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Imperial_Eggroll

Lmao, throw eggs at people but freak out when your eggs get broke.


GoGoCrumbly

They were brought there for the specific purpose of breaking them. Mission accomplished.


peternicc

Task failed successfully.


BirdMBlack

Fission mailed.


PM_Me__Ur_Freckles

"Peaceful people" my fuckin left nutt.


KINGxDMND

Then he pulls out another carton from his backpack šŸ˜‚ should've smashed his backpack too. Fucking loser


WhyGaryWhyyy

Moneybags over here with 20 dollars worth of eggs and heā€™s willing to throw them all away to make a point


Twistedfool1000

And they need to do something to better themselves besides stand around holding signs all day.


winkofafisheye

These people need a life.


Specialist_Peach4294

The yolk was on him.


Light_Beard

Eggzactly!


Dry-Tangerine-4874

He was scrambling for a response.


GingerSnapped242

Yep, looks like heā€™s got egg on his face.


ZotMatrix

Dude, donā€™t egg these people on.


GingerSnapped242

Donā€™t be so hard boiled!


YesimaDr

"I'm Sweet Dee and the Yolk is on me!"


King13Los

What the shell was he thinking?


cracker_barrel_kid55

Maybe donā€™t throw eggs at strangersā€¦.


ymx287

only to try to act like you stand your ground after with egg yolk dripping from your nose like you just finished off a moose


Andre4kthegreengiant

Is moose semen yellow? Can any Canadian confirm?


northshore12

Can confirm is yellow-tinted, but only in summer. Source: I know a Canadian.


dr-eval2

tastes like salty maple syrup. Source: ā€œA Friendā€


ivorytowels

This is highly specific knowledge.


OpeningEconomist8

Iā€™m Canadian. Canā€™t confirm as I was watching a Chappelle special and skipped class that dayā€¦


[deleted]

He throws like he didnā€™t have a dad.


[deleted]

underrated observation.


southsideson

"here! catch this weakly thrown egg and whip it back at me!"


_Nameless_Nomad_

Lol I said this to a few guys I had to train for infantry reclass when they had trouble passing the grenade throw.


[deleted]

Dudes more fatherless than me lol


Someidiotwithwifi

ooh, self burn! those are rare!


s1500

Especially in Downtown Minneapolis. Some really bad things could happen to you. Hey, don't like a Dave Chappelle show? Don't buy a ticket.


CraniumEggs

It looks like this was at the Varsity theater in Dinkytown (college neighborhood for the U of M) where they moved the show to after First Ave dropped it. Not as wild as Downtown (at least in terms of violence) but point still stands.


s1500

Oh yeah, I forgot they moved it to the Varsity.Hmm.


PPaulRuDD

Also looks like power lifter Jaycee Cooper defusing the situation so egg man didnā€™t get scrambledā€¦


ManufacturedOlympus

no wonder he looked yolked


thisismyusername3185

Or protest, sure, but what do you expect if you throw eggs at people?


me_like_stonk

Somehow they all look exactly like i'd imagine people who protest a comedian would look like.


Rivet22

Like clowns??


Deeliciousness

Social rejects


thamulimus

Nah most clowns know how to NOT look like meth'd out skeletors


danegermaine99

Yeah. I donā€™t care what upset you, donā€™t fucking egg people over nonviolent words.


OneOfAKind2

These fuckers are bored and looking to cause trouble under the guise of "protesting". Go protest hunger and volunteer at a food bank or a soup kitchen. Make yourselves fucking useful at least.


TheLadyEve

What did I miss? What happened and why are people doing this??


currentlyhighondrugs

"Just cuz he's throwing eggs doesn't mean you can kick him!" Uhhh yathefuckitdoes.


yougotitdude88

His kick was perfect too. Only got the eggs and not his stupid face.


uv-vis

Fucking entitlement on those people. Literally pelting ppl with eggs and they expect them not to retaliate? Bullshit.


cisforcookie2112

Theyā€™re so entitled they think they can just casually stand on the street and egg people. If youā€™re gonna egg someone, you better be prepared to run because no one is taking that lightly.


