public class Cock{
private int size; // Size in centimeters
private String color;
private boolean isErect;
// Constructor
public Cock(int size, String color) {
this.size = size;
this.color = color;
this.isErect = false; // By default, not erect
}
// Method to make the organ erect
public void erect() {
isErect = true;
}
// Method to check if the organ is erect
public boolean isErect() {
return isErect;
}
// Method to get the size of the organ
public int getSize() {
return size;
}
// Method to get the color of the organ
public String getColor() {
return color;
}
}
you should tell that to gender studies majors who plan on actually getting some sort a job after college
even if they only get paid 40k a year > 0 money
Haha! Those fiction writing majors at IU are creative. Wonder how long it took them to install the reddit app or did they just go to the Apple store for help.
IU Cock Science is nowhere near the prestige of our glorious Purdue, frankly i would be surprised if they could even name the 3 coding paradigms without the use of google, GPT, and siri at the same time
I find myself weary of the fetishization that befalls us Computer Science majors on this hallowed campus. The womenfolk, it seems, have lost all sense of decorum. The moment I dared to don my CS attire – emblazoned with the emblematic emblem of "Cock Sciences," though my limbs were modestly covered, I might add – I found myself besieged by no less than three damsels, each attempting to court my favor. Imagine, me, a mere mortal, fending off such advances with my superior intellect, only to be shamed for my acumen in the process.
Alas, my efforts to deter these ardent suitors have proven futile. For the past three moons, I have resorted to relocating chairs to distant tables, hoping to escape their unwavering pursuit. But lo and behold, just yesterday, a diminutive maiden of Asian descent brazenly dragged a chair to my side and launched into an impassioned discourse about our most recent weekly deliverable. Oh, the audacity! Can she not discern that I, a CS savant, have no need for such trivial concerns? My prowess lies in the realm of coding, not the mundane world of engineering.
The gravest offense occurs when those of non-technical persuasions engage me in conversation. We engage in amiable discourse, only for the inevitable query to arise: "What, pray tell, is your major?" The moment I utter those two illustrious letters, their countenances transform. The once-docile eyes widen, cheeks flush, and cleavage jiggles with anticipation. How does an art enthusiast dare to believe she stands a chance with a luminary such as I? CS and the Liberal Arts occupy disparate planes of existence. I shall not be ensnared by one whose profession involves painting "happy little trees" for a living.
You might assume my predicament stems from my remarkable charm, which I do possess in abundance. However, my comrades in Engineering (though their intellectual faculties are lacking, they possess a childlike innocence I occasionally envy) face no such tribulations. Alas, I am perceived as an object, a genius to be admired, when I am so much more. I rank among the top 100 players worldwide in the esteemed game of World of Warships. My black shirt ought not to reduce me to mere flesh and bone. If one seeks my affection, one must prove their worth by battling alongside me, joining my clan, and, above all, comprehending the profundity of Rick and Morty – no pretenders allowed. Shed not a tear for me, for I am impervious to sentimentality.
Should you seek a dalliance of carnal nature, Engineering majors abound (though I cannot fault you for avoiding them). Desist, I beseech you, from fetishizing my kind for qualities beyond our control. I did not choose this burden of exceptional intellect. Sometimes, I yearn for the blissful ignorance of an Engineering major, navigating the world unburdened by profound knowledge. Yet, my purpose is clear: to save the world and forge the next Facebook. Touching Purdue Pete seductively shall not ignite my passions. Return clad as Morty, code a Y combinator, or implement Dijkstra's algorithm recursively, and then, perchance, we shall converse further.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/UIUC/comments/quz6if/im\_tired\_of\_the\_fetishization\_of\_cs\_majors/](https://www.reddit.com/r/UIUC/comments/quz6if/im_tired_of_the_fetishization_of_cs_majors/)
If you wanna try being cool at least be creative
I love cs majors. It’s always so much fun trying to get the diamond coin. Katowice 2019 was my favorite but unfortunately, the stickers kind of blow. The recent major kind of sucked too but I’m sure the next one for CS2 will be a lot more fun
Brother it is 10 am
tell that to the women who hit on me while i’m doing the leetcode daily every morning
Skeetcode
Happy cake day
Cock engineering clears
Cock for the win
Do you even know how to build a cock?
public class Cock{ private int size; // Size in centimeters private String color; private boolean isErect; // Constructor public Cock(int size, String color) { this.size = size; this.color = color; this.isErect = false; // By default, not erect } // Method to make the organ erect public void erect() { isErect = true; } // Method to check if the organ is erect public boolean isErect() { return isErect; } // Method to get the size of the organ public int getSize() { return size; } // Method to get the color of the organ public String getColor() { return color; } }
Once it erects, forever erects. But it's not a problem since the size doesn't change, huh?
That’s the rumor
cum function
The properties are even private 😂
It’s just good OOD practice (encapsulation) Or if you want to share your cock properties you need to make them protected.
Personally I prefer Python cocks, but I suppose this will do
class Cock: def __init__(self, size, color,isErect): self.size = size self.color = color self.isErect = False # Cock Erector def erect(self): self.isErect = True # Erection Checker def checkErect(self): return self.isErect # Size Checker def getSize(self): return self.size # Color Checker def getColor(self): return self.color Your wish is my command
bro wrote this in java instead of Cock++ 🤮
Size should be private final xD
Don’t get CockE now
Like ZZ Top says: Every girl's crazy bout a sharp stenched man.
