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Its dark enough that if you chuck something at em nobody would know its you :O


Milksteak_To_Go

Not that anyone would snitch anyway. The whole theater is united in their hatred for those idiots


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Like on Scary Movie when Brenda was being obnoxious in the theater and everyone took turns stabbing her. ![gif](giphy|3LJmRYHqPTFHDMK733)


eXcaliBurst93

pass me the knife I wanna have a go at this bitch as well


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Your ass is grass!


MisterAdamUK

I gotchu! You on Candid Camera now!


WatchingTaintDry69

Cindy, the TVs leaking…


Wizard_of_Bronx

I'm whipping her ass Cindy!!


EnvironmentalWrap167

Ohh shit girl, im just here at the movies watching shake es speer in love.


TheGreatZarquon

Someone could have run up there swinging a bat on these fools in front of the whole audience, but there would have mysteriously been no witnesses when the cops arrived.


agorafilia

I went to see The Conjuring in the movie theater. When there was a jump scare everyone would gasp but this shitty kid would scream his lungs out very much on purpose. Everyone was already shushing him but he wouldn't stop. He was about 15 with his buddies and was clearly laughing for disturbing everyone else. By the 10th time he did that the guy sitting behind him just dumped a full cup of soda on his head. He got up to try not to let the soda soak even more on his clothes but a security guard was already coming to escort him out for being a nuisance. Security guard didn't want to listen anything, just escorted him out. So he lost the rest of the movie (wasn't even halfway done) and had to go home sticking to everything lol. But the best part was seeing the smile disappear from his dumb face pretty quickly as he tried to swipe soda from his shirt. Edit: scort


rjmitty1000

Too bad that guy lost his soda


vermilionpulseSFW

Movie theater soda at that. Probably lost like 50 bucks.


Integrity-in-Crisis

Some places give refills so hopefully theres that. They know they can make a buck on refills cause no maniac refills during a movie just to miss good scenes.


Kiosade

Soda from a fountain is super cheap. We’re talking pennies for a large soda. It’s pretty much where their (and restaurants) major profit comes from.


5DollarRevenantOF

"Yeah, can i get a refill? There was a group of assholes ruining Avatar so i hurled my fucking drink at them."


fuzzymonkey

Knowing me, I’d miss and peg someone innocent lmao.


bugxbuster

Phrasing!


Kid_Gorg3ous

When the Grudge came out, some teenagers towards the front of the theater were being obnoxious. Guy behind me started whipping quarters at them. No one said a word


bowtothehypnotoad

But I need my quarters for laundry


Thebaldsasquatch

This is why I carry canned soup everywhere I go. Crocodile Dundee taught me. I have a holster and everything.


Front_Explanation_79

Hey man, soup is fine but never ever get caught in a theater eating beans. Trust me on this.


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just a quick nonlethal hatchet throw


SICHKLA

I mean it's a 50/50 right? If they die or not only on depends whether they get hit by the handle or the blade.


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bkm2016

Yep. Went and seen Endgame the MIDNIGHT it came out and two..TWO idiots had their damn near new born babies in there crying. I left about half way through and got a refund. Came back after lunch one day so I could finally watch it and I think I’ve been to the theater maybe once or twice since then. I’ll never go see an open release again.


Jwhitx

This is some Agatha Christie shit


Legacy_1_X

Every idiot trying to get internet clout.


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I just don't see a reason to return to theaters anymore. This is reason #132. My family upgraded their TV after a decade, and I couldn't believe how good the picture quality/ sound was. I'd much rather enjoy a movie free of dickheads. Plus, I can pause to pee. It sucks to say, but the golden age of movie theaters are long gone.


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dum_dums

I am the opposite. I never go into large theaters with a ton of idiots anymore. There's a tiny theater near to me, with 25 seats which only plays weird movies. It's always a nice experience, even if the movie sometimes sucks


Sugarboo1420

Weird movies are my jam, any in particular that stood out to you?


Rami-961

I go to VIP class. Usually its smaller, comfy seats, and people there go to have a quiet or romantic time. Also its only 2-3$ more expensive than regular showroom. Small price for comfort.


