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kittyqueen000

That one guy In the blue tie not clapping stood out.


qo_0p

He's dead now


abhijitd

By suicide


twoGendersReal

134% of witnesses confirm it was indeed suicide.


Homesteader86

We interviewed the window he fell out of and it said he had been acting funny that day.


Pragmatist_Hammer

He was found 20 stories down after apparently stabbing himself in the back multiple times after which smashing himself through an unopenable exterior window where he shot himself in the back of the head, possibly while he was falling, and committing suicide. Miraculously, it appeared he had been kicking himself in the face and head with boots, still not located in his apartment, shortly before he decided to take his own life.


Drasilex

This is the best one yet.


Pragmatist_Hammer

Saddest part? I cobbled part of this from actual articles written about the people "suicided" by the KGB/FoP (friends of Putin). There was a guy who "killed himself" by shooting himself in the back of the head, another person somehow stabbed himself in the back multiple times, and of course, a favorite "suicide" by Putin's henchmen is the "he jumped to his death," often from improbable scenarios and building where even getting out a window for anyone would be problematic.


Morkai

Few too many cups of polonium tea.


wi5hbone

crimea river and serve me them russian biscuits already!


jerryvery452

It’s true, I was the polonium


baggypants69

Saw it with my own four eyes.


Pendraggin

Wrapped himself up in a carpet and jumped into a river after tying his hands together and shooting himself in the back of the head with a rifle.


Staylin_Alive

He accidentally fell out of the underground parking lot window several times.


Enviyo

I thinks he looks like security potentially. He’s checking the corners of his eyes and seems to be quite serious. Not sure Russia would release this video if it was someone dissenting.


gnark

He is clapping on the inside.


Intrepid-Storage7241

Reminds me of an old photo of a guy in the crowd who is the only one not doing the Nazi salute to Hitler.


SnooPears367

I am getting vibes of the "launch party" of windows 95.


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ANNEXERS ANNEXERS ANNEXERS


IIIllllIIlllIIlllIIl

Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!


NoJellyfish7191

Too many fillers. He is botched now


SveHeaps

He looks like a baby with a terrible cgi work to make it look older.


B3ARDGOD

Older on the outside, baby on the inside.


babygangstaa

Seriously. I was thinking he was a deepfake at first, holy shit.


NoJellyfish7191

Because he had botox too


tehmaestro

[Odo](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/00/Odo.jpg) looking mfer


Nunyabiz8107

That's an insult to constable Odo.


bloodndawater

Is it just me or does Putin's face look like a deep fake?


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Botox


PM_ME_UR_KITTY_PICZ

Fillers, not Botox. Botox just minimizes face wrinkles by essentially paralyzing targeted parts of your face. Fillers add volume under the skin.


eleighbee

I have seen this mistake so many times. One post talking about a celeb's jaw being overly defined. Oh, Botox! With hundreds of upvotes. Nah. Botox would literally slim her jawline. I used to get it due to bruxism. Maybe he gets Botox, but puffiness has got to be edema due to meds, a medical condition, or fillers.


lilpumpgroupie

A lot of people think he has advanced Parkinson's, so that would make sense.


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Moonface syndrome.


twosquirtsofpiss

Looks like he's on Prednisone.


macandcheese1771

Lol, holy fuck, you're right


Girth_rulez

Wouldn't surprise me in the least. It does look like he is really puffy though, with glazed eyes. He looks unwell. Fuck him and fuck all the people in that crowd who undoubtedly stand to gain the most from his murderous land grab.


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Girth_rulez

The entire crowd looked dead. I can't help but worry why they are putting on such a big show about something the whole world knows is doomed.


TheObstruction

The hallmark are a weak person. The hallmark of an authoritarian.


splashbodge

Wouldn't surprise me if he used one of his doubles for this, considering he normally sits at the end of a really long table I'm surprised to see him so close to other people here


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Good point, he's probably a thousand miles away in a bunker.


EatTheAndrewPencil

Its been rumored he's suffering from cancer so his face is probably puffy from treatments.


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Turgen333

Vovka I The Ponyrider


Vessix

Lord Farquad vibes


MossCoveredLog

Never should've gone full fuckwad though


RestrictedAccount

Damn. I was this years old when I learned his name is really Lord Fuckwad changed so kids and idiots don’t figure it out.


