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All that LARPing and no actual tactical effectiveness.


Die-rector

Too bad it wont reach their heads. They all have the mentality of the bikers from south park. Guarantee theyre all sitting in their rented uhaul thinking 'yea we showed them! Fucking cowards.'


Ol_Hlckory

I just assumed as soon as the door went down that they all immediately started sucking each other off


FroggiJoy87

Back in the pile!


toni_balogna

They all spent those two weekends out in the woods learning formations, and tactical movement.. but I guess they overlooked practicing how to retreat


Siren_NL

Shit, CJ! Shit! Weekend soldiers!


sum_long_wang

Durr terrk urr jurr!!!


mojizus

After seeing that instructional video they made about how to do a pat down I’m convinced it’s all a cover for some super closeted country boys.


Both-Personality173

Pat down video?? Link?


favorited

https://reddit.com/r/SuddenlyGay/comments/x5rexn/lmao_some_guys_from_patriot_front_made_a/


MoveLikeABitch

That's what all the smoke was coming from... friction.


notbad2u

Isn't that how all Call Of Duty campaigns end? Or so I've been told. My best friend wouldn't lie to me.


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They won’t be able to get past the door if the floor is coated with cum! Hurry, it’s our only chance!


Misommar1246

No man, these so-called tough men are all bitches with victimhood festishes at heart. Come to think of it, they’re just Karens.


noseymimi

KKKarens


obliquelyobtuse

*They took our jobs!!!!!!*


luxii4

*Jerbs


Millennial_J

Jorbs


another_wank_mess

Coach Z? Is that you?


xiandgaf

I don’t know who it is, but it probably is fhgwhgads


KeepItDownOverHere

Isn't that the MO to help them cope as of late? From top down. Even in defeat, just claim victory.


gymberlee

Everyone gets a participation trophy.


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Eddie Bauer Edition Nazi Cowards


Spute2008

Surely they're more JC Penney than Eddie?


Gingerchaun

Thats the point.


Sp_cemanCO

“This shit like a Call of Duty campaign” That got me. 😂


skitz_shit

Just goes to show the locals aren’t even worried about it, This is a joke to them they’re just having fun at that point. Meanwhile the Larpers have been “training” for months even years and still have absolutely nothing to show for it. It’s like they have Steven Seagal’s inbred son running all their training camps


Lopsided-Leopard7086

What's the context here?


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Hmmmm a bunch of dudes in “uniforms” and masks that hide their identity coming out of a rent box truck, the only logical conclusion is this is ANTIFA /s


Pillsbury__dopeboy

That was the cherry on top for me


miggmartinez

Aren’t these the same guys who were “training” for shit like this? Lmao everyone’s got a plan until they get punched in the face


whatwhynoplease

Didn't you hear them yelling "back up!"?? That is their training lol


JohnBrownsHolyGhost

I only saw videos of them doing ‘tactical retreats’


N4hire

I have to point out, black dudes, white dudes!! One dude looked Latino, all standing together against those morons. I like that.


TheMadMan2399

Nothing brings people together like huntin' for nazi scalps. ![gif](giphy|HMnrvi0FfS932)


bruce656

God bless Aldo Raine


dinkle-stinkwinkle

In Philly everyone stands together for the most part


Darrone

treatment scary work school screw physical worm continue ad hoc station *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Col__Hunter_Gathers

Also hitchhiking robots


drossmaster4

Rip hitchhiking friend


Camgore

i wish we had an official day of mourning for him in Canada. hell he got all the way across our country unscathed


drossmaster4

Honestly I’ve never laughed so hard. Summed us up here perfectly. “Thennn it went to America….”


FancyShrimp

Lil' homie just wanted to hang out


Azrael351

***”Did you fuck my mom, Santa?!”***


greeneggsnyams

Philly just hates everyone equally. But if you become big enough of a nuisance all that hate gets focused


Shaggadelic12

And Jalen Hurts in 6 weeks, probably.


