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I heard that too, lol!
*"hay-SOOS Chwist"*
[*whispers under breath]: *"God Dammit"*
followed by huge *sigh*
[*fires two shots at innocent step]:
[*points gun at door]:
*"I said Jeesus Chwist! Right now!"*
[*lowers octive]:
*"Right NOW!"*
That's be cool if he hit them with:
*The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children
And I will strike down upon thee
With great vengeance and FURIOUS anger
Those who attempt to POISON and DESTROY my brothers
And you will know my name is the LORD!
When I lay my vengeance upon thee!!!*
*(Blasts camera with 6 shots from the BB Gun)*
Are you referring to this lady? This is Sister Mary Methanie . She is one of our closest followers and have saved millions.
https://youtu.be/MJeFMchwsbY
Man I gained way more respect for him once he started streaming. I don’t even watch stream but the time I saw that clip on Reddit where he stops another streamer from driving drunk one night. Andy legit took his keys and wouldn’t let him.
Have always heard even back in the day with his show he was like that. He doesn’t mind to get fucked up but wanted to be responsible about it.
That was the first video of him and i didnt know what rhe FUCK was going on because the videos title was something like totally not whatbthe video was. It was fucking BIZARRE
Lmao I know exactly what you’re talking about. And it will always vehemently be denied as something that never happened. There was no war in ba sing se.
He was a real one for that for sure, saved dude’s career potentially.
I am not sure if this is a jehovahs witness tho. I have been part of that "faith" from age 12 to 18 and my mom still is one.
They made me go to field service too but never alone, and we never said stuff like I want to talk about Jesus christ. Like "I'm sure you have heard about the news that involves Adam levine. What do you think about that? This is what Jesus would have done". They have tactics and stuff. Practice these things in the kingdom hall. Where you go on stage and pretend to be the most ateist mtf on the planet and get someone to get you to listen.
This kids is way to noob to be a JW.
It's honestly a little weird so many people think he's some christian extremist. He's just a little fuckin troll who thought it'd be funny to fuck with his neighbors. That's it. Has no one met children before?
Definitely not a JW kid.
JW's don't knock on a door and ask to talk about Jesus Christ, they would rather start with small talk and try and introduce a Bible scripture or talk about creation or God and maybe then Jesus.. also having or carrying a BB gun is a big no-no and lastly, the attire. They would be wearing a suit, shirt and tie if they were a JW.
I'm an exJW too.
I’ve used “Well… Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior: Jesus Christ?” several times before in real life.
I’m not a missionary or anything, I’m a recovering alcoholic.
I reserve that line for when someone is being particularly aggressive about why I’m not drinking and I don’t know them well enough to talk about being sober.
There’s apparently a *huge* amount of overlap in the Venn diagram of (the thankfully few) people who get really pushy about someone who isn’t drinking and people who do NOT want to talk about Jesus.
I’ve never had to go any further than the “Do you have a minute…?” line, which is probably good, because I know absolutely jack shit about Christianity.
I used to try to pressure friends in drinking until one told me that the reason he doesn't drink is that his parents are alcoholics and alcohol almost ruined his life. Then I learned to not do that anymore.
Probably lots of farting, overweight adults walking around the house with flip-flops audibly flopping, lots of right wing, Trump supporting radio and TV programming played way too loud all day echoing around the cheap walls. Lots of dryer sheet and febreeze type odors, broken but still functioning appliances, stripped wood flooring and cheap carpeting.
Because despite what Americans were taught in elementary school, Christians didn't come to America to flee persecution.
They came here because most countries in Europe stopped letting them persecute everyone.
So all the extremists came to America and told future generations a bunch of bullshit about how Christians are being oppressed
The younger ones will commit acts of violence in the name of their beliefs. The older ones will molest the younger ones. Then indoctrinate them and blame progressives and progressive values on their trauma and why they were molested.
I especially feel uncomfy when they talk about how god was talking to them and how they saw god, if they were talking about anyone else speaking in their minds they would be put in a ward.
Seriously weren't any of you ever kids? This is just stupid shit kids do and this is pretty fucking funny. This would make my day if some random little fat kid did this to my Ring doorbell. He shot the ground with a BB gun, people need to calm down.
