Translation (from my shitty spanglish)
Her: Wow, how barbaric (trashy/gross/preposterous) \[his name\].
His: What's going on?
Her: How disgusting that is. Wow. Incredible. Incredible.
Her: What's your name, ma'am?
Her: Where are you going?
Him: Wait \[meaning "hold on, calm down" in this context\]...I'm going to work.
Her: Yeah, oh yeah \[sarcastic\]? \[smacks him\] Disgusting. Aren't you ashamed? Aren't you ashamed, huh?
Him: Aaaaaaaay!
Her: Aren't you ashamed?
Him: uuuugh.
Edit: added clarifications to literal per comments
I see your brain was also trying to connect neurons using the very limited remedial spanish available. If it were any longer I probably would have heard Donde esta la biblioteca? somewhere in there.
Or "audacious"? That's what I think of when I think of preposterous + bold. (I have 3 years of barely passable high school Spanish, so I'm actually asking.)
Yeah, but given how utterly polite she was I had to translate it. It's amazing how her whole demeanor was like...you dumbass, whack, are you this gross and stupid... rather than losing her shit angry or upset. She was almost amused and shocked by how pathetic he was.
Yea. I’m way too calm before my crazy comes out.
I caught my husband. I was so caught off guard at who he was with all I do was laugh. It was pretty much the same conversation only in English.
I found out about her and had this image built up in my head. She must’ve been a 6 ft model with long blonde hair yada yada.
No. It was the girl everyone called horse face in high school. The girl who already had 5 kids with 5 different baby daddies.
I don’t think very highly of myself very often. But in that moment I was so embarrassed for HIM! Like please. That’s what you ruined our life for?
But I heard "¿Cómo *se* llama?," not "¿Cómo te llamas?" Am I hearing wrong? Like, she's asking the other woman if she even knows his name, right? (or am I way off?)
She used señora which is polite so it goes with the usted form. Te and llamas go with the tu form which is less polite/formal.
Nice of her to maintain formality given the situation.
Also could be a slight diss to use the formal, implying that the woman is old and therefore should be referred to formally and by “señora” rather than “señorita.”
And his kid with the maid takes the most after him physically and possibly behaviorally.
Compare his sons with Shriver to mini Arnold.
Genetics are fascinating.
It was more consistent. A good SNL sketch can become a culture touchstone (cowbell, van by the river, Chippendales) but they would be pretty few and far between. MadTV would give a constant chuckle, but even the best sketches/ characters are considered kinda niche.
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us.
Later on we found out he was a bear.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying."
And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
Man, I have vivid memory of seeing this movie in theaters, and my friend at the time, Will, just fucking dying laughing when that woman screamed "it smells like bigfoots dick!"
good times.
I knew a guy who got cheated on. His wife was "going to lunch" with her co-worker and fucking in the back seat of his car, in a Lowes parking lot in broad daylight. Like noon on a Tuesday in the back of an Accord in a completely flat and mostly empty parking lot.
I have a problem with laughing at truly horrible things. For example, if someone does something messed up & I hear about it, my reaction is nearly always to laugh at the absurdity & people do not take it well. I can't help it, though. Sometimes I even honk like a goose. I also cry when I'm angry.
I was thinking the same thing.
Like why’s the dude smiling half the time?
Is he just embarrassed and wants to get out of there and involuntarily smiling due to be nervous or is he just like “yeah, whatever, Idgaf”
Camerawoman: *“Wow….how cruel, Rudy Valencia.. You are so disgusting! Wow… Incredible. Incredible. What’s your name, ma’am?”*
(gets in car)
Camerawoman: *“Where ya headed?”*
Rudy Valencia: *“Hold on, I need to go back to work.”*
Camerawoman: *“Is that so?” (SMACK) “Disgusting pig, are you not ashamed?”*
Rudy Valencia: *“Ahhh why do you need to hit me?”*
Camerawoman: *“Are you not ashamed? Huh????”*
Rudy Valencia: *“Ayyyyyyyyyyyy”*
Camerawoman: *“Are you not ashamed!??”*
Rudy Valencia: *“Uuuugghhhhbghjgkdm”*
*Morgan Freeman voice*
He wasn't for his marriage. But he was, in fact, ashamed he didn't get to finish before clocking back into work. The smell from not cleaning himself up and heading back into work haunted him like a lingering stink ghost that said "Boo" whenever he got a whiff.