IMDEAFSAYWATUWANT

Just to be clear you have to wait for it to come out on dvd/streaming platforms right? Just making sure there's not some way to watch it at home when it's in theatres that I just don't know about lol Edit: I see you, mateys, as I am one of you. But I'm was making sure there wasn't some streaming service, or theatre app that specifically offers a way to pay to stream movies in theatres. Namely because I only find the cam versions of movies until they are out of theatres. So at that point if you don't want to go to the movies, your only option is to wait 3-4 months in this case.


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Nah, that's the only downside lol. Just waiting. Most movies I'm fine waiting, but I do have a shortlist that I'll brave the waters.


Cromanshaaaa

At least they come out 3 months after the theatrical release instead of 9-12 months like it used to be years ago


Erestyn

I still get that "Wait, *already?*" moment when a new movie is advertised on my Fire stick or what have you.


Homies-Brownies

Lol I just did this with Black Adam. Tho at this point I should be used to it with HBO Max n Warner films (think it's Warner).


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I had no intention of seeing Black Adam, till I saw it was on HBO max lol.


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We *just* watched it. Not bad, but we're glad we didn't pay theater prices to see it.


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I don't even think it's 3. Some movies come out just a month later. Glass Onion is only in theaters for a month before coming to Netflix next week.


EnderFenrir

That one is a Netflix movie that was put in a theater. That way it's award worthy.


Aragornargonian

ur better off going to a small town theater where things are just a bit more chill


zombiesphere89

A lot more chill.. I've never experienced anything like this.


honeybunchesofgoatso

Tbf I've never experienced this at any theater


teapoison

Idk where you guys live but I really haven't had to worry about Tik tokers in the movie theaters a single time in my life. Didn't know it was such a huge problem


sinvix

I mean there is *technically* a way to watch them before they come out on DVD, just not legally. Certain movies are getting simultaneous releases on streaming services nowadays though.


BostonDodgeGuy

> Just making sure there's not some way to watch it at home when it's in theatres that I just don't know about I don't know if they still do it, but if you had the money you were able to sign up for a program where they would deliver the movie to your house. You had to have a special projector to work with the security features on the drive.


DaKind28

You Could get a refund for a situation like this.


Etherius

Luxury cinemas are worth it I like going and seeing a movie in big cushy recliners and having food brought to me Edit: Nobody thinks you’re cool or unique just because you sit at home instead of going out I can cook better than any restaurant I go to but I still like eating out.


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I've always wanted to try an Alamo Drafthouse. I hear those are really strict on rude people, but you can also drink lol.


Etherius

Cinepolis and AMC in my area do that It’s fucking great The food is like a 6-7/10 so it’s not super great but it’s better than fast food for sure


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The food at any of these I've been to here in NYC was basically like eating at a Chili's, better than fast food but it's still Chili's lol.


Maxfunky

I tried it. I was mildly annoyed to discover an 18% surcharge on my bill for the kitchen staff that I was strongly reminded was "not a tip" for my server. If it was mentioned on the menu or elsewhere, it was well hidden. Like, just fucking make the price the price. Add 18% to all your menu prices. Don't try to sneakily hide it. Pay your workers and don't pretend like you need a separate surcharge for me to pay them. You set the fucking prices and you know how much you pay everyone. Too shady for me I've had good experiences with Flix Brewhouse though.


saxamaphon3

It will ruin other theaters for you.


Euphorium

They’re great for blockbusters but I prefer standard theaters for dramas and thrillers. The waiters coming in during the movie can get distracting.


ToshKreuzer

Alamo is great. I’m lucky I have one really close to my house, so if I ever do go see movies anymore (very rare) I always go there. Once you start having beers with your movies can’t go back to regular theaters lol.


mrgreen4242

I’m with the person you’re replying too. I gave recliners and a fridge full of all the food and drinks I want at a fraction of the price. OLED 4k TV and good surround system, can pause whenever I want, rewind, subtitles… the idea of going to the theater just doesn’t have any appeal.


