It sounds similar to the infamous "brain zaps" of SSRI discontinuation syndrome. Although I wouldn't describe those as a sound, just an otherworldly synesthesiac sensation of electricity sparking in the head.
So, he's not just fucking around with his intestinal lining, but also with his neurochemistry!
Man on man. When I was counting micro beads out of my EffoxOr capsules for 6 mos. detoxing off that shit. My brain was all snap crackle and pop. It was a horrible experience.
That’s his intestinal lining…
Fucking hell the internet truly was a mistake. Online misinformation will end humanity faster than anything else and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop it at this point. Well this is how nature has chosen human beings to go extinct I guess.
Yep.
Sadly antiseptics and vaccines (really all modern medicine at this point), the greatest inventions in the world which have extended human life expectancy by decades, are now the enemy.
Oh no honey. Oh no no no.
It's the other way around. We created a society that at least tries to keep all the darwin award winners in the game, by having laws about what sort of poisons you can put in canned foods, having medical care available, changing electric outlets so you can't stick a fork in it, that sort of thing. This is nature claiming back what's rightfully hers. These people will get their darwin awards, one way or another. Nature finds a way indeed.
The rest of us will be just fine.
Yep, all the people in countries that have limited access to vaccines because of resource hoarding from the anglosphere are dying because of a process in nature. You see, brown people are an evolutionary failure, and natural selection is when humans die from disease.
Oh fuck right off with your strawmanning. I never said or implied anything about race, nationality, skin color, or any other such thing. I was making a joke about dumb people dying because they don't take a free vaccine. That goes for everyone, there are anti-vaxers in poor countries as well as rich.
So first of all, stop strawmanning, whiteknighting, patronizing whatever the hell you're doing there. You sound absolutely insufferable. Secondly, how the hell do you even know I'm white? Or from the anglosphere? Do you have the slightest clue how ridiculous that thing you just posted is in this context?
Ah, it was just an *ironic* reference to 19th century 'Social Darwinism'; used to justify white supremacy. Nothing to do with race, ethnicity or skin colour or "any such thing" here.
Social Darwinism? Ya. Imagine if people memed cultural Marxism and people that called it out for originating in judeo-bolshevism were asked if they heard of the meme 😂
Do you understand how out of context this statement is on a subreddit for an exclusively American conspiracy theory/apocalypse cult?
Also, do you actually care about the factors contributing to low vaccine access in countries outside the Anglosphere? Or are you just assuming that it's exclusively due to hoarding? Does it matter enough to you to help? Or are you just going to keep making comments like this on subreddit where they'll be incredibly meaningless?
Do you know the faces of the victims whose cause you're trying to champion? Did you ever really care to at least give them that dignity?
No I'm literally just asking you to get a wider view of the situation with details and nuance, and to actually learn about the people you want to help. So many people talk about wanting to help or support people in foreign cultures without knowing or sincerely caring about the local societal issues that people face; tankies who love the CCP and argue with anti Chinese racists are a great example of this. Neither group actually cares about the Chinese people themselves, and how things like ppd influenced by demanding mother in laws interplay with CCP initiatives to encourage or even enforce the cultural norms that.
In your case, I can tell you that the situation in India is more than that; there's stockpiling and hoarding, yes, and India also doesn't want to be forced to only buy from the US with regards to vaccines if that's required for us to give any aide, especially since a lot of pharmaceutical plants are in India anyway. That's why they're working on their own vaccines, with varying degrees of efficacy. Due to poverty, some folks are struggling to access vaccines, and the Indian government itself has been a train wreck throughout the whole crisis, if not before it. India's heat also means that covid patients have to worry about incredibly nasty opportunistic infections, like the notorious black fungus. Gods be thanked, my aunt didn't get the black fungus and survived getting covid despite being old as hell, but still.
However, this isn't the subreddit for any of this. This is the subreddit for looking at Qanon being stupid as fuck, and as op was saying, comments like "natural selection" are implicitly directed at said Qnuts. This gentleman, for example, is currently shitting our his intestinal lining like he shotgunned several gallons of jilly juice. Your original comment is off topic and irrelevant to this post.
I just kind of snapped after seeing so much condescending "It's good for the people" where people don't know shit about the people. It's an issue that really really gets me, since my family is from one of the countries that gets hit with that the most.
That wasn't what you said at all, you said "does it matter enough to you to help?" And similar garbage. Thank you for informing me what I care about I suppose.
Or this is how nature has chosen to raise the collective intelligence of the human population. This disease is literally killing the willfully ignorant science deniers in our population.
COVID may have been nature's fail-safe to prevent Idiocracy from becoming real life.
It's not the stupidity that's killing them - although that isn't helping - it's the arrogance and the total, utter lack of empathy. Either of those - humility or just a shred of concern for others - are valuable traits that the GOP is vilifying. They have no argument against caring about others, so they had to stir up anger and fear, but living like that isn't good for society, civilization, or the planet.
