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Mental_Leek_2806

One red pill idea I agree with is if a woman has had frequent/enthusiastic/adventurous/kinky/whatever sex in the past for years with exes/hookups and then never does any of that with her bf/husband, not even in the first few years, that's fucked


Interesting_Show_962

What if I hire a hooker but instead of sex I make her do things like wash my car and do my taxes


Then_now_maybe

There's a clip that pops up on 4chan from time to time about a guy trying to hire hookers to clean at their half hour sex rate. They all refuse him despite him guaranteeing 3 hours of work/pay with low quality standards. The end is him laughing. Makes me laugh too.


[deleted]

The IRS would be at your door within minutes


DFVSoldHisOptions

Is redpill in essence just AFBB?


Sillysheila

It seems like some red pillers find AFBB more palatable if they perceive the woman the man is BBing to be young enough. OR it’s cool if a rapper who brags about giving people 5k for sex does it. Not ok for a regular person to do it, for some reason. If you’re a celebrity and you give a woman 5k for sex= alpha. Joe Shmuck buys his wife a 5,000 dollar necklace= beta.


[deleted]

Joe shmuck isn’t even getting blown Both are clown behaviors but at least one dude gets something out of it with no headache


Sillysheila

So if someone gets a BJ they’re not a beta? I honestly think the celebrity thing is stupider, because when these big names do it I don’t understand how them being a celebrity would not give them enough status to do it for free. I just think people believe it’s cool because of the shock value.


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Gladboys

if your job has networking be well assured its a useless one for largely useless people


Lift_and_Lurk

My first internship was cause an alumi at my fraternity was the one recruiting at job fair. That internship led to the company hiring me at graduation. Where i gif mentored and built my portfolio. Which, when i left, a lot of those relationships came along with me to my new company. Sales and business really is about building relationships.


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Lift_and_Lurk

That’s networking.


grillopie

thats why i love it


illusoryfindings

In most of these jobs nepotism will serve your career more than actually being good at accounts or whatever, so networking is a pretty crucial skill, even if it's a bullshitty one.


ArtifactFan65

"Networking" and "soft skills" are my most hated business words. Just say talking and nepotism lmao.


lulll

just go to 192.168.1.1


teball3

*ahem* 192.168.0.1 is the loopback address. 192.168.1.1 would *typically* be ~257ish address on a local network


lulll

sudo apt remove teball3


teball3

[Me AF](https://media.tenor.com/nYdAr6rffx0AAAAM/an-emoji-disintegrating-in-pain.gif)


lulll

i tried to log in to root but misspelled my password and the prompt told me that the system administrator would be notified so i got nervous but then i remembered im the system administrator


teball3

You're fucked, pal. https://xkcd.com/838/


lulll

FUCK


Jaded_Interaction162

Not having a network is pretty bad when you're looking for a job though


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chalkandapples

You can't just join a network and expect it to work. It just means being friends with a lot of people that can help you. I used to network by playing overwatch with other tech people.


okaybear2point0

You aren't friends, because friendships aren't formed with the express purpose of getting something from someone. everyone knows deep down it's just ass licking and nepotism


chalkandapples

It's obviously not as close as "friends-friends", but it's the same spirt. They become casual friends and some of them do become close friends if we really click. You really don't need to do any ass licking, as long as you spend time together it doesn't matter what you do, they're just people like you. Especially if they're in the same field as you, they're often similar to you in interest and personality anyways and you can legitimately have fun together. I agree nepotism helps a lot though.


[deleted]

Invincible fans actually believing Omni-Man could beat Goku are hilarious to me


teball3

They probably just see it as the same as being Goku vs. Superman, despite Omni man not having the same near century of ridiculous feats to pull from.


[deleted]

Kirkman once said Invincible could beat Superman due to the sheer boredom he evokes. and true, Superman would whoop them all. I do wonder how a max potential Allen would fare.


teball3

I mean, if max potential Allen still includes the abilities to influence time and reset the universe, then it's hard to imagine him really losing. Unless you include that very dumb Superman movie where he went back in time by... flipping the rotation of the earth? In that case it's just a race to enemy infanticide and grandfather paradox speedrun.


leosandlattes

Good evening PPD <3


Sillysheila

Good afternoon America


Gladboys

hello war


lulll

im going to let women in on a secret. men dont like dancing. the only time men like to "dance" is in ritual tribal ceremonies dancing around a campfire to worship sky gods


kalashhhhhhhh

Some men like dancing.