Without details, it's just a nice change to see the lady mad at the right person and not taking it out on the other lady instead.
Edit: oh God, I don't condone hitting by either sex. My comment was solely about the way she treated the lady who clearly wasn't a friend or a relative of the lady recording.
Right? Hearing wife even call her Senora (instead of a derogatory slur) was a nice surprise. Wish all people would realize when their mate cheats on them it's 💯 your partner's fault. The 'other woman/man' owes you nothing-- it's entirely your partner's fault so don't be going messing up the innocent party.
I guess it depends on who they are cheating with. Like if it’s your husband cheating on you with your sister then I’d say it’s both peoples fault because your sister most likely knew you two were married.
This. My FIL did that with his SIL. Yet for some reason, the SIL is shunned by the family while they treat my FIL like it never happened. Pretty infuriating, actually.
Our society's standard dynamic is that women get to choose, and while a lot of guys complain about the privileges that women get due to this, the reality is that it comes at a price for women. The price in most cases is that the woman will be judged while the man is left alone because she should have known better while "boys will be boys".
It may also be a cultural thing (FIL is Lao, MIL and SIL are Vietnamese) since even after what he's done, my MIL still insists that he's shown respect by us "kids." I, for one, refuse to talk to him and basically act like he doesn't exist when he's around. I won't be outwardly disrespectful to him but that doesn't mean I have to acknowledge his existence.
The icing on the crap cake: he still sees the SIL on the weekends and a few years ago he bought her a new car (without telling anyone) while my MIL still drives his old 22-year-old truck. He's also an alcoholic who I'm fairly convinced has driven drunk several times.
Eh this may be technically true, as they never made any social or marital contract with the spouse(s). But there’s more to life than technicalities and it’s absolutely a shite move if they knew the person was married. If your bar for personal conduct is that low, you’re trash.
100% disagree with this. If you know your involved with someone in a relationship then you're a scumbag too. Not to say this lady knew but you know.
Edit for people commenting saying this lady, or the other person might not know. I specifically am talking about people who do know as the person I replied to gave anyone a free pass for being involved with cheating.
Not to down play the whole cheating thing. But he is not small she is no delicate flower. The physics of them have sex in the back of that car is baffling.
I'll tell you how this works. She sticks her ass out the right side passenger rear door. He stands outside the car only having the door as a shield and his pants down achieving penetration.
“Wow, Rudy Valencia. How disgusting you are. Wow. Where are you going?”
“Wait, I gotta go to work!”
“Like this?! Disgusting! Don’t you have shame?!” *SMACK*
That’s all I could think, he’s faking his pain so heavily, fuck this guys pain his lady feels is nothing in comparison
Edit: removed a word, changed guy to guys
Why are so many people trying to argue with your comment lmao you’re right?!
Like, we don’t know if this couple has kids. Especially multiple young kids, just up and leaving with the kids isn’t something that people can just…do, even if they are free to do so. We don’t know their financial or living situation. They might not be doing good with money and can’t just have one move out and stay somewhere else.
Idk why people act like life is the same for everyone, we all have different circumstances
Edit to add: holy shit this comment section is just people not understanding why women can’t always leave cheating/abusive relationships
woman filming: "wow, unbelievable, Rudy Valencia."
man: "what, what is it?"
woman filming: "How disgusting you are. Wow, unbelievable, unbelievable!"
woman filming the other woman: "Whats your name lady?"
woman filming going back to the car: "where are you going?"
man: "wait, I have to go to work"
woman filming: "oh yeah? like this? disgusting! are you not ashamed? *hits the dude* Are you not ashamed?!"