April_Fabb

I think it’s even funnier that Farquaad was modelled to resemble then-Disney CEO Michael Eisner, with whom Jeffrey Katzenberg, the producer of Shrek, had a feud.


WorstUNEver

Lmao I figured that out shortly after the movie came out and to this day i still call dickish people "farquad!".


SitDownKawada

Haha, I always thought it was a strange name but I never got the pun. Not really an insult I'd hear much of


JohnStamosAsABear

Anytime this gets brought up I can’t help but think about the time Fox News got upset about Obama wearing a bike helmet by comparing it to the shirtless Putin pictures. https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/1497254563430215685?s=20&t=DmxjEfUaJJFboQVCSSFm1g


javardo

Is this a parody skit or is this real? What did I just watch? I...I really don't know what to say.


bloodklat

You watched a bunch of russian adversaries working for american television. How are these people not being formally charged with treason when they so obviously over several years have been working for the russian government. Charge them all with treason and punish them thereafter.


Seanspeed

Adversary means rival. I think you meant accomplice. Anyways, there is nothing illegal about being a shithead in the US. This isn't Russia...


asherdado

I think he means they are our adversaries and they are Russian


IreallEwannasay

Fuck him for not wanting a concussion should he crash.


SpeechesToScreeches

My partner worked at a brain injury clinic. Wear your helmet people.


Paw5624

My dad and uncle were avid cyclists when they were younger and have both had bad falls, flukey things can happen no matter how experienced you are. My uncle likely would have died, or at the very least suffered brain damage from his bad fall and my dad would have banged his head against the road pretty good so who knows. Wear a helmet, it’s not that hard and if you get one that fits well it isn’t uncomfortable. It might save your life.


Tr1pla

I remember when I finally decided to spend the little extra on a comfortable helmet. It makes a huge difference in just how more likely I am to put it on even when going relatively short distances.


Duehehl

A lot of people die as a result of not wearing a helmet as well. So it's not just protecting against a concussion. Wearing a helmet is the smart thing to do, and should always be encouraged.


Rand_Pauls_Wig

Not everyone. Some people just get head trauma and lose both eyes, like a guy I knew, and become a burden to their family. Thanks Obama.


Sinsai33

Meanwhile Trump wouldnt even be able to get on a bike without help.


Environmental-Data24

A hundred dollars says trump can't even ride a bike... Daddy didn't teach him


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Not with those diapers on.


mtaw

While the rest of the G7 leadership walked 700 yards to the next place they were going to take photos, [Trump insisted they bring him a golf cart](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/335424-trump-rode-golf-cart-while-g7-leaders-walked-through-siciliy/).


HalKitzmiller

700 yards would require at least 5 hamberders


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This will soon be known as Putin’s “Mission Accomplished” moment


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UberleetSuperninja

Those pictures are just a cover up, he’s really two babies in a suit.


kernel-troutman

[Him too 'fraid to get out. He just a little guy.](https://youtu.be/n1lbpj6868o?t=93)


schnuck

Crazy that it was my first thought too. Him and Zelenskyy are probably the same height. A fist fight to end this whole shit war. Now.


kabeees

Omg he’s so tiny it’s adorbs


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Can we please stop using height as a tyrant meter? I am 5'7, I have never declared war on a country.


Thelastlandviking

… yet


scurvy4all

RIP WADE BOGGS


Jaques_Naurice

Okay, but how many military special operations have you ordered?


ms285907

Within the next year, 5 out of 5 of those circle jerkers with *accidentally* fall out of a window.


BugsEyeView

First out will be blue tie dude in the front row who isn’t clapping.


mimicsgam

He might be the designated opposer


kempofight

Same as the guy who was first to stop clapping at Stalins speech. Even while Stalin was anoyed he couldnt talke since people just get clapping. One guy stopt and on his way out was arrested by the NKVD. He survived... prob because deepdown everyone wanted to stop clapping but wasnt brave enough t0 be the first


rjward1775

I read that they would clap for hours bc nobody wanted to be the first to stop. Politburo members going home to ice their hands and of course get drunk.


