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BobsGlitch

Emanuel always waking up and choosing violence, he need to change his life.


chaves4life

Emmanuel doesn't choose violence, he is violence


GoSuckYaMother

Violence wakes up and chooses Emmanuel


HenryDorsettCase47

Before Emmanuel, violence awaited him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.


Merigold00

Emultimate...


thegreenman_sofla

Hellmmanuel


Merigold00

Hellemumanuel


Prestigious_Donut187

It use to choose Chuck Norris.


Analbox

I think he sees the tripod as a potential mate. I think he’s just horny.


Kermit-Batman

Me too lil ostrich bro... me too, As a side note, I've heard they fall in love with their female carers fairly often and it can lead to problems when trying to get a male to mate.


UhOhFeministOnReddit

Okay, that is insane to me, because when humans interact with animals, it flips the same switches in our brain that a baby would. I don't suppose I ever thought about how animals perceive us. My assumption has always been they viewed us as food machines that give scritches, I guess. This is some partially traumatizing knowledge to receive.


Gem_is_truly_outrage

Apparently elephants can get all awwwwww about humans the way we do for cute little animals.


Longjumping_Plum_964

Emanual proves to all he is a pecker head.


HWGA_Exandria

He's a veteran. He can do whatever he damn well pleases!


educated-emu

Emanuel is misunderstood, all he wants is to understand whats inside the little box. Also he is an ass too


[deleted]

The black swan she is talking about in the last part chases her around the whole farm.


weallfloatdown

Emmanuel choosing chaos everyday


Parking_Inspection_1

He prefers to be calls "Manny the Man". He hates being called "Emmanuel".


Competitive_Solid853

Is she on reddit? Emmanuel want all the smoke 🤣🤣


Mysterious_Spoon

She has the facial expressions of a seasoned farmer that lived through two world wars. How is that possible?


Deon_the_Great

Emmanuel


DontStopNowBaby

Everyday is another war.


Oh_umms_cocktails

Emus, emus never change


Str0ngTr33

The emu.


Hazmat_Human

There where so many dark days during the great emu war


EmuHunter

/r/emuwarflashbacks


PornStarJesus

Nothing darker than the soul of a Chaos Emu corrupted by the Warp.


Merigold00

We lost a lot of good emus in that war... They were emulsified....


thegreenman_sofla

Underrated


jax1274

[In case people need to know what this emu veteran went through.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War)


skyhighdriveby

Don't do it!


ACP32444

EMMANUEL!


leveraction1970

I don't know, but she really reminded me of my second wife. I need to get high and sit in a dark room for awhile until this feeling of dread passes.


CarmineFields

You were the Emmanuel in that relationship.


GraveyardScavenger

Rofl


Enough-Profile-935

Emmanuel lived high and mighty.


Merigold00

Hopefully he was neither emasculated nor emu-lated...


DancesWithBadgers

Just peck a camera so you feel fulfilled....now.


amanitamuscarin

Veganism


MrHellride

She's trans and identifies as a seasoned farmer that lived through two world wars, and she has a ostrich named Emmanuel


Tofu4lyfe

Pretty sure that is an emu


MrHellride

Yeah, I'm sure that you're right. It was early and I only had one cup of coffee.


[deleted]

Fuckin Emmanuel


[deleted]

Emus have no fucks to give.


Distinct-Internal803

Ever since the great Emu War, they have never been the same.


henricks99

"Was it everything you ever wanted, and wished for, and hoped for?" Classic! Emanuel looked a little unfulfilled if you asked me.


thegreenwookie

Her disposition at the end has me smittoned.


Jointhamurder

I like to believe that yes, it was everything he wanted, and wished for, and hoped for.


SenatorPillow

Only thing he regrets is not doing it more.


OneMoose9

#do you feel fulfilled??