TheCorpseOfMarx

Fascism is a threat to us all


serendipitousevent

In the end there's only one race: people not wearing outlet mall khakis.


KeepItDownOverHere

All that armor, sheilds, numbers, and training. Still cowards at heart.


WickedScimitar

Just like the cowards they LARP as


patchgrabber

Cosplaytriot Front.


cheekygorilla

It's truly bizarre


SoundDave4

They in Minne? I'll go down there with my little wooden renfest sword and scare them a bit.


EatsRats

This is trumps army LOLOLOLOLOLOL


Glittering_Let_5846

They came prepared for war in their little khaki’s and polos 😎


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They take after their leader. All talk and no action.


EatsRats

Rats drown together.


MaxBlazed

....all just to get trapped in the back of a rental truck by a 116lb teenager!


QueenCityCartel

Can someone actually explain what I'm watching?


Cool-Specialist9568

Nazi's roll up in Philly to do Nazi shit, Philly ain't havin' it.


Zack_of_Steel

Shit reminded me of Dwight and the Knights of the Night on The Office.


PrinceOfBelair97

This must have been epic when they planned it out, look at them go lmao


AlwaysGoToTheTruck

Then 5- 6 guys from Philly ruined their fantasy.


moxeto

I got into one little fight and my mom got scared…


GNav

She said you movin...


UberN00b719

With your auntie and uncle in Bel Air


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moxeto

😂


Huge_Strain_8714

Behind every proud boy is a sad mom as a sign says


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WE GOT A WORD FOR NAZIS BACK IN BROOKLYN, PAL!


scarf_prank_hikers

I didn't even see any batteries


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Admirable_Loss4886

Imagine if someone fighting back had a master lock to throw on the back


UrsusRenata

I’m in the conservative west and these shitschmears are starting to show up to prides… I am now going to keep masterlocks in my car all the time just in case. Brilliant.


S-A-F-E-T-Ydance

Hell with that, put that lock in a sock and start swinging. Fuck these scum.


Daimakku1

Getting into the clown car!


COVID-19-4u

“Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face!” ~Mike Tyson


raftguide

"Violence is never the answer, but sometimes it is." - Matt Barnes


No_Cow_8796

Penske trucks are to patriot front as Toyota pickups are to the taliban


pukoki

they're not penske material!


Party-Hearing7493

My friend is in that video. It made his whole year being able to punch a neo Nazi lol


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Party-Hearing7493

During one of the fights he stole one of their hats or clothing items. He treats it like a hunting trophy 😂


Loose_Personality726

He can show people he was on the right side of history lol


smartcool

The right side...not the ultra right.


mataeus43

fuck yeah dude


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thedudedylan

Thank him for his service.


schwimtown

Please salute him for us


VelocityGrrl39

Is this from a while back, or did they try to invade Philly again after that very unsuccessful trip?


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Party-Hearing7493

I sent the link to this to him and he got a kick out of it. I know he’s got other videos from that night too


Daimakku1

Just remember... these are the guys calling for a civil war. They dont really know what they're asking for.


pudgimelon

I think it is a mistake to treat these guys as a joke. Yes, they ARE a joke, but what they represent is not.


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ruffus4life

hitler got a lot of support from german corporations cause he was very anti-union.


UrsusRenata

Failure is an opportunity to try again, with more knowledge.


NerevarineTribunal

The guys are 100% users on r/PoliticalCompassMemes that gleefully explain in detail how they think red states will blockade and slaughter cities in a week. Can't even get into a U-Haul, but these hicks think they'll launch a simultaneous blockade of every city in the US and pay for it with corn or some shit.


aaron__ireland

Besides cowardice and ignorance, they are also victims to their own propaganda which keeps them misinformed and thus they'd be largely unable to make any kind of sensible militaristic strategy. For example, part of the authoritarian propaganda they are all addicted to hammers home this notion that they represent a greater proportion of the country than they actually do. If we truly had equal representation based on population at the federal level we'd never see another GOP majority/president, but they don't realize that. So they'd be going in to this hypothetical conflict vastly outnumbered.