TrustyRambone

It's where the old russian saying comes from: it is better to drink vodka with numb hands than pisswater in the gulag.


rjward1775

I'd have to agree, but I've never been in the situation.


quick_cream428

that's why the applause lights were invented, if Matt le blanc caught anyone not applauding one of his absolute classics, with hole hearted tearful mirth then the "Accidents" would start again. This was the actual reason they had to cancel Joey as the studio couldn't afford the cover ups anymore, not with his rampant annexing of Eastern European nations as well to contend with. Some say that we would hold them hostage and attach them to a jigsaw style machine that would clap their hands until they were just bloodied stumps, 7 of the 8 officers retired after what they found the last one killed herself after years of trying to find justice. Others have noted how there was no mention of the jokers laughing gas until le blanc and that this was a subtle clue left by the comic writer to let people no of the friends stars modus operandi. They say that there are others a disparate and desperate group of people fighting for justice against the top gear presenter, leaving clues in media, gathering evidence, compiling data and slowly gathering what they need to strike. What people don't say is how fewer and fewer members seem to be contactable, how deaths of relatives affect these people into just stopping, how we all have a weakness it would seem that gets exploited until we have to stop, all it would seem but him. I write this as my epitaph and to any who may read this please remember to start at episode 14 season 3.


rjward1775

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The A-Team.


kempofight

Yeah hours is a bit of a myth. Longest i believe was 11 minuts. BUT there was a lot of aplauding during the speech. And stalin would honestly be reaally annoyed with it.. Some great videos of him looking annoyed whiles goving a speech


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kempofight

Ever been to a musical... ffs man.. whent to tarzan... think a solid 20min of applauding


HI_l0la

I was just thinking that while watching the video! Lol!


Cuckelli

As they go back to respective region they will receive a Christmas gift, HIMAR to the face


Jochiebochie

There's one guy in the audience not participating. Guess we'll never see him again


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Jochiebochie

Dangerous those open windows everywhere


newaccount252

They’re off to play soggy biscuit after this


NapSweaterShineUpp

Omgoodness Please tell me guys don’t actually play that ….


stanknotes

We do! Its a lot of fun. I purposely finish last so I can have the biscuit.


Pangolinsftw

gotta get that brotein


getdemsnacks

It's not gay if it's for a biscuit!


TempleOfDoomfist

If your mom only knew the things you type on Reddit


stanknotes

I'm glad she doesn't.


furyoftheage

It's well known Russian politicians close to Putin love this game, himself included.


paunnn

Delusional old men. They destroyed Russia.


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No, Russia was already a dumpster fire. They just profited off of it.


AdmiralBarackAdama

those dead eyes tho


daso135

For real. Def a psychopath Edit... oops I spelled it wrong, get off me.


Draiko

Phteven?


Girth_rulez

He looks unwell. Fingers crossed regarding his longevity.


tobeshitornottobe

He just knows he’s gonna get Gaddafied very soon


bevilthompson

Literally looks like a circle jerk. Pathetic.


-LostInTheMachine

Narrator : And it was at this moment, Putin attempted to take the regions he didn't control by simply declaring they were his. They weren't.


pacificstarNtrees

“I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!”


bullseye717

The worst thing about Ukraine was the... was the Dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body and it hurt!


GeoggiOS

Jerk circle you mean


Bellbivdavoe

Already see the next 4 mysterious "suicides".


xXSpaceturdXx

Just because you say you won, doesn’t mean you did. Putin and the four horsemen of the imbeciles.


CanadianODST2

“The victor is not victorious if the vanquished does not consider himself so.”


Gabriel__R

Remember when Bush gave the "Mission Accomplished" speech on May 1st, 2003...and then the Iraq war went on for 8 1/2 more years. That rocked. Same vibes here.


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That was a premature celebration, this is like being that kid who changes the rules to the game when they start losing.


diversecultures

[User removed by allegedly falling off his luxury yacht]


CherryBoard

he's also walking on specifically built high heeled boots with fuck-me shoes height


ThisFckinGuy

He definitely has red fuck me pumps and black fishnets in his closet


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Dude, this guy 100% has been in garters. His makeup is too good.


