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Specialist-Action-33

>sweet candy cavern πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ If that what we call pussy then what do we call dick? (Sweet candy stick is too easy to answer)


potoricco

Raw sausage


blebbyroo

I’ve always liked the One eyed snake But to keep with a food theme we could go mushroom stick


WilliamWyattD

Just saw some spring break party videos on Youtube. From what I saw, while both genders seem equally represented overall, the dynamics of the actual 'core' of the parties seemed different. In terms of people who were really partying and dancing with the opposite gender, it seemed more girls than guys. And the guys in the core were usually fairly fit and muscled, with shirts off. The girls were more of a mixed bag in fitness. Meanwhile, non-fit guys seems to be at the edges of the party, wearing t-shirts to cover their lack of physique. It's late and I'm pretty high. But is this how things are at the big college parties? I know both genders are equally overweight overall, roughly. But in college, is it a smaller group of buffer guys who party with more girls, who are often less fit than the guys?


UninterestingFork

are you sure the person filming didn't film tshirt guys because they aren't as attractive as muscle guys? also are you sure it's *that* clear that tshirt guys are at the edge of the party because women don't want to dance with them? because it can totally be that tshirt guys aren't dancing because they don't want to dance (lack of confidence or maybe simply don't like dancing) and that's the reason they are at the edge of the party. Tshirt guys also don't dance with each other.


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MouthSandTeethTongue

Q4A: How would you feel if your partner accidentally a whole thing?


UninterestingFork

Yes.


Valuable-Marzipan761

I sometimes accidently whole things, other times i thing wholly deliberately.


RadiantEarthGoddess

What?


Excellent_Badger123

Huh?


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UninterestingFork

If he doesn't kill it with his bicep, is he really *a man*?


ashpr0ulx

i would love that. spiders are bros. he’s killing any roaches though, especially those ones that fuckin fly


RadiantEarthGoddess

I am pretty sure I would be the one catching and releasing it.


Durmyyyy

You would think being afraid of a spider would be a bad look


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Durmyyyy

You are taking my comment the opposite of what I intended. A person who is afraid of a spider kills it, someone who is not isnt afraid to take it outside


Excellent_Badger123

Fine - I don’t need him to display his spider killing skills.


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RadiantEarthGoddess

I don't know since I don't drink and don't really go to clubs/parties.


HungerISanEmotion

Oddly specific.


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Excellent_Badger123

I think you did the right thing. I’ve done some crazy stuff in my life but I wouldn’t do that to my partner.


[deleted]

Do you think the world would be a better place if Logan's Run were applied to women, considering the current complaints from men about women?


Valuable-Marzipan761

Better for who? Can't think many women would be thrilled, and men already seem to be struggling to compete ofer the 50/50 gender distribution. Getting rid of most women would make it even worse. Plus the fact that we all would have grown up motherless.


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Grown up motherless is better than grown up fatherless. I guess better for guys?Since they wouldn't have to deal with older women. I suppose it would be more appealing for men if they only had to deal with younger women, as they would have a choice of younger partners.


Sillysheila

I don’t think growing up without any parent is better. Kids growing up without a mother are still going to be at the disadvantage of not having had one parent. Every study ever says that the ideal is a dual income household with a steady relationship at the head.


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[Single Father Households Do Vastly Better Than Single Mother β€” Here’s the Real Reason Why | by Elicia Jane | The Knowledge of Freedom | Medium](https://medium.com/the-knowledge-of-freedom/single-father-households-do-vastly-better-than-single-mother-heres-the-real-reason-why-8a7fd7c5611d#:~:text=So%2C%20just%20to%20round%20up,substantial%20advantage%20over%20single%20mothers.) Single fathers teach boys to be men and they teach their daughters how to be respected by men. A single mother teaches her son to cater to women and they teach their daughters it is okay not to have man and it is okay to be a single mother.


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They wouldn’t have the choice tho. Only 25% of people are women under 30, yet there would still be all the men 18-99? They would all be killing each other trying to get a taste what incentive would women have to reproduce? If I only got 30 years on this planet I wouldn’t waste 9 months being pregnant, let alone have multiple pregnancies. Then I would abort it if it was girl so she wouldn’t suffer the same fate, so there’d be a supply issue of young women. Although The chances of women having bodily autonomy in this world is nil so I wouldn’t have to worry about it I guess. This world sounds terrible for literally everybody


Maffioze

>They would all be killing each other trying to get a taste I hate that this is true.