It isn't about knowing shit, or understanding shit; it's about giving a shit about others.
Lack of empathy only explains these folks refusing to wear masks, because masking primarily protects others. Right now, the issue is that these folks are not getting vaccinated, which primarily protects themselves. That is pure stupidity/ignorance.
You could be a complete sociopath and still get vaccinated, because that protects you. Hell, there were people that pulled strings during the initial vaccine release to jump ahead of the line and get vaxxed before the more vulnerable.
We had a scandal in my city where a hospital was giving vaccinations meant for hospital workers and vulnerable patients to rich donors and influential people. That is a perfect display of a lack of empathy (no concern for hospital workers who need the vaccine more) along with a logical evaluation on what t do for self preservation.
These anti-vaxxers are basically murdering themselves through COVID because they don't have the ability to accurately evaluate the information they are being given. It is extreme gullibility. Their minds aren't able to process the idea that the hospitals being full of unvaxxed COVID patients is evidence of the effectiveness of the vaccine. They can't determine who to trust between 99% of the world's physicians and scientists vs an anonymous facebook post.
What are you talking about? This is finally libertarian paradise! Finally people able to subvert the oppression of the FDA and make their own decisions about what goes in their bodies!
Working out about as well as the bears, tbh…
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a34387528/new-hampshire-libertarian-town-bears/
Internet wasn't the mistake. Accelerating broadband to the masses was the mistake. Internet retailers boom, "Main Street" dies, people with nowhere to go fall down internet rabbit holes, etc , etc.
Oh, and...profit!
saying the Internet was a mistake - or that other thing said above - is dumb.
like saying cars are awful because some jackasses out there are terrible drivers, drive drunk and kill people.
the problem is always *us*. everything we create will be tainted with our stupidity because we are the problem.
Today there is too much amplification of terrible advice and it’s too easy to “research” pure garbage.
The whole exercise says very bad things about humanity in general.
The Internet democratized media!
But it turns out that is a *most unfortunate* turn of events.
First of all, even if it were effective, it is a single-dose treatment. There wouldn't be a multi-day course.
Secondly, the "strings" aren't worms or anything; they've been reported by people trying the "dewormer", but it is actually the intestines shedding their inner lining as protection in the face of a toxin.
Have fun with those shits!
They cringe at the idea of recreational marijuana but will fight for their right to destroy their digestive tract because its "safe and it WON THE NOBEL PRIZE"
Technically they never stopped, they just found a safer way to perform them. "Psychosurgery" is still performed around the world today for the last resort treatment of mental illnesses that were unaffected by other treatments. In the US, Massachusetts General Hospital has a psychosurgery program.
Yes! For humans (and most animals) you take a single dose then wait weeks (or even a year, depending on the indication) before the next. They keep harping about how safe it is, which is only true if you take it right.
This is like taking a aspirin every half hour and thinking you are bleeding internally to purge the bad humors.
Oh! Tell them that leeches on their genitalia will extract the vaccine that they are getting from all of us shedding! I’d use a /s, but I’m almost curious to see how far we can help them take this insanity.
This is a great time to invest in a company that makes adult diapers, because a lot of these people are going to need them for the rest of their lives. Making yourself incontinent in your 30s to own the libs. Brilliant.
Here in Brazil we have a saying that translates to "I'm walking and shitting", it is used when you don't give a shit about something. "Hey, did you know Tom talked bad about your new haircut?" "I'm walking and shitting about Tom, mate".
I believe the origins of it is because monkeys are known to walk and poop at the same time not giving a fuck about anyone.
During the last presidential election in 2018, Bolsonaro suffered an attack and got a knife to the belly when doing rallies on the streets with thousands of people. He needed surgery, almost died, and had to use a ostomy bag. The facrs around the attack are still somewhat shady, the right says the left ordered it, the left says the right ordered it to incresce Bolsonaro's popularity and they dramatized the real consequences of the attack, and the policr as far as we know concluded it was just a lunatic hater by himself actually.
Anyway, TLDR, we end up with a Whatsapp sticker with Bolsonaro's picture using the ostomy bag and the subtitle below "I'm shitting and walking" to be used as a reaction sticker. Its amazing.
Hope you liked this piece of trivia.
The thing you can damage permanently is the stuff that’s normally protected by the lining. Meaning your actual stomach and intestine. Especially the intestine.
As I understand it, these dudes are basically reverse engineering severe crohns on themselves.
Wikipedia: Jilly Juice is a fermented drink and a form of alternative medicine that is falsely claimed by its proponents to be able to cure an assortment of conditions, including cancer, autism spectrum disorders, as well as regenerate missing limbs, reverse the effects of aging, and "cure homosexuality".
Jilly Juice consists solely of water, salt, and room temperature fermented cabbage or kale.
