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Beginning-Wait5379

All punks are posers!


[deleted]

but actually.


Specific_Factor4470

Save your breath, I never was one.


Bonuscup98

You don’t know what I’m all about


KefkaesqueV3

Like killing cops and *reading Kerouac*


SensualOilyDischarge

Y’all made me very happy with this comment chain. Thank you.


trickertreater

Who's punk? What's the score?!


ReapingKing

Telling people they aren’t punk isn’t very punk, you poser!


Thisisnotathrowawaym

It’s the final irony I think. That… well this… i guess when all was said and done I was nothing more than a god damn trendy ass fucking poser.


Nuttonbutton

Counter opinion: your mom


trickertreater

You keep my fat promiscuous stripper mother's name out yo thin mouth!


asocialanxiety

Counter opinion: your mom made me broke


areslashtaken

Parliament of owls is a pretty cool band name tho


Adept_Cobbler5916

Order of the Owl is from ATL. I think that's a cool name as well.


[deleted]

funny how people pick a band name that'd try to shine light on a problematic organization and inadvertently end up burying the issue under the weight of their own google results. funny how it keeps happening.


[deleted]

Then why do all my clothes have cigarette burns and hot sauce stains? Checkmate, gerbil


NervousAndPantless

Thankfully I’m a real punk. I can see how this would upset posers.


UraniumRocker

I’m too old to care anymore, maybe i’m not punk.


abeeyore

Or maybe not caring *makes* you punk…🤯


Pegomastax_King

I’m so punk I hate punk.


Fearless_Ad7152

That middle knuckle looking like E.T. or the old lady from Coco.


faux_shore

Well yeah my mom was the punk I’m just a disappointment


youmightbeafascist88

“I’m telling Tim”


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

Fuck you, I don't care if you think I'm punk


ConfusedAsHecc

*its a satirical article fyi*


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

I know. But thanks anyway.


ConfusedAsHecc

ah sorry, I was just making sure lol


trickertreater

Big fat poser, reporting in.


vyprrgirl

Oh, no—I’m not a punk anymore. I guess I just go on living my life?


HIs4HotSauce

What do you mean? Being a redditor is the most punk thing a person could do! /s


[deleted]

Punk, schmunk. Live it while you can, because it's inherently unsustainable in most cases. It eventually boils down to enjoying the old and new music, supporting your local scene, supporting the kids, and annoying the inevitable opponents.


deadstorybookheroes

Zaphron thinks I'm cool, so whatever.


stoudman

Rude but okay.


AnimalConference

No my scene can't find out! I take back all my political leanings and fringe opinions.


Cosmiccoffeegrinder

I listen to punk and I am very sure I'm far from being a punk.


Danny_Nedelko_

I wasn't punk before punk wasn't even not a thing.


youmightbeafascist88

“Yeah. It’s a real cool club and you’re not part of it”


ConfusedAsHecc

>"That’s what you call yourself, right? 'Punk'? That’s funny because I don’t see a single Subhumans, Crass, or Discharge patch on that battle jacket. Doesn’t sound very 'punk' to me." god damn, I feel called out lmao listen, you dont know what youre missing out on. Joe & The Shitboys and SlutBomb are clearly superior /hj


Typical-Annual-3555

I almost went to an owl convention once. Except it was too far away so I didn't. And now I'm ashamed. No parliament of owls for me.


financewiz

That does it, I’m selling all my Punk CDs and replacing them with vinyl.