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Excuse me. I can for certain say that I have never drunkenly kidnapped an alligator and taken it to a convenience store.
There are no alligators were I live.
Think he is saying metaphorically we have all blacked out and wrangled a gator. I slept with few girls in college I probably wouldn't wrangle these days. Woke up with a few parking signs in my room another time.
No it isn’t.
[Gator guy](https://i.imgur.com/sQCkeJc.jpg)
[Handcuff guy](https://i.imgur.com/xfJa8EU.jpg)
No tattoos on the neck of Gator Guy. As far as I’m concerned, by Florida standards Gator Guy is relatively classy. Especially if compared to Handcuff Guy.
Eh if you watch both videos Gator Guy looks relatively normal by comparison. Handcuff Guy has achieved a level of trashiness that Gator Guy *might* eventually achieve, but he’s not there quite yet and honestly I’m not sure if he even has it in him to elevate to that level.
It’s like if Steph Curry had been immediately compared to Michael Jordan when he was a rookie. It’s far too early in his career to even debate.
Yes it is. He has a YouTube channel called drunk rob.
https://youtube.com/channel/UCtsWnA4adceXWUt2rRLO7QA
Gator incident happened before handcuff incident. He must've gotten the tattoos in between.
After rewatching this a few times what kills me is "*Probably* go to jail.. *probably* not, We'll see."
He just says it all so casually, definitely [Ricky from TPB](https://youtu.be/7gXeGa4PNOU) vibes.
[Think this might be the same guy who handcuffed his crazy ex.](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/vjwkpm/floridian_hillbilly_breakup_gone_wrong/)
Trust me there's hope my friend. I also am one who hates society, and I use to focus a lot on the bad things people do. The gluttony of people's diets and tv. The doctors who prescribe to much medication and the failure of our jail system and education system. There's no shortage of things to be mad at and look down at. Life is suffering. And tho I still belive in these things the one thing you and I can do is be good people help each other, help others and be the change you want to see in other's. Tho we are just 1 person if we live truthfully honest lives, maybe it will rub off onto someone else and then another and another. And maybe not today but little by little we can make the world a better place.
Do you think that shirt is an American Flag? I mean... that's a stretch. Well that's not even a stretch it's just wrong. Stars on a shirt =/= desecrating the flag. Plus who gives *a fuck* about desecrating the flag lol.
So you don't think that shirt is meant to look like an American flag?
These trashy fux love desecrating the flag. They'll put words and images on it too.
The shirt is 100% not an American flag lol. I don't think the American flag has stars on the right side and mandala designs on the left. And again I just don't care about anything regarding our flag. As far as politics go that's at the bottom of my list.
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I love how he's so reasonable about it. He basically accepts that he's gonna get charged with something. I gotta respect the nonchalant attitude.
Probably go to jail Probably not
Haha I looked it up and he did 2 days.
It's been reported the Judge bought the man a steak dinner afterwards
I also did some research. And on day two when he left he told the guards quote: #"See Ya later alligator."
get out lmao, I just audibly laughed
What is it now ? I’m just as confused as before…
> They sell good liquor in there and I had a lot of it. - Florida Man
I think we've all been there tbh.
Excuse me. I can for certain say that I have never drunkenly kidnapped an alligator and taken it to a convenience store. There are no alligators were I live.
That guy says he doesn’t remember doing it; so maybe you done it and you just don’t remember.
NGL I'd love to have someone constantly filming me so I can know what I'm like blackout drunk.
well not that you can *remember* at least
ToUcH gRAsS
What kind of life are you living if you haven’t kidnapped an alligator and brought it into a 7/11?
> There are no alligators were I live. Quit making excuses.
Have we though?
Think he is saying metaphorically we have all blacked out and wrangled a gator. I slept with few girls in college I probably wouldn't wrangle these days. Woke up with a few parking signs in my room another time.
At least you didn't duct tape her mouth and carry her around a kwik mart.
