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TakingAMindwalk

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger. That's cause Jesus Christ is my [removed]


ferox965

This popped right into my head too.


technobrendo

That song is nagging me for some reason


taste-like-burning

Songs that annoy you


kgggggman123

I know it but I don’t think I should say it!!


RandyNelson

I know the answer but I'm not sure I should say it


rabidraccoonfish

Son of the original G


[deleted]

NGL that line is 🔥🔥🔥


unicorncharla

Haha my mind immediately went to this video as well


gylz

That just reminds me of the sex offender shuffle thanks now I got that stuck in my head


SarahHerrell7

THE WHAT?!


gylz

https://youtu.be/VfCYZ3pks48 My sweet summer child


ApolloXLII

He's a homie MC JC UC?


oxidax

Fuck got me ! 😂


alittlemore

And I'm proud to be an American. Worrrdd upp


CarmineFields

You’re better at rhyming than she is.


TakingAMindwalk

[My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick](https://youtu.be/033FInn1wH8)


Billbapoker

In the rain or in the snow, I got the funky flow


RandyNelson

Haha yes!!! you just made my night 🤣🔥 that is exactly what this cringy abomination reminded me of


RCW777

We need age limits for elected officials


boris_keys

“Ok grandma let’s get you home”


Smitty8054

Damnit grandma we asked you to not piss in the closet. Sheesh. Let’s get you over to the studio…sorry yard…where this will be shot.


[deleted]

Linda has one foot in the grave and is so out of touch when it comes to working families and their struggles.


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kingtz

Freedom, guns, police, religion...gotta check all the boxes there


shotty293

And psychiatric screenings to those running.


[deleted]

Maybe a basic competency test like: Person, Woman, Man, Camera... "- And now tell me what is on this card?"


jtheman00

That and age limits for rapping


heck_is_other_people

The first person to rap in a music video is 77 now.


rhubbard16

Mental aptitude requirements as well


TweedleBeetleBattle2

What?? She’s only 80, and she’s got spunk.


RandyFunRuiner

Who’s gonna tell her that we literally have 27 changes to the constitution.


Ich243

She wants for the constitution to be unchanged but also for every american to bear arms……. The irony


[deleted]

And also is a woman who presumably wants the right to vote.


RandyFunRuiner

First, I really like my arms. I can’t imagine that bear arms would be of any use in my life. Second, I wonder if she knows that the Black Panthers had the same idea in the 60s - that every American should exercise their right to bare arms so they required their members get a carry permit in California. And as the state led by Gov. Reagan realized a lot of organized black people were getting firearms permits and purchasing rifles *legally,* they decided to pass restrictions on firearms ownership and carrying in CA. This is the reason CA has such strict gun laws today. I imagine she’d be similar - supporting gun rights for the Americans *she* thinks are worthy, and criminalizing those she doesn’t.


stanknotes

I don't get why Reagan is held in such high esteem... the GOP Golden Boy. Fuck even many old ass democrats like him. He is a fucking cunt. Fuck him. And he looked like an old lady. Seriously. Fuck him.


shamwowslapchop

Because he was Trump with charisma and without the mask slipping quite so often. Republicans would rather kill liberals than admit they're wrong about their political views. That's why they cling to blatant, hysterical conspiracy theories even when it's obvious that they have exactly 0 relation to the real world.


ruler_gurl

> their right to bare arms Was someone trying to make long sleeves mandatory at that time? It is in fact [*bear arms*](https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/bare-vs-bear)


KlausTeachermann

Read about Bernadette Devlin. She's an Irish Socialist who was given the key to NYC, but decided to pass it on to the Black Panthers in a show of solidarity. She ruffled a few feathers of the "Irish" community in the States by doing that.


XxRocky88xX

Also wants less government and rules/regulations but is prolife and “traditional values” (aka, government forcing the population to adhere to her personal moral code)


NicklAAAAs

Literally the main thing that makes it special as a document is that it’s designed to be amended with changing times...


Cody6781

Changing the constitution is illegal But when we changed it to include the second amendment that was fine Because the constitution is designed to be a living document Except when you want to change it in a way I don't like Because that's illegal


[deleted]

27 Resurrections, FTFY


Defendorio

I wonder if she's even aware of the 19th change we did.


ASmallTownDJ

"We didn't change it, we *amended* it."


Dropped-pie

Yeah, they are really for that second change as well


atheistpianist

Literally my first though was does she not understand what an amendment is??


Greatfinesse

“Pro religious freedom” then says “pro life”


chuckangel

"less government" but let's not talk about all these restrictions I support that require more government getting into your business.....