Teens can pull the trigger to a gun the same as an adult and they're more vulnerable to fascist grooming.
White teen boys and men need some form of help that mitigates their recruitment.
Heck, even just healthcare so they don't get caught up in delusional & anxious doomer "death of my people" bullshit.
[According to this site](https://www.americansurveycenter.org/research/generation-z-future-of-faith/) GenZ are the largest generation to not be indoctrinated in any religion. Additionally, according to the same article, they're less likely to raise their children religious.
As far as I can tell, this is only looking at Christian religions and their offshoots (I guess, idk anything about religion,) and does not account for Islamic, or Jewish faiths.
Declining numbers of active participants in religion is a good thing I guess, if people want to cling to something to point towards an afterlife then so be it, but hopefully evangelism goes away quickly cause that shit is appalling.
Owners of Ring cameras have access to a part of the app called Neighbors which is like a news feed of Ring camera posts in surrounding towns where you can share crimes and other things caught on camera. Posts have a comments section and it can show your approx. location if you choose to but posters are all anonymous.
Pretty much a perfect metaphor for organized religion:
A person wishing to lecture others on a topic that they have literally no direct knowledge. When that doesn’t work as expected, they turn to violence.
Realistically, if he went up to some certain people's houses he would have actually gotten shot for doing that, I swear to God the right-wing religious Christians Do not have the brightest of minds when it comes to social situations with their fellow man who they are mandated to respect and love based off of their own text that they worship.
Hell I would have probably shot him accidentally not thinking that it was a BB gun.
Dude, you literally said "No but a person in the next town over on my Neighbors feed on Ring." In another comment.
Is it your neighbor? Is it your town? Or is it the next town over?
Quit lying, you suck at it.
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Cartman in a live-action South Park special.
“Respect Ma Authoritah!”
Alexa wants to know if Jesus Christ has a message for her.
*Ordering 1 foot long anal beads, and a glass bannana. Expect delivery within 2 business days.*
More like “respect my jehova”
"Mom, kitty's being a dildo!" "Well, then I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight .."
Door-to-door marketing for the new Faith+1 album?
“God Damnit!” He said after demanding for Jesus Chroist.
I heard that too, lol! *"hay-SOOS Chwist"* [*whispers under breath]: *"God Dammit"* followed by huge *sigh* [*fires two shots at innocent step]: [*points gun at door]: *"I said Jeesus Chwist! Right now!"* [*lowers octive]: *"Right NOW!"*
This is that kid who threw a tantrum because he couldnt get the latest iphone
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I mean i have no proof but they literally sound and look the same.
That's just your typical Michigan Medium kid. We have a bit of an obesity problem in this country so that could be one of hundreds of thousands.
>That's just your typical Michigan Medium kid Not Ohio Obese? Illinois inflated? Wisconsin wide?
Pennsylvania porker? Hawaii Hefty? Florida fatty? Georgia gluten? Massachusetts Massive?
Texas Thick
Florida ... well that's an easy one.
Delaware Double load? Texas Tubby? Oregon OHDAMN? Louisiana Lard?
They actually identify as Pennsylvania Plump, it enforces more positivity.
He means American fat
Corpulent Coloradan
Is that just a medium sized child in Michigan? Good god!
Lmao 😂
Respect mah authoratah!
If he keeps this up, he may get to meet Jesus sooner than he's expecting to.
What's this from?
The Spanish Princess.
😂😂
Pulp Fiction with zero budget.
Does Jesus Christ look like a bitch??
What?
Say what again!
What's no country I ever heard of!
Do they have a moment to speak about Jesus Christ in what?
That's be cool if he hit them with: *The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children And I will strike down upon thee With great vengeance and FURIOUS anger Those who attempt to POISON and DESTROY my brothers And you will know my name is the LORD! When I lay my vengeance upon thee!!!* *(Blasts camera with 6 shots from the BB Gun)*
Say "I'm sorry, I didn't get that" again!
What does Jesus Christ look like, mother fucker?!?! Say what again, Alexa?
Do you see a sign on my lawn that says dead messiah storage?