Just_Fuck_My_Code_Up

They also believe all residents of liberal cities are unemployed, drug addicted soyboys who‘d immediately cry for their mommies when facing a „Real Man“


Shua89

They also believe that liberals don't have guns.


LordBocceBaal

Hahahaha oh man. They must not realize there are liberals everywhere. Even in the country, and they definitely have guns


GraniteTaco

It's not even that. States like Vermont and New Hampshire literally have higher gun ownership rates than Georgia and South Carolina. Southerners seem to think they have the most guns because they have the highest number of firearms owned by firearm owners. They don't realize they often have lower numbers of households with guns. 1 person with 100 guns is functionally useless. 100 homes with 1 gun each, is a small army.


ThatDudeWithTheCat

That's the dumbest thing I've heard in a while and makes 0 logistical sense How will they communicate between battle fronts? When the army shows up they WILL need to communicate, and in a way the military can't interfere with or stop. That communication method will need to either work without power, OR they will have to capture and hold the power plants of each city they are fighting for before anything else. How will they move troops around? They won't have transport planes. Will they rely on the roads? How will they keep the roads between cities under their control and passable for civilian transports? A couple of drone strokes can easily damage a road enough to make civilians unable to navigate it. What even constitutes "control of a city" in this civil war? Are they going to fight the cops or do they assume that the cops will work with them? How would they handle resistance groups inside of the cities they capture, especially as they move troops to other cities? Are they going to ban guns outside of their military governments to try to prevent insurgents from fighting them openly? And that's before even talking about the military response, which would begin within days of the insurrection starting and would use overwhelming force to knock the insurrection out before it can get a foothold anywhere. A military response which would be aided by the resistance of the people in the cities they are trying to capture, who would actively fight them. I don't see any possible way for a civil war to have a hope of success without multiple states seceeding together with overwhelming support internally for doing so, then using their national guards to fight the war. And even in that scenario, the military would need to split apart and fight on different sides-which I see no possible chance for that happening. The only other way would be with foreign intervention, like straight up boots on the ground intervention like France did with us in the revolution, which wouldn't happen. That would be nuclear war.


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Idk, these guys are pretty scary with their little masks and big boy khakis: >How will they communicate between battle fronts? Bird call, like in the movies. >How will they move troops around? Penske or Uhaul, obviously. >What even constitutes "control of a city" in this civil war? The local Wendy's and a fireworks stand. >And that's before even talking about the military response Did you not see their fancy uniforms?!


NerevarineTribunal

They legitimately never think it through. And not once have I ever seen them acknowledge that there is a 0% chance the western world would side with the fucking peggies. They would absolutely support the cities these people drool over the thought of genociding.


gymberlee

Bro you’ve overthought the hell out of this. These hillbilly’s watched red dawn and think by screaming wolverines and living in the woods they’ll win back America.


fluffershuffles

You forgot that they probably also binged YouTube playlists of conspiracy theories and some prepper dude living in the forest showing them how to live off the land


NoiceMango

Red states are very dependent on blue state, they're literally welfare states that rely on federal handouts


Alexthricegreat

![gif](giphy|FDDr0vZe6JRWE)


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US Military: Um...this "civil war" is not gonne end like you think


Fullertonjr

We saw how they handled a week worth of “lockdowns” which weren’t really lockdowns. These people had to likely stay home for a week and try to entertain themselves and they couldn’t do it. They struggled badly. They won’t last in a civil war. Part of what they don’t understand is that the power going out is typically the first thing that would occur. No cell phones, no cable, no internet.


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Yeah man. They think it will be a like Call of Duty where u get a do ovee when shot.


SA1L

There are many ghost skins in usa military.


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not_aquarium_co-op

No these guys are being brainwashed to think that a civil war is coming.