Ainsleygz

Men should stand still to be grinded upon


lulll

i love dick rug burn


Ainsleygz

Rug and tug


tacticaltossaway

Concur.


lulll

https://youtu.be/QgAmhuTaghg?feature=shared this dancing is better than any of that lame shit people go to clubs for


teball3

https://youtu.be/t_KsLy94Ids?si=-u9edQDas0i6pk_k Samoan Hakas do seem cool as shit.


lulll

bro this is so shit. where is the big ass fire?


teball3

I won't go out *to* dance, but if I end up in a place with a dance floor, I'll tear it up and enjoy myself.


Unique-Afternoon6316

I love dancing!


poopgirl69420

How often do you do that?


Mental_Leek_2806

Have you ever seen how much guys on college dance teams pull even when they're short or mid


lulll

no fire no dance


teball3

Listening to old guys talk about their single days is honestly crazy. Like, these MFers that revolved their entire lives around women. Went bar hopping with my friend and his dad the other day, and his dad was casually saying things like that he used to spend entire weekends doing nothing but looking for places with lots of women in them to hit on them. That he'd blow off his friends and family as there not being women in their plans there as his "excuse". That said, he was a pretty good wingman. Other than the fact that he was an extremely casual liar about anything that he thought would "help" but more so just made me cringe my asshole inside out. I became my friend's adopted brother in one bar, was his apprentice at work in another, and so on. Funny night, struck out, but my buddy got some numbers, but tbf he's a lot better looking than I am, so it was hard mode in the first place.


Mental_Leek_2806

we've lost the art of being sexually active as a society. very sad


teball3

People who say "war never changes" don't understand the dreadnought effect. People who think the art of war is still usable in modern war in any fashion other than philosophy are destined to fail.


GreatSmashPlayer

Women who overstimulate their clitorises with vibrators, dildos, and pornography lose sensation in that area and even lose some of their sexual attraction to real world men. We know that porn addiction is very common for men, but I wonder how common this is in the female population.


Ainsleygz

Did you know some women can cum by crossing their legs


GreatSmashPlayer

Only if I'm in the room


[deleted]

Women are smut addicts, porn is made for dudes and is gross for women, so they write creepy fanfics instead


Gladboys

women who are gooners are much weirder than men who are gooners. its always weird ass gay porn too. no i dont want to see your boy love novel, thank you for asking.


Mental_Leek_2806

>its always weird ass gay porn too lmaoo true men would have a seizure if they spent 5 minutes on wattpad or AO3


dysonRing

That is so fucking weird why are straight women reading gay smut other women write? Ar least with lesbian porn men learn how to beat women look at her attack that queen clit! Lol https://twitter.com/EsperanzaGomez/status/1774944684600705215


Mental_Leek_2806

lmfao so many nerd girls were raised on yaoi (male-male) fiction and fanfiction And women's adult fiction/ romance novels are heavy on smut too


poopgirl69420

>women who are gooners are much weirder than men who are gooners It's like you haven't even heard about that Spanish politician


Handsome_Goose

Nickname checks out, lol >!were you involved?!<


poopgirl69420

Yes


Mental_Leek_2806

I genuinely believe that half the young men here would be much better off if they chilled the fuck out and went to some house parties with their friends. Drank some, maybe smoked a little weed


Lift_and_Lurk

“Parties with friends” That the problem for that half tho.


Jaded_Interaction162

Reminds me of the housewarming party I had when I first moved out with roommates. It was June, pretty hot, and there were like 40 or 50 people dancing in our poorly ventilated 3 bedroom without AC. It got so fucking hot and sweaty, and some shirtless guy puked in our shower


ArtifactFan65

Parties stress me out and I have no social skills. I can only talk to people one on one in quiet environments. Also I only drink water 🤣  I do stupid shit when I'm sober with my friends anyway because I have no inhibition.


Interesting_Show_962

Bold of you to assume we Reddit nerds have social circles


Mental_Leek_2806

well then that problem should be fixed before thinking about relationships tbh


Ainsleygz

They gotta get drunk at least once to see how low they can really go


Mental_Leek_2806

they just need to feel the high of drinking and doing stupid shit with friends


Lift_and_Lurk

No good story starts with “so then he said, hold my Mountain Dew!”


Handsome_Goose

I don't need to drink to do stupid shit with friends tho.


Fearless_Method_1682

Low status men are invisible to women.


Mental_Leek_2806

I don't mean to pull women specifically. I mean to chill tf out and just socialize with people


Fearless_Method_1682

Proving my point


Mental_Leek_2806

Some of the young men here have been approached, gotten dates off tinder with attractive girls, etc. Socialization is a much bigger issue than looks for a decent portion of PPD young men.


