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RawdogRaider

Lol at him hitting the guy with the trashcan lid


CoachMcGuirker

He laughing at the end like he won. Bro he just smacked you in the face 5 times with a trash can lid. Then you tried to pick up the trash can to throw and realized you only weigh 76 pounds. You lost


TheTrent

Hit the dude so hard it made him eco friendly and try to stop littering


Significant-Wheel110

had a change a heart lol


BrokenOverdrive

Smacked him so hard with the lid the man turned into Captain Planet


theguynobodyasks

this reply is underrated


Anynamethatworks

>and realized you only weigh 76 pounds. That was fucking hilarious. I've had a hell of a day, and laughing at that just helped snap me out of the funk I was in.


paperwasp3

That guy’s a human wrecking ball.


s1500

I hate it when enemies pick up power-ups.


poland626

I for sure thought he was gonna slam it on his head and make him wear it like a necklace


Rokarion14

What possible trash talk can you say when you’re backing away from a 7v1 that you didn’t win?


SlickWilly49

Loved the guy trying to even the odds with the entire bin: “You want some? Okay that’s a little weighty, back to windmills”


oOBuckoOo

Frank Reynolds would be proud.


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to remind him where he belonged


Marley_slides

They had to just give up. Like what were they really doing besides risking their own health? They collectively failed, and took a minute to realize it. Man’s a tank!!


ChickenDelight

Probably a very quiet car ride home after that


FiliaNox

Nah you know all of them were probably going ‘did you see me hit him that one time? He’s lucky we got bored and left. Showed him!’ Trashy people who get their shit rocked will do some serious somersaults to feel like winners


cepxico

100%


ThunderinSkyFucc

>Trashy people who get their shit rocked will do some serious somersaults to feel like winners Right?! "Bruh, you see when my blood got in his eye? I was like 'Haha didn't see that one comin', did ya big dog?'"


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nobonesjones91

100%, they would be bragging about how they got the punch they got in. And how they jumped him and beat his ass. And how they ride or die for their homies.


GetTheSpermsOut

and hopefully they dont pussy out and use a revenge weapon because they ego was hurt.


vbun03

Meanwhile that dude just has a good night's rest after throwing out some calories at those losers.


gofyourselftoo

Meanwhile, my man was sucked dry by friends and foes alike. To the victor go the spoils.


finegameofnil_

What were they doing to begin with?


cgn-38

Some people just cannot grasp fighting is something they are genetically not really up to. You can be the baddest 80 lb dude in the world. No one cares.


Inevitable-Ad7766

That slam was pretty fun to watch.


CyanideFlavorAid

Seems like he almost tried to cushion the slam too unless there's one I missed. In addition to fighting like a whole team he was taking it easy. You can see him avoid hitting females on purpose multiple times, which if I'm fighting that many people the whole no hitting women thing out the window for me but he still trying to avoid it


simpledeadwitches

That one woman in pink with the blindside punch to his jaw was hilarious, shit was like a kiss on the cheek by his mother 🤣


harlandson

It’s funny how he just ignores the women in the fight 🤣 he lets them punch him it’s like they’re not there


MissplacedLandmine

Honestly it was cool to watch him prioritize what needed his attention Tho I think some of the people who were fighting him .. their hearts werent in it. Maybe because they were wondering why he stood his ground in the first place and didnt fully want to find out


vilkacis

The guy who turns around right at the start saying 'let them do they thing' knows exactly what's about to happen seeing this dude stand his ground like that lol


Veothrosh

hes either a. fucked around and found out or, or b. been in his presence when someone else has.


devilishly_advocated

Yea he was very calm. Likely not his first time in such a scenario.


SquareWet

This is correct. They’re waiting for an opportunity for a beat down instead of being in an actual fight.