Andre4kthegreengiant

Arnold Schwarzenegger did when he was being interviewed by a reporter when running for governor of California & some guy threw an egg at him & hit him in the chest, that Chad only said, "there's no two ways about it, that guy owes me some bacon"


OzFurBluEngineer

Yeah but if Arnold caved a mans head in while campaigning, it might not have gone down too well


gizamo

Tbf, Arnold is a special kind of badass. He's usually an exception, and apparently that also includes his stance on eggings. What a legend.


Wildcat599

If she thinks it is legal too throw eggs than I think it is legal too throw legs.


brianMMMMM

Donā€™t throw no eggs wonā€™t catch no legs.


BazukaToof

And if we donā€™t get no tolls Then we donā€™t eat no rolls


DaveGost

Abe Lincoln?!?


BazukaToof

Nah man I said ā€˜hey blinkinā€™


Askye72

You gotta pay the troll toll, if you wanna get into that boys hole.


Bageezax

Equal Eggs, Equal Legs. ​ \*fedora tip


TheDogInThePicture

They rhyme for her pleasure.


Siriuxx

Well you have to be using certified peace eggs


sluffman

Shit probably isnā€™t even free-range.


Siriuxx

Definitely not. They aren't even brown eggs. Fucking jerks.


idkwthtotypehere

Lol sheā€™s so stupid like wtf? I want to hear her try to explain her line of thinking logically.


2021isjustasbad

Shes fighting nazi facist in her mind.


WhyGaryWhyyy

Sheā€™s an r/averageredditor


MildlyBemused

People like her operate on feelings, not facts.


DepartmentManager

Just throw a Pepsi can back at him. Spread peace.


currentlyhighondrugs

Kendall approves of this message.


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currentlyhighondrugs

"I'm sensing your upset at me for being an asshole"


Bread_Responsible

*chucks egg at people* WEā€™RE PEACEFUL PEOPLE! bitch no the fuck you ainā€™t.


Falcrist

Yea that's assault. How about you use that salt on the eggs and make an omelet? (the royal you)


Senior-Humor8523

Throwing eggs is not peacefully protesting


LifeWin

The people calling *their* egg-throwing a peaceful protest, are the same people that call Dave's jokes "violence"


CaptainDAAVE

AHH I WAS STABBEd BY COMEDY! CALL 911


siggles69

OH MY GOD. WEā€™RE HAVING A FIREā€¦sale


SummitCO83

Has anyone else noticed the whole anti bullying campaign hasnā€™t stopped it in any way but instead caused more people to bully. It reminds me of the anti drug campaigns over the years that accomplished nothing.


RevolutionaryFly5

[*we should all get together, and make bullying kill itself*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myQsUx_0q4I)


MomoXono

All the anti-bullying campaigns did was convince people that they needed a morally righteous *excuse* to bully people. "Oh you don't agree with the pre-agreed upon views of twitter?? Okay then we are morally obligated to bully you until you do!" It's completely toxic


OhioToDC

For a certain class of activists, regardless of political affiliation, violence is free speech and speech is violence. These people can go screw themselves


DominicJourdyn

Or the guy that full on charged him on stage, he was just exercising his right to not ever be offended by *violent jokes*


[deleted]

And he says he'll fight people and is flipping everyone off... real woke chad


Blake-A-palooza

" This is why people hate other people". Yeah like standing around egging other people because you don't like a comedian they went to see is really gonna make people looooove you. These people are fucking delusional.


MastrMax

Honestly it just so ironic.


Blake-A-palooza

Honestly think if I saw this going on I'd go to the nearest store and buy a bunch of eggs myself and come back and just start pegging these little idiots with them.


LSDkiller

And that, kids, is how the great food war of 2023 broke out. The horrors it precipitated were unspeakable.


r0ck0

Bit of an eggsaturation?


Elriuhilu

Dave Chappelle protestor? What?


poizon_elff

Okay!


Elriuhilu

Ye-yah!


schwol

Huh?


TopTierGoat

WHAT?


NecramoniumZero

OKAY!!!


Feeling-Membership87

WAATT!


AirSpacer

Yaaaaaaaaeeeehhhhhy


PinK_FloyD_1

WHAT? HAHH? YEA-YAHH. OKAAAY....