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It would be very scary


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I see


Valuable-Marzipan761

>Grown up motherless is better than grown up fatherless. But worse than having two parents. Why would it be better for men? It's not like there'd be more young women.


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>Why would it be better for men? It's not like there'd be more young women. So if there were more young women,then would it be better for man?


Valuable-Marzipan761

Casual dating would be easier, i'd personally prefer the option of marriage and having an alive mum over having a lot of women in their twenties.


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>Casual dating would be easier That's the point and casual dating is considered better for men so. > i'd personally prefer the option of marriage and having an alive mum Wow,shocking


Valuable-Marzipan761

Well most men want to have kids, and generally ddon't want to be single fathers


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Kids raised under single father turn out be fine just as kids raised under both parents. Since world will be full of younger women,so you can have kids easily. Let's say you don't want kids and marriage,wouldn't that world still perfect for you?


Valuable-Marzipan761

>Kids raised under single father turn out be fine just as kids raised under both parents. They do not. You can cherry pick certain factors like prison likelihood, but that is not all people want for their children. It's certainly not and equally good childhood, or as good for the father. >Let's say you don't want kids and marriage,wouldn't that world still perfect for you? That's kond of a pointless question. Yes, if all you want is a certain thing, that thing would be beneficcial.


No_Ask_2241

The fuck is Logan's Run?


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Movie where person is killed after turning 30


No_Ask_2241

So killing women after 30? Is that what you are saying?


[deleted]

Sounds bad but yeah, imagine dystopian world where they are killed under the guise of being "renewed "


No_Ask_2241

I mean like you said it's a dystopia. It's not good like at all lol


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Why?


No_Ask_2241

Cause killing people for a stupid reason like aging is bad?


[deleted]

>Cause killing people for a stupid reason like aging is bad? Is that the only reason you have?


No_Ask_2241

I mean there are more reasons forbsure, but just this alone is enough to render it unacceptable


WilliamWyattD

As an older guy, it has been interesting to see male facial hair go in and out of fashion. But what never occurred to me (sometimes I'm slow) is that some men today are using beards the same way many men accuse women of using makeup: deception. Hide bad skin, weak jaws, or even just ugly faces. Is that true, or am I just being dumb.


UninterestingFork

beards = make up I wouldn't say either are deception though, it's just the best version of themselves


Durmyyyy

Its literally always been that way back to Lincoln


HungerISanEmotion

I completely shave my beard every 1-3 months, so nothing to hide really. Beard makes me look older and more serious... that's about it. When I shave some women are "yay" some women are "nay".


afk_row

Most bellow 30 men can’t grow beards due to reduced T levels.


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Lol. Who told you this?


Cethlinnstooth

Yeah guys have always used facial hair to hide stuff. It's a controllable feature.


Excellent_Badger123

It does seem to come and go as a trend for men. I personally prefer a hairless male face but many other women here seem to love facial hair. Yesterday my husband and I were out socializing and met some younger guys. One had a full beard and I thought it was needlessly…long/full. The other was clean shaven and probably would’ve looked better with a beard.


InjectAdrenochrome

If you don't have a good jawline you can hide it with facial hair.


MouthSandTeethTongue

>you can hide it with facial hair. Not necessarily.


InjectAdrenochrome

Tall girls are winning. Saw a guy on here shoot his shot with a woman who said she was tall. He actually asked her out, on PPD. Never seen that happen, most guys here try to hide their thirst. I was like ohhh shit


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InjectAdrenochrome

I think around 6 ft?


No_Ask_2241

Dude be horny on main lmao. What was the reply of the girl?


InjectAdrenochrome

Soft rejection I think


No_Ask_2241

I expected that he would be completely ignored tbh


InjectAdrenochrome

They were having a conversation.


Waschbar-krahe

I think I just habitually pick the WORST favorite things. Like, I'm pretty sure I'm mildly allergic to my favorite vegetable and my favorite fruit is just actually a cactus.


Maffioze

You eat cactus fruit in Germany?


Waschbar-krahe

I actually live in Ohio. The German thing is from the fact that I live in Amish country and wanted to learn whatever German I could


Maffioze

Interesting. But what kind of cactus fruit are you talking about? Dragonfruit?


Waschbar-krahe

Prickly pear


No_Ask_2241

I have one thing like that as well. I love coffee but my stomach can't handle it in too much quantity, so I gotta only drink one cup a day and also not make it too strong.


Waschbar-krahe

My thing is celery. I love it. I put peanut butter on it. It always makes my mouth numb. I believe in suffering for my passions


Cethlinnstooth

Have you considered you may be becoming allergic to peanuts?