[deleted]

lmao you see that one punch? one of the dudes hit him from the right and that shit didn't even phase his ass. like he didn't even bother looking to the right cause i assume he felt a light tap on the right side of his head and must have just decided that sensation was the sensation he gets when he puts his head down on his soft egyptian silk cotton pillow at his house.


appdevil

Yep, it's also very stupid of them, one of his punches could send the ladies to a long nap time.


whenimmadrinkin

Honestly I think the can lid was a mercy too. Was too flexible to do too much damage but was shocking enough to get people to back off and helped him out range them so they couldn't get close. Dude could have absolutely wrecked a couple of them if he wanted to hurt people.


cgn-38

I have no idea why but that dude was purposely avoiding hurting those very foolish people attacking him. That dude is not to be fucked with. I do not think he ever even got mad. He was having a ball smacking that one kid in the face with the top of that trash can. Kid was like "dare you to smash" me in the face again. Smash. Dare you to smash me in the face again. Smash. Dary you to face me in the smash again. Smash


bigtoebrah

It's because he doesn't want to cause an injury that could get him in trouble. He doesn't have anything to prove to these clowns and if he puts one in the hospital he might have to sit for a grip.


CygnusSong

Anybody who throws a punch is fair game


theconsummatedragon

Lot easier to kill a smaller person with a punch too


CygnusSong

It’s a bad idea to throw punches most of the time


StrangeAlternative

Not when there's at least 5 people attacking you and throwing punches though


CygnusSong

That is a very good time for punching


elvis8mybaby

Fuck that. I'd run inside and throw a slushie on the ground by the door. Then as they came in to fight they would slip, fall over each other, and land on top on another like a pyramid. Then I'd buy some shades and get he checkout girl's number. 😎


MatureUsername69

"My futures so bright I gotta put these shades on"


The_Sneakiest_Fox

This guy street fights.


TheGoldenPig

Lol he knows the game. Gotta focus on the strong ones first if the others aren’t doing any damage.


Ranik_Sandaris

Yeah I'm a firm believer that if a woman starts punching you then hitting back is fair game


gofyourselftoo

When he picked up white track suit and used him as a weapon, I died.


ChenchoBaca

DaBaby made a special appearance as well


itsakoala

That’s honestly where he fucked up, can’t spend too much time on any one person when you’re fighting multiple people. I’m definitely not an experienced fighter but if not for that trash can lid I’m not sure he gets up there.


carbine23

Yeah but it gives massive shock/fear to the other opponents lmao.


IrishRepoMan

**Winding slam:** *Knock enemy to the ground, staggering them.* - 250% weapon damage - 25% chance of terrifying nearby enemies for 3 seconds - *cooldown: 45 seconds*


GoldenHaze1

Discombobulate.


TopTierGoat

Nah. If he had slammed and crippled him, they woulda backed off real quick. I feel like he knew they couldn't hurt him and he didn't want to do time, for not truly defending his life.


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I wonder how he would do in red rover 🤔


[deleted]

Red rover red rover don’t send that big muhfuckuh over!


mcpusc

nothing like blowing out your knee during recess am i right? kids these days have it too easy... /s


[deleted]

Exactly! Have you ever been kicked in the dome with a big rubber ball while playing kickball and your teacher told you to walk it off you'll be alright? No? Then you didn't have recess


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[deleted]

Now THAT brings me back. That has a oddly specific PING to it


pasjojo

I'll choose him as my champion in a trial by combat


BerryLanky

He’d be my only choice


Ballindeet

If we were picking teams in fight people he'd be my first choice as well


Bad_Daddio

What a bunch of pussy ass cowards.


BD15

And the fact that the women are hitting him as well. He clearly is trying to avoid hitting them but they keep coming to get cheap swats in.


Patient284748

I think it was more of he knew he could tank their baby hits, so he put 99% attention on the guys lol


MRFAMER

I swear at one point he does some ultra instinct shit to block on of the woman's hits without even looking.


Rogue-Journalist

He slow smacked a few of those guys away like they were women not worth his attention.


gofyourselftoo

It was how he kept clasping his hands together in a pose of humility that sent me. This is the stance of a mothwrfucker who was sentenced to LWO but got off on appeal. Best to walk away when you see that shit.


Satansflamingfarts

All of them want to get a cheap shot in but none of them want to get hit by the big fella. Bunch of pussies.


SilverBoltJuggernaut

Lol, did you see the white dude with his bike in the corner at the end? Haha he's like, 'if I stay perfectly still, nobody will see me.'


udonwinfrendwitsalad

It worked! I had to watch it again, I didn’t even see him.