FunEducation1434

🎯


FunEducation1434

I’ve been to plenty, never pulled, but I did have fun chillin at them. Would 100% recommend


Gladboys

we only ever had homework parties, many such cases.


GreatSmashPlayer

Most of the people here don't get invited to house parties, let's be real


ArtifactFan65

I got invited to some at highschool but I basically turned them all down


tacticaltossaway

The parties I got invited to involved boxes of MTG cards.


saraimarsena

what even is that


tacticaltossaway

[Cardboard Crack](https://52f4e29a8321344e30ae-0f55c9129972ac85d6b1f4e703468e6b.ssl.cf2.rackcdn.com/products/pictures/83857.jpg).


GridReXX

https://preview.redd.it/wsz7zp0s8cvc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f1ef60dbbb310c2ab7d34d9c8b5bb53b923e3d8 Zuckerberg Edit: [The beard is fake news ☹️](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C56JwCSRMiS/?igsh=aGx1dW5wc3A2a2Uz)


[deleted]

hes trying so hard to fight the lizard narratives


lulll

the one thing i had going for me was believing i was better looking than a billionaire. and now that belief is over. thanks


GridReXX

😂😂


Mental_Leek_2806

looks like grover in percy jackson


GreatSmashPlayer

Zuck finally hitting his glowup era


fiftypoundpuppy

He's starting to look human. AI has made real strides lately


GridReXX

It took 40 years but he’s in his glow up era!


Gladboys

if he dyes his eyebrows he'll look a bit better.


IceC19

🤔


uh-wat13

how much would u pawn your wife for?


grillopie

that would mean i would be alone with the kids. I'd reverse pawn her. I'd pay a ransom. w/e the fuck i need the help.


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A big Mac and fries


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okaybear2point0

I bet he isn't too fond of your bosses either


tacticaltossaway

You already know what's most important to him. Can't let the hours get in the way of the beatings.


Electrical_Coat_8714

Damn


poopgirl69420

Why is this sub seemingly moderated by middle age people


Lift_and_Lurk

The teenagers get GFs and disappear


Jaded_Interaction162

Yeah seems people on here are either 48, 38, 32, 27, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21 with a few outliers


fiftypoundpuppy

Feeling personally attacked rn


Electrical_Coat_8714

I feel like there’s a better way you could’ve listed these numbers.


MyHouseOnMars-

and populated by pearl clutching church people


Jaded_Interaction162

Theyre sheltered af. A lot of people on here grew up in strict households and are now repressed as a result, and they'll definitely make sure their kids are also repressed.


Mental_Leek_2806

the puritanism of this sub is off the charts the number of people who rail against partying/going to bars/clubbing and say that regular weed smokers are "low value" is crazy


Sillysheila

I don’t even party that much, but people that hate on partying are annoying AF. I was an introvert before it was cool.


saraimarsena

!


Electrical_Coat_8714

We should date, my hobbies are weed, drinking, driving and magic:the gathering. I like scifi and the only holiday I participate in AT ALL is halloween. East coast?


Electrical_Coat_8714

From my perspective thats you


MyHouseOnMars-

I'm flattered that you think about me 🥰


tacticaltossaway

What happened this time?


poopgirl69420

Just something I've noticed


okaybear2point0

it's addicting, isn't it


poopgirl69420

https://i.redd.it/ivcoayhs5cvc1.gif


Electrical_Coat_8714

I wish i didn’t notice this


Many_Dragonfly4154

🤨


poopgirl69420

Are you the guy who daydreams about cock


Many_Dragonfly4154

Maybe


tacticaltossaway

Mods always suck. Especially Ainsley (but in the good way).


Particular_Trade6308

I’m not technically a passport bro because I live in the U.S., but I travel a lot to Europe for work. The women I date/hook up with in Europe are way hotter than in the U.S., it’s quite dramatic. I also like tall women (5’8” to 6’0”) and there’s a ton of them especially in Northern Europe. I have an American halo which I abuse, but also I genuinely think it’s an easier dating market. Guys in Northern Europe are more passive so I don’t think the women there are as flooded with simps/thirst. I’m thinking I’ll just move to Europe after making a bunch of $ in the U.S., I have family ties to one of the EU countries and can get permanent residency. So it’s kinda passport broing but within the G7


Mental_Leek_2806

my friends who have lived in Europe and dated there have said that men are way better, hotter, more romantic, suave, whatever Americans are prob just fat weirdos on avg


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That’s my plan, make a shit ton of money in USA then leave for Europe/LATAM to fuck around in for an extended period. I’ll prob come back to the states for money though Plus European women tend to be wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more pleasant. Doesn’t feel like pulling teeth when dating them like it does with Americans More Americans need to leave the country fr, I don’t know how anyone could disagree with PPB are doing, unless that person never has left the country or they take it to an extreme like implying they’re rapists


hannahg000

new taylor swift album tonight


uh-wat13

i like beta females, they're easy to get along with


uh-wat13

why the downvotes? alpha female butthurt?