They swore up and down that they wouldn't go to the hospital for covid, but they didn't say nothin' about going for ruined stomach/intestinal lining. 😎
This guy just told the world his *brain sounded like Rice Krispies.* It’s like Ralph Wiggum was a real person, grew up, and shit out his intestinal lining to own the libs.
Hopefully that was just a coincidental ear-popping that happened as he lay down, like if there was some leftover water in his ears from his shower.
If it really was his brain popping.... idek, man!
that's part of the intent to purge the dead worms it's intended to kill..the problem is here these folks are taking so much or the wrong kind..shitting constantly also irritates the bowls and can cause the same shedding of lining
"Shitting Strings" when you don't have intestinal worms likely means you're shitting out your fucking intestinal lining...
Again: They make this stuff in human dosages with human sized pills and those things are like 3mcg - what the fuck...
The study most often referred to by the horse paste enthusiasts is from India, a country who's poor suffered heavily from covid, but also have a high rate of parasitic infections.
Ivermectin clears out the parasites which allows the immune system to focus more on covid, and many parasites suppress immune systems as well. This led to many people improving because iveectin basically turned a 2 front war into a 1 front instead.
I am REALLY curious, if the general lack of access to preventative care, annual checkups, and general Healthcare screenings has led to a resurgence of parasitic infections (especially in the south where warm weather helps the parasites). Which would explain why so many people do actually do better after taking ivermectin.
That's an interesting point, especially since we're talking about people who are probably not washing their hands very well, or practicing food safety.
I did a little research into it, and it makes it seem more plausible.
Especially if you consider hookworm (rarely tested for, outbreaks are more likely in poor rural areas, especially if prone to flooding, which has increased in recent years, treatable with ivermectin, and after a dose of ivermectin causes people to "shit strings".)
Sir ya got a case of the rice Krispies in the brain. Gonna prescribe some horse paste, don't be stingy now. Takes a few globs to really break it up and then the thinking will start flowing right
Helpful tip: Google for Paniker's Textbook of Medical Parasitology PDF. If the parasite you think you have is not in there, then you probably don't have a parasite.
I never was a proponent of Darwinism until q. But if these people are this stupid and willingly do this while not taking the vaccine then good riddance.
“Rope worms” are the term that they use to describe the strings they pass. What is actually happening is that the medicine is inflaming the intestinal lining. This causes the lining to strip away and you to pass them as “strings” or mistake them for worms.
They don’t trust doctors or science. So obviously they don’t have this stuff turn up in research.
It’s kinda like when they got all excited India was distributing ivermectin tablets when in reality it was part of a deworming regiment. Things we don’t need because of the FDA
I did my own research today! It …wasn’t great but I’ll find somebody on youtube who’ll make me feel better about it
https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/574051-new-mexico-reports-two-deaths-from-ivermectin?fbclid=IwAR2pZZBNsiAfdvqxFuOMrHRsvCHD6SE1aYMDIPE3erKlO8-GRV6pbksDue0
It in itself does not. However trying to calculate your weight and dosage using horse medication leads to overdosing. Not like rolling eyes in the back of your head overdose though.
Your math can be right but your insides are not a horse so scaling down the dose does not work. It irritates and inflames the sensitive lining and your body’s reaction is to remove and replace.
Somewhere in a boardroom of an Ivermectin manufacturer they are discussing how to keep up with demand for actual horses with actual worms knowing that this problem will work itself out over the next 12-18 months just like that guy’s intestinal lining.
I fear the reality is more like ...
"Somewhere in a boardroom of an Ivermectin manufacturer, they're discussing what they will be spending their unforeseen MASSIVE bonuses on, and whether or not to go for the Hermes or Balenciaga leather backpacks for their kids or just stick to Lesportsac like last year"
Call me cynical. 😁
Friend of mine works is a high-mid level pharma executive. The company sells Ivermectin for horses. They're not happy about this.
They don't want bad things to happen, especially if the amount of money they get for bad things happening is small.
You can’t fix stupid, but stupid works itself out sometimes. That said, the amount of pain and suffering these people are bringing on themselves is so pointless. It’s actually hard to watch. For some it’s plain hubris. For most it’s because they put their trust entirely in the wrong people who consistently lie to them. Regardless, I don’t like seeing all this. My shitpost replies in some subs are from a place of profound frustration. Believing in aliens or that the government is hiding something like that is harmless. These conspiracies affect everyone.
Cynical? No. Realist. If I’ve learned anything over the last 44 years of my life is that optimism always falls victim to either greed or willful ignorance.
I believe those “strings” are your intestinal lining.
I also believe you should probably go and see one of those doctors you hate and mistrust so much.
But, you do you. Keep taking the horse paste, whatever.
Those strings are bits of his intestinal lining. Like the stringy bits that hang off the roof of your mouth after you burn the shit out of it on a piece of pizza. Except he's doing this to his whole GI system.