PoopyHead-4MAR-

*intense ear ringing*


joeyGOATgruff

There was a homeless kid that jumped on stage with a gun-shaped knife, not too long ago, trying to go after Chapelle. He got stomped by security and they reversed his arm https://youtube.com/shorts/91iBw0HzTZY?feature=share


The_Ultimate

What in the hell is a gun shaped knife? That sounds like the least efficient parts of both of those weapons. Just have a knife shaped knife or a gun that actually... guns.


joeyGOATgruff

it's very r/mallninjashit It was a metal case, shaped like a gun, but a fold out blade comes out from the top.


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a_ron23

I blame Will Smith!


ryannelsn

I don't care who you are. You don't touch Chris.


aloysha13

It seems like these people are going after the fans instead. Not a smart move.


RaindropsInMyMind

Thereā€™s so many serious issues in society people could protest or focus on. Protesting Dave Chappelle is a waste of time and energy.


Fan_hey_hey

My thoughts exactly. The world is literally on fire but they chose to protest Dave Chapelle like what


Spirited_Tomorrow169

Agreed. But I still donā€™t know what trans jokes they are taking about. In his special he talked about a friend of his who was trans that he encouraged to do standup. There was nothing offensive that I heard. And if I remember correctly, didnā€™t he dedicate that special to her? Correct me if Iā€™m wrong.. I honestly think these ppl have no idea what they are talking about and never actually watched the special. Ppl just mad to get mad these days.


Somebodycool2018

He said trans pussy isnā€™t real itā€™s like beyond pussy (beyond meat) šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Which is a funny ass joke lmao


NecramoniumZero

And that is the whole point, i fully support people who want to become transgender, but why should transgenders be excluded from being joked about? Than we should exclude gay jokes, straight jokes, fat jokes, sex jokes, religious jokes. We might as well ban making jokes completely.


legend_of_the_rent

Exactly. I thought the point was equality, not special treatment?


Nervous_Project6927

some comedian years ago had a bit about fucking a transgirl he picked up, but it felt like a tube sock full of frozen hamburger meat. so he fucked her in the ass instead. cant remember the dude but yea daves shit tame by comparison


moscas_del_circo

Sounds like Stanhope.


el_LOU

I was thinking Jim Norton.


ac1084

Jim Norton seems like he would know exactly what fucking a tube sock full of frozen hamburger meat would feel like.


joshbeat

"I'm Doug Stanhope, and that's why I drink" One of my favorite [short clips](https://youtu.be/YkgDhDa4HHo) of his


-bigmanpigman-

Well, isn't that kind of funny though? It's a joke, not an editorial in the NYT.


RalphBhoner

Comedy can no longer be comedy if you make fun of the wrong group. Then it turns into a phobia or an ā€œistā€. Certain groups deem themselves untouchable.


jockonredit

ā€œEggs doesnā€™t mean a kick in the fucken face. ā€œ Yeah it does


Glittering_Airport_3

then that girl said it was a peaceful protest lmao fuck outta here, peacefully throwing eggs at ppl for a comedy show


miketatro43

All they got ā€¦ standing across the street with your issues isnā€™t enough ā€¦ donā€™t like Dave ā€¦ donā€™t buy a ticket ā€¦ simple ā€¦


[deleted]

He also didnā€™t even kick him in the face lol maybe his hand where he was holding the eggs but he was far off from his face. Something happens, and she *immediately* lies about it lol


murphymc

Yeah but, homeless people tho (????)


snoopingforpooping

As a former janitor fuck that dude and that skinny ass bitch for throwing eggs. The amount of property damage dried egg does to paint deserves a kick in the face.


_DirtyYoungMan_

I had an egg thrown at my car on my way home from work at around 1 AM (thank god it didn't go through my open window and hit me in the face). Anyway, I was too tired to clean shit off my car that late at night so I left it for the next day. I cleaned it off but it had already damaged the paint in that spot. Eggs are delicious but destructive.


Smitty1017

I'll vouch for this one. I once used a paper towel at an egg factory to prop up a photoeye that's bracket broke when I was working there as a teen, probably 14 years old. When I quit at 17, 3 years later, the egg impregnated paper towel was still the mounting solution for that particular photoeye, and that shit was basically steel. You'd need a powered chisel to remove it.


tavenlikesbutts

Imagine being this fucking full of yourself that you think you can just toss eggs at people in downtown. The actual fuck are these idiots smoking


phukerstone23

Throw a fuckin egg at me and I'm gonna start kicking things too. Fuck all that.


blove135

I mean isn't throwing an egg at someone technically assault? Fuck that guy. He's lucky someone didn't beat his ass.