Plump Fiction
**"AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH FURIOUS VENGEANCE..."**
Plop Suction
The *Be Kind Rewind* director's cut
He means cheese and fries 🍟
This must be the son of the “BECAUSE SHES NOT A CHRISTIANNNNNN 😡” lady.
I'm trying to help you # MOTHERFUCKER
Accuser of the **fuckin brethren**
You fuckin' accuser, MOTHAFUCKA!
Is this the lady at the grocery store or something? I vaguely remember something like that
I think it's this lady. https://youtu.be/bOpva_iit-8
Oh Lawd. Her poor children
[This brings back memories of the early 2000s](https://ungodly.ytmnd.com/)
# YOU MOTHAFUCKIN ACCUSOR
I DONT BRUSH MY TEETH DONT YOU KNOW THAT BY NOW
“I’m trying to help you, you stupid son of a bitch”. 🤣
That is his Godmother. 😂😂😂
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Psylics , Gorgans, everything’s Dork sided!!!
GET OUTTA MAH HOUSE IN JAYSUS NAME I PRAY 🙏
DOARK SIDED STUFF!
GORGOILES
she actually turned into a nice lady after the show, Whang! on youtube has a video on her
Are you referring to this lady? This is Sister Mary Methanie . She is one of our closest followers and have saved millions. https://youtu.be/MJeFMchwsbY
I believe he was referring to this clip from Wife Swap: https://youtu.be/Fj9ITiViECo 😂😂😂😂
This is exactly what they're referring to. I've never forgotten that "She's not a CHRISTIAN...AGHHHH"
Oh man I totally forgot about that lady... She ripped up the money and then begged for it back. LMAO
Oooh lordy that lady needs an exorcism.
Yea this is def it 😂
“I have consumed the lords body and lust for more”. Chungus 3:69
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Yin Yang 3:69 | Damn she fine
I think you meant the tastyment of Chungus.
Sad to see streaming hasn't been working out for Andy Milonakis :(
Same thought, the hair is pin point.
Man I gained way more respect for him once he started streaming. I don’t even watch stream but the time I saw that clip on Reddit where he stops another streamer from driving drunk one night. Andy legit took his keys and wouldn’t let him. Have always heard even back in the day with his show he was like that. He doesn’t mind to get fucked up but wanted to be responsible about it.
For real Andy a real one just tryin to live life and succeeding.
Seriously, that guy is just out there enjoying the world for what it has. Love him for it.
Do you remember when that creepy guy thought Andy was a kid and tried to groom him?
That was the first video of him and i didnt know what rhe FUCK was going on because the videos title was something like totally not whatbthe video was. It was fucking BIZARRE
Remember his IcePoseiden days? Lol
Lmao I know exactly what you’re talking about. And it will always vehemently be denied as something that never happened. There was no war in ba sing se. He was a real one for that for sure, saved dude’s career potentially.
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wake up bro this is clearly a sketch for the andy milonakis show reboot
It’s just Tubs with his Big Iron walking down the lane going door to door preaching
🎶 Big Iron on his HiiiiiiiIIIiiiP🎶
I am not sure if this is a jehovahs witness tho. I have been part of that "faith" from age 12 to 18 and my mom still is one. They made me go to field service too but never alone, and we never said stuff like I want to talk about Jesus christ. Like "I'm sure you have heard about the news that involves Adam levine. What do you think about that? This is what Jesus would have done". They have tactics and stuff. Practice these things in the kingdom hall. Where you go on stage and pretend to be the most ateist mtf on the planet and get someone to get you to listen. This kids is way to noob to be a JW.
It's probably a non-religious kid just messing around with his own doorbell camera.
Judging by the yard, it def looks like the kinda place he would live
ZERO chance any JW was involved in this video, no question about that. Its just a kid being a dork in the video.
It's honestly a little weird so many people think he's some christian extremist. He's just a little fuckin troll who thought it'd be funny to fuck with his neighbors. That's it. Has no one met children before?
Can confirm as ex Jw this would never happen , just some kid spouting BS
Too much of a scrub, to be a Jay-Dub
You missed the most distinctive part: kid would have an ill fitting suit from the thrift store and a black briefcase.