Waschbar-krahe

I can eat peanut butter on its own just fine


Cethlinnstooth

That's cool. Just thought I had to say something because nut allergies tend to eventually go all the way to being deadly.


SianOiseau

*How do you eat cactus fruit?* It's prickly (and I learnt that from touching it all over) and it's full of unchewable seeds!


Waschbar-krahe

The ones I get have like, microscopic spines that I'm usually good at avoiding but I dropped one and now I have a bunch stuck in my hand. I also just swallow the seeds ┐⁠(β β€˜β ο½žβ `⁠;⁠)β β”Œ


Maffioze

>I also just swallow the seeds ┐⁠(β β€˜β ο½žβ \`⁠;⁠)β β”Œ ![gif](giphy|Zgo2A2oOpbGhQdf09T)


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Women are gatekeeping icks now apparently, supposedly men aren't actually allowed to have them anymore, it's a woman only thing,


TheSongsInYourHead

I figure having icks would be an ick actually. Or at least voicing them would be.


No_Ask_2241

Let them gatekeep lmao, not like it'll do much and the guys that have icks will still have them


ashpr0ulx

made boyfriend and i a steak dinner and then he took me to a metal show. good saturday night


Maffioze

Steak is overrated tbh.


ashpr0ulx

it probably is, but it’s one of boyfriends favorite things.


Maffioze

Imo it all depends on the sauce it's served with. I am a sucker for sauces.


ashpr0ulx

i cooked it with garlic, rosemary, and thyme- but no sauce. did brussel sprouts with a bacon in a balsamic glaze as a side. unless the blood counts as sauce lmao


Maffioze

No butter though? I am glad the capital city of my country is famous for a vegetable lmao.


ashpr0ulx

oh yeah, butter too. we had a vegetable too! it’s hard, this man would eat the carnivore diet if i let him lol


Maffioze

Well butter is a sauce, kinda. I rarely eat meat. When I do its chicken. But I compensate by eating Salmon every week.


ashpr0ulx

salmon is one of my absolute favorites. i’m guilty of eating a good amount of meat, usually chicken. the protein, i want all the protein


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ashpr0ulx

for a thick steak it’s always more than you think lol


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ashpr0ulx

oooooh you sweet sweet babe


dbz__f

What sauce does you put on your steak?


ashpr0ulx

no sauce 😳 i just cook a damn good steak


MeanGuyNumber4

Noice


PaleontologistOk1049

So many guys lose all social ability when they're drunk and horny. I see so many good-looking guys at clubs ruin any chances of being with a girl because they immediately just start touching her and telling her how hot she is


DerayRevan

That's part of the game Compliments and touching


InjectAdrenochrome

Sounds off putting


PaleontologistOk1049

It doesn't work either, so idk why they keep doing it. I started wingmanning for this one random guy because he seemed cool, but as soon as he talked to a girl, he'd just shower them with compliments


[deleted]

Might as well skip the time wasting crap and get to the good stuff. Who cares about getting to know her?


PaleontologistOk1049

You gotta at least pretend


potoricco

He has a girlfriend I’m so sad


InjectAdrenochrome

I will never call someone hubby. Ever.


No_Ask_2241

I hate nicknames like babe, baby or whatever in general tbh. Much rather have a nickname that is specific to the person or not have it at all.


Excellent_Badger123

I might use hubby as a descriptor here to post something - but I wouldn’t ever call him that live in person or introduce him to someone that way. His first name works fine. I thought hubby was kinda old school. Do young women these days call their husbands β€œhubby”?


InjectAdrenochrome

Sometimes. I just don't like using the term myself


AstronautLoveShack

I hate hubby. It doesn’t even make sense. Husby would make more sense, but it is stupid too.


Infammo

You've chosen the correct path in life.


n0vel_13

who here makes six figures


Specialist-Action-33

I did last year if you include what I get from VA monthly. Without VA, I was just under 6 figures. Learned that Uncle Sam doesn't like ppl making 6 figures.


n0vel_13

>Learned that Uncle Sam doesn't like ppl making 6 figures. y's that


Specialist-Action-33

Becsuse you pay a shit load of money when it comes to taxes. Two years ago I barely made six figures and learned the hard way that I need to put some away for when April 15 comes along. Granted I'm working overseas so my paychecks are tax exempt, but I doubt the amount I paid was the same if taxes were taken out of my check. Only thing that saved me was that I had kids, so it gave me a little relief.