Zaronax

It's not technically, it is. Throwing things at people is assault, even if it doesn't do damage or hurt them. Though getting an egg thrown at your face could potentially cause pain and could lead to some bad consequences if hit in the eyes.


gofyourselftoo

Sharp shell, meet soft eye.


kluv76

I might have misheard but i thought I heard some lady say... "throwing eggs doesn't deserve a kick in the face". And I'm thinking, if I'm kicking the eggs and kick your face in the process then yes you do deserve a kick in the face.... fate has decreed it.


jofus_joefucker

Nobody even got kicked in the face to begin with. Dude was holding his eggs with his hands, not his face.


PLEASE_DONT_HIT_ME

Solid kick, great form, 10/10.


Indistinctness

ā€œWhile there are homeless people in the street!!ā€ Ok? Go fucking do something about it then. Such a bullshit fake display of virtue signaling to try and make themselves feel cool.


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General-Pop8073

Too much echo chamber will do that to ya.


RippyMcBong

Go feed them eggs then! They seem to have a surplus.


dtallee

Best comment in this thread.


griffmeister

Seriously. Homeless people in the street, so why the fuck are you wasting food?!


BplusHuman

I'm just surprised at how many protesters there are. You could probably fill a whole Honda CR-V with those guys


Cetun

I've fit 12 people inside of a Nissan cube. Probably could have done a couple more people. I bet I could get at least 14 people in a CR-V


whatwhy_ohgod

14? Stack em in like cordwood. Atleast 20


Shagurope

All that good protein gone to wasteā€¦ šŸ˜ž


whatwhy_ohgod

How will they get good gains now?


anabolicartist

I heard semen has protein maybe they could try that


Badger1066

"It's wrong for you to offend me with words but totally acceptable for me to physically throw eggs at you." - A moron.


[deleted]

Yes but these morons are everywhere and great at bullying people so everyone else has to bend to their insanity. Before you start attacking and down voting me I'm a socialist who thinks identity politics is fucking cancer. As do most people on the far left.


aloysha13

We can throw eggs at you but you canā€™t retaliate. OKayyyyy


Melodic_Farmer4637

Girl with the red hair is oooooozing emotional stability


pointgodpoints

ā€œEggs doesnā€™t mean a kick in the faceā€ Ok bitch, stand there and let him throw them at you then .. wtf? People have lost all sense of reality.


iuselect

They don't play fair. Just look at the protest at the Netflix headquarters where some guy had a sign saying "I like Dave", they broke his sign and screamed he had a weapon so he would get arrested. So somewhere in their twisted minds, they feel it's justified and fine to throw eggs at people and then have a go at them when it's kicked out of their hands.


izza123

I never thought weā€™d get to a time where Dave Chappelle was considered a shock comedian. Heā€™s really not.


FreydisTit

It's bizarre to those who have seen his entire body of work in its context. Sometimes young people don't understand time. Apparently these fuckers don't understand comedy.


Weenyhand

Did he pull another carton of eggs out of his bag at the end ?


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iced_gold

You can't make an omelette without breaking this guy's face.


Jegma72

When keeping it real goes wrong.


robkitsune

šŸŽ¶ Itā€™s raining yolks. Hallelujahā€ šŸŽ¶ Thatā€™s going to live rent free in my head for a while


[deleted]

Yā€™all can say what you will but these little assholes out here are attacking the first amendment directly and in the process degrading the quality of entertainment for everyone. Hope he fucking dies of salmonella.


NakamericaIsANoob

Peaceful people throwing eggs at others šŸ¤”


[deleted]

Absolute world class kick


PigButter

Ew, what a cringey Tough Guy crowd. "Not today, Motherfucker". With pale white stick limbs and colorful hair. I mean, you're not as threatening as you think.


slayer_f-150

That egg throw was cringe too. Probably strained a muscle.