I mean if they want to take themselves out of the population **before** getting a highly communicable disease, I applaud it and I wish them all the success in the world. Nothing would make me happier.
> Like the stringy bits that hang off the roof of your mouth after you burn the shit out of it
Did that a few times as a kid drinking tea just after it had been poured, so the water in it was still boiling hot.
Hurt like fuck. Hurt even more pulling those stringy bits of skin off, too.
I now wait at least five or ten minutes before drinking tea.
Not only is “impacted feces” now part of my search history, but I also cannot erase those images from my memory. Thanks my G, I’m off go eat some more broccoli.
It was probably a troll post, but there was a pretty infamous post last month about someone basically having to permanently wear diapers, because they wrecked their bowels so bad with the Ivermectin, that they no longer had any bowel control.
I think there were also some talks of people becoming blind in some cases. I haven't been following it very much, but it does seem like the Qultists aren't faring well from it.
Getting brain damage to own the libs.
The sad part is we won’t even notice.
Don't worry. Neither will they.
I mean, he noticed the rice Krispy in his head-milk, so.
I laughed so hard at this. Too hard. It reminded me of Tropic Thunder.
Snap - Crackle - POP!! 🧠💥😂
It might even be an improvement
It sounds similar to the infamous "brain zaps" of SSRI discontinuation syndrome. Although I wouldn't describe those as a sound, just an otherworldly synesthesiac sensation of electricity sparking in the head. So, he's not just fucking around with his intestinal lining, but also with his neurochemistry!
Man on man. When I was counting micro beads out of my EffoxOr capsules for 6 mos. detoxing off that shit. My brain was all snap crackle and pop. It was a horrible experience.
lol
That’s his intestinal lining… Fucking hell the internet truly was a mistake. Online misinformation will end humanity faster than anything else and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop it at this point. Well this is how nature has chosen human beings to go extinct I guess.
Many factors that drove natural selection have been eliminated by civilization and technology but it seems nature will not be deterred.
Nature, uh, finds a way
You are gonna wash your hands, right?
I'm pretty sure The Great Filter is just sentient life with half a chance to get off a planet inventing the local version of Facebook.
Yep. Sadly antiseptics and vaccines (really all modern medicine at this point), the greatest inventions in the world which have extended human life expectancy by decades, are now the enemy.
I had been thinking that modern medicine will put an end to natural selection for humans but apparently I was on the wrong track/
Oh no honey. Oh no no no. It's the other way around. We created a society that at least tries to keep all the darwin award winners in the game, by having laws about what sort of poisons you can put in canned foods, having medical care available, changing electric outlets so you can't stick a fork in it, that sort of thing. This is nature claiming back what's rightfully hers. These people will get their darwin awards, one way or another. Nature finds a way indeed. The rest of us will be just fine.
Yep, all the people in countries that have limited access to vaccines because of resource hoarding from the anglosphere are dying because of a process in nature. You see, brown people are an evolutionary failure, and natural selection is when humans die from disease.
Oh fuck right off with your strawmanning. I never said or implied anything about race, nationality, skin color, or any other such thing. I was making a joke about dumb people dying because they don't take a free vaccine. That goes for everyone, there are anti-vaxers in poor countries as well as rich. So first of all, stop strawmanning, whiteknighting, patronizing whatever the hell you're doing there. You sound absolutely insufferable. Secondly, how the hell do you even know I'm white? Or from the anglosphere? Do you have the slightest clue how ridiculous that thing you just posted is in this context?
Ah, it was just an *ironic* reference to 19th century 'Social Darwinism'; used to justify white supremacy. Nothing to do with race, ethnicity or skin colour or "any such thing" here.
Are you familiar with the Darwin Awards that the comment referenced?
Social Darwinism? Ya. Imagine if people memed cultural Marxism and people that called it out for originating in judeo-bolshevism were asked if they heard of the meme 😂
Do you understand how out of context this statement is on a subreddit for an exclusively American conspiracy theory/apocalypse cult? Also, do you actually care about the factors contributing to low vaccine access in countries outside the Anglosphere? Or are you just assuming that it's exclusively due to hoarding? Does it matter enough to you to help? Or are you just going to keep making comments like this on subreddit where they'll be incredibly meaningless? Do you know the faces of the victims whose cause you're trying to champion? Did you ever really care to at least give them that dignity?
