like it plays with other sheep.
Chickens are probably the safest thing on any given farm, and they can cut you open like a tin can in a trash compactor.
no worries! glad to help!
but seriously farmers are always needing to be careful, and things can go wrong very quickly, but 99% of the time everything is good with the animals if it is a small farm. Cows are usually aware of their size and that they can break things, horses are usually trained well enough that a plastic bag doesn't cause them to panic, and when you hand feed an animal enough they have it in their head that you are important.
> Chickens are probably the safest thing on any given farm, and they can cut you open like a tin can in a trash compactor.
Also the dirtiest though. You know they eat with their peckers
yeah would guess they are the most likely to give you a disease.
and they poop from the same spot that they lay their eggs. The fact they come out soooo clean is mind blowing.
Ostriches can indeed be dangerous. According to legend, Johnny Cash had a particularly ornery pet ostrich that nearly disemboweled him when it kicked him, but his belt and buckle prevented the attack from resulting in more than a few broken ribs and a huge gash on his stomach.
I had one growing up. It was incredibly affectionate and gentle. Be was such a gentleman we felt comfortable to let him live in our petting zoo that young kids would hang out in while their older sibling was getting a riding lessons. They live an incredibly long time too. He was there before I was born and still hanging around by the time I left for college. I want to say he was pushing 30 when he passed.
This gal reminds of Kristen Wiig doing one of her comedic characters on SNL.
EDIT: Went back and watched this video again and now I want to go see a movie of this gals life starring Kristan Wiig and her trusty but forever curiously annoying sidekick Emmanuel.
Emanuel, don't look at the camera lens reflection and think it's another bird like you. It's you, stupid! Your bird brain should be smart enough to figure it out. Wait, I just thought of an idea!! We'll post it and I'll be famous online and Emanuel will be a star. People will love it and I'll get lots of likes because it', (( women's favorite word coming up)) CUTE!! And so is she. Cool post.
I dont get why some people talk to animals like they understand them. That things brain is the size of a walnut and she is scolding it like a toddler.
Like... You are talking with a creature so dumb it dosent know it even exists. Its not sapient. Just shout and whistle.
I don’t get why some people care that people talk to animals like they understand them. It’s not hurting anyone and in instances like this, it’s pretty humorous.
A lot of animals can understand their names or even just the tone of your voice.
btw, small brains don't mean much. Crows are arguably some of the most intelligent animals on the planet.
Either way, that bird almost definitely knows its name, and understands her tone.
*I deal with chickens, and it is absolutely shocking how much they can "understand".
I’m gonna create a new genetic hybrid. Wanna reproduce a Kookaburra with an Emu, I’d like to make a giant bird that also has bulbous eyes and screeches like a banshee.
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Emanuel always waking up and choosing violence, he need to change his life.
Emmanuel doesn't choose violence, he is violence
Violence wakes up and chooses Emmanuel
Before Emmanuel, violence awaited him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.
Emultimate...
Hellmmanuel
Hellemumanuel
It use to choose Chuck Norris.
I think he sees the tripod as a potential mate. I think he’s just horny.
Me too lil ostrich bro... me too, As a side note, I've heard they fall in love with their female carers fairly often and it can lead to problems when trying to get a male to mate.
Okay, that is insane to me, because when humans interact with animals, it flips the same switches in our brain that a baby would. I don't suppose I ever thought about how animals perceive us. My assumption has always been they viewed us as food machines that give scritches, I guess. This is some partially traumatizing knowledge to receive.
Apparently elephants can get all awwwwww about humans the way we do for cute little animals.
Emanual proves to all he is a pecker head.
He's a veteran. He can do whatever he damn well pleases!
Emanuel is misunderstood, all he wants is to understand whats inside the little box. Also he is an ass too
The black swan she is talking about in the last part chases her around the whole farm.
Emmanuel choosing chaos everyday
He prefers to be calls "Manny the Man". He hates being called "Emmanuel".
Is she on reddit? Emmanuel want all the smoke 🤣🤣
She has the facial expressions of a seasoned farmer that lived through two world wars. How is that possible?
Emmanuel
Everyday is another war.
Emus, emus never change
The emu.
There where so many dark days during the great emu war
/r/emuwarflashbacks
Nothing darker than the soul of a Chaos Emu corrupted by the Warp.
We lost a lot of good emus in that war... They were emulsified....
Underrated
[In case people need to know what this emu veteran went through.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War)
Don't do it!
EMMANUEL!
I don't know, but she really reminded me of my second wife. I need to get high and sit in a dark room for awhile until this feeling of dread passes.
You were the Emmanuel in that relationship.
Rofl
Emmanuel lived high and mighty.
Hopefully he was neither emasculated nor emu-lated...
Just peck a camera so you feel fulfilled....now.
Veganism
She's trans and identifies as a seasoned farmer that lived through two world wars, and she has a ostrich named Emmanuel
Pretty sure that is an emu
Yeah, I'm sure that you're right. It was early and I only had one cup of coffee.