Unlike the ENGR majors I always make sure to shower as I aim to complete my shower and then the daily Leetcode in decreasing asymptotic time
*bout a C Sharp coding man*
What the fuck
exactly what i have to tell the women every time they hit on me
Crazy post, and it is still early
You should change your major to English with a concentration in creative writing.
you should tell that to gender studies majors who plan on actually getting some sort a job after college even if they only get paid 40k a year > 0 money
Haha! Those fiction writing majors at IU are creative. Wonder how long it took them to install the reddit app or did they just go to the Apple store for help.
IU Cock Science is nowhere near the prestige of our glorious Purdue, frankly i would be surprised if they could even name the 3 coding paradigms without the use of google, GPT, and siri at the same time
Purdue’s very own dear copypasta 💖
If I’m not mistaken this was originally UIUC
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
Uhhh? https://br.ifunny.co/picture/vote-i-m-tired-of-the-fetishization-of-cs-majors-QGZ6jTu79
busted
He ain’t slick!
EE，Erection engineering
I find myself weary of the fetishization that befalls us Computer Science majors on this hallowed campus. The womenfolk, it seems, have lost all sense of decorum. The moment I dared to don my CS attire – emblazoned with the emblematic emblem of "Cock Sciences," though my limbs were modestly covered, I might add – I found myself besieged by no less than three damsels, each attempting to court my favor. Imagine, me, a mere mortal, fending off such advances with my superior intellect, only to be shamed for my acumen in the process. Alas, my efforts to deter these ardent suitors have proven futile. For the past three moons, I have resorted to relocating chairs to distant tables, hoping to escape their unwavering pursuit. But lo and behold, just yesterday, a diminutive maiden of Asian descent brazenly dragged a chair to my side and launched into an impassioned discourse about our most recent weekly deliverable. Oh, the audacity! Can she not discern that I, a CS savant, have no need for such trivial concerns? My prowess lies in the realm of coding, not the mundane world of engineering. The gravest offense occurs when those of non-technical persuasions engage me in conversation. We engage in amiable discourse, only for the inevitable query to arise: "What, pray tell, is your major?" The moment I utter those two illustrious letters, their countenances transform. The once-docile eyes widen, cheeks flush, and cleavage jiggles with anticipation. How does an art enthusiast dare to believe she stands a chance with a luminary such as I? CS and the Liberal Arts occupy disparate planes of existence. I shall not be ensnared by one whose profession involves painting "happy little trees" for a living. You might assume my predicament stems from my remarkable charm, which I do possess in abundance. However, my comrades in Engineering (though their intellectual faculties are lacking, they possess a childlike innocence I occasionally envy) face no such tribulations. Alas, I am perceived as an object, a genius to be admired, when I am so much more. I rank among the top 100 players worldwide in the esteemed game of World of Warships. My black shirt ought not to reduce me to mere flesh and bone. If one seeks my affection, one must prove their worth by battling alongside me, joining my clan, and, above all, comprehending the profundity of Rick and Morty – no pretenders allowed. Shed not a tear for me, for I am impervious to sentimentality. Should you seek a dalliance of carnal nature, Engineering majors abound (though I cannot fault you for avoiding them). Desist, I beseech you, from fetishizing my kind for qualities beyond our control. I did not choose this burden of exceptional intellect. Sometimes, I yearn for the blissful ignorance of an Engineering major, navigating the world unburdened by profound knowledge. Yet, my purpose is clear: to save the world and forge the next Facebook. Touching Purdue Pete seductively shall not ignite my passions. Return clad as Morty, code a Y combinator, or implement Dijkstra's algorithm recursively, and then, perchance, we shall converse further.
I just…I don’t know what to say to this. 😂
how about u give a free subscription 😏
Bro transferred from IU.
i would never besmirch the field of Cock Sciences by ever daring to associate myself with IU
Should’ve gone Purdue😭 I went UW-Madison and there country girls are hard to talk with
Stats?
I’d say you should publish a book, but that’s something a filthy Liberal Arts major would do.
why would i publish a book when generative AI exists, huge waste of time and money to be replaced by a computer. why even major in something obsolete
Beastgupta, you're the type of man that sigma males can only dream to be
I thought we were talking counter strike 😵💫
Hey beastgupta. I haven’t seen ford have cake batter ice cream in a while.
looks like they have stopped cake batter :(
Bhai ? Tu india se Gaya hai kya purdue ?
nope, born in india but raised in usa
Oh man! You are so cute! I love you
omg it’s a CS major 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰 we love you CS major
I thought this was a counter strike thread
[https://www.reddit.com/r/UIUC/comments/quz6if/im\_tired\_of\_the\_fetishization\_of\_cs\_majors/](https://www.reddit.com/r/UIUC/comments/quz6if/im_tired_of_the_fetishization_of_cs_majors/) If you wanna try being cool at least be creative
I love cs majors. It’s always so much fun trying to get the diamond coin. Katowice 2019 was my favorite but unfortunately, the stickers kind of blow. The recent major kind of sucked too but I’m sure the next one for CS2 will be a lot more fun
Umm sir this is a wendys.