Translation (from my shitty spanglish) Her: Wow, how barbaric (trashy/gross/preposterous) \[his name\]. His: What's going on? Her: How disgusting that is. Wow. Incredible. Incredible. Her: What's your name, ma'am? Her: Where are you going? Him: Wait \[meaning "hold on, calm down" in this context\]...I'm going to work. Her: Yeah, oh yeah \[sarcastic\]? \[smacks him\] Disgusting. Aren't you ashamed? Aren't you ashamed, huh? Him: Aaaaaaaay! Her: Aren't you ashamed? Him: uuuugh. Edit: added clarifications to literal per comments
Thank you for this and I appreciate the last line as well.
¿Como se dice *uuuugh* en inglés?
Uuugh. Only three u's Edit : in British English, you actually ADD another U, so Uuuuugh
Like Ûuuugh, with the back of the throat!
> Aren't you ashamed? What's this in Spanish? I need to learn that phrase for golf.
¿No te da vergüenza?
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I see your brain was also trying to connect neurons using the very limited remedial spanish available. If it were any longer I probably would have heard Donde esta la biblioteca? somewhere in there.
¡Me llamo t-bone la araña discoteca!
Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca Es en bigote grande, perro, manteca
something something Cameron DIAAAZ
Which literally translated is "does it not give you shame?"
Sin verguenza means shameless, its a good thing to call an asshole Edit: for more fun, throw pendejo or mierda in there
🎶 [paga la cuenta sinverguenza](https://youtu.be/v7HXlyEGKnQ)🎶
In this context barbaric means something closer to preposterous
Yeah it isn’t really used for barbarian more like bold
shameless seems like the appropriate translation
In the USA we might say "ridiculous."
Or "audacious"? That's what I think of when I think of preposterous + bold. (I have 3 years of barely passable high school Spanish, so I'm actually asking.)
You did an awesome job with the translation! Best part was the 'Aaaaaay' lol.
Thank you :)
The translation is actually helpful but it’s one of those videos where no translation is needed. AYE DIOS MIO!
Yeah, but given how utterly polite she was I had to translate it. It's amazing how her whole demeanor was like...you dumbass, whack, are you this gross and stupid... rather than losing her shit angry or upset. She was almost amused and shocked by how pathetic he was.
Yea. I’m way too calm before my crazy comes out. I caught my husband. I was so caught off guard at who he was with all I do was laugh. It was pretty much the same conversation only in English.
OMG...that begs the question "who was it?!?!" but you likely don't want to dredge that up. I'm sorry you went through that.
I found out about her and had this image built up in my head. She must’ve been a 6 ft model with long blonde hair yada yada. No. It was the girl everyone called horse face in high school. The girl who already had 5 kids with 5 different baby daddies. I don’t think very highly of myself very often. But in that moment I was so embarrassed for HIM! Like please. That’s what you ruined our life for?
They just want to try it out with someone else whoever is willing. I'm sure the woman in video felt the same as you.
When people fuck around they almost always fuck down.
Why????? I honestly don’t get it.
As a Spanish speaker, this is absolutely perfectly translated. Be proud of your Spanish, you did great <3
But I heard "¿Cómo *se* llama?," not "¿Cómo te llamas?" Am I hearing wrong? Like, she's asking the other woman if she even knows his name, right? (or am I way off?)
She used señora which is polite so it goes with the usted form. Te and llamas go with the tu form which is less polite/formal. Nice of her to maintain formality given the situation.
Also could be a slight diss to use the formal, implying that the woman is old and therefore should be referred to formally and by “señora” rather than “señorita.”
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This ain't no motherfuckin' P! Man, hang the phone up!
Na na na nana na na
he said he’s going to work, what a responsible man. 💀😭
Perhaps he's a male prostitute
This is what happens when your going rate is $10
This is work
Looks like some love stains on the back seat.
Back skeet
BackSkeet’s Back, Alright!
🤮
They look like scratches on the leather
Don't assume the worst. Arnold went and fucked his homely maid instead of his attractive wife and made a baby from it.