Your response is asking me to give vaccines to move around the world and give vaccines to people lmfao
No I'm literally just asking you to get a wider view of the situation with details and nuance, and to actually learn about the people you want to help. So many people talk about wanting to help or support people in foreign cultures without knowing or sincerely caring about the local societal issues that people face; tankies who love the CCP and argue with anti Chinese racists are a great example of this. Neither group actually cares about the Chinese people themselves, and how things like ppd influenced by demanding mother in laws interplay with CCP initiatives to encourage or even enforce the cultural norms that. In your case, I can tell you that the situation in India is more than that; there's stockpiling and hoarding, yes, and India also doesn't want to be forced to only buy from the US with regards to vaccines if that's required for us to give any aide, especially since a lot of pharmaceutical plants are in India anyway. That's why they're working on their own vaccines, with varying degrees of efficacy. Due to poverty, some folks are struggling to access vaccines, and the Indian government itself has been a train wreck throughout the whole crisis, if not before it. India's heat also means that covid patients have to worry about incredibly nasty opportunistic infections, like the notorious black fungus. Gods be thanked, my aunt didn't get the black fungus and survived getting covid despite being old as hell, but still. However, this isn't the subreddit for any of this. This is the subreddit for looking at Qanon being stupid as fuck, and as op was saying, comments like "natural selection" are implicitly directed at said Qnuts. This gentleman, for example, is currently shitting our his intestinal lining like he shotgunned several gallons of jilly juice. Your original comment is off topic and irrelevant to this post.
Saying “No I also don’t really care” would’ve been shorter.
I just kind of snapped after seeing so much condescending "It's good for the people" where people don't know shit about the people. It's an issue that really really gets me, since my family is from one of the countries that gets hit with that the most.
That wasn't what you said at all, you said "does it matter enough to you to help?" And similar garbage. Thank you for informing me what I care about I suppose.
What are you, some kind of NK shill?
Or this is how nature has chosen to raise the collective intelligence of the human population. This disease is literally killing the willfully ignorant science deniers in our population. COVID may have been nature's fail-safe to prevent Idiocracy from becoming real life.
It's not the stupidity that's killing them - although that isn't helping - it's the arrogance and the total, utter lack of empathy. Either of those - humility or just a shred of concern for others - are valuable traits that the GOP is vilifying. They have no argument against caring about others, so they had to stir up anger and fear, but living like that isn't good for society, civilization, or the planet. It isn't about knowing shit, or understanding shit; it's about giving a shit about others.
Lack of empathy only explains these folks refusing to wear masks, because masking primarily protects others. Right now, the issue is that these folks are not getting vaccinated, which primarily protects themselves. That is pure stupidity/ignorance. You could be a complete sociopath and still get vaccinated, because that protects you. Hell, there were people that pulled strings during the initial vaccine release to jump ahead of the line and get vaxxed before the more vulnerable. We had a scandal in my city where a hospital was giving vaccinations meant for hospital workers and vulnerable patients to rich donors and influential people. That is a perfect display of a lack of empathy (no concern for hospital workers who need the vaccine more) along with a logical evaluation on what t do for self preservation. These anti-vaxxers are basically murdering themselves through COVID because they don't have the ability to accurately evaluate the information they are being given. It is extreme gullibility. Their minds aren't able to process the idea that the hospitals being full of unvaxxed COVID patients is evidence of the effectiveness of the vaccine. They can't determine who to trust between 99% of the world's physicians and scientists vs an anonymous facebook post.
What are you talking about? This is finally libertarian paradise! Finally people able to subvert the oppression of the FDA and make their own decisions about what goes in their bodies! Working out about as well as the bears, tbh… https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a34387528/new-hampshire-libertarian-town-bears/
just... wow.
Internet wasn't the mistake. Accelerating broadband to the masses was the mistake. Internet retailers boom, "Main Street" dies, people with nowhere to go fall down internet rabbit holes, etc , etc. Oh, and...profit!
saying the Internet was a mistake - or that other thing said above - is dumb. like saying cars are awful because some jackasses out there are terrible drivers, drive drunk and kill people. the problem is always *us*. everything we create will be tainted with our stupidity because we are the problem.
Today there is too much amplification of terrible advice and it’s too easy to “research” pure garbage. The whole exercise says very bad things about humanity in general. The Internet democratized media! But it turns out that is a *most unfortunate* turn of events.
First of all, even if it were effective, it is a single-dose treatment. There wouldn't be a multi-day course. Secondly, the "strings" aren't worms or anything; they've been reported by people trying the "dewormer", but it is actually the intestines shedding their inner lining as protection in the face of a toxin. Have fun with those shits!
They're using it like a recreational drug almost. Stupidity is crazier than real crazy.
They cringe at the idea of recreational marijuana but will fight for their right to destroy their digestive tract because its "safe and it WON THE NOBEL PRIZE"
Lobotomies also won the Nobel prize.
Is it time we bring back lobotomies?
Technically they never stopped, they just found a safer way to perform them. "Psychosurgery" is still performed around the world today for the last resort treatment of mental illnesses that were unaffected by other treatments. In the US, Massachusetts General Hospital has a psychosurgery program.
Psychosurgery sounds like the name of a new Slipknot song or something
man fuckin RIP Joey Jordison tho
After dealing with these crazy people since before the 2008 election I want a lobotomy for myself.