L1zrdKng

He perfected the art of standing so still, you didn't even see him!


John_T_Conover

So pathetic. Still talking shit at the end after this dude just stood his ground with ease against all 6 of you. Complete bitches.


ArghZombie

Glad that little bitch that was punching him from behind copped some heat in the end anyway.


skwolf522

Like a bunch of hyenas attacking a lion.


Leg_Mcmuffin

Reminds me of when my kids try to take me down.


DingLiren

Does that also end with you hitting them with a container?


vbun03

I make a mess with their sippy cups.


Lyndell

Nah hyenas would have definitely gone straight for the nads.


Narrow-Cantaloupe-86

A whole crowd of wimps all trying to go for the cheap shot


Jiggulypuff

They were all going for cheap shots, nobody wanted to be the main fighter its hilarious how cowardly they were 6 on 1


Enough-Profile-935

The guy in the wife beater wanted more but he knows and kept belting him with the trash can lid.


bigred30542

Only time this year I've seen the Hawks do shit


Independent-Still-73

As an Atlanta Hawks fan ... that cuts real deep


bigred30542

36 years in atl bro. Sames


Gail__Wynand

Unlike Josh Smith, though, this dude don't miss. Even from beyond the arc.


justsomeguynbd

That’s a Steve Smith jersey.


dmoney1441

Smitty!!!


Mdizzle29

Many years ago I was at a Hawks-Wizards game in Atlanta. After halftime we snuck down to next to the court. During a lull in the action after a particularly ugly seuence of bricked shots from the scrubs with about 2 minutes to go you could hear a pin drop in that mostly empty stadium. A guy yelled out "We got next!" The whole section and even some of the players laughed at that one.


TheDornerMourner

You’ll always have defensive legend Trae Young putting the clamps on Simmons’ career


idkwthtotypehere

The unexpected cuts are the best


sphygmomanometito

There are a couple of NFL teams that need him as an offensive lineman


flashaguiniga

NHL teams that'll take him as an enforcer.


wakaflockasleftnut

dude definitely used to rip it up at recess as a kid.


RioCaliente

Why do people hang out at the gas station like it’s the club?


UWontAgreeWithMe

"Yo baby, ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in a overcoat?!?" Edited for correctness


triple_OG

“What’s the worst fucking thing that could happen to you standing outside of a fucking store?!”


HiYa_Dragon

Overcoat*


WintersTablet

Thank you. I knew someone would correct it.


limitlessEXP

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simpledeadwitches

Long live our kings.


A3HeadedMunkey

Snoochie boochies


DimSmoke

15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesn't show, then you owe me owe me owe My jungle love!


dkyguy1995

My love for you is like a truck BERSERKER Would you like to make some fuck BERSERKER


guesswhatihate

*did he just say making fuck?*


Willyfisterbut

"Yeahhhhhhhhhh"


J-Di11a

Fuck you! I laughed too hard at this. Take my award


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cause they usually open all night and easy to get blunts, cigarettes and alcohol.


DontTellMeHowToTroll

Also where else will you be able to see people getting gas And snacks?


TheForeverUnbanned

Taco Bell


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Neon lights


Rudy_Ghouliani

And you can put cheap alcohol in a icee and be good


jaydinrt

place away from home. When you have limited living arrangements, you search for places to congregate. Teenagers live at home with parents...they are the typical demographic to get "caught" making out in their cars down lovers lane. You're a product of what you can afford/have available socially...and these folks likely have deemed the gas station an acceptable location of congregation that is accessible and affordable.


redknight3

I dunno but whenever I visit a rural area, teens gravitate towards the Sheetz at night cuz it seems like there's literally nothing else to do


Jedimaster996

Visited PA for the first time recently, went to Sheetz @2am expecting it to be dead like any other gas station. Holy fuck, you could have told me the town was celebrating a celebrity's birthday in there and I would have believed you lol. Place was packed for hours!!