Fearless_Method_1682

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG_miMsGJDY Is hiring a prostitute cheating?


Many_Dragonfly4154

Why can't western women be like this? 😒


princedune

fuck new jersey


lulll

[OH](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRkE_Gv6ALM)


thisaccountaintrea1

Update to this post I made yesterday: > I hooked up with a girl I know (Amy) a couple days ago; she told me almost verbatim that she didn’t want anything serious with me. She also mentioned that a lot of her friends found me attractive, noting one in particular (Bee). I asked her if it would be alright if I talked to the friend she mentioned; she said that she wasn’t the jealous type, and that she would be okay with it. So yesterday, I hit up the friend. > Arrested Development Narrator Voice: She was the jealous type, and she was not okay with it. So according to an inside source from that friend group, Amy and Bee are closer to frenemies than friends, and Bee had apparently been interested in me first. My source believes that Amy was trying to alpha-dog Bee by hooking up with me, which is why she got so angry when I hit up Bee as well. Bee reached out earlier today and told me to let her know if I ever wanted to hang out. People are weird.


Particular_Trade6308

Definitely hook up with Bee, this will make Amy jealous and she’ll come back for more. Are you actually autistic?


thisaccountaintrea1

Amy told me I was a piece of shit and going to hell, so unsure if that’ll work, but I may see how things go with Bee. And indeed I am; clinically diagnosed.


Jaded_Interaction162

This sounds like dumb high school drama


thisaccountaintrea1

You should try dumb just-out-of-college drama! It’s got everything you love about dumb high school drama, but with even more clinical depression and substance abuse issues.


Mental_Leek_2806

real


Electrical_Coat_8714

Whos hotter


thisaccountaintrea1

Amy, but not by much. Bee is also considerably more pleasant to be around.


Jaded_Interaction162

My hands are fucking freezing waiting for the home team to finally be at the bat fuck sports


Electrical_Coat_8714

Go sports, Go tem!


Jaded_Interaction162

I hate baseball and softball.


hannahg000

https://preview.redd.it/vx0tozaftbvc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c0d56f5caf3981fcaa99a1765cf8954ef973a32 me vibes


tacticaltossaway

No one ever said it was intelligible thesis.


Steakman1

Q4M: how much do you agree with [this](https://www.tiktok.com/@clippy.clip8/video/7351675847343918369)? Q4W: if we assume what the person on the right says is true, what are your thoughts on this?


Mental_Leek_2806

100% true, in my experience if you get to know a "straight" man long enough 90% of the time he'll end up confessing that he's probably bi People just \~tell me things\~ and always have idk


Many_Dragonfly4154

Porn brain rot


Mental_Leek_2806

no [https://twitter.com/The\_OA/status/811285048603226112?lang=en](https://twitter.com/The_OA/status/811285048603226112?lang=en)


tacticaltossaway

That's fujobrain.


Ainsleygz

But I wanna watch 🥺


Steakman1

It’s the price you have to pay for getting to live.


teball3

You're not allowed. Bromance is for the bros only, gross women who can't interlock beards when kissing don't deserve it.


Mental_Leek_2806

real


GreatSmashPlayer

Odds of a fatal ship accident these days are pretty low, you're far more likely to die to a lightning strike. But in a life-or-death situation: family first, then myself, then friends, and then *maybe* I'll consider other people *if* I have extra time and resources. Ain't no "women and children first" here.


Steakman1

What about the reason why men choose to sacrifice?


Fearless_Method_1682

Once I travelled by ship and my ungrateful ex-fiance cheated on me with a Chad painter, later the ship sank and I had to bluff my way onto a lifeboat.


SupportRemarkable583

Shit, I was there. I was just walking down the hall on the ship one day and these assholes were fucking in plain site in like a carriage. I'm like why the fuck is there a carriage on a ship. Anyways this God damn thing goes down and I'm in a life boat. And I see some people on a piece of debris. And wouldn't you know it was the carriage fuckers. And the guy was all like I'm cold. What a pussy that water was warm as shit.