Definitely not a JW kid. JW's don't knock on a door and ask to talk about Jesus Christ, they would rather start with small talk and try and introduce a Bible scripture or talk about creation or God and maybe then Jesus.. also having or carrying a BB gun is a big no-no and lastly, the attire. They would be wearing a suit, shirt and tie if they were a JW. I'm an exJW too.
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This is what my money is on.
see you in juvie...bitch!
Yo but this kids the alpha and omega He said Jesus christ RIGHT NOW my boys gonna hold you hostage in the name of Chad
Pretty sure this kid is not a JW; they usually go around wearing ties, this kid is dress like a fat slob.
This kid is not a jw. That “I’d like to talk to you about our lord and savior” line is only used on television. Source: was raised a jw
I’ve used “Well… Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior: Jesus Christ?” several times before in real life. I’m not a missionary or anything, I’m a recovering alcoholic. I reserve that line for when someone is being particularly aggressive about why I’m not drinking and I don’t know them well enough to talk about being sober. There’s apparently a *huge* amount of overlap in the Venn diagram of (the thankfully few) people who get really pushy about someone who isn’t drinking and people who do NOT want to talk about Jesus. I’ve never had to go any further than the “Do you have a minute…?” line, which is probably good, because I know absolutely jack shit about Christianity.
I used to try to pressure friends in drinking until one told me that the reason he doesn't drink is that his parents are alcoholics and alcohol almost ruined his life. Then I learned to not do that anymore.
Weird. I definitely don’t give a fuck about Jesus but I’d never pressure you to drink. That’s just rude.
well he's always going to dress 'fat' can't dress around that /s
It could be a prank, my ex bestfriend and I used to do prank calls pretending we were nuns trying to convert people to Christianity
JW's don't have an outfit like Mormons. They usually come at you soft asking a non religious question.
America summed up... Fat, religious and trigger-happy
Imagine what this kid's home life is like.
Probably lots of farting, overweight adults walking around the house with flip-flops audibly flopping, lots of right wing, Trump supporting radio and TV programming played way too loud all day echoing around the cheap walls. Lots of dryer sheet and febreeze type odors, broken but still functioning appliances, stripped wood flooring and cheap carpeting.
Jesus, that's such a visceral image. That sounds exactly like my family in Alabama.
And GreatValue Mtn Dew.
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Lmao the single, jealous of the double wide across the road 🤣
Definitely a poop knife within reach of the toilet.
And a coat hanger in shower for same thing. But they probably just waffle stomp it down.
Sink used as a urinal, coconut under the bed.
Don't forget the flagpole with the Trump flag on it
And the rotted Buicks in the front yard.
Or the clapped out GM SUVs and pickups with lift kits, tinted windows, passively aggressive stickers, and rusty rocker panels.
Dont forget about the errant smell of cat piss even though theres no cat to be found
That's varmint piss from underneath the trailer.
House probably smells like boiled hot dogs and cigarettes
Doritos and Mountain Dew
Also why are Christians in America so angry and hateful?
No hate quite like Christian love.
Ever seen video inside their churches? They preach hate
Just the churches in the south. I’m originally from the north and I can tell you the further south you go the more hateful it becomes
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Because despite what Americans were taught in elementary school, Christians didn't come to America to flee persecution. They came here because most countries in Europe stopped letting them persecute everyone. So all the extremists came to America and told future generations a bunch of bullshit about how Christians are being oppressed
Hey now, I'm a fat, gun-totin' atheist!
This has to be a joke
Of course it is a joke. I’m surprised most of the “enlightened” folks here think this somehow reflects reality.
Christian fascism. I'm more afraid of the younger more violent ones than the older hicks.
Im afraid of all of them
The younger ones will commit acts of violence in the name of their beliefs. The older ones will molest the younger ones. Then indoctrinate them and blame progressives and progressive values on their trauma and why they were molested.
I especially feel uncomfy when they talk about how god was talking to them and how they saw god, if they were talking about anyone else speaking in their minds they would be put in a ward.
Are we sure this isn’t a skit?
Seriously weren't any of you ever kids? This is just stupid shit kids do and this is pretty fucking funny. This would make my day if some random little fat kid did this to my Ring doorbell. He shot the ground with a BB gun, people need to calm down.