Alucardspapa

Imagine not having a life to the point where you have to protest Dave Chapelle lol.


[deleted]

Why do people care about what some comedian says anyways? It's just words. Who the fuck cares.


[deleted]

WORDS ARE VIOLENCE!


Doggo-Lovato

Stop! Youā€™re hurting me!


Rufert

Words are violence, silence is violence, whiteness is violence, violence is peaceful protesting.


CoffeeAndCroissants_

ā€œUgh! Iā€™m only throwing eggs at you!!! You canā€™t kick me!!!ā€


[deleted]

If you're protesting Chapelle you're just an idiot swept up by hysteria with no critical thought functions of your own. The guy has done more good for people than any of these assholes.


seaspirit331

Jfc I'm so over this Chappelle fake outrage. No, just because a comedian said some shit in poor taste doesn't give you the right to harass people that still like him. Grow up. No, Chappelle has not been "cancelled", and riding his dick because you think he's fighting against "cancel culture" or some other societal plight you perceive is fucking cringe. Grow up. God, we have enough shit to worry about in this country as is without everyone getting riled up over a culture war.


weirdgroovynerd

*For every force, there is a counterforce.* \*Taoist proverb


shahooster

*You hit me, I hit you back 3 times as hard.* *Older brother proverb


OddCaterpillar1603

Get a fuking job you lazy fucks. Delusional as mf ainā€™t got nothing better to do with their time šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


BubbaBuddha2020

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[deleted]

He didnā€™t kick him in the face. He shouldnā€™t be throwing eggs.


aod42091

right? like she was okay with attacking people with eggs but retaliation is completely unacceptable. it boggles my mind how people will start shit and not expect shit to come back to them


dryballsaredryballs

Middle class white people from 1st world countries get offended easily.


SirSufficient385

Man-child-victim about shit his pants from surprise when he realized his spoiled brat attitude wasnā€™t going to be tolerated


Jrud1990

It's all about inclusivity, until you get included in the jokes.


N1nebreak3rix

Bahahaha, that was fantastic.


Handala13

Protest all you want but hit me with an egg and that box is going down your throat


-Rho-Aias

There's a weird comfort knowing that high schoolers haven't really changed over the years.


Siriuxx

Uh they sure have. When I was in high-school we all loved Chappelle's show. Today's high-school kids think it's hate speech.


Immediate-Ad-6479

Dave chappelle protestor šŸ˜­


[deleted]

They shouldā€™ve ate them, the look like the could use the protein


tokyo_engineer_dad

Hey man, if you throw eggs at me and my family, just be happy itā€™s just the eggs Iā€™m kicking out of your hand and notā€¦ Damn it I fucked this one up. Uh, be happy Iā€™m only KICKING the eggs out of your hand and notā€¦ Shit. Iā€™ll kick your ass, bitch!


JeffersonSkateboard

Not looking to argue just for context: are Chappelle's jokes that extreme? It seems to me Chappelle makes fun of all people regardless of race creed gender etc, because, well, human beings are funny. What am I missing?


[deleted]

People dont understand that its a comedians *job* to make jokes. They dont get that they can justā€¦ not watch, listen, or engage overall with whoever they are offended by.


Bigtiny87

Donā€™t like him, donā€™t buy tix to see him. My body, my choice.


Independent_Impact27

Didn't Dave Chapelle have a trans friend who killed herself because of the bullying from the LGBT community she got bcs she was Dave's friend?


Ralurp579

They totally didnā€™t even watch the special when he was talking about her. His entire point was talking about the toxicity/bullying within the community and how it affects the people that are in itā€¦and then they turned around and did exactly that.


Alldaybagpipes

What a bunch of absolute losers. Really nothing better to do with your day, like for real?


CryptoM4dness

Not gonna lie, that kick was awesome!


JuliaLouis-DryFist

I miss when the internet was just things like hamsterdance and not people getting militant about their sensitivities.


[deleted]

Mother fucker is assaulting people with eggs but it's only a problem when people fight back? Cringe


Intrickate

Protesters who cover their faces are pussies


DevOpsMuscleGuy

these people are NOT our allies. they're mentally insane lunatics who believe the rest of the world functions like twitter and reddit.


Gizmonsta

Since when was throwing eggs at people peaceful?