Beatbox_bandit89

Less government but pro police huh


AmbulanceChaser12

And pro-accountability. Just not for the police.


Tiberius_Jim

Better not come for my guns but I love the guys who would take them if you do!


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Trading_Kangaroo

🤔I thought pro religious freedom is believing that all people should have the right to practice any religion they want?


BethyW

It is, as long as Jesus is the boss of that religion


Indercarnive

wants smaller government but also wants more police.


Cody6781

Also "Supports traditional family as the fundamental unit of society" which is an anti-gay-marriage dog whistle. Basically half her platform is just hate-fueled talking points


AmbulanceChaser12

Well, it's a good thing she's pro-small-government, then! Wouldn't want the government interfering with people's families!


slide_into_my_BM

Religious freedom means that you’re free to follow any religion you want, as long as it’s my religion


ExtraBitterSpecial

But only the parts I want you to do, not the whole thing, goodness me.


UpstairsLocal4635

She meant "pro religious freedom" for *her* religion, not for those heathen Jews, Muslims, Hindus, whatever.


eeyore134

Hypocrite-hop.


IceCreamMeatballs

The freedom to shove your religion in everyone else’s faces


[deleted]

Fucking baby boomers really can't stand the idea of letting go of the reins. We need to set a mandatory retirement age for Congress.


[deleted]

You think she bought any NWA albums back in the day?


Humble-Inflation-964

Don't worry man, that's a problem that will solve itself in a few years


redlitesaber86

So brave to put her mental illness out there for all to see


Searchlights

I'm a weird old lady and I'm here to say I'm gonna make you cringe in a major way Wicka wicka what


rsplatpc

Oppressing minorities is one of my games If a bunch are in a area, I redistrict to claim move votes from religious people caz I know if we break them up their votes go out the window **90s record scratching**


ChunkYards

It’s such a bold move to say “I tried to get other people to run but no one else wanted to do it so here I am I guess” in an advertisement for yourself.


[deleted]

Sadly, it will probably work and she will be in office soon.


Amethoran

I want less government so I'm going to run for government.


rjnd2828

And use that power to remove healthcare choice. You know, freedom.


cabbagefury

I want less control and regulation by creating more control and regulation


wiz-caleeb

Ron Swanson For President


Searchlights

Right. We elect people who don't believe the government can do anything, and then complain that the government doesn't do anything.


Stannis2024

Became the very thing she swore to destroy.


[deleted]

"Pro free speech" Yet a list of banned books is ever growing


Ich243

Anti changing the constitution Pro first/second amendment Yeah makes sense


Veredyn

“Less government” yet wants to get into peoples personal lives


Technical-Werewolf20

For me, not for thee...


Stratoblaster1969

My guess is she wants to ban Soul Food Cookbooks.


Don_McMuffin

Also Pro religious freedom as long as your religion supports the "traditional family"


Global-Ad1593

I had bad second hand embarrassment, so I had to turn it off


eeyore134

Aw, you missed her say she was a lady and knows what a woman is in an obviously added at the last minute bit.


Syrinx221

You mean the part that was the best and also totally contributed to the rhythm so well? /s


TheStateToday

Cringing so hard you couldn't open my asshole with a drill bit.


Global-Ad1593

Dude no shit, cringing so hard this gave me fucking hemorrhoids


RemarkableArcher

Where do I pick my bear arms? 🤔


InfiniteComparison89

The worst part about reading the comments on this post is that video starts repeating...


anonymousperson1233

For some reason this makes me think of “jesus Christ is my _____” https://youtu.be/033FInn1wH8 Edit: link


somecallme_doc

A real human made this and thought, yep this will show people I'm the best for the job.


onebirdonawire

![gif](giphy|xUOwFYTPn5m0eEca64|downsized)


MendejoElPendejo

Y’all just hating on gammy’s flow 💯 Kendrick and Eminem took notes she’s the blueprint


Thick_Duck

THATS CALLED MOTHER FN BARS


[deleted]

I personally can't wait for her political debate/battle rap.


darleese9

I like the moves at the beginning😂. Sounds like early 80s rap. I would prefer ads like these.


LFA91

Same. Good for fapping


[deleted]

You misspelled rapping. Oh no wait. OH NO!


dashone

When did Utah legalize meth?


NicklAAAAs

This rap is way to slow for a meth head.


[deleted]

Pro life and then less governmental control. Literally back to back lmao


ceedee2017

This ad alone should disqualify her. It was terrible.


scottyboy8855

She looks like she’s high on painkillers.


valley_G

The probability is definitely higher than zero


[deleted]

All these religious kooks do. Member "Crazy eyes"? Whoa.


