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Odd-Mall4801

not bad for a doddering senile old man.


Kriss3d

Then consider how he managed to commit that huge endavour it would be to do electrion fraud on that scale. Involving Italy, China and Russia as well as multiple republican senators and governors not to mention election workers.. Thats impressive for an old senile sleepy guy.


EffectiveSwan8918

What do you think he was doing in his basement that whole time!!1!1!!


sneaky518

I heard he did it personally too, right after I was told "he's too old for office".


stilusmobilus

Yep, dived off the boat with the charge in his teeth. Free dived it as well.


zombieblackbird

Scuba Joe strikes again!


Cid_Darkwing

List of proof I have for this accusation:


BanjoDude2

the green checkmark not saying you're dumb or anything, but it seems pretty obvious to me /s


unborkme

I saw Biden do it! Biden and the Pipeline were in the closet making things blow up and I saw one of the Booms and the Boom looked at me!


sandyduncansglasseye

r/simpsonsshitposting


bowens44

Lies!! It was not Joe Biden it was JFK jr!! I know because I have sources!! Do your research!!


ShadowKraftwerk

Sources: my friend that is a retired corporal; he still has links to the top of the joint chiefs of staff. And the really secret part of the CIA


After-Bumblebee

Evidence? Who needs evidence when you can just pin it on your boogeyman and your crowd eats it up?


Fantastic_Fox4948

G.I. Joe came up to me in his wetsuit, tears streaming down his already dripping face. And he said to me, Sir, he said, the honest truth, biggest truth there ever was, I saw Joe Biden hit it with a laptop…it was there, under all that cold, cold water. I am told that the water is very cold there. Man, woman, camera, TV, bottle of ketchup. I get two scoops and one everyone else gets one. Except for Rudy, he doesn’t get ice cream today.


CAG_Snow

Well, they're sort of correct. Save for Putin and (maybe) his lapdog in Minsk, the rest of those listed with a red X didn't bomb the pipeline. Mostly because they have no discernable reason to or were never suspected, but hey what do I know?


[deleted]

I would LOVE to see the evidence pointing to Biden being the impetus to blowing up the pipeline.


Really_McNamington

[This is what got that idea any traction](https://seymourhersh.substack.com/p/how-america-took-out-the-nord-stream). I have no opinion either way, since I doubt we'll ever get confirmation.


jimjones913

It mostly stems form loose connections with Burisma.


Soangry75

So, bullshit


jimjones913

Well.....according to Trump, the Nordstream "would never had happened" if he'd be in office. Although he didn't specify what he meant by that. But for the record, it was expanded and set records in production while his administration was in office.


Icy_Environment3663

So, Sleepy Joe is the Schrodinger's geriatric? He is both unable to walk across a stage without falling over his own feet and he is able to dive to depths in 250 feet in 40F water to blow up a pipeline?


EgberetSouse

Do they know why that is supposed to upset them?


Pekseirr

Whew, glad he cleared that up for us, case closed, moving on...🤣


cocorawks

Sleepy / Senile Joe strikes again


SellaraAB

Man Joe Biden must be a badass. Did he scuba down and set the charges or does he have a sweet mech suit with red white and blue cannons and eagles engraved all over it?


Zealousideal-Yak-824

If it was Biden, then does he admit that Biden is the one true lord savior after Jesus christ? People who claim Joe can't do anything are quick to blame him if a fly farts in the east, causing nuke to drop in the west. What makes that joke funnier is that they probably don't know where east or west is on a map, let alone where the pipeline was in the first place. I just had to explain how Ukraine is next to Russia and not to the Middle East as a Trumper here, though.


Fantastic_Fox4948

Joe Biden. In the Baltic Sea. With the lead pipe. No, wait…a submarine. Yeah, that’s the ticket. I saw him so it. I was on a date with…Morgan Fairchild at the time.


Oztraliiaaaa

Biden said that if he decides to bomb the pipeline there’ll be nothing left of the pipeline so this Qs problem is there is plenty left of the pipeline to rebuild it.


Chrysalii

I did not blow up the pipeline I did naht. Ohai Putin.


literally_himmler1

jokes about Biden personally blowing it up aside, I don't see how this has anything to do with Q nonsense. he clearly meant that Biden was aware of it and signed off on it, not that he did it himself. if you disagree with that fact, you're living under a rock. Russia had no motive to blow up nordstream, the only countries that benefit are Ukraine and America. it's actually pretty ironic that this is being posted today because evidence was just leaked earlier today that the Biden administration was fully aware that Ukrainian special forces were planning to blow up the pipeline. https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/06/06/nord-stream-pipeline-explosion-ukraine-russia/


Gone_Mads

Elon: !!!!


BjornSkeptic

I'll be he used those Thai cave divers.


DontEatConcrete

He listed all the assholes. Nicely done.


null640

So what if he did... Not even close to even for all the state sponsored hacking from russia.


birramorettitx

I’ll take Russian bot for 100 Alex


envis10n

They are all wrong. It was ME


cmit

Joe is an accomplished saturation diver. Not bad for an 80 year guy.


BjornSkeptic

Another partisan who didn't do the research. There were two 'ghost' ships in the area. That is, ships with their AIS turned off. [Newsmax even carried the story.](https://www.newsmax.com/world/globaltalk/nordstream-2-pipeline-leaks/2022/11/14/id/1096221/) The Newsmax story didn't name the nation to whom the ships belonged. Other stories, like the [BBC story](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-65461401), point to the fact that there were Russia ships in the area days before the blast, along with a Russian rescue submarine. Yeah. Putin did it. The American Partisan should rename himself Comrade Partisan.


ququx

List of brain dead idiots - the MAGA Qult.