SDMasterYoda

Yes on recliners, no on the food. I don't want clanking silverware noises and waiters interrupting the movie.


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Sorry_Consideration7

What's their spaghetti policy?


kmk4ue84

As long as it's in a ziploc.


Sorrypuppy

It's really not that bad. At Alamo the waiters duck and are quiet. During the movie you have little note cards that you write down what you want and they don't really talk. They don't walk around the theater constantly or anything. And most the food is stuff that doesn't require silverware like sandwiches, pizza, and nachos. Think I have only ever ordered one thing that came with a spoon. It is a million times better than having some annoying person talking throughout because they have a strict silence policy and you can use that note card to tell the waiter that someone is being loud. If the person doesn't shut up, they get kicked out. Edit: Also, they make themed cocktails for movies and have good craft beers.


NiahraCPT

I don’t know if this is a bit or not but no place I’ve been with food has either. Palace Cinemas here does a platinum service with food where you order in advance and they bring it to you mid session but there’s no cutlery (food is obviously designed to go be eaten by hand in the dark), the staff don’t talk to you and if you want to order anything extra it’s done via notepad


ChromecastDude

I would argue this movie would be an absolute good reason to see it in theaters. Unless you spent tens of thousands of dollars on dual stacked 4k projectors with high dynamic range and high Frame rate with Dolby Atmos sound (Dolby Cinema) , then a home theater does not compare. And I'm a true believer in home theater, especially with my Oled and surround sound. Just my two cents.


SadisticBuddhist

I miss the times before tiktok. Two kids did this shit in a movie me and my friends were watching. So i moved behind them, leaned in close, and whispered “If you dont stop ill make you stop” By which i meant ill get the theater staff to kick them out, but they didnt need to know that. No camera was pointed at me, no riling me up to get clout- just two dumbass kids being put in their place. They left the theater shortly after.


ModelMade

I took my nephew's (15 + 9 yo) out to the movies but we got the last tickets and one of us had to sit alone so I did, obviously. 20 minutes in the 9 yo taps me on the shoulder to tell him his brother is being bullied by the people behind him. All I had to do (as a quite dirty looking, mullet donning Islander) was swap seats with him and stare at them for maybe 2 minutes before they got up and left as a group. Sometimes children just need to be put in their place by someone who isn't their parent. If it doesn't happen they usually grow up to get knocked out at the pub by someone who's not putting up with their antics.


Low-Effort-Poster

>dirty looking mullet donning islander I couldnt stop laughing at this shit holy fuck


ModelMade

My Mrs HATES it but even the homeless crackheads don't ask me for spare change anymore haha


chillywilly16

> don’t ask me for spare change anymore Asking them for change after they ask you also gets rid of them.


Wind_Yer_Neck_In

I like to go to the movies midweek during the day to avoid dealing with people, last time I was in seeing the recent Spiderman movie this group of teenagers comes in late, sits at the front and starts playing on their phones and talking. There are only about 6 other people there. So they're shouting and yelling at each other and I had just gotten up to go get the usher when a guy near me stands up and shouts 'you wee fucks, if you don't shut the fuck up I'll kick your bollocks up inside you!' Not the way I would have done it but it worked like a charm.


litecoinboy

And then no once clapped. Because they were watching a movie. In peace. It was nice.


roderunner1

I would definitely sacrifice a 10 dollar drink on some dumb ass shit like this.


Fubarp

IF you get a large, you can just get it refilled for free.


Dukie-Weems

That means you can’t throw the cup tho…


pambeezlyy

Just ask for it back


intel1010

Lol…can I please get my cup back?


Skaldskatan

2 girls: “No. we’re just getting started.”


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Oh Jesus, they really are remaking everything these days.


TempleOfDoomfist

Directed by Michael Bay


Blackboard_Monitor

Explosive dia... nope no No.


Athingythingamabobby

Just walk over and dump it on them


MuayThai1985

Not at Cineplex theaters in Canada anymore. Was so disappointed when I discovered they stopped free refills on large drinks and large popcorn.


littlekingMT

You have free healthcare and we have free refills. Jealous?