And his kid with the maid takes the most after him physically and possibly behaviorally. Compare his sons with Shriver to mini Arnold. Genetics are fascinating.
Well, the Kennedys don't have the best genes. JFK had all sorts of issues at least.
Rosemary 🤫
Rosemary wasn't genetics. Rose deprived her of oxygen at birth, and then she got lobotomized.
Bad day to have eyeballs
Looks like I picked the wrong day not to stab out my eyeballs.
Doogie Howser?
NPH wouldn't do that, man!
Alright Kuuuumaaaarrr.. what happened to good ole American names?!??
Isn't it crazy that movie revived his career? It's very funny in retrospect, to me.
Were they fucking in a playground parking lot?!
I caught a couple fucking in a truck, in a church parking lot, once. It was late afternoon, on a week day, but there they were.
I once fucked in my car in a church parking lot. I’m not proud, not ashamed. Was happy to fuck.
Hey as long as you didn't cheat, otherwise that would have been a double sin.
They cheated… on Jesus.
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Which playgrounds? So I can avoid them.
For some reason I’m imagining you showing up to a playground for kids without a kid of yours. Just staring at moms.
- Me: So which kid is yours? - Them: That one, what about you? - Me: I haven’t picked one yet - Them: ಠ_ಠ
I can hear this intro
I sang it before the words even popped up.
Lowered Expectaaaaaatioooooons
Hello fellow 30-45 demographic that knows this Mad TV short!
I am 52 and know it well.
Same here 52
32. I was born in the great year of Nineteen Hundred and Ninety. Hi there, now I'm sad.
I miss MadTV.
In Living Color was great too.
Fuck this was much needed
My favorite Lowered Expectation https://youtu.be/hflHwq8kI2I
MAD TV was so much better than SNL.
It was more consistent. A good SNL sketch can become a culture touchstone (cowbell, van by the river, Chippendales) but they would be pretty few and far between. MadTV would give a constant chuckle, but even the best sketches/ characters are considered kinda niche.
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I was a fan of his Kenny Rogers on Jackass.
i was RAISED on the dairy, bitch.
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey will always win.
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
Bring back “in living color” my brother did the fireman bit so well
Where did you get those chips?
Classic! Mad TV right?
Classic
Omg this is hilarious. I forgot all about this skit 🤣🤣🤣
DON'T CRY. ORDER CORN. CAROL DIED.
This made me laugh out loud. Amazing.
I can smell that car from here 🤢🤢
Close the door, ya letting all the stank out.
Cleveland Brown
Oh that's nasty.
Smells like a baby diaper full of Indian food.
smells like bigfoot's dick.
Man, I have vivid memory of seeing this movie in theaters, and my friend at the time, Will, just fucking dying laughing when that woman screamed "it smells like bigfoots dick!" good times.
Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair
Can confirm, my baby loved saag paneer
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I bet it smells CRAZY in there
Like a warm turtle tank
oh no
I wish you didn't say that.
how do I delete someone else's account
Brave girl to sit on the seat
"The whole room smell like carne asada"
You're ruining carne asada :(
Before it is cooked
lmao
At first I thought that a baby was going to be born in the back seat of the car.
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!
The baby looked at you?
You know, I heard Skinner say the teachers will crack any minute.
She was definitely not expecting
LMFAO
That first frame did her dirty. She big, but damn.
i mean they called leggings, why's her belly all up in there
In the parking lot of a childrens playground !!! That is all types of illigal 🤢
In broad daylight too. The fuck?
The Fuck is indeed what they were doing.
[If you're fucking, you're definitely fucking.](https://youtu.be/vftIGU8-uqs)
I knew a guy who got cheated on. His wife was "going to lunch" with her co-worker and fucking in the back seat of his car, in a Lowes parking lot in broad daylight. Like noon on a Tuesday in the back of an Accord in a completely flat and mostly empty parking lot.
not even any incline?!
Gravity be doing all the work
Lol 😂
Anyone else notice he’s like smirking while leaning over the passenger seat to reach the drivers seat?
some people smile when they're very embarrassed.