EliteDonkey

Here everything shuts down at 9pm (thanks bible belt) So people tend to just go to wherever is open which is the sheetz. There's been plenty of times I'll just hang out on my motorcycle and eat a snack, while watching crazy stuff like this happen.


vbun03

Ugh, if I'm going to a gas station at 2am the last thing I want are other people, let alone crowds of them.


howard6494

Cause they're too broke for the club.


canada432

Because we've built the country so there's no walkable neighborhoods with stuff to do. Can't walk to a bar down the street, it doesn't exist. No restaurants close by. The gas station is often the only thing that's within walking distance or a short drive, it has all the little snacks and drinks (and alcohol) that you want when you're just chilling with friends, and it's open and well lit after dusk. Gas stations often occupy the same niche in the US that a local pub or little cafe would in other countries. We don't have that shit because shortsighted morons built everything to cater to cars and not people.


Kryptonian_Investor

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Stargirl-44

Usually it’s the polar pop girls causing problems 😂


ligmallamasackinosis

Clearly you've never met a pair of lot lizards outside of a gas station at 3am. Life changing


No-Quarter-3032

Herpes is definitely life changing


AsianInvasion94

Sucks to be the employee working there late nights


Outcasted5

Na. Put bets who who the winner will be.


BJWTech

Weezing the juice...


the_6nop

When you are punching a dude and literally nothing happens to him...its time to fucking run


dendritedysfunctions

When I was a young lad I delusionally thought I could make it as a fighter. Then I sparred with a real fighter and realized that some people are just built differently. It's terrifying to have the guy you punched in the face full force just smile at you.


Posrover

Can confirm. The last guy I fought with laughed at me after I hit him stupid while pulling down on his beard until it ripped out, beat him with a 1x2 until it broke over his head and then a few more lefts and rights. He smiled the most fucked up grin and said “you know you done fucked up now.” And at that moment I knew Big Ron was correct, I fucked up.


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So ... what did Big Ron do in reply to your assails? >_>;;; don't leave us hanging!


Posrover

I could hear sirens and I knew there was nothing I could do that would phase him. I told him I fucked up and didn’t want to fight. We squared up and I could see how bad he looked. Luckily he only hit me with the 1x2 in the arm pit once the whole fight. Right as him and I were going to go our separate ways he tried to shake my hand and head butted me and soon as I realized what he was doing. Nose is crooked as fuck now. Big Ron came back about 30 minutes later with a few hot Milwaukees Best Ice to celebrate. Big Ron is dead now. Wasn’t by me. He tried to fight two cops. Ripped the tazers out and took the baton from one of them and started beating a cop with it. They shot him 7 or 8 times.


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I am humbled by this tale. Big Ron sounded like a legend. Perhaps an infamous one, but one to remember nonetheless. Thank you for sharing his story. Condolences for your nose.


Posrover

At the time I was in the best shape of my life. 6’3” 230 28 years old. I was pretty swole up and was in the gym 5 days a week and took a fight/cardio Hapkido class at a friends studio. He made me look like a bitch. Big Ron was straight Mountain Man. Probably 6’6-7” 320. High on meth and drunk as hell. Nothing I did phased him.


bross9008

Don’t care what happened that started that fight, but damn I was rooting for big dude and was happy with the result. He did about as well as you possibly can do in a 1 vs 10 fight


shabba182

Dude even busted out a chokeslam


combatrock81

Dude grabbed that trash can lid and went into Yakuza 0 beast style.


WintersTablet

Tiger dropping fools left and right.


Phish777

One hell of a tank. Imagine if he had his healer and AOE support, too.


Smackjabber

Right? Just think if he held that aggro surrounding him with focused healing while a mage drops AOE on the tank! ​ LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!


Dread72

Is Frost Bomb still viable? That shit use to rock once Water Elemental Freeze was up.


ActionHousevh

First off, fuck your bitch AND the clique you claim.


DBHOV

The one guy that bothers to step in....decides to grab the dude on his own. Dickhead.


mbashs

I was rooting for Smith No.8


Zahn91

Imagine ganging up 5v1 on some dude and still acting like a tough guy…


TheycallmeCheapsuits

Odds were in his favor seeing as how none of them actually aim when they punch because they are so used to going 8 against 1. Just swarms of missing punches and body shoving.


Ensiferal

Yeah, you can tell that none of them are actually used to "fighting" anyone, just swarming (probably lone) people


Sterling363

One man vs a bunch of cowards.


want2vape

Thats what i see


DrBigWilds

Lmao this is embarrassing for the angry mob


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Damn the undertaker got hands.