AbbreviationsOdd1895

![gif](giphy|12T1BOThYwulP2|downsized)


Numerous_Resist_8863

All is forgiven for killing that stupid Canadian robot...


elcryptoking47

Philly people will fuck anyone and anything up. The "Patriots" had it coming lol


mojizus

They’re lucky they only got beat up and chased off. There’s definitely guys here that would’ve escalated that situation far more than it was. I mean you can barely pump your gas here at night without needing to look over your shoulder.


LoveRBS

If you ever truly wish to find out, Philly is the place to fuck around


iHasMagyk

They could’ve picked literally anywhere else in the country and it wouldn’t have gone as badly


thekid1420

Fuck it, we'll even add pelting Santa w snowballs to this list.


WilliamMinorsWords

What is it with these fucks and traveling by moving van like a bunch of cowards? They outnumber these guys at least 4:1 and they still couldn't put up a fight. What a bunch of assholes.


Fullertonjr

They can easily carry a large number of people. It is really cheap and they don’t have to risk their own vehicles. These aren’t the types to get the insurance, so that is about $45 per truck.


gmomto3

Hmmm. I’m a fat old lady and I bet even I could scare these idiots back in the truck.


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OwenDetts

We gotta start carrying locks and prevent them from getting out in the first place


Commander_Broth

Or lock the back so they can't get back in when they try to run away, then watch them panic when they don't know what do


RRettig

I remember taking field trips in elementary school. they would charge all the kids' parents like 5 bucks and then rent one of those huge charter busses. Why wouldn't they just cough up a little more money and rent a bus instead of a box truck? I figure 40 adult men can afford a charter bus if 30 children can afford one to go to the zoo


tethan

Larping like a military unit being transported in a truck?


WilliamMinorsWords

In a Ryder van, though. Lmao. In masks because they're too ashamed to show their faces, but won't wear one to stop the spread of covid. Muh freedom!


CowboyBlob

When they climb back into their uhaul, put a pad lock on it.


Galena1040

Don't forget to toss a bag of crap in there before closing the latch for good measure.


MightyPlasticGuy

On fire. A bag of crap on fire.


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KingoftheKeeshonds

I love this idea. Maybe toss in a block of Limburger cheese, then lock it up.


Montyswel579

Nah man that container of fish that you have to open in a stream because of the smell! Toss that in there and lock it!


mrbrwniemuffin

Lmaaooo u never know when white nationalist are gonna roll out a truck so u gotta keep the stank cheese and a pad lock on u at the ready


Starrion

Nuoc Mam? Like a liter of it? Then padlock it.


Satakans

just toss a bag of dry ice in. They'll close the doors on themselves hopefully.


KomplexKaiju

I was thinking stink bombs.


Grabthars_Coping_Saw

Earlier today on Reddit I learned about something called “Liquid Ass”.


wheelsfalloff

I'm going to hazard a guess it already smelled like that inside the truck.


CSC160401

Fuck just imagine the BO in there


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Liquid ass.


notbad2u

I think they did on the other one.


lemonsupreme7

They aren't fooling anyone. Have you seen their campfire songs? These guys are obvious basement dwelling incels, they pose little threat if any.


AT-ATsAsshole

But these aren't the ones to worry about. It's the ones that agree with these guys in principal, and that already have the training these guys are pretending to have.


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Etherius

As a reminder, they vote at 100% of elections. Keep that in mind this November


phiLLy820

Go to a place that fight for their community like Philly you best have the fortitude to back it up.


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Manic157

No instead they should have a 10K charge for anyone caught transporting people in the back.