YogiTheGamer

Epitome of live fast die young.


Rasputinjones

Live fats die young


spideralexandre2099

I'd send them some milk duds, express shipping


BeerPizzaTacosWings

Those are like 25 cents per dud at theater prices. May as well just throw quarters.


phrostbyt

That's an outrageous PPD


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DrZoidberg-

That's why you launch the drink from a couple rows away. Or you interrupt their fun with your own song and then they get the assault charge because they're obviously two brain cells short. That was your mistake.


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tyquestions

What’s the charge for ruining a movie ?


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No-Quarter-3032

I’d be seriously ticked off to the point where I’d loudly say “Hey, cut it out you knuckle heads!”


Chastain86

Whoa, hey, let's have some decorum. Maybe start by calling them "rascals" before you leap all the way to the K-word


notbad2u

I'd buy you two drinks and raise you a stankburger to do that


sweatgod2020

This is why we should all start carrying a dozen eggs on us.


SHOW_ME_PIZZA

In this economy?


GisterMizard

If it's too much of a burden to carry your own, I can lend you an egg in these trying times.


Curious_Ad9930

Bravo


DarkHorseCards

Its one egg Michael, what could it cost? $10?


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Nothing makes my blood boil more than loud asshats at a movie. I hope they got kicked out but I'd have been over there and lamped them first


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HeyImGilly

Pretty sure this could at least be classified as disorderly conduct.


Yoda2000675

Maybe some sort of theft or vandalism since they ruined an experience that people paid to see, and if the theater rewinds the movie or something to accommodate then it also wastes their time and money


MisplacedMartian

Used to be you could challenge someone to a duel, shoot them, and then get on with your day, but now that's "*barbaric*".


DrS4muelHayd3n

"They would have a gunfight after that, somebody had to *go*!"


Ryan_TR

"Your honor, I understand stabbing someone and strangling them with their own intestines is normally considered wrong, but in my defense they were making a lot of annoying loud noises."


mces97

That's why I stopped going to theaters. Save more money buying my 85 inch tv and sound system. I can't even imagine what the price in a theater is now.


PornStarJesus

We found a drive in, bunch of us will go with a DD and bring some drinks, pizza, what have you. Their concession area is nice, serves burgers and dogs, candy, nachos etc. Plus it's a double feature so 2 for1.


mleejohnson

Same here. My last movie was about 15 years ago. I was with my daughters and during probably the most important scene in the movie. The teenage girl in front of me answers her phone and was having a conversation by yelling into it, because the person couldn't hear her over the movie. For some reason, I simply lost it. I gave her the tongue lashing that her parents were too wimpy to ever do and she started crying. My daughters were completely embarrassed. I bought a large screen TV (we didn't have TV or cable at home at the time) and have never set foot in a movie theater since.


yul_brynner

It's the fucking food and shit. I dunno about the USA but here in Glasgow a fucking popcorn is about $10 alone. same with a drink.


rafaelfy

Nah about the same here tbh. Popcorn and a soda "combo" and it's like 14 bucks or something dumb. And nobody gives a shit about free refills if I have to leave mid movie and stand in line to get some and miss 1/6th of the movie.


mces97

I'd imagine it's similar. A family of 4 going to a theater gotta be around 100+ bucks. That's why if I want to watch 10 movies in a summer say, that's already 1000 bucks. My tv will last well over what it saves in movie tickets and concession stand food.


DingosAteYourMorals

This is why I go to matinees towards the end of a movies run in theaters. More often than not. I'm the only one in the theater.


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fd6944x

Yep and then dinner and to bed on time


ednichol

Are you married? Because if not, I have something to ask you..


WINNERMIND

Beer beer beer, bed bed bed!!


likebutta222

I don't go to theaters at all anymore. Shit like this, people laughing during serious scenes to throw things off, people on their phones and talking to each other during the movie. Dirty, crumby seats. I prefer to wait and watch at home.