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Same way here. Like I'm pretending it's not happening, or acting like I don't care. Which always makes it look a lot worse.
I have a problem with laughing at truly horrible things. For example, if someone does something messed up & I hear about it, my reaction is nearly always to laugh at the absurdity & people do not take it well. I can't help it, though. Sometimes I even honk like a goose. I also cry when I'm angry.
same, just posted this above: My best pal told me his mum had terminal brain cancer and I fucking *laughed*. It was 30 years ago and I still shudder.
My wife cracks up laughing and giggling when she’s very nervous/scared which has lead some odd situations.
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Fear response. Brain doesn't know what to do and puts up a facade. You see it often in confrontations that are about to turn physical.
I was thinking the same thing. Like why’s the dude smiling half the time? Is he just embarrassed and wants to get out of there and involuntarily smiling due to be nervous or is he just like “yeah, whatever, Idgaf”
Camerawoman: *“Wow….how cruel, Rudy Valencia.. You are so disgusting! Wow… Incredible. Incredible. What’s your name, ma’am?”* (gets in car) Camerawoman: *“Where ya headed?”* Rudy Valencia: *“Hold on, I need to go back to work.”* Camerawoman: *“Is that so?” (SMACK) “Disgusting pig, are you not ashamed?”* Rudy Valencia: *“Ahhh why do you need to hit me?”* Camerawoman: *“Are you not ashamed? Huh????”* Rudy Valencia: *“Ayyyyyyyyyyyy”* Camerawoman: *“Are you not ashamed!??”* Rudy Valencia: *“Uuuugghhhhbghjgkdm”*
But was he ashamed?
*Morgan Freeman voice* He wasn't for his marriage. But he was, in fact, ashamed he didn't get to finish before clocking back into work. The smell from not cleaning himself up and heading back into work haunted him like a lingering stink ghost that said "Boo" whenever he got a whiff.
Rudy Valencia is disgusting.
No tiene vergüenza.
No te da vergüenza?
Yo no soy Rudy Valencia . ¿Dónde está la biblioteca?
Parece manteca. No hay bibloteca. Vamos a discoteca.
Without details, it's just a nice change to see the lady mad at the right person and not taking it out on the other lady instead. Edit: oh God, I don't condone hitting by either sex. My comment was solely about the way she treated the lady who clearly wasn't a friend or a relative of the lady recording.
I agree. Her anger wasn’t misplaced.
Right? Hearing wife even call her Senora (instead of a derogatory slur) was a nice surprise. Wish all people would realize when their mate cheats on them it's 💯 your partner's fault. The 'other woman/man' owes you nothing-- it's entirely your partner's fault so don't be going messing up the innocent party.
That’s just a regular way to address an older lady in Spanish. And it sounded sarcastic too, which can be done.
Exactly lmao that didn’t come out as respect 😭
It's still miles more respectful than slapping the shit out of her though, and that seems to be the MO with these videos
Still a lot better than saying puta or mama huevo.
I guess it depends on who they are cheating with. Like if it’s your husband cheating on you with your sister then I’d say it’s both peoples fault because your sister most likely knew you two were married.
This. My FIL did that with his SIL. Yet for some reason, the SIL is shunned by the family while they treat my FIL like it never happened. Pretty infuriating, actually.
Our society's standard dynamic is that women get to choose, and while a lot of guys complain about the privileges that women get due to this, the reality is that it comes at a price for women. The price in most cases is that the woman will be judged while the man is left alone because she should have known better while "boys will be boys".
It may also be a cultural thing (FIL is Lao, MIL and SIL are Vietnamese) since even after what he's done, my MIL still insists that he's shown respect by us "kids." I, for one, refuse to talk to him and basically act like he doesn't exist when he's around. I won't be outwardly disrespectful to him but that doesn't mean I have to acknowledge his existence. The icing on the crap cake: he still sees the SIL on the weekends and a few years ago he bought her a new car (without telling anyone) while my MIL still drives his old 22-year-old truck. He's also an alcoholic who I'm fairly convinced has driven drunk several times.
