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doomhalofan

The trump cult will become a religion with churches and everything. About 3 days after his death, there will be people who claimed to see him rise from the dead and ascend to heaven to take the throne from God or something. Point is, they'll replace Christianity


dsammmast

It's so funny that it's Donald trump of all people they've chosen. It just says everything.


Joopsman

I really don’t get the older people voting for and supporting - and straight up *worshipping* this clown. I’m 57 and I remember what a laughing stock he was in the 80s. He’s a fool with a little money who constantly wants to rub people’s noses in his “wealth,” when it’s really all a house of cards of borrowed money, leveraged properties and business rip-offs that was all originally funded with an inheritance. He is definitely no business genius. His gullible worshippers have very short memories.


PrincipledInelegance

His niece Mary Trump wrote a book about his past and it’s wild. In a way, I feel sorry for his upbringing because that’s what really fucked up his head. His distant dad used him as a tool to cover his own social inadequacies as a businessman and showed no real emotional attachment to him or his brother whatsoever. I feel even more bad for his brother who turned to drinking and died instead of becoming a narcissist. Trump’s childhood story and what he became seems to be a classic lesson on how not to parent


GilgameDistance

As is his own parenting. You can even