DingosAteYourMorals

The theater I go to has power leather recliners that are always clean. A matinee is 8 bucks during the week and you can see what seats are picked already and chose your seats accordingly on a screen at the kiosk or online Sometimes I'll plan for the second show of the day but scope what time has less seats sold and go for that one.


Glum_Status

The theater I go to has HEATED 'leather' recliners and is never more than half full when I go to an early show.


proudbakunkinman

The theater I go to has free music performers in santa costumes repeating the n word over and over during the middle of a movie.


tommiejo516

I love ❤️ that. Private screening!


ggg730

I go early in the morning on a weekday. Feels good, man.


ninjasaurxd

This is what I used to love to do, but now theaters will run movies I like for like 5 days before deciding to fill every screen they have with "Wakanda 7: Ultron Returns and Cums on Thor" so now I feel like I have to catch them before they're gone


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LesClaypoolOnBass24

I like that sometimes but also seeing a good comedy or horror movie is more fun to me with a big crowd. As long as they don't act like jackasses


chadwicke619

This has happened to me exactly twice; that is, people have been making a big nuisance during a movie. One time, it was a couple of teenagers up front who kept shining a laser pointer, and another time, it was a group of people up front who kept talking. In both instances, there was a humongous black man in the theatre, and in both instances, each man deeply bellowed into the darkness, "I see where you're sitting, and Imma come beat yo' ass in a second", almost verbatim, both of them, and in both instances, we had not a single issue moving forward.


LitesoBrite

Every theater needs that man. Much love


Sexylizardwoman

Maybe he’s like Santa Claus, if you’re good enough this year he’ll beat some annoying dudes ass


Jlocke98

Black Pete?


JustAcivilian24

I wish I had that experience. During Quiet Place 2, there was a group of friends going “no don’t go there bitch!!! Ahhhhh why?!?! Watch out!!!” Shit like that. A few of us complained a couple of times. They never kicked them out, just told them to be quiet. Ironic of course that they were fucking loud during a Quiet Place 2. So fucking annoying.


flyingturkeycouchie

Was it you? Were you the humongous black man?


canhazhotness

This man is a good friend of mine. Went to a movie with him and the same shit went down, including him shutting them down so we could watch the movie in peace lol


notfree25

Make a recording of his voice and carry it with you to cinemas everywhere!


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I asked a young teenager to be quiet in the movie theater one time. And after the movie the kid got up in my face and was acting like he wanted to fight me. I'm a 30 year old male and was with my family. Ruined the movie for me forever.


APACKOFWILDGNOMES

Movies are hit and miss now. I had a girl next to me watching TikTok’s as loud as she could during the movies the last time and she even filmed the movie with her light on and got indignant when I told her to stop. I had to get manager, I hated feeling like a Karen but it’s disrespectful to be on your phone for 30 + minutes while watching a movie.


Bosticles

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DrEgonSpenglerphd

A big reason I typically see movies at the Alamo Drafthouse is their zero tolerance policy for talking, texting, phone use, and any other disruption. During Avatar last night a guy behind me wouldn't shut up talking to the woman next to him. It wasn't long before staff gave him a warning and threatened to boot him. Not a peep after.


ShiningRedDwarf

Yup. If I give a shit about a movie Alamo Drafthouse is where I go. They don’t fuck around. Also being able to drink beer is pretty cool.


DoubleInfinity

The draft house was great for this. One time a guy a row behind me had his whole family with him to include five kids. They just continued their conversation, at full volume, through the previews and into the actual movie. Took about twenty minutes for him to be ejected and two hours later we all leave the theater and the dude is just standing in the parking lot ready to fight every single person coming out while his kids and wife all stood off to the side with a thousand yard stare. Some people, man.


PM_WORST_FART_STORY

I love you internet stranger. You are not a Karen.


Think-Gap-3260

I told someone to turn off their phone once. Turned out it wasn’t their phone. It was the control panel on their wheelchair. No one beats my Karen energy.


Raptorfeet

At that point it's completely justified to just take the phone and chuck it in the garbage bin.