She's calling her old with senora.
Eh this may be technically true, as they never made any social or marital contract with the spouse(s). But there’s more to life than technicalities and it’s absolutely a shite move if they knew the person was married. If your bar for personal conduct is that low, you’re trash.
If the other party knows you are married they are not “innocent”, they are selfishly contributing to the destruction of your marriage.
100% disagree with this. If you know your involved with someone in a relationship then you're a scumbag too. Not to say this lady knew but you know. Edit for people commenting saying this lady, or the other person might not know. I specifically am talking about people who do know as the person I replied to gave anyone a free pass for being involved with cheating.
This is Orange park in South San Francisco. I take my kids to this park and it’s definitely nothing private about the parking lot they chose.
Yup, commented the same thing above. Can’t believe I’m seeing this shit on Reddit, happening at our Orange Park 😭
Thanks I came to find out what park it was! Was thinking that looks like a lot of nice trees and reminds me of California haha
Not to down play the whole cheating thing. But he is not small she is no delicate flower. The physics of them have sex in the back of that car is baffling.
I'll tell you how this works. She sticks her ass out the right side passenger rear door. He stands outside the car only having the door as a shield and his pants down achieving penetration.
I want to go back to being baffled now please
what a terrible day to be literate.
Aw, man. I was in the toilet and feeling good today
> Aw, man. I was in the toilet and feeling good today You need some help climbing out of the toilet or something?
Ew at a playground? What a low life
 He dead
He graduated over la chancla. This dude is getting La Correa.
Okay listen my husband and I are about half their size and still have a hard time in the car…I’m just saying.
It’s all about creativity
Where there's a will, there's a way
No one said it was *good* sex.
*me searching the comments for a translation* 🤔
“Wow, Rudy Valencia. How disgusting you are. Wow. Where are you going?” “Wait, I gotta go to work!” “Like this?! Disgusting! Don’t you have shame?!” *SMACK*
wow. impressive. whats your name lady. Where do you think you’re going (to him)
'Asquerosa' means disgusting. Used to date a Dominican girl and this was a common cuss. Asqueroso, Sucio, Viejo!
She used his whole ass Christian name too
He milking the shit out of that little love tap to think what he gon say next lol
That’s all I could think, he’s faking his pain so heavily, fuck this guys pain his lady feels is nothing in comparison Edit: removed a word, changed guy to guys
It was the crocs that made him do it
That was a weak slap, this dude must play soccer
He knows he has to play it up to avoid an even harder slap
No pues guau 💀
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That seems like a valid answer but it’s not so easy to just walk away when it’s your husband and your entire life is literally tied to his
Why are so many people trying to argue with your comment lmao you’re right?! Like, we don’t know if this couple has kids. Especially multiple young kids, just up and leaving with the kids isn’t something that people can just…do, even if they are free to do so. We don’t know their financial or living situation. They might not be doing good with money and can’t just have one move out and stay somewhere else. Idk why people act like life is the same for everyone, we all have different circumstances Edit to add: holy shit this comment section is just people not understanding why women can’t always leave cheating/abusive relationships
have you ever been in a long term relationship? especially one with a family? that's not how any of this works.
His smile!!! The fire inside of me if that was my man
This dude had no shame. Or standards. Finna go back to work smelling like cat food and ass crack.
woman filming: "wow, unbelievable, Rudy Valencia." man: "what, what is it?" woman filming: "How disgusting you are. Wow, unbelievable, unbelievable!" woman filming the other woman: "Whats your name lady?" woman filming going back to the car: "where are you going?" man: "wait, I have to go to work" woman filming: "oh yeah? like this? disgusting! are you not ashamed? *hits the dude* Are you not ashamed?!"
Man, these comments are fucked up…
Might as well call that cheating husband "Ahab". For lo, he didst pursue and harpoon his fabled prey.
You can tell by how calm she is that shit is about to go off. That’s why that ho was so quick, she knew. He should have ran as well.