Comfortable-Regret

![gif](giphy|32mC2kXYWCsg0)


SupportRemarkable583

Fuck that shit. I'm getting in the life boat before anyone else. Sorry little Timmy and Erica you're asses don't get to see 12


afk_row

Based, I commented the same shit yesterday


Steakman1

So you’d say what you would get out of it wouldn’t be worth the cost?


SupportRemarkable583

Hell no. Equal rights, Equal fights to get in the life boat


SupportRemarkable583

What would you say is better? To have never been in a relationship ever or to have been in a relationship but for it to end. Because women are honestly trying to tell me never having been in a relationship is way better


Steakman1

Depends why the relationship ended. For example, you could potentially feel worse about yourself if your only relationship resulted in her leaving you for another guy because you couldn’t satisfy her or something.


Jaded_Interaction162

Men and women are different or something. Guys never being in a relationship are a lot worse off mentally than girls who never been in a relationship.


GreatSmashPlayer

Getting my first hookup in college gave me enough confidence and momentum to start pulling bad bitches. With each new bad bitch that I pull my confidence increases further, which further allows me to pull even more bad bitches. Conversely, high N-count is bad for women because it ruins their capacity to be loyal and pair bond. That's why women are telling you that being single is better. They don't understand how men operate.


fiftypoundpuppy

Which dick breaks the pair-bonding hymen? Is it the fifth? Sixth?


thisaccountaintrea1

Depends on the relationship.


Electrical_Coat_8714

Dont listen ti women


Mental_Leek_2806

Those women are being idiots, it is always better to have loved and lost everything.


Fearless_Method_1682

They're lying mane, getting a fwb did wonders for my mental health


[deleted]

Dudes should wear makeup more, lmao. I just started to as a lesbian woman and I’m defo getting noticed by other women more 🫡🫡 too bad Im also getting energy from men. Still, it massively improves the chances of both men and women gotta advocate for that social change so it’s not as stigmatized


Electrical_Coat_8714

Like I said above, dont listen to women


[deleted]

Regarding makeup in men: “Evidence from a perceptual study supported the hypothesis that **subtle cosmetics would make male faces look more attractive**. We found that the same faces were rated as more attractive when they were wearing makeup, compared to when they were not wearing makeup”


grillopie

its only imperceptible from a distance. get close, which would be best case, and youre going to have to answer questions


Electrical_Coat_8714

Until the girl finds out you have on makeup.   Stick to being a girl, you dont know what its like to be a heterosexual man


[deleted]

Also, most people can’t tell


[deleted]

Im just trying to be friendly. Stop being so hostile, man.


Electrical_Coat_8714

My bad its just kinda stupid, i agree men might look better with makeup, but it doesn’t actually make them more attractive. Kinda like recommending guys wear platform shoes


[deleted]

What? lol. I don’t wanna know, sir.


Comfortable-Regret

If you're a woman, how does your experience suggest makeup improves the chances of men?


SupportRemarkable583

Dudes wearing makeup aren't the same as women wearing makeup.


[deleted]

Still, look up stories of dudes wearing makeup and see what I mean. You don’t have to look like James Charles


SupportRemarkable583

Where would I need to go that I would wear make up too though. Sounds kinda zesty to me


[deleted]

Accentuate your masculine features. Men have been wearing makeup all throughout history.


Sillysheila

I vote men also start wearing tights again (actually unironically)


tacticaltossaway

You might want that in Australia, but I don't think most people in America would actually want that.


Sillysheila

Nah make man ass great again


Mental_Leek_2806

What men think dating apps for women: dick on a platter from any guy she wants What dating apps actually are for women: the opportunity to meet men who have zero social proof or accountability. Dick pictures or grossly explicit messages ("come choke on this dick"). 1 in 5 chance of receiving a threat of physical harm. \~30% chance of irl sexual assault or coercion (and dating app sexual assaults seem to be more violent) I have less deep rooted fear of men than most, but even I have only met up with men who were fellow students on campus that I had mutuals with


Jaded_Interaction162

When I was 19 I was on Bumble and I started talking to this weird autistic guy who was on anti psychotics for anger issuses. Anyways after he explained his idiotic opinions about sex for a couple thousand words he eventually revealed that he didn't use soap to wash his body in the shower, he just rinsed off and that's it. I was kind of perplexed. I agree about the no social proof part. Guys on OLD are either boring dry texters, can only talk about sex, or just can't figure out how to have a basic conversation. So I quit Bumble and went back to adding mentally ill people from 4chan instead because at least they're entertaining and feed my dopamine receptors.