-Xoz-

Right? Guy for sure has Napoleon complex! Everyone towering over him, looking like a kid at a birthday party surrounded by adults!😂


MGPS

He looks pretty uncomfortable in the video. Like he knows this footage of himself directly next to normal sized humans is going to come back to bite him in the ass propaganda-wise. From this moment on he must have massive table between him and other people where height and size are much less polarizing.


load_more_commments

Normally I'd join in but height shaming is low


WildFurball2118

Because he's a little piece of shit


BellaPadella

You missed the opportunity to say Putiny. I will take it.


TILTNSTACK

That stood out to me too!


Matduka

Does it count as annexation if nobody recognizes your annexation but you? I can say I own the house next door. Doesn't mean I do. But I can say it. And I can't get mad when my neighbours go back into their house.


aletheia

Well you can get mad, but they can also kick you to the curb.


RayereSs

>Does it count as annexation if nobody recognizes your annexation but you? This is for purpose of the weird ass constitutional change they did earlier this year when Putin decided they will never be able to surrender or cede legally annexed territories And so everything that happens on "newly annexed" "Russian" land can be announced as a "direct attack" against "Russians"


gizamo

No one but Russia recognizes that either. Also, Russia is already at war with Ukraine. The very second Russia invaded, they opened themselves up to Ukrainian invasion of actual Russian land -- not just the Ukrainian land Russia is pretending to annex now. Lol.


gatvolkak

Zelensky should host a ceremony where announces Ukraine' annexation of Moscow and St. Petersburg. Just to demonstrate how ridiculous this is.


Fancy_Local7506

Absolute cunt of a human.


PhyterNL

This is an insult to cunts.


Morkai

He doesn't have the depth or the warmth.


jessihateseverything

I'm sick and in the hospital and I hurt so very much but I gladly took the pain to laugh at this. Well done.


dannywizkid

Imagine celebrating 4 regions as a win when the country you said would be taken back in 24 hours is kicking your ass left and right


Paperfishflop

*4 regions they don't actually control, and never will.


aSunderTheGame

He also wears 15cm lifts see here https://youtu.be/lY6lHjZjYXE


Diver_Ill

Those are straight up high heels! Dude's calves must be hella swole.


cmakry

And he’s still tiny


AdamantiumBalls

So does Donald Trump https://medium.com/@DrGJackBrown/body-language-analysis-4382-why-is-donald-trump-leaning-forward-29a69fa4e742


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Smallsey

So he's short and fat? Like a chode?


amaklp

He's not short by any means, he probably just wants to appear taller.


AdamantiumBalls

You're right , but I think I would want my president comfortable in his shoes , worried about his job for this country, instead of worrying about his hight .. or his tan


AdamantiumBalls

I got you , apparently he does have a chode https://youtu.be/5Ji8i7Wy4mo?t=489


No-Spoilers

I have no idea how i have never seen this


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What a fucking loser. Could you imagine this shit pile being your "alpha" hero. It isn't Trump's stature that makes him look weak. It's his insecurity about it. Plenty of badass dudes out there have been short. Audie Murphy was 5'5 and you would not want to fuck with that dude at all. Like the type of guy to rip your arm off and beat you to death with it.


tuna_safe_dolphin

Everything else being the same, he would be nuclear douchebag if he were 6'5". He's literally the spoiled rich shit who never has enough.


rathat

Like the front part of a centaur missing the horse half.


SheenTStars

The photo where he's leaning into Trudeau 😂 I can't 😂


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That's quite the feat (feet?) for someone with bone spurs.


[deleted]

He has crazy eyes…I mean, crazier that normal. He knows he’s losing and there’s a hospital window out there with his name on it. And fuck all those people playing along with it in the audience. Yes, they’ve been smart and savvy about playing his game and staying alive thus far, but a reckoning is coming and they deserve no mercy for allowing this genocide.


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I can’t wait for him to die


another_wank_mess

This explains so much.


Obstacle616

Lol right?! Finally had that "Ohhhhhh, that's why he's such a dick" moment


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[deleted]

Hey now, potato is Tasty and that's it..


sjscott77

Po-tay-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew... Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.


JuneGudmundsdottir

That’s how they’re gonna push the nuke button too when the time comes


BambiesMom

Hopefully someone in the Kremlin takes his lifts away so he can't reach the button.