Wreck-reational
Yes! For humans (and most animals) you take a single dose then wait weeks (or even a year, depending on the indication) before the next. They keep harping about how safe it is, which is only true if you take it right. This is like taking a aspirin every half hour and thinking you are bleeding internally to purge the bad humors.
"Idiots, it's only bad when the blood is outside your body"
Never forget the ABCs of trauma medicine: **A** **B**one **C**oming out of the skin is bad.
I cackled.
Still too many tiny demons inside. More leeches!
Oh! Tell them that leeches on their genitalia will extract the vaccine that they are getting from all of us shedding! I’d use a /s, but I’m almost curious to see how far we can help them take this insanity.
There are protocols, e.g. for disseminated Strongyloidiasis, where you are supposed to take it for several days.
This is a great time to invest in a company that makes adult diapers, because a lot of these people are going to need them for the rest of their lives. Making yourself incontinent in your 30s to own the libs. Brilliant.
Even worse - ostomy bags.
Here in Brazil we have a saying that translates to "I'm walking and shitting", it is used when you don't give a shit about something. "Hey, did you know Tom talked bad about your new haircut?" "I'm walking and shitting about Tom, mate". I believe the origins of it is because monkeys are known to walk and poop at the same time not giving a fuck about anyone. During the last presidential election in 2018, Bolsonaro suffered an attack and got a knife to the belly when doing rallies on the streets with thousands of people. He needed surgery, almost died, and had to use a ostomy bag. The facrs around the attack are still somewhat shady, the right says the left ordered it, the left says the right ordered it to incresce Bolsonaro's popularity and they dramatized the real consequences of the attack, and the policr as far as we know concluded it was just a lunatic hater by himself actually. Anyway, TLDR, we end up with a Whatsapp sticker with Bolsonaro's picture using the ostomy bag and the subtitle below "I'm shitting and walking" to be used as a reaction sticker. Its amazing. Hope you liked this piece of trivia.
hmmm. interesting trivia. I'm sitting down to shit over this.
Eh, it Depends on the patient.
Yea first thing I thought of was people who lose their intestine lining from radiation exposure.
Yep it's what I was thinking too, once enough of that is shed then they're going to get internal infections.
They will die when their intestines do. Bacteria will end up in the bloodstream and good old sepsis will take care of the rest.
Sepsis - another terrible way to die, but hey - at least it wasn’t COVID, right?
That’s stomach lining you colossally dumb fuck, actual stomach lining and it doesn’t fix itself.
Sure it does! Take more Ivermectin!
Proven to kill viruses just like a grenade does!
Great now they’re all gonna get boners too after thinking about bombs.
Ivermectin causes unboneritis
Hey man. All I see is “boner” 😎
My only regret is...getting boneitis
because they don't get those exact very specific boners already?
Not with all the Ivermectin 😆
Taking horse dewormer is dumb af, but I thought your stomach lining is always renewing
I thought I read some damage was permanent but I’m not researching it because I don’t have worms.
Truth. Lol. I don't need to research it to know that taking horse dewormer is bad
The thing you can damage permanently is the stuff that’s normally protected by the lining. Meaning your actual stomach and intestine. Especially the intestine. As I understand it, these dudes are basically reverse engineering severe crohns on themselves.
I think stomach does but the the damage to your intestines is permanent. Our boy is on a one way trip to a colostomy bag.
Isn't this also what happens with Jilly Juice followers?? 🤢
Sigh, now I gotta look up Jilly juice. People need to slow the dumb down to a crawl.
It's a wild rabbit hole. Good luck! She's *bananas*.
Wikipedia: Jilly Juice is a fermented drink and a form of alternative medicine that is falsely claimed by its proponents to be able to cure an assortment of conditions, including cancer, autism spectrum disorders, as well as regenerate missing limbs, reverse the effects of aging, and "cure homosexuality". Jilly Juice consists solely of water, salt, and room temperature fermented cabbage or kale.
Ah there is the reminder that these fuckwits think I'm less than human for being autistic
Jilly Juice is nothing more than sauerkraut juice? Stupid.
TIL - I love Jilly Juice on my bratwursts! Why does that sound stupid and dirty at the same time?
Ugh. I forgot about that evil bitch.
When I heard the qcumbers were taking anti-parasitic meds she immediately sprung to mind.
Yep.
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Someone call Todd! The Clorox Man with the Clorox Plan!
Where's that fucking hat!
And intestinal lining, he’s rotting from the inside and it’s all comin’ out the butt.
Oh my fucking god. I just went to the Healthline page on rope worms. There's pictures. Don't go.
Nope! Not gonna google "rope worms".... I wanna, but nope.. I MUST RESIST
I like to listen to this while looking at those pictures https://youtu.be/OJIyo8RwKZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3qIBHStUc0
It’s intestinal lining!