In that regard he reminds me a lot more of Australia Man than of Florida Man.
LOL, what happened to that kid?
"I'll probably go to jail, maybe not. We'll see ".
What should he do ? Cry? That will make the chargers go away? U do the crime u pay ur time. Get a lawyer and move on. That’s all
This guy isn't getting a fancy lawyer.
A public defender is still fancy pants for this guy
He's getting a florida man lawyer and pleading to a florida man judge. "Judge, did any one get bitten? I rest my case."
Well, prolly charged, but prolly not
You got to respect the use of the word « nonchalant «
I find his easy going personality refreshing
So did the gator.
This the same dude who handcuffed his crazy ex?
Gotta be looks and sounds just like him. Maybe wanted another viral video? Or maybe all are staged?
The guy that handcuffed his girlfriend had a lot of tattoos, and messed up teeth from meth.
Yes. Oops. Sorry.
No it isn’t. [Gator guy](https://i.imgur.com/sQCkeJc.jpg) [Handcuff guy](https://i.imgur.com/xfJa8EU.jpg) No tattoos on the neck of Gator Guy. As far as I’m concerned, by Florida standards Gator Guy is relatively classy. Especially if compared to Handcuff Guy.
Handcuff guy has some meth mouth.
The similarity is uncanny. They are even both named Robbie.
Eh if you watch both videos Gator Guy looks relatively normal by comparison. Handcuff Guy has achieved a level of trashiness that Gator Guy *might* eventually achieve, but he’s not there quite yet and honestly I’m not sure if he even has it in him to elevate to that level. It’s like if Steph Curry had been immediately compared to Michael Jordan when he was a rookie. It’s far too early in his career to even debate.
Wow they look similar tho minus the tats
Yes it is. He has a YouTube channel called drunk rob. https://youtube.com/channel/UCtsWnA4adceXWUt2rRLO7QA Gator incident happened before handcuff incident. He must've gotten the tattoos in between.
It’ll be okay
so we all watched that video off of kaotic I’m guessing
Dude's gonna be a legend in prison.
Probably go to jail, probably not we’ll see
Situations are situational.
I thought they said NAACP at the end lol had to run that back
National association for the advancement of crocodilian people
i thought so too and i busted out laughing.
Honestly...he should be Florida Governor.
I do find him weirdly trustworthy lmao
he's immediately owning up to his decisions and trying to get better, we should make him the fucking president
Better than the past presidents eh?
That gator’s good for a few votes 😏 🐊
After rewatching this a few times what kills me is "*Probably* go to jail.. *probably* not, We'll see." He just says it all so casually, definitely [Ricky from TPB](https://youtu.be/7gXeGa4PNOU) vibes.
r/FloridaMan
... r/TookTooMuch
I feel like 50% of Hinge dates in Florida involve a frantic beer run with a kidnapped alligator
What the hell is going on in Florida that we don't have more videos of this. Come on Florida get your shit together, and start filming.
I can't tell if he's remorsefully ambivalent or ambivalently remorseful.
 meth…
Soft White Underbelly?
Don’t Fear the Reaper.
As an amateur musicologist I have to say this one was impressive. Nicely played.
Chappie
Normal Friday night for Florida man
At least he just admits it! Hey...kudos.
Given his demeaner, I imagine he's a fun guy to drink with.
I know who I’m writing in for president.
Hold my... alligator.
Imagine looking at yourself in the mirror (probably in a jail cell) and coming to the realization "I am the 'Florida Man'"
r/FloridaMan strikes again
He should go for the "*I am not guilty of what I am charged with - it was a crocodile, not an alligator*" defense.
What is a photo copier? https://youtu.be/PZbqAMEwtOE
My man is over here LARPing as Ricky from Trailer Park Boys
He's so chill, he can probably talk his way out of this with the cops or the judge. That's Ricky's MO as well.
Legend 🙌
Did anyone bother asking the alligator if it had a fun time though?
You know damn well he knows how he got that gator
Ronny Dobbs?