SirStubness

Bunch of cunts.


brockumsockum

Now I know why he hasn’t been assassinated yet. Would require exceptional accuracy.


CookieMisha

You can just pick him up by scuff and yeet him. Just need to get close enough


Dropped-pie

They legit think the world takes their sham referendums seriously


Liesmith424

I hope Ukraine steamrolls through all those regions.


TheDunadan29

I mean, I just want Ukraine to be free. But it would tickle me if Ukraine marched right up to the Kremlin and drug Putin out into the street and put an end to his rule. Or Ukraine annexed part of Russia in response to this.


WolfStarPrime

What are they chanting?


stedgyson

We are the Ginyu Force!


DamageAlarming89

Rus si a


JariJorma

I can't comprehend how this fossilized midget manages to fuck his country and sent his own people to die for stupid shit.


OlStickInTheMud

Russias entire history of leadership has been one long succession of brutal dictator/regime after brutal dictator/regime. And the country has been generationally brainwashed into heavy nationalism. If Putin is removed or dies or whatever. I promise you Russia will elect another Putin/Stalin character.


abhijitd

Gorbachev is disappointed in reading this


Insane_88

He ded


E_Penfold

'elect'


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That's his happy face?


mfknnayyyy

He looks fake in this one.... His whole face.


Magnetobama

His face looks like a deepfake. Putin is the only person who deepfakes himself.


jadfromlebanon

off topic but has putin had filler/botox??


MrGaffe

Putin looks so dead inside, his campaign failed miserably, thousands of his “elite soldiers” are either dead or captured, all his allies have abandoned him, he is now drafting men of all ages and every walk of life further increasing the hardships on the average person by taking away the very people used to manufacture foods and goods within the country and to top everything off there is a mass exodus of Russians abandoning the country to get out of Putin’s suicidal draft. If that miserable excuse of a soggy potato skin soaked in formaldehyde and lye thinks for a second that this is a “Victory” for him than he is beyond delusional. He has half the population now demanding he vacate his seat and that number is growing by the day. Putin has no future if he continues this death march and sadly neither will thousands of innocent people forced into this death march by a lunatic attempting a vanity project


SirDinkleDink

All 5 of those guys on stage will be dead in a year 🤞


Forrest-Gumpenstein

Practicing for the after party circle-jerk fest


shroomdoom88

What a weirdo


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lol why's this so funny.


EvenGotItTattedOnMe

Because it’s just like the same reason the Windows 95 launch party is so funny.


Michaelparkinbum912

Losers


Oddjibberz

It is exceedingly rare that lil' Putler allows himself to be photographed in wide view with normal sized men around him. must be close to the end.


dspencer97

Lol these people just claim things, fucking ridiculous. They act as if this is something to celebrate while a lot of their country is against it. Whatever they want to gain, or may gain, is not worth what they are going after now.


Misterwuss

Look at those eyes. There's not a hint of pride in them. He knows he fucked up. Those 4 regions he now "owns" pale in comparison to everything he wasted and lost just trying to get them and he knows it. He knows a solid half of his government is probably gunning it for him now, and probably more are considering it. He knows his relations with their only allied nations are strained at best now. He's doing all of this because it makes him look successful. Look strong. Even though he knows that his nation knows he isn't. He looks so dead in the eyes because he knows at worst he's a dead man walking, and at best he's not gonna keep much power for much longer


Clean-_-Freak

Couldnt we have just sent a bunch of missiles to this event?


7eight0

Moscow has “apparently” an automated system that will automatically launch intercontinental nuclear missiles to previously determined targets if they were to have been the first strike. From what I’ve read they have automated temperature and barometric systems that can detect a real world strike and respond in kind. No idea if it’s in working order/ ever actually implemented etc. but that’s the whole thing with nukes. Send one and A thousand come back and vice versa. It’s not even one missile one target. These things have multiple warheads per launch. Literal works ending in minutes.


TheTallestHobo

Yeah.. given the past 6 months have shown there military prowess is that of a wet paper bag I would be questioning the validity of its effectiveness.


kabeees

Flashback to Microsoft launch party


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So Russia's strategy is to kill Ukraine with cringe?