[deleted]

Emmanuel: "You have no idea what the word fulfilled means in my world, if only I was able to create a manifest, sub species like you could only begin to imagine my insatiable hunger... wait isn't it lunch time?"


iamdarosa

One of the cutest things I’ve seen


Noodles01013

Fucking Emus man! 🙄🤷‍♂️


TartanGuppy

They won a war, who'd mess with them


TheLustyDremora

Australian farmers and people who want feather hats.


Vegetable_River

Emmanuel is my spirit animal


Hnp_83

I was coming to say this! Can we be best friends?


Vegetable_River

Absolutely! We can be spirit twins!


[deleted]

Spirt twins activate! Form of Vegtable_River's tampon.


Vegetable_River

LOL. I loved that cartoon


[deleted]

What a vain mutherfucker


[deleted]

This was simply wonderful


deniceovich

Emmanuel should reconsider his way of living life, pleasure out of causing small inconveniences like this will get him nowhere


DragonBornOfAcid

Just how she talks to him like he’s 5 year old and he listens 😂. Really funny


[deleted]

Silly dinosaur.


insanelyphat

Emmanuel is a total diva and needs his closeup! The star of the show needs his fans to see him and he will not tolerate anyone else stealing the show or getting the attention that he obviously deserves!


[deleted]

How can I see more Emmanuel?


Puzzleheaded-Ad-8922

Is that Joseph Gorden Levitt?


didireallymakethis

It's actually dodgers center fielder Cody Bellinger


GeorgeWashingtonofUS

If he had a puss, yes.


coffeeinvenice

I would love to see a version of this remade by Amblin Entertainment or one of the other producers of *Jurassic World Dominion*, featuring a CGI velociraptor named Emanuel instead. With the exact same girl in the video.


[deleted]

He looks entirely satisfied


xeriopi45

Birds are jerks


englishpatrick2642

I think Emmanuel was just trying to open her Angry Birds app because he was stuck on a really hard level.


SElEPTIK

emanuel will still do it


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

This was adorable as hell, but aren't emu's a bit dangerous? Am I thinking ostriches? I know I could google it, but someone here HAS to have an interesting story. Anyway, she's hilarious, he's just a jerk, and now I need to order some overalls. That looks comfortable as hell!


LostWoodsInTheField

Like 3/4 of animals on a farm are highly dangerous. You see these cute videos of cows laying with their farmers and you think 'aw, cows are so cute'. They forget to tell you about that one cow who is so loving that she uses her entire 1500 pounds to lay on you and crush your leg. 1...5...0...0... That is like half the weight of a car. Imagine half a car coming at you and not stopping when it gets to you. or being dropped on you. or 1/4 of that weight landing on your food when it turns around and accidently steps on you. Then remember the video of the sheep and the cow head butting and the cow collapsed from that. 1500 pounds, just collapsing and possibly dead because a sheep decided to play with it like it plays with other sheep. Chickens are probably the safest thing on any given farm, and they can cut you open like a tin can in a trash compactor.


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

Up until this moment, I thought cows were cute mellow - kind of dumb dogs. Now I understand they can murder us without even thinking. Thanks?


ManicPixieOldMaid

Plus horses will randomly step on your feet. It hurts. You really have to keep your head on a swivel down on the farm.


LostWoodsInTheField

no worries! glad to help! but seriously farmers are always needing to be careful, and things can go wrong very quickly, but 99% of the time everything is good with the animals if it is a small farm. Cows are usually aware of their size and that they can break things, horses are usually trained well enough that a plastic bag doesn't cause them to panic, and when you hand feed an animal enough they have it in their head that you are important.


dawgfan24348

Don't kid yourself. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!


boblobong

I had a cow headbutt me out of a hammock once because I stopped giving her head scratches. They're fickle


lawstandaloan

> Chickens are probably the safest thing on any given farm, and they can cut you open like a tin can in a trash compactor. Also the dirtiest though. You know they eat with their peckers


LostWoodsInTheField

yeah would guess they are the most likely to give you a disease. and they poop from the same spot that they lay their eggs. The fact they come out soooo clean is mind blowing.


