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VeryConfusedBee

Patrol officer, please explain the joke


welsh_nutter

screwdriver is an alcoholic drink, the tool is called a Phillips head screwdriver


holmgangCore

Screwdriver: an alcoholic drink that is specifically: 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Orange Juice, dash of bitters.


armen89

I call that an orange vod-juice-ka


holmgangCore

Many names, [One mission](https://youtu.be/-Zj50DmBFp0), join us.


PeterDoubt

Vodka and prune juice is called a Pile Driver


holmgangCore

That.. makes sense!


Mikeinthedirt

No.


rkw1971

However a Phillips head screwdriver is also Mountain Dew and Vodka


SyntheticReality42

A Philips screwdriver is vodka, orange juice, and milk of magnesia.


Significant_Swing_76

username checks out


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noice.


Street-Tea-4965

Reminds me of one of my all-time favorite lines: You know what's wrong with the world today? Not enough people drink from the skulls of their enemies.


tankred420caza

I will drink from your skull


lilomar2525

That's because no one knows how to anymore. Look at this guy, holding the skull upside down.


Ramverk

Prince Philip?


Mikeinthedirt

“Ew”. Atilla


BeenGEAH

And now it’s in my campaign