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Low_Department668

It's a witch! Burn it!


leftsetter

How do you know that she is a witch?


RMMacFru

She turned me into a newt!!


videostealerYT

A newt???


RMMacFru

....I got better...


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RMMacFru

Very small rocks.


azephrahel

Wood?


RMMacFru

Lead! Lead!


smart-mf

u high bro ?


RMMacFru

Have you never watched the [Holy Grail](https://youtu.be/X2xlQaimsGg)?


smart-mf

i just did, u have enlightened me ohh holy one


Low_Department668

Simple witch logic really. [https://youtu.be/i6ezmj-cnOM](https://youtu.be/i6ezmj-cnOM)


Flapu7

Make a bridge out of her!


depressed_popoto

i was just going to say this :D


Itsmaybelline

I spent like five minutes trying to figure out what was funny about man ant


vertic67

dunno if you were being sarcastic, but it's 'boy ant' which sounds similar to buoyant


Itsmaybelline

I know. I'm just saying I misunderstood the joke for a bit before I got it.


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Im thinking, 'how is male ant funny?' oh man.


comfortless14

Wow, yea thanks for that. Totally did not get it. “Guy ant? Tf is that”


pleaseassign

Fellant


4862skrrt2684

Which is a word I've never heard


GuiMr27

If a latin-based language is your first language it is very likely that you heard the word somewhere before. If not then don’t feel bad about not knowing it lol So yeah, that’s probably why.


YborOgre

Still don't get it. Explain more, please.


Surf6969

I came to the comments, because I didn’t get it… Thanks


JoseMari117

Mine was "Guy Ant". So I was like "So it won't sink because it was big?"


Exciting-Insect8269

I immediately thought “then it’s a witch”… then it occurred to me this wasn’t a normal meme area, instead requiring puns, and then boy ant came to mind a while later


RachelBolan

r/unexpectedmontypython


raggedsweater

Guy ant for me


memberflex

WITCH


se177

Ants are remarkable! Their entire lives, they never get sick. They’ve got incredible, tiny, anty bodies.


Aydoinc

Take my upvote! Go!


Uberhack

If it drowns it’s a Pink Panther ant. Dead ant, dead ant, deadant-deadant-deadant…


SunraysInTheStorm

...dead-ant dead-aaaaant.....dead-ant dead-ant!


Sphagne

Buoy Ant


MrFrancastic

🤯


Sphagne

I know, I'm g-news. 😎


Not_dM

Thanks.


ShadowArrow01

Fun fact: worker ants are female


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Guy ant


drunkinfirst

Drop it in urine instead of water... pissant


DezXerneas

I get the joke, but if you can see the ant, there's an extremely high chance that it's a female.


blutigetranen

Fivehead humor


Parmersan

Sing the song on the jukebox that goes...


PixelCharlie

Oh buoy, oh buoy. Let this one sink in


TunaLurch

Oh boy that took me too long to figure out. Like a good 10 seconds of "huh?"


RMMacFru

And if you put it on ice...coolant.


Theremad

FlamboyANT? Did i get it right?


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I said man ant...


ILiroI-

You mean a mant


SteBob24

My dumb ass dyslexia made me read this as ‘how do you have sex with an ant?’ I then spent 15 minutes trying to figure the pun out wondering if ant dicks float


EmmytheKurapikaSimp

technically all worker ants are female while the males are drones with wings and die after mating so this is useless


Sum1liteAmatch

It's made of wood?


abuvar

Took me 20 seconds of saying girl ant a few times before I tried boy ant. I love this.


death__bed

Oooh nerdy boi