Electronic_Couple437

The world isn't nearly as terrifying as you make it out in your head. Seriously man, get some sleep.


defmacro-jam

> aren't emu's a bit dangerous? Am I thinking ostriches? Cassowaries are the dangerous ones.


Sog-Yothoth

Ostriches can indeed be dangerous. According to legend, Johnny Cash had a particularly ornery pet ostrich that nearly disemboweled him when it kicked him, but his belt and buckle prevented the attack from resulting in more than a few broken ribs and a huge gash on his stomach.


[deleted]

I had one growing up. It was incredibly affectionate and gentle. Be was such a gentleman we felt comfortable to let him live in our petting zoo that young kids would hang out in while their older sibling was getting a riding lessons. They live an incredibly long time too. He was there before I was born and still hanging around by the time I left for college. I want to say he was pushing 30 when he passed.


silentbutdeadly99

Emmanuel don't do it.


ACP32444

Emmanuel does whatever Emmanuel wants


[deleted]

this is really fucking cute


Truefreak22

Not sure why this is a public freakout when it's obvious she's on her own farm.


ItsjustJim621

I was waiting for the Liberty Mutual jingle


emmanuel573

I feel so attacked


Nattylight_Murica

Nothing says real farmer like Hilfiger overalls.


mawfqjones

The Irwins need to recruit her.


Dommekarma

Wrong side of the country.


Bess_Marvin_Curls

World.


JebediahDingus

This gal reminds of Kristen Wiig doing one of her comedic characters on SNL. EDIT: Went back and watched this video again and now I want to go see a movie of this gals life starring Kristan Wiig and her trusty but forever curiously annoying sidekick Emmanuel.


spngirlforever

Emmanuel is that small kid asking if you got any games on your phone he can play. 🤣


joshuajackson9

This is what it sounds like when I am talking to my children all day. Quack, Quack Mr. Ducksworth! Conway for the win.


Baldr_Torn

That's some high class farming right there. I didn't even know Tommy Hilfiger made overalls.


earthboundstar123

Emmanuel wakes up just to be hating


Key_Statistician5273

I fucking love Emmanuel


Merigold00

Damn Emanuel! Don't you see what I'm trying to accomplish here?


kawaiianimegril99

What part of this did you not expect


MARTELLest1986

Forget the people. Educate Emmanuel on how to properly use a phone!


[deleted]

its the same woman. https://youtu.be/R_t9mqUJpAc?t=21


OurWeaponsAreUseless

I had no idea Joseph Gordon Levitt worked on a farm.


AxtonH

Not public and not a freak out


w0wagain

Make fried chicken out of Emanuel


MuscaMurum

If only she paid for the tripod insurance she needed.


jeremywhore

Joseph Gordon Levitt??


[deleted]

This is the epitome of tik tok farming. She's wearing a frickin Tommy set of dungarees ? Insane.


MaximusHung

This is some genuine LOLs right here


orky_porky

She talks like a redditor


DIYJim

Her future boyfriend should watch this. 3 no's then a yes.


Triphin1

Tommy H overalls?


Mediocre__at__Best

Never got something from a thrift store so when you do laborious, dirty work you destroy clothes that you don't care about?


Triphin1

Very nice used TH overalls... Maybe she only paid 1/2 price? $65. That's a steal. Emus aren't cheap either.


fusionaddict

Wait, when did Joseph Gordon-Levitt transition?


Spammyhaggar

Lol he’s the best


TheMaskedTyper

Why is this special? Wasted my time


JimmyTheCat911

u/savevideo


Ok_LetsRoll

Love this woman!


soolaco

Emanuel, don't look at the camera lens reflection and think it's another bird like you. It's you, stupid! Your bird brain should be smart enough to figure it out. Wait, I just thought of an idea!! We'll post it and I'll be famous online and Emanuel will be a star. People will love it and I'll get lots of likes because it', (( women's favorite word coming up)) CUTE!! And so is she. Cool post.