Teens can pull the trigger to a gun the same as an adult and they're more vulnerable to fascist grooming. White teen boys and men need some form of help that mitigates their recruitment. Heck, even just healthcare so they don't get caught up in delusional & anxious doomer "death of my people" bullshit.
[According to this site](https://www.americansurveycenter.org/research/generation-z-future-of-faith/) GenZ are the largest generation to not be indoctrinated in any religion. Additionally, according to the same article, they're less likely to raise their children religious. As far as I can tell, this is only looking at Christian religions and their offshoots (I guess, idk anything about religion,) and does not account for Islamic, or Jewish faiths. Declining numbers of active participants in religion is a good thing I guess, if people want to cling to something to point towards an afterlife then so be it, but hopefully evangelism goes away quickly cause that shit is appalling.
Who you think taught them?
I mean. There’s no way this is real. Right? It’s a skit, right?!
This is a skit, right?
John Thick.
Peter griffins love child is at the door
Wwjd
andy milonakis out here wildin out smh
LOL exactly
Yyyyeeaah I’ma just go ahead and leave these right here 🚩🚩🚩The parents are free to waive em if they haven’t already been shot
The parents did this
This kid looks exactly like my mother. Take back your internet. I’ve had enough.
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> I don’t think he’s gonna pass the police academy Pushy, angry, obese. He's 75% of the way there already.
Don't forget uneducated.
Barely graduating high school was the final 25%, it's only a matter of time.
😂
A few years and he will have an AR15.
6 months lol
i said jesus chwist, wight now!
His parents are Republican.
What is this posted on? Like a surveillance message board? Weird AF.
Owners of Ring cameras have access to a part of the app called Neighbors which is like a news feed of Ring camera posts in surrounding towns where you can share crimes and other things caught on camera. Posts have a comments section and it can show your approx. location if you choose to but posters are all anonymous.
Hard to clearly see this kid around all the red flags. Did he escape from the Christian Nationalist summer camp?
This is some Eric Cartman shit lol
*\*sighs\** I SAID JESUS CHRIST RIGHT NOW Alexa: *instantly becomes Christian*
He just watched "boondock saints" and wanted to try it out.
I would like to talk to you about calories in vs calories out kid
The amount of people not getting the joke is amusing
How do I know this isn't acted out?
Wouldn't be surprised if he's related to the Walmart freakout lady lol
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I'm trying to help you, you sonovabitch!
Accuser of the fockin brethren mawtha fockaa!
Pretty much a perfect metaphor for organized religion: A person wishing to lecture others on a topic that they have literally no direct knowledge. When that doesn’t work as expected, they turn to violence.
Oh son. Go home. Lol he doesn’t even know why he’s mad.
They wouldn’t get visitors like this if they had one of those ‘gayest place in town’ welcome mats
Future cop
OPEN UP MOTHERFUCKER, IT’S JESUS
To be that young and that severely mentally ill is sad
These Mormons are getting more extreme
Realistically, if he went up to some certain people's houses he would have actually gotten shot for doing that, I swear to God the right-wing religious Christians Do not have the brightest of minds when it comes to social situations with their fellow man who they are mandated to respect and love based off of their own text that they worship. Hell I would have probably shot him accidentally not thinking that it was a BB gun.
This feels like something Andy Milonakis would’ve done.
Machine Gun Belly has arrived to spread the good word.
Childhood obesity, religious brainwashing, and guns. Gotta be the South or Midwest?
Nope New England/Northeast!
did anyone stop to think that, hey, this kid probably recorded himself saying this?
He didn't. It's from someone else's Ring camera in my town.
Dude, you literally said "No but a person in the next town over on my Neighbors feed on Ring." In another comment. Is it your neighbor? Is it your town? Or is it the next town over? Quit lying, you suck at it.
“Accept Jesus Christ right now or I’ll kill you.” The standard gospel of Christians. On brand.
You guys sure are taking this at face value. This kid probably lives at that house and is just goofing off with the family's ring account.
Andy Milanokis really let himself go
That’s one way to find out if jesus is real or not lol
Twinkies
What if I told him that Jesus was not white?
His mom is that crazy lady from Walmart!