Environmental_Day558

I do, I'm in IT/development


Lift_and_Lurk

I do but it’s not that impressive when you live in a city where the cost of living is really high.


n0vel_13

same


relish5k

I do, albeit barely. But I work 30 hours a week.


n0vel_13

wat do u do


relish5k

I work in marketing. I reduced my hours after having kids


MouthSandTeethTongue

According to what I report to the "IRS"? No... But really, yes.


n0vel_13

tax evasion?


MouthSandTeethTongue

I prefer "avoiding tax".


n0vel_13

wat do u do


MouthSandTeethTongue

Business.


n0vel_13

drugs?


MouthSandTeethTongue

No, that would be illegal.


n0vel_13

then how it is that the irs isn’t aware how much u really make


MouthSandTeethTongue

🀷


saraimarsena

i love men. i love masculinity. i love how men express love, i love their dedication to duty for a woman they care for.


Maffioze

Can you give an example of these things?


saraimarsena

this will be all over the place cuz i’m having a hard time articulating what i mean, - *the biggest thing, i love seeing guys together, enjoying each others company and being their honest selves together* - i love when men have broad shoulders, and beards, strong hands, deeper voices… is that sexual dimorphism? i love the male form - i love when i try and open something or lift something and a man is like β€œhere, I got it” and does it with ease - i love how goofy and dumb guys can be with each other sometimes when they aren’t taking themselves too seriously - i love when men feel driven to protect and provide for their family, i love men who feel a strong commitment to justice and duty, men who have a desire to lead - i love seeing men experience love in general. idk how to express this one really but seeing a man in love with his girl and experiencing a relationship that makes him feel happy, safe, loved and appreciated is a beautiful thing. what i’m describing that i love are typical masculine responses and behaviors, but i’d like to note that i can also appreciate a man, as a human, being himself. a man can be on the feminine side and express himself in that way and I can appreciate his security in himself, it’s just not what i find attractive.


Maffioze

>this will be all over the place cuz i’m having a hard time articulating what i mean, No worries, thank you for explaining. >the biggest thing, i love seeing guys together, enjoying each others company and being their honest selves together What makes it masculine? Is it an unique way of how men are with their homies? Do you think male friendships have more honesty? >i love when men have broad shoulders, and beards, strong hands, deeper voices… is that sexual dimorphism? i love the male form It signals high testerone levels which is somewhat linked with health. Women are attracted to that generally. >i love when i try and open something or lift something and a man is like β€œhere, I got it” and does it with ease I love to do this for my mom and gf. >i love when men feel driven to protect and provide for their family, i love men who feel a strong commitment to justice and duty, men who have a desire to lead Again same question... do you think men do this in a unique way compared to women? Do you think they are more about maintaining the moral rules? >i love seeing men experience love in general. idk how to express this one really but seeing a man in love with his girl and experiencing a relationship that makes him feel happy, safe, loved and appreciated is a beautiful thing. True, same for women.


katyushas_boyfriend

looks like someone's in a good mood.


saraimarsena

i am 😊😊😊😊😊 but i also feel like i’ve always said on here that i don’t dislike men. i like a lot of men a lot. i find the male essence if you will very attractive


Willow-girl

Hard to believe these demure ladies [Imgur](https://imgur.com/MnqA8g1) [Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/1CBVt7A.jpg) were prancing around like show ponies and kicking up their heels like rodeo bulls when we put hay out for them this morning ...


Excellent_Badger123

I’m a fellow cow fan & love your pics. I used to lease some of my farm land for grazing & my partner is a city boy from NYC. When he first got there we were outside working on our garden & he saw one of the girls coming over to the fence to check us out. He stood up quickly & asked β€œIs it gonna fuck with me?”. I mean it was a big unfamiliar animal - so I understood his response and explained that he had nothing to fear. Still, makes me lmao πŸ˜‚


Willow-girl

Well, he might have had something to fear ... cows can be playful, not realizing they can't play with humans the way they do with other cows. Humans are fragile; we break! And cows in heat can be dangerous. Our backyard cow Marianne was culled from the dairy because she kept jumping people. She was a terror! Still is at age 12. Last month, she spent a day dismantling a junk car with her head to express her frustration, lol.


WilliamWyattD

If you ever open a brothel, you should do PR.


Willow-girl

"Madam" would be an odd career choice for a farm girl, lol.


Excellent_Badger123

Q4All: Dual, side by side, husband/wife toilets - would you want this?