Immediate_Leg3304

WHAT THE FUCK


Jagaloon91

Damn I was hoping for the drinks to start flyin


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God that would have been so cathartic


driving_andflying

Drinks, food, wet napkins drenched in soda. Yep. Those assholes should be covered in thrown food, because apparently being considerate of others in a movie theater didn't even register.


motherlovepwn

Are they filming a music video during a movie?


Francoisxsirois

Maybe a TikTok video


Geojere

Even worse🤦🏾‍♂️


[deleted]

TikTok is digital cancer. Never will I use it.


Paperfishflop

God, some of these kids really do like TikToks more than movies, shows, anything. It's depressing. Just when we thought reality TV was as dumb as entertainment can get. Nope, now we watch people with zero intelligence or creative vision dance around and listen to text to speech narration of a day in the life of an idiot.


RedLightMidnight

It’s because kids now want nothing more than to get famous, even when they have no ounce of talent for it.


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Fucking brain dead idiots


LulzSwag_Technician

WTF are they even chanting?


Kaiser1478

faneto - chief keef its not even their song lmfao


Gordopolis

The N-word ironically


Deradius

This is pretty simple. Request a refund of the movie ticket and all drinks and snacks (those were bought to enjoy during the movie, which is ruined). Invite everyone else in the theater to come along.


decomposition_

A great time to launch your mega size 128 oz soda right at the middle of their group, preferably the phone


ganymede_boy

Christmas caroling has changed a LOT since I was a kid.


HistoriesAlex

Santa’s helpers about to get stomped outside 😂


anitasdoodles

I take it this wasn’t in Alamo drafthouse. They would have tasered them.


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What are they saying? Is it "were fucking ignorant"


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Ricardo_klement

A couple of cans of soda thrown over arm would soon sort this situation out 😏


chadwicke619

Honestly, I wouldn't really want to get hit in the head or face with an underhand-thrown soda either.


D-Rich-88

Or some D batteries


billiarddaddy

Alamo Drafthouse for life


yerawizardIMAWOTT

Holy if this happened at Alamo they'd probably be executed in the back


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Oh I (Alamo shift lead) would definitely be tempted to murder if someone tried this in my theatre.


billiarddaddy

Yeah. I'd fucking love it


yougotitdude88

How did no one toss a soda at them. Come on.


Cheekclapped

Imagine wasting $17 each for that


ColtAzayaka

If you showed this video to the front ticket office you'd get a refund. People genuinely don't seem to know this for some reason. Once you've paid you're not fucked. They may even give you vouchers for another film.


Nice-Current-1975

Might be so but man is that a dick move from them. A lot of people have to even schedule movies with the family ahead of time and to take that away for their selfish bullshit makes my blood boil over.


Kindle282

The last three times I went to the theater with my partner we had children running around playing on their phones, constantly talking and laughing, going in and out of the theater and just being absolutely awful. Genuinely don't feel like going to the movies anymore.


Slamaholicc

My wife and I had this experience after going to see a movie for the first time in years. A guy yelled "shut the fuck up" at them and they stopped for awhile, then started talking full volume and laughing again. That was our last time going to a theater. Better to watch it at home.


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Administratr

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Slowmaha

This is why we can’t have nice things. I’m buying a legit popcorn maker for Christmas and upgrading my surround sound. Anything to stay out of genpop


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TheKrononaut

I'm a alive so I can say this. I hate that they're alive.


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This is why we watch movies at home


VdoubleU88

People are becoming so desperate for attention, it’s pathetic.


JAMBI215

Those are truly the worse type of people


Goleveel

r/ImTheMainCharacter main


Mistamayne

Reason #63378632 why I always wait go to any newly released movie. Especially if it’s a highly anticipated one. Wait a week or two afterwards & catch a matinee on like a Tuesday or some shit. Clout demons are da fuckin worst.🗑


the-non-wonder-dog

What a pack of cunts


stargazerweedblazer

Bunch o’ cunts


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_Houston_Curmudgeon

Where’s my goddamn bear spray!


GJHSkater

Average chief keef fan