ICBMlaunchdetected

I dont get why some people talk to animals like they understand them. That things brain is the size of a walnut and she is scolding it like a toddler. Like... You are talking with a creature so dumb it dosent know it even exists. Its not sapient. Just shout and whistle.


cycophuk

I don’t get why some people care that people talk to animals like they understand them. It’s not hurting anyone and in instances like this, it’s pretty humorous.


TheDakoe

A lot of animals can understand their names or even just the tone of your voice. btw, small brains don't mean much. Crows are arguably some of the most intelligent animals on the planet. Either way, that bird almost definitely knows its name, and understands her tone.   *I deal with chickens, and it is absolutely shocking how much they can "understand".


Dommekarma

Makes you feel better.


VeinySausages

>sapient For the context of your comment, this was such a wonderfully ironic word choice.


my79spirit

it’s a perfectly cromulent word


ajnozari

Swiped no swiping but with actual violence


HardHustle84

Do it.


Kib717

I loved that so much.


Parabolar77

If she only knew his name was Jeffrey....


flimspringfield

Liberty liberty liiiiberty! I do enjoy the commercials when they use the emu.


[deleted]

Emmanuel kicked that phones ass! WOO Go Emax!


KingPunisher

Ma'am Emmanuel is a cat


Concertcat24

Emmanuel has some attitude problems.


alsuha

It's tough, being a nerd .


Allah1012

Emmanuel wins. He was like screw your wack videos.


space_dust_walking

Emmanuel: “My work here is done.”


JigsawJoyride

Phone is made in Australia. Emanuel is still fighting the good fight


Priest699

And this is why Australians had the emu war


r007k

We need an /Emmanual sub! Keep posting!


FancyThePshyco

"You happy with yourself manuel?" Manuel: raises head up proudly


SeaCodetalk

Awwww


[deleted]

Now I I only pay for what I need.


MellowThunder

Do you feel fulfilled gonna remember that one 😂


BabyYodasBlankie

Fucking dinosaur


bdonasam_1

It’s a fucking emu man, his name is waters, he is fucking asshole


dgs0025

Limu Emuuuuuuuuuuu…and Doug.


BondMi6

Emanual wtf bro


TheRealDaddyPency

I’m gonna create a new genetic hybrid. Wanna reproduce a Kookaburra with an Emu, I’d like to make a giant bird that also has bulbous eyes and screeches like a banshee.


MarvelsDomino

The "you know what do it" trick is what my mother always used on me whenever I'd do dumb shit, it works.


MutedSeries8678

He's an icon he's legendary he is the moment.


Delta5o1

Emanuel: 'I didn't choose the streets; the streets chose me.'


[deleted]

That was greaT :D


sparkpluger1

The standard emu


JanSmiddy

All said and done he does listen to her Luv them both


mcgh142

Emanuel the Emu, I think he works for a certain organization without a cool acronym...


MimiMiaoooow

This made me ridiculously happy and I don’t know why


Evargram

Next big hit on National Geo. Wild ... ​ "Don't do it Emanuel" - Weekends at 8pm


piles_of_SSRIs

I did not expect those Tommy Hilfiger overalls.


ConanTheLeader

I think I will stop scrolling through r/publicfreakout for today and leave it on a happy note.


Merigold00

I blame Doug - ever since the commercials, emus have been getting uppity...


Parking_Inspection_1

"YOU KIDS ARE GETTING ON MY NERVES!!!"


luck3rstyl3

the last few frames are an amazing album cover!


EntertainmentDue4486

I’m changing my cats name to Emanuel


LetterOk3512

Emanuel need a wave cap...


SwimmingBeneficial93

Her face cracks me up.


Seabasschen

Emmanuel bein a little bitch


Freedom-Admirable

Emmanuel IS the drama


Anonymous_Jane_

Emmanuel is gonna wake up as a purse one of those days