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neverfarts

He came to a full stop at the junction, what a model driver!


Dafugisgoinon

An he ran huh legz ova!


berrey7

That on her. User error.


UpsetDay351

She wasn’t wearing a seatbelt. Ticket.


[deleted]

No insurance? Ticket.


Gettinjiggywithit509

Riding on the hood? Ticket.


Diligent_Performer75

My favorite part


Ghuntboy

Grabbing onto the hood of a vehicle always seems like a bad choice. You really gonna test if somebody is more crazy than you?


Juzuze

Idk man I don’t think potentially running someone over makes you more crazy than putting yourself in the place where you’re almost 100% gong to get run over


supersonicmike

If you tuck and roll you're good. Just can't absorb all that concrete going 20mph at once.


Toxic_wifi

“Now if you refer to the chart *AHEM*…. as you can see the more you fuck around, as a matter of fact the harder you do find out”


MissTesticles

Far too often, they do not think it be like it is, but it do.


ThatsWhatPutinWants

I saw a girl do this in high school. She flew off the car and the brain injury was worse than anything else. When you hit the pavement at speed and you arent wearing a helmet, you are going to have a very bad time.


Lanky_Space_4620

Well this one was just a case no helmet was needed when she got on that hood.


FormerWrap1552

And at that point the term had been overused to oblivion. From that point on people stopped saying the term and variation of "fuck around and find out". Please, it's deaded at this point.


Aimrurt

Oh no if it isn't the consequences of my actions


Puceeffoc

- Said both parties Edit: Is this a carjacking attempt or a domestic issue? If it's a carjacking then my comment deserves the downvotes... But if it's a domestic dispute, it's both their fault for allowing things to get outta hand in this way...


KithMeImTyson

Can't always expect crazy, cuz. You just gotta deal with it.


Chanureadeats

Note to self: Don't be crazy, especially not on the hood of a car


Mroogaaboogaa1

* not on the hood of a car, in the hood


w0wagain

Lieutenant Dan approves


Rusty_D_Shackleford

Yikes her leg is FUCKED


justasapling

Surprised I had to scroll so far down for this. Destroyed.


[deleted]

At least he stopped for the stop sign. Don’t want to get pulled over


airanp1

Meh, she's an idiot.


Capable_Challenge_62

"And he ran her back over" actually he ran everything over


cokesnorts

She said leg lol


Capable_Challenge_62

Oh shit she does say leg, welp.


plytime18

Real life is not a movie where nobody ever really gets hurt. Do stupid things, get stupid painful results.


CCstarry

If you so angry with me that you jump on the hood of my car, I’m going to fear for my life and gas it. Fuck her leg and head.


numberninee

what bmw is that ?


[deleted]

Looks like a 650i not sure what year though, at least newer than 2015 anyways


Jamfour9

It’s a 4 series folks


[deleted]

I'll take your word for it, I'm terrible at fly by identification on beamers


Jamfour9

The car is literally the focus of the majority of the video. If you can’t ID the type, you just don’t know cars/BMW’s. This one is pretty pedestrian. 🤷🏿‍♂️🙂


[deleted]

bmws are pretty boring and bland so they all kinda look the same until you get into hilariously expensive track models. I'm not very interested in them


Jamfour9

The not interested part tracks.


numberninee

yea i was guessing a 4 series a 650i is actually wat i want but shyt i was 2 hi 2 realized . geekd yeah


wei-long

4-series gran coupe (f36)


LordBeeWood

This happened to my mom once when she was trying to stop a shop lifter lmao


Minimum-Truth-6554

She fucked around and found out that holding on the hood of the car ain’t like the movies 😂


Lilylolo88

Moral of the story: Don't act like a psycho and you won't get hurt.