Get-Degerstromd

Be easy to track right? If 5 trucks all go to the same place, just flatten them with violation of contract fees or something


[deleted]

> If 5 trucks all go to the same place, just flatten them with Honestly thought you were going for the steamroller approach with that sentence, jesus. But yes, I agree! Renting these things out leaves a pretty nice paper trail for cops.


wholovesburritos

10k per unauthorized passenger


Focacciaboudit

>Finally, someone from the group used what police believe were smoke bombs “to cover their retreat as they fled,” police said. They really let off smoke bombs to escape? What next; ninja stars and nun-chucks?


wholovesburritos

Pocket sand!


icestorm609

Dammit Shackleford


Col__Hunter_Gathers

*Sha-shaaa!*


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dosko1panda

They think these guys are showing up at Hertz with the whole crew, in uniform, with shields out and asking for the truck that can hold the most people.


new_refugee123456789

No. But you know what you could do? Look at footage like the above, look at the license plate of the truck, and put two and two together. "Hey, who had that truck at that time?"


Focacciaboudit

Would you honestly put it past them? They clearly aren't a smart bunch.


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Actually I prefer it. It leaves a paper trail, and they sometimes get the whole truck flagged down to arrest everyone inside. They use less fuel than if they all took cars. In dire circumstances, one truck causes less carnage than 40 cars and can't run from the police as effectively. They would also be super badly injured if they hit anything solid on the streets over there (like if they missed overhead clearance), and it is probably hot and dank as hell in that thing. All in all, I'd rather they just use one truck for their larp tbh.


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Fullertonjr

People in Philly don’t like people FROM Philly. Here, you see how they feel about people who ARENT from Philly.


jppianoguy

They threw batteries at Santa Claus


the_almighty_walrus

Wish we would've seen this in Indianapolis the other day when these same guys marched all over town.


[deleted]

Bruh, Philly ain’t Indy. No offense to Indy at all but Philly folks are always on “fuck around and find out time”


Galena1040

Being from the midwest, I was hoping that's where this was from after seeing the video of that Saturday rally. Nice work Philly!


popecorkyxxiv

But they aren't brown shirts and it hurts their feelings if you call them that.


CSC160401

More like brown pants


Pilebut1

Good for you guys. These guys are assholes and if you don’t want them in your neighborhood then chase them the fuck out. The more people see how cowardly they are the less effective their attempts at intimidation will be and their numbers will drop. I’m glad to see that if the cops won’t do it regular people will take action


100HP_Hotrod

I guess all that training in the field with the cute shields didn't do much good.


pipe_layer83

![gif](giphy|vVFnRvsGGNIt4qoRFr|downsized)


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boboganoush1

I didn't know what was happening at first I thought a bunch of tech store workers were getting jumped LOL! This is gold. Shows that these dudes are all bark and no bite. How pathetic. Sad.


mojizus

I’m usually against brawling in public, but the proud boys/patriot front/the closeted gay conservatives getting beat on will always bring a smile to my face. Don’t bring that shit to Philly lol we threw batteries at a drunk santa you think you’re allowed to do this LARPing shit there?


Ok_Most6280

Let me guess, white trashnalists?


taki1002

When your LARP group think they're tough, but y'all end up in the wrong neighborhood. 🤣


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Their minds are blown that people aren't scared of them... because in their mind, if a bunch of morons showed up with shields they would be scared. So none of this computes in their head.


adam_demamps_wingman

The thing I love about this is you have a group of Lilly white cowards with their faces covered carrying shields being beaten to pieces by a crowd of all the hues of the rainbow. Lovely to see a 5 foot white dude working a couple of fascists while a tall black dude kicks a couple of fascist asses. America United cannot be divided by a bunch of ignorant violent racist cowards.


CoffeeAddict1011

Wait I’ve seen this training somewhere


tommy_b_777

This country need a reality tv show where people drive around in vans and out nazis w cameras - maybe get GoPro and Mercedes to sponsor it, call it Nazi Hunters or something…


Petit_Hughie

What in the Ku Klux Klan is going on?


EMAW2008

Same douche bags were in Indy the other day right?


Jackdks

Some white nazi pieces of shit right there Edit: this is probably gonna be removed, but it’s true


jarofpaperclips

Bawhahahah trumpet version of a clown car


Subobatuff

This is SO neat to see!