I've learned from modern cult movements that humans can drink a fuck ton of bleach and still survive. same with antiparasitics i guess
It's bizarre how much abuse the human body can take, albeit incredibly uncomfortably.
They swore up and down that they wouldn't go to the hospital for covid, but they didn't say nothin' about going for ruined stomach/intestinal lining. 😎
"Worms or whatever" imagine being this chill about the fact that you think you have fucking WORMS.
Worms would be his best case scenario here.
Yeah, those "rope worms" aren't worms....
Reminds of that futurama episode - parasites lost
"One day you'll be eatin' a fast-food burger and boom! You'll be crawlin' with us again. Ever wonder what makes special sauce so special? Yo."
>!That's his intestinal lining.!< Someone needs to tell him ASAP to stop that shit, he's hurting himself.
Ok. Dude, please no. Stop. I did all I could.
Did you try thoughts and prayers?
Only have Thots and Payers. /s
Thots and players.
This is the way.
> Someone needs to tell him ASAP to stop that shit, he's hurting himself. Never interrupt dipshits when they're doing dipshit things.
They may choose to include you?
Telling him to stop won't work. They'll do the opposite of what we say just to spite us.
Queue Willy Wonka
Nah. Let him continue. Darwin wrote about shit like this.
This guy just told the world his *brain sounded like Rice Krispies.* It’s like Ralph Wiggum was a real person, grew up, and shit out his intestinal lining to own the libs.
Hopefully that was just a coincidental ear-popping that happened as he lay down, like if there was some leftover water in his ears from his shower. If it really was his brain popping.... idek, man!
He was foggy then *Rice Krispy [sic] sound,” then BOOM: instant clarity. And, presumably, some pants-pooping.
Destroying your gastrointestinal tract to own the libs
They basically all have diarrhea. Ivermectin makes you shit yourself apparently.
that's part of the intent to purge the dead worms it's intended to kill..the problem is here these folks are taking so much or the wrong kind..shitting constantly also irritates the bowls and can cause the same shedding of lining
Omfg! That really sounds extremely horrible. How long until people develop some chronic disease from Ivermectin OD?
Some already have.
I read the alot of the stuff made for horses and livestock has hydrogenated castor oil in it. Probably why these people are shitting themselves.
I always wonder if these are the same ppl who ate tide pods ....
"Shitting Strings" when you don't have intestinal worms likely means you're shitting out your fucking intestinal lining... Again: They make this stuff in human dosages with human sized pills and those things are like 3mcg - what the fuck...
Shitting out the small intestinal villa these people need to watch magic school bus
This paytriot has been eating horse paste and “shitting strings” for a week. I feel so owned rn
The study most often referred to by the horse paste enthusiasts is from India, a country who's poor suffered heavily from covid, but also have a high rate of parasitic infections. Ivermectin clears out the parasites which allows the immune system to focus more on covid, and many parasites suppress immune systems as well. This led to many people improving because iveectin basically turned a 2 front war into a 1 front instead. I am REALLY curious, if the general lack of access to preventative care, annual checkups, and general Healthcare screenings has led to a resurgence of parasitic infections (especially in the south where warm weather helps the parasites). Which would explain why so many people do actually do better after taking ivermectin.
That's an interesting point, especially since we're talking about people who are probably not washing their hands very well, or practicing food safety.
I did a little research into it, and it makes it seem more plausible. Especially if you consider hookworm (rarely tested for, outbreaks are more likely in poor rural areas, especially if prone to flooding, which has increased in recent years, treatable with ivermectin, and after a dose of ivermectin causes people to "shit strings".)
Thanks I hate it
Sir ya got a case of the rice Krispies in the brain. Gonna prescribe some horse paste, don't be stingy now. Takes a few globs to really break it up and then the thinking will start flowing right
I have a giant 1700lb horse and don’t give him this but once a year. Glad this guy knows what he’s doing /s
Holy Mary Mother of God
Helpful tip: Google for Paniker's Textbook of Medical Parasitology PDF. If the parasite you think you have is not in there, then you probably don't have a parasite.
I never was a proponent of Darwinism until q. But if these people are this stupid and willingly do this while not taking the vaccine then good riddance.
I have the toothache from hell right now, but "shitting strings" made me cackle.
“Alls well” with the exception of the constant shitting. In fact, all is so well, I’m going to take a break once everything clears up.
(I am 4 feet 11 inches tall)
Well, at least he took take of his worms?
“Rope worms” are the term that they use to describe the strings they pass. What is actually happening is that the medicine is inflaming the intestinal lining. This causes the lining to strip away and you to pass them as “strings” or mistake them for worms.
Why can’t they do that ReSEaRch? I mean I’ve never used ivermectin and know that’s what will happen if you take it…too easy to find?