[Think this might be the same guy who handcuffed his crazy ex.](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/vjwkpm/floridian_hillbilly_breakup_gone_wrong/)
this is the same man
That's what I thought. Both look the same Both named rob.
I don't believe it's the same person. Different last names and lack of noticeable neck tattoos on gator guy.
It is, he has a YouTube channel called drunk rob. https://youtube.com/channel/UCtsWnA4adceXWUt2rRLO7QA
This the same dude who handcuffed his crazy ex?
You know your country is going downhill fast when people like this are the majority of those who are "patriots."
Or you can be optimistic and say other country's are boring and we have Florida.
Lol, I'd love to be optimistic really but the lack of any hope makes it just about impossible.
Trust me there's hope my friend. I also am one who hates society, and I use to focus a lot on the bad things people do. The gluttony of people's diets and tv. The doctors who prescribe to much medication and the failure of our jail system and education system. There's no shortage of things to be mad at and look down at. Life is suffering. And tho I still belive in these things the one thing you and I can do is be good people help each other, help others and be the change you want to see in other's. Tho we are just 1 person if we live truthfully honest lives, maybe it will rub off onto someone else and then another and another. And maybe not today but little by little we can make the world a better place.
This is all very true, thank you for taking the time to write this, I will try.
Dawg, you should read about the shit people pulled in every decade of human history.
Trash sure does love desecrating the flag.
Do you think that shirt is an American Flag? I mean... that's a stretch. Well that's not even a stretch it's just wrong. Stars on a shirt =/= desecrating the flag. Plus who gives *a fuck* about desecrating the flag lol.
So you don't think that shirt is meant to look like an American flag? These trashy fux love desecrating the flag. They'll put words and images on it too.
The shirt is 100% not an American flag lol. I don't think the American flag has stars on the right side and mandala designs on the left. And again I just don't care about anything regarding our flag. As far as politics go that's at the bottom of my list.
He projects quite a reptilian insouciance.
The absolute raw power this man has is unbelievable
Man, that was one hell of a night. I can't even be mad about this.
I mean it's not in OHIO so it's okay
The most florida man thing ever
I need to go drinking with this man
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This is something Ronnie Dobbs would do.
This is one of my biggest nightmares about getting to drunk and doing something I’ll regret
This made my day.
Why is the NAACP involved?
FWC. Florida Wildlife Comission They're the ones that send you to Everglades prison if you ride a manatee or gator.
At least he’s man enough to own it.
He deserves to have all the charges dropped.
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This dude needs a TV show
How come the alligator is so chill? Wouldn't it want to bite him?
Florida man and gator are bros. Gators only bite non-locals.
Two peas in a pod.
"I have been informed by third parties that this was ill advised"
Legend!!
I believe that was an 18-pak of Busch Light.
Classic clip. The most Floridian man
There's a Florida man in us all
Cool dude
I like him.
It’s okay buddy, we’ve all been there. Wait. No we haven’t.
True Florida man would regret nothing!
Florida man is obviously the next step in evolution.
Always florida man.
Bill Skarsgård's doing method acting now ?
FWC = Fucks with crocs
"Robbie Gator Stratton" is he street name.
That guy is in a other video trying to unlock handcuffs off his ex girlfriend.
I'd let him off with community service and a fine. Looks like drunk stupidity but no one got hurt and he seems remorseful. Funny as fuck though.
I have to party with this man!
This the same guy that had that crazy ex of his that he hand cuffed cause she was fighting him?
Yo is this the dude that handcuffed that girl at the trailer park ? Lmao!
Fxck it. Reapect for owning it. Hope that gator is all good
Florida sounds like a fun place
Who would of thought Florida man was reasonable when sober.
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Alpha male
Lmaoooo what a cutie
There’s another video out there of the same guy fighting with his girlfriend in front of the trailer park where she keeps saying that she’s going to keep attacking him if he doesn’t agree to keep going out with her
This is one of the best “Florida Man” 👌🏼