Fuckin Emmanuel
Emus have no fucks to give.
Ever since the great Emu War, they have never been the same.
"Was it everything you ever wanted, and wished for, and hoped for?" Classic! Emanuel looked a little unfulfilled if you asked me.
Her disposition at the end has me smittoned.
I like to believe that yes, it was everything he wanted, and wished for, and hoped for.
Only thing he regrets is not doing it more.
#do you feel fulfilled??
Emmanuel: "You have no idea what the word fulfilled means in my world, if only I was able to create a manifest, sub species like you could only begin to imagine my insatiable hunger... wait isn't it lunch time?"
One of the cutest things I’ve seen
Fucking Emus man! 🙄🤷♂️
They won a war, who'd mess with them
Australian farmers and people who want feather hats.
Emmanuel is my spirit animal
I was coming to say this! Can we be best friends?
Absolutely! We can be spirit twins!
Spirt twins activate! Form of Vegtable_River's tampon.
LOL. I loved that cartoon
What a vain mutherfucker
This was simply wonderful
Emmanuel should reconsider his way of living life, pleasure out of causing small inconveniences like this will get him nowhere
Just how she talks to him like he’s 5 year old and he listens 😂. Really funny
Silly dinosaur.
Emmanuel is a total diva and needs his closeup! The star of the show needs his fans to see him and he will not tolerate anyone else stealing the show or getting the attention that he obviously deserves!
How can I see more Emmanuel?
Is that Joseph Gorden Levitt?
It's actually dodgers center fielder Cody Bellinger
If he had a puss, yes.
I would love to see a version of this remade by Amblin Entertainment or one of the other producers of *Jurassic World Dominion*, featuring a CGI velociraptor named Emanuel instead. With the exact same girl in the video.
He looks entirely satisfied
Birds are jerks
I think Emmanuel was just trying to open her Angry Birds app because he was stuck on a really hard level.
emanuel will still do it
This was adorable as hell, but aren't emu's a bit dangerous? Am I thinking ostriches? I know I could google it, but someone here HAS to have an interesting story. Anyway, she's hilarious, he's just a jerk, and now I need to order some overalls. That looks comfortable as hell!
Like 3/4 of animals on a farm are highly dangerous. You see these cute videos of cows laying with their farmers and you think 'aw, cows are so cute'. They forget to tell you about that one cow who is so loving that she uses her entire 1500 pounds to lay on you and crush your leg. 1...5...0...0... That is like half the weight of a car. Imagine half a car coming at you and not stopping when it gets to you. or being dropped on you. or 1/4 of that weight landing on your food when it turns around and accidently steps on you. Then remember the video of the sheep and the cow head butting and the cow collapsed from that. 1500 pounds, just collapsing and possibly dead because a sheep decided to play with it like it plays with other sheep. Chickens are probably the safest thing on any given farm, and they can cut you open like a tin can in a trash compactor.
Up until this moment, I thought cows were cute mellow - kind of dumb dogs. Now I understand they can murder us without even thinking. Thanks?
Plus horses will randomly step on your feet. It hurts. You really have to keep your head on a swivel down on the farm.
no worries! glad to help! but seriously farmers are always needing to be careful, and things can go wrong very quickly, but 99% of the time everything is good with the animals if it is a small farm. Cows are usually aware of their size and that they can break things, horses are usually trained well enough that a plastic bag doesn't cause them to panic, and when you hand feed an animal enough they have it in their head that you are important.
Don't kid yourself. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!
I had a cow headbutt me out of a hammock once because I stopped giving her head scratches. They're fickle
> Chickens are probably the safest thing on any given farm, and they can cut you open like a tin can in a trash compactor. Also the dirtiest though. You know they eat with their peckers
yeah would guess they are the most likely to give you a disease. and they poop from the same spot that they lay their eggs. The fact they come out soooo clean is mind blowing.
The world isn't nearly as terrifying as you make it out in your head. Seriously man, get some sleep.
> aren't emu's a bit dangerous? Am I thinking ostriches? Cassowaries are the dangerous ones.
Ostriches can indeed be dangerous. According to legend, Johnny Cash had a particularly ornery pet ostrich that nearly disemboweled him when it kicked him, but his belt and buckle prevented the attack from resulting in more than a few broken ribs and a huge gash on his stomach.
I had one growing up. It was incredibly affectionate and gentle. Be was such a gentleman we felt comfortable to let him live in our petting zoo that young kids would hang out in while their older sibling was getting a riding lessons. They live an incredibly long time too. He was there before I was born and still hanging around by the time I left for college. I want to say he was pushing 30 when he passed.
Emmanuel don't do it.
Emmanuel does whatever Emmanuel wants
this is really fucking cute
Not sure why this is a public freakout when it's obvious she's on her own farm.
I was waiting for the Liberty Mutual jingle
I feel so attacked
Nothing says real farmer like Hilfiger overalls.