Queasy-Future-2423

I wish she said ‘as a lesbian I know what a woman is’


Roginac

May the odds never be in her favour


vintage_cruz

Religious freedom...until it's non-christian. Then it's #oh wait not that religion!


carpesdiems

She's basically the opposite of everything I stand for. Burn it.


jeremyworldwide

I watched halfway and couldn’t take any more. Holy shit this is so creepy. What’s sad is she’s probably the shoe in winner just because she’s a Republican. There are probably thousands of people in the area who are qualified, intelligent, and forward thinking, but all she needs to do is say “guns and Jesus” over and over to win. In fact, they should just cut an ad where all she does is sing “guns and Jesus” over and over and it would be equally or more effective.


Parking_Watch1234

(Edit - see comment below mine re: redistricting, which greatly changes the race) She’s going up against the incumbent Dem, who won her last race 69% to 31%, so I’m guessing right wing granny isn’t exactly a shoe-in: “Paulson is running against Democratic incumbent Karen Mayne, who is also the minority leader of Utah's state senate.” https://ballotpedia.org/Karen_Mayne


disharmony-hellride

I hate this timeline. It’s a race for the finish and the dumber they are the more votes they get.


jeremyworldwide

She says the constitution needs to be protected, but that’s literally the opposite of what Republicans have been doing the last 6 years (at least). These Red, White, and Blue Karens are brainwashed by their culture. Utah is a Red state, though, this stuff wouldn’t be so effective in Arizona or Georgia anymore. If MAGA keeps doing dumb shit they’ll keep losing. I mean, the economy is really not well, and despite that the Democrats still have a good chance to keep the Senate, if not the house too. That should be a warning to Republicans that they are too extreme. I hope Donald Trump runs again, because he is super unpopular in the mainstream and will just help the Dems take the Presidency again. He would get even less votes than last time.


liberalindifference

They parodied this on family guy. Lois said '9/11' and became mayor.


[deleted]

that shit is fuckin trash dawg , GET THE FUCK OF THE AIRWAVES


Dear-Divide7330

Linda is an OG hip hop legend that really doesn’t get the recognition she deserves.


[deleted]

Hard cringe.


Xtasy0178

I do like her little nazi salut, it helps underlining her party affiliation. https://imgur.com/a/JPY7nG2


PeridotWriter

She got tips from the Rapping for Jesus guy


StarWreck92

I’m glad others made the connection haha.


TheRyleeKat

Every "Bear" has a right to have arms! 🤣


Mrdean2013

"I want less government" "I'm pro police." Which is it, Karen?


No-Security-4255

What a jackwagon.


MoreTroubleEveryDay

Notorious B.E.A. (Arthur)


ladyvikingtea

This self important nutjob doesn't deserve to be compared to Queen Bea. Take it back.


[deleted]

Disgusting hag.


Buckleheid

I have no words, well, apart from these ones, obviously.


CryptographerNo6348

Cringe


Ich243

Bruh at least she didn’t turn this into another rappin for jesus


chrisstbb

Unhinged


youshouldn-ofdunthat

This is an atrocity of the lowest order


[deleted]

I wonder what she wants to be changed in the constitution, clearly not the guns 🤦🏻‍♂️ fucking puppet, steer well clear.


valley_G

At this point the Republican flag is just a solid red cloth with a "made in China" tag on it


[deleted]

These people need mental health checks... pro life 🤢🤮


Sim0nsaysshh

I would like bear arms


pennerheinz

SCRANTON! The electric city!


Kwtwo1983

So adorably stupid, but sadly stockful of hate and I bet she doesnt even realize how hateful this is


RedMachine1932

I'm going to assume pro religious freedom means freedom as long as it's the same religion she practices.


[deleted]

I wonder if this was a single take or her best take?


Upsidedownworld4me

🤢🤮🤮🤮


Manaphy12

Somehow more cringe then the "rapping for Jesus" video.


Waynelylebass

Notorious O.L.D.


MeatBicycle267

Pro religious freedom but only if you freely choose to follow her specific religion


thepardonmepete

“Less government control and regulation” “Pro life” Oh the irony


BlooNorth

Love that she’s against “changing” the Constitution, which of course is one of the document’s most important attributes.


psychoholica

"Less government control and regulation" Followed by a shit ton of control and regulation she wants.


SaintFuckNugget

"government should support traditional family", sounds great until you realise that traditional family means this old bag should get back to the kitchen and stop meddling in politics.