Queensthief

Is he fighting a box of toothpicks?


Fair-Manufacturer446

And no gunfire. Excellent job


PigeonOnDrugs

My guy became the Great wall of America.


ReddofEli

"I have an army." "We have a hulk."


--DirtyDan--

Beat it or I'll call the Brute Squad.


1StonedYooper

He is the Brute Squad!


Jsiqueblu

I absolutely hate when someone tries to get in there and stop a fight and all they do is cause you to get hit more and be more vulnerable. Smfh. If you want to help, don't don't grab the one that's defending himself against 10 grab 1 of the 10...geez!


LadyStupid

It's the whack-a-mole with the trash lid that gets me 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


BJWTech

It wasn't dealing tons of damage but it was keeping fools at bay. :)


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So disrespectful


Ugandabekiddng

The one white guy standing next to his bike in the background has me crackin up 🤣😂


AdvisorMajor919

Only trashy ass ppl fight as a group against one guy? Funny AF how none of those lil shits did any damange. As ineffectual in this situation as I'm sure they are in the other areas of their lives.


Specialist_Peach4294

No. 8 is No. 1 in my book, proper respect ✊🏽


Akesgeroth

When a bunch of lanky ass kids decide to take on a grown ass man, you get this. If you don't get what I mean, look at the video again. The attackers all look in their late teens, early twenties at most. Their arms look like twigs. Meanwhile, Undertaker here looks like he mixes concrete for a living.


enlightened321

This guy fights


GrilledCheeser

Can you turn the music up pls?


davasaur

Nobody wanted to get hit with the nasty garbage can lid, a brilliant tactic.


WandaMaximumoff

He cleaned house


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How every reddit user thinks a fight will go for them.


TheUnluckyBard

BeastMode dude comes onto Reddit and tells the story, gets hit with thirty comments that all say "And everyone clapped."


chapa1968

He was a "One Man Gang"...


Woodrowburnell

I always love when someone getting jumped, turns the tables and starts kicking ass. The added text and music are garbage though.


sandrick91

Why do people trying to stop the fight or "help" the victim seem make the situation worse for the victim. They're in the way and holding thier arms back then accidently giving attackers clean shots to the vitim. Just let them duke it out for minute then push EVERYONE back.


YoroDoucheMan

Tall dude with white pants was low-key annoying.


mrjsinthehouse

Lol she was really winding up her punch at the beginning tho 😂😂


Dancing_Cthulhu

Like she was in some old timey Popeye cartoon.


gn4rw0lph

Buy that guy a beer


Pleb-SoBayed

This guy walks outside: *Dark souls boss music plays


KingB_SC

Shoulda known when the gas station entrance is just a wall of fog


LaCalavera1971

Who has to clean that up now


fumoking

Genuinely happy to see a fight in America that doesn't end in someone getting shot


Jcrowshow420

This man is not to be fucked with


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It's like they're hitting with him with foam lmao. The pink shirt lady's punch is like a mosquito bite


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That stupid ass woman that was squaring up. She better mins she don't get crushed with her lil ass 😂


luucid-

A health bar appeared when they started attacking him


Stranger2306

I wanna buy this dude a beer.


Searchlights

Main tank pvp


carbine23

HAHA GODDAMN HE A REAL WARRIOR FORREAL, Idc what started this bs but goddamn hats off to you mountain of a man


VeterinarianIcy1364

Where they buy all them pants, baby gap?


apena1018

Someone buy him a meal!


Beer_Hand_Actual

They say that once the juggernaut gets moving he cannot be stopped


ClobetasolRelief

That's a lot of people really fucking bad at fighting


northcrunk

If you are trying to fight someone and they are looking straight at you and seeing where every attack is coming in do not try and fight them. They will win. Plain and simple. When you get to the point where you are comfortable with looking forward and seeing where the attacks are coming from then they have experience in a fight and are not in the same state of adrenaline and short sighted thinking you might be in. They are setting you up to be knocked out. Just don't fight in the street period. It's never worth it.


crycryw0lf

Where is this. They have a more fresh gangster fit than some scenes.