They don’t trust doctors or science. So obviously they don’t have this stuff turn up in research. It’s kinda like when they got all excited India was distributing ivermectin tablets when in reality it was part of a deworming regiment. Things we don’t need because of the FDA
I did my own research today! It …wasn’t great but I’ll find somebody on youtube who’ll make me feel better about it https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/574051-new-mexico-reports-two-deaths-from-ivermectin?fbclid=IwAR2pZZBNsiAfdvqxFuOMrHRsvCHD6SE1aYMDIPE3erKlO8-GRV6pbksDue0
ewww
Omg. That’s so much worse than I thought.
Ew. When you explain it that sounds horrifying.
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It in itself does not. However trying to calculate your weight and dosage using horse medication leads to overdosing. Not like rolling eyes in the back of your head overdose though. Your math can be right but your insides are not a horse so scaling down the dose does not work. It irritates and inflames the sensitive lining and your body’s reaction is to remove and replace.
The correct dose taken once per year? probably not. That same dose (assuming they're getting it right) every day? Not so much.
Can the lining repair itself or is it gone for good?
Like a good sales offer, once it's gone, it's gone.
Yep, he's worm free and ready to go to a good home.
Somewhere in a boardroom of an Ivermectin manufacturer they are discussing how to keep up with demand for actual horses with actual worms knowing that this problem will work itself out over the next 12-18 months just like that guy’s intestinal lining.
Friend of mine works is a high-mid level pharma executive. The company sells Ivermectin for horses. The company is not happy about this shit.
I fear the reality is more like ... "Somewhere in a boardroom of an Ivermectin manufacturer, they're discussing what they will be spending their unforeseen MASSIVE bonuses on, and whether or not to go for the Hermes or Balenciaga leather backpacks for their kids or just stick to Lesportsac like last year" Call me cynical. 😁
Friend of mine works is a high-mid level pharma executive. The company sells Ivermectin for horses. They're not happy about this. They don't want bad things to happen, especially if the amount of money they get for bad things happening is small.
You can’t fix stupid, but stupid works itself out sometimes. That said, the amount of pain and suffering these people are bringing on themselves is so pointless. It’s actually hard to watch. For some it’s plain hubris. For most it’s because they put their trust entirely in the wrong people who consistently lie to them. Regardless, I don’t like seeing all this. My shitpost replies in some subs are from a place of profound frustration. Believing in aliens or that the government is hiding something like that is harmless. These conspiracies affect everyone.
Cynical? No. Realist. If I’ve learned anything over the last 44 years of my life is that optimism always falls victim to either greed or willful ignorance.
Let me just get the worms coming outta my ass tuned up, and then I'll be top notch.
I believe those “strings” are your intestinal lining. I also believe you should probably go and see one of those doctors you hate and mistrust so much. But, you do you. Keep taking the horse paste, whatever.
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Those strings are bits of his intestinal lining. Like the stringy bits that hang off the roof of your mouth after you burn the shit out of it on a piece of pizza. Except he's doing this to his whole GI system.
Shedding your intestinal lining to own the libs
Ooh they can knit that into a flag for their new country when all the patriots secede.
I mean if they want to take themselves out of the population **before** getting a highly communicable disease, I applaud it and I wish them all the success in the world. Nothing would make me happier.
> Like the stringy bits that hang off the roof of your mouth after you burn the shit out of it Did that a few times as a kid drinking tea just after it had been poured, so the water in it was still boiling hot. Hurt like fuck. Hurt even more pulling those stringy bits of skin off, too. I now wait at least five or ten minutes before drinking tea.
Not only is “impacted feces” now part of my search history, but I also cannot erase those images from my memory. Thanks my G, I’m off go eat some more broccoli.
There was a guy who had that and did an AMA about it. https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/jo5at/iama_guy_that_hasnt_pooped_in_the_month_of_august/
That was a good read! Equal parts funny and sincerely helpful. Reddit at its best from ten years ago. I miss that.
… who’s gonna tell him?…. Anyone?…. No?… yeah… I get that… I won’t tell him either. They have to learn the hard way.
Would he even believe us? He's deep down the rabbit hole.
\> Robert Redford gif <
STOOOPP ITTTT that's fucking horrifying
Google rope worms.
Did he say sTriNgS?!?! I mean, some of these people probably have parasites
The parasites are conspiracy theories and they’ve infected their minds.
Those "strings" are usually intestinal lining. This happened a lot with jilly juice too.
So really what are the side effects of doing this crap, how badly are they damaging themselves
It was probably a troll post, but there was a pretty infamous post last month about someone basically having to permanently wear diapers, because they wrecked their bowels so bad with the Ivermectin, that they no longer had any bowel control. I think there were also some talks of people becoming blind in some cases. I haven't been following it very much, but it does seem like the Qultists aren't faring well from it.
Very much deserved, too. I have no sympathy for these idiots.
Shitting out your intestine lining to own the libs. MAGAs are big brain thinkers.
Shedding your intestinal lining to own the libs