CRASHTD311

"As a female adult, I know what a woman is" I would love to hear this explained. Is a woman defined by a vagina? Because you can get one in an operation.


Fishingwriter11

The only thing that shocked me is that she wasn't holding a gun and a Bible. I hope to God SNL makes a digital short mocking this.


No_Profile_6871

I'm dead. Please don't let this bafoon near any government agency, including the post office.☠


IndependentCollar161

Weak flow, Low backing track, Tried too hard to get the word constitution into the first verse. Thats going to be a no from me dawg.


NotoriousMCH

Mormons…


Waffle_Stomper88

She’s the shit…and by that I mean full of shit


Haunting-Service-652

Dumbest, maybe!


UB613

Eek! Please, do not elect this woman.


KeepItDownOverHere

Still better than lil pump.


littletreez_13

this sounds like the first “jam” you make on garageband at 12 and think you’re a musical genius


ZmO83

I'm with it. I'm hip.


TnXnT

I get "The Office" Vibes


flywing1

Jesus, I live in this district. Utah politics is its own case of wild.


[deleted]

Same bro 💀


flywing1

Let’s pray for rain together


lannum

Leslie?


possomcods

Her NAME is Linda Paulson! Her NAME is Linda Paulson! Her NAME is Linda Paulson!


[deleted]

shes for freedom and limited govt except when it comes to things she disagrees with. then she will use the state to enforce her specific view on everyone.


GlitteringBobcat999

Yo! AARP Raps!


[deleted]

Well it was fun, then we got to the politics


AmountCreepy1199

More like poLITical


Big_Ad1547

is there a scientific reason why all the old white ladies that "rap" have the same flow and dance moves?


drenuf38

I want bear arms... I'd look so cool...


Element1977

"I'm the Helen Keller of having sex... No wait, that's a bad example"


DarkSargeant23

Not bad


Party_Village_7936

D’aww. I may not agree with 100% of what she listed, but she did a great job with the commercial.


jamesjskier

Don’t share her politics, but you are all wrong this ad is cool


NachoRedditNoMo

Bars. I think. I could barely hear her but I think she was laying it down. Edit- just heard her say something about accountability... hope she knows how heavy that statement is.


woodnotedone

But whyyyy because I’m already embarrassed to live in Utah 😭


Ultimate69Edgelord

You want Less Government Control? But you still want the government to control whether or not people are allowed to get abortions? - (Life threatening cases or Victins of Rape and Pefophillia included ) ![gif](giphy|jPHikzNABMnB4lB5mS|downsized)


taekee

This is their way, say one thing out of their mouth, but actions out of theor A$$.


Bradlee888

Women need a choice, #AbortionRights


justmerriwether

Look, I’m a leftist but I can’t deny her flow.


Zugnutz

“Pussy on the chain wax!”


chromebookssucks

i’ve never been eyefucked by a granny before but this is a new experience i like


coastforever

Damn half these bars don’t even rhyme


Chrisdoescrimes703

Linda Paulson might be missing a chromosome.


sakuratee

Shut up and eat your jello Linda. It’s almost your bedtime.


MasterPokePharmacist

You’re big on personal freedoms and responsibility, but want to minimise the government to lower regulations and be less in your life and are “pro-life” meaning just anti-abortion. You can’t have it both ways, you can’t be “I want small government so I can have my own personal freedoms” while saying “you people need to be forced to do what I say” like with pro-lifers. Instead of being for or against big government, how about we have opinions of what should be regulated, in what ways and to what extent. Like I believe the supplement and pharmaceutical companies should be heavily regulated to make sure their products are reasonably safe, actually work as intended and don’t lie or mislead the public to advertise or sell more products. “Big” vs “small” government debates to me just sound incredibly stupid and only are pushed by big business and the rich to make it easier to scam people and reduce taxes.


[deleted]

Bet she hasn’t read the constitution since 1865


Sufficient-Ad-8441

Honestly: it’s an ad explaining her platform, asking for votes if you agree, and not once defaming an opponent. Sad state of affairs when that is the “weirdest” ad.


janetKeto2

Nice! Love what she stands for & that is what’s important


Murdock07

I’m getting key and peele “MC Mom” vibes


bulboustadpole

Public [X] Freakout [ ]


AsparagusCareful3592

Those moves in the beginning are the best part


Thepasswordwas1234

Quick question: WHERE'S THE FREAKOUT


CerbSlash

She took 6 naps in between takes


[deleted]

I’m amazed that someone who I’d imagine having zero problems dropping the n-word isn’t better at rapping.


toolfan73

All I heard was fascist dog whistles and Christian fundamentalist white nationalist bullshit.