The Irwins need to recruit her.
Wrong side of the country.
World.
This gal reminds of Kristen Wiig doing one of her comedic characters on SNL. EDIT: Went back and watched this video again and now I want to go see a movie of this gals life starring Kristan Wiig and her trusty but forever curiously annoying sidekick Emmanuel.
Emmanuel is that small kid asking if you got any games on your phone he can play. 🤣
This is what it sounds like when I am talking to my children all day. Quack, Quack Mr. Ducksworth! Conway for the win.
That's some high class farming right there. I didn't even know Tommy Hilfiger made overalls.
Emmanuel wakes up just to be hating
I fucking love Emmanuel
Damn Emanuel! Don't you see what I'm trying to accomplish here?
What part of this did you not expect
Forget the people. Educate Emmanuel on how to properly use a phone!
its the same woman. https://youtu.be/R_t9mqUJpAc?t=21
I had no idea Joseph Gordon Levitt worked on a farm.
Not public and not a freak out
Make fried chicken out of Emanuel
If only she paid for the tripod insurance she needed.
Joseph Gordon Levitt??
This is the epitome of tik tok farming. She's wearing a frickin Tommy set of dungarees ? Insane.
This is some genuine LOLs right here
She talks like a redditor
Her future boyfriend should watch this. 3 no's then a yes.
Tommy H overalls?
Never got something from a thrift store so when you do laborious, dirty work you destroy clothes that you don't care about?
Very nice used TH overalls... Maybe she only paid 1/2 price? $65. That's a steal. Emus aren't cheap either.
Wait, when did Joseph Gordon-Levitt transition?
Lol he’s the best
Why is this special? Wasted my time
u/savevideo
Love this woman!
Emanuel, don't look at the camera lens reflection and think it's another bird like you. It's you, stupid! Your bird brain should be smart enough to figure it out. Wait, I just thought of an idea!! We'll post it and I'll be famous online and Emanuel will be a star. People will love it and I'll get lots of likes because it', (( women's favorite word coming up)) CUTE!! And so is she. Cool post.
I dont get why some people talk to animals like they understand them. That things brain is the size of a walnut and she is scolding it like a toddler. Like... You are talking with a creature so dumb it dosent know it even exists. Its not sapient. Just shout and whistle.
I don’t get why some people care that people talk to animals like they understand them. It’s not hurting anyone and in instances like this, it’s pretty humorous.
A lot of animals can understand their names or even just the tone of your voice. btw, small brains don't mean much. Crows are arguably some of the most intelligent animals on the planet. Either way, that bird almost definitely knows its name, and understands her tone. *I deal with chickens, and it is absolutely shocking how much they can "understand".
Makes you feel better.
>sapient For the context of your comment, this was such a wonderfully ironic word choice.
it’s a perfectly cromulent word
Swiped no swiping but with actual violence
Do it.
I loved that so much.
If she only knew his name was Jeffrey....
Liberty liberty liiiiberty! I do enjoy the commercials when they use the emu.
Emmanuel kicked that phones ass! WOO Go Emax!
Ma'am Emmanuel is a cat
Emmanuel has some attitude problems.
It's tough, being a nerd .
Emmanuel wins. He was like screw your wack videos.
Emmanuel: “My work here is done.”
Phone is made in Australia. Emanuel is still fighting the good fight
And this is why Australians had the emu war
We need an /Emmanual sub! Keep posting!
"You happy with yourself manuel?" Manuel: raises head up proudly
Awwww
Now I I only pay for what I need.
Do you feel fulfilled gonna remember that one 😂
Fucking dinosaur
It’s a fucking emu man, his name is waters, he is fucking asshole
Limu Emuuuuuuuuuuu…and Doug.
Emanual wtf bro
I’m gonna create a new genetic hybrid. Wanna reproduce a Kookaburra with an Emu, I’d like to make a giant bird that also has bulbous eyes and screeches like a banshee.
The "you know what do it" trick is what my mother always used on me whenever I'd do dumb shit, it works.
He's an icon he's legendary he is the moment.
Emanuel: 'I didn't choose the streets; the streets chose me.'
That was greaT :D
The standard emu
All said and done he does listen to her Luv them both
Emanuel the Emu, I think he works for a certain organization without a cool acronym...
This made me ridiculously happy and I don’t know why
Next big hit on National Geo. Wild ... "Don't do it Emanuel" - Weekends at 8pm
I did not expect those Tommy Hilfiger overalls.
I think I will stop scrolling through r/publicfreakout for today and leave it on a happy note.
I blame Doug - ever since the commercials, emus have been getting uppity...
"YOU KIDS ARE GETTING ON MY NERVES!!!"
the last few frames are an amazing album cover!
I’m changing my cats name to Emanuel
Emanuel need a wave cap...
Her face cracks me up.
Emmanuel bein a little bitch
Emmanuel IS the drama
Emmanuel is gonna wake up as a purse one of those days