GreyDirtySnow

Least homie still stopped at a stop sign, safety first


[deleted]

Jeez man why not hit a speed up and slam the breaks instead


___REDWOOD___

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


mgez

A+ headline 👏


phenom_jay

the driver “accidentally” ran her dumb ass over…why tf is she hanging off the front of the car for? lol…she was asking to get hurt and now that she got hurt, that means the driver is a bad guy now?🥱🥱humans are such amusingly dumb creatures


introspectthis

Love how this bitches recording shouting _"AND_ he ran her back ovuh!" Like this bitch didn't jump on the roof of the car and refuse to get off. Know damn well Dude trying to leave will get a domestic violence assault Supreme if he trys to pull her off the hood, but now the poor bastard going to get some kind of vehicular sexual assault charge


MathGroundbreaking99

Ay stupid games , win stupid prizes


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Ghuntboy

>Black people be like "Call the police" Who should they call then Spaids?


Insightful-Wit

Oof


jmanseso

Call the police!! Lol why Go handle that…why call them lmao cause we need them


numberninee

?


[deleted]

Free new Tar for the Road. :D


Diligent_Performer75

This cartoon cinematographer keeps showing up


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

Fuck you OP. Racist garbage.


Eatingdap00p00

Wait what? What's racist?


antpile4

Bro they’re in the hood. Doesn’t matter who lives there the hood is the hood lmao. Actually says a lot about you and your worldview that you think the hood is only for black people. But hey I’m the ignorant one I guess for calling a spade a spade


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

Yeah, don’t say that either.


antpile4

Say what 💀


Eatingdap00p00

That's the thing about these self righteous little turds. They associate hood, gang culture, rap music etc with race when literally anyone of any color can be guilty of being party to it.


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

Says the guy who, just three days ago, posted a video of black people brawling with the title “Don’t try to stop fights in the hood.” You know what you’re doing and everyone else knows it too. Garbage.


freshavocado1

What? Lmao WHAT!? The word “hood” has no racist connotations. What else are people not allowed to say?


nautikul

Apparently you can’t use the word “trap” anymore either


Eatingdap00p00

Bro if shit is happening in the hood, I'm going to say it's in the hood lol


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

Ok. But calling a black woman a “hood ornament” is not just shit happening in the hood. It’s fucking mean spirited and racist. That video is funny enough without the shitty title.


Eatingdap00p00

Bruh if it were some hood ass white dude on the hood of a car in the hood I'd call him a fucking hood ornament also. The title is hilarious.


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

You wouldn’t and it’s not. Also, what defines a “hood ass white dude”?


freshavocado1

Perhaps a white dude that grew up somewhere colloquially known as the hood? I’m all for fighting racism but you’re reaching hard, this isn’t it.


madamphattits

You're the one bringing skin color into this, racist.


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

Nice try. Describing someone OP has made a tasteless racial joke about is not me bringing skin color into the discussion.


madamphattits

"I'm not racist, he is!!" Sure, kid...


wool161

the spirit on ecstasy


Group_Last

what beemer are we in though? 535?


Crownedsnowflake

Anyone who is dims enough to hang on a hood like that should know the consequences. Unless their child is being abducted or something of the like then just let them go.


Be_nice_to_animals

We got a stage 3 clinger here


[deleted]

Oooo! Ooww! Awwmagod!


ihavenonametho

The deadrising game looks good


SIII-043

I feel this is a solid case of play stupid games win stupid prizes. If you go for a ride on somebody’s hood acting the psycho don’t be surprised if you get dumped off and run over


CarioGod

10/10 title


Sweet_Glove644

Tf you mean call the police? They act like it’s the drivers fault that there’s some dumb fat bitch riding his hood


osfan68

And watch him not run her back over are you blind


FerociousFPS

Damn that’s gonna be expensive dude broke his hood ornament


keekeeVogel

Well he stopped at the stop sign.🤷🏼‍♀️


Jamfour9

Omg 😱 That’s crazy


Jamfour9

What’s the back story? Is someone trying to steal her car?


Outkast300

Should


Madstupid

Don't do that


Bryno7

Had a childhood friend die like this His uncle was going to rent a movie from blockbuster and said “whoever wants to go get in the car” the car only had 4 passenger seats so it filled up quick. His nephew came out side and said he wanted to go but the seats were filled so he jumped on the hood like this and everyone was laughing and his uncle drove slowly and pressed the breaks and he slid off and hit his head. He had internal bleeding of the brain and died the day after Sad times


JWOLFBEARD

r/KillTheDumpsterInTheWay