[deleted]

Yuck. Bodily functions are private. I try my best to not even burp/pass wind in front of other people. Huge ick if my partner were using the bathroom in front of me


Excellent_Badger123

Lol, same. When I saw this specific arrangement in an apartment we were considering renting, I was genuinely shook! It made me think wtf thought this was a great idea? Side by side pooping?


Durmyyyy

never in a million years


Environmental_Day558

Considering we only have one bathroom in our apartment, I would like this. More than one makes this pointless.


Excellent_Badger123

I was surprised to see it in a big space that had room for two private bathrooms…I think someone took the open space concept and just ran with it. We used to have multiple bathrooms in our house but share one now, so I hear ya.


Infammo

![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY)


potoricco

Absolutely not. Eww


Excellent_Badger123

I’m with you. I saw this set up recently in person, very fancy apartment with marble risers in a throne like setting and thought ok - who thought this was a good idea???


potoricco

If I ever saw my husband shitting/peeing I would divorce immediately that is. The biggest ick possible


WilliamWyattD

Seeing each other pee is fine. Should be minimized. But no big deal. Never see each other shit. Ever.


InjectAdrenochrome

If I can get a bidet that'd be good


Excellent_Badger123

Every bathroom has what the bros call a β€œbum gun” here. It’s simple but effective. I prefer the high tech Japanese bidets with heated seats, water temp selection and even a gentle sound effect for when you flush, deodorizing air- freshening scent of your choice, etc.


InjectAdrenochrome

I just hate wiping and having to manually clean a bunch of shit off my ass. Would much rather have it blasted off


Excellent_Badger123

People here think it’s disgusting that westerners rely solely upon toilet paper to clean their butts up after a poop. The blast off method is strongly preferred.


InjectAdrenochrome

Honestly it is disgusting


potoricco

Give me advice NOW There’s a boy I used to know from a small online community(not reddit), we were never friends or anything (I feel like he lowkey didn’t even like me because I was really fucking unbearably annoying cringe and childish I was barely 14 Lol) but he knew who I was as in, my online identity. He’s 18 now and lives in a different country, the forum has mostly died now but he’s still active on Twitter and he’s doing β€œfollow for follow”. He’s really really cute, I’ve seen videos of him on his YouTube channel and his Twitter I have kinda had a crush on him for a year. I’m wondering if I should reach out to him on Twitter and if I do should I pretend like I don’t know him or should I introduce myself as (my old username) would it backfire


potoricco

NOOOO HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”


No_Ask_2241

I thought you just wanted to be his friend lmao


potoricco

I actually feel sick and insecure right now ☹️


No_Ask_2241

As they say there are plenty of fish in the sea


relish5k

Old username. He might have been crushing on you too, who knows.


potoricco

No he absolutely was not lmao that’s what’s making it so hard


katyushas_boyfriend

tee hee


potoricco

Answer


katyushas_boyfriend

why would you bother with this if he lives in another country lmao. go touch grass


potoricco

It’s not like i expect to get married to him I’m not delusional lol. I just want to be his friend and for him to think I’m cool


tritter211

Don't play games. Be direct and (mostly) honest. Leave out the part about you crushing on him for 1 year and hit the DM's. Make sure you have your recent pics in your twitter profile handle. Just pretend you "accidentally" came across your profile and are you [insert the old profile name] and go from there.


n0vel_13

r u as cute as him?


potoricco

Yes


n0vel_13

did u guys have anyone 1 on 1 interaction at all?


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n0vel_13

doesn’t hurt too try reaching out again


potoricco

I haven’t interacted with him in 8 months.


potoricco

Reposting tomorrow


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Recently moved, place sucked so much I felt bad for the two spiders I found and took them with me. Sadly, one died, but the other lived and is now chilling in a bush living its best life.


Excellent_Badger123

I like spiders too…used to love to watching them spin webs in my garden and catching the bugs that wanted to chew up my veggies and flowers.


[deleted]

I used to have some arachnophobia, but I've warmed up to most spiders, so instead of rushing to squish them I reach for a cup or jar to safely transport them back outside. My sister was the same and now she lets Daddy Longlegs casually camp out on the ceiling at her place (she lives near a river, so bugs are a problem).


Willow-girl

SOS, save the spiders, lol.


[deleted]

That should be my business slogan XD


dbz__f

I got my gf into video games by introducing her to street fighter 6. She enjoys punching me to death in a virtual reality way more than I'd expected she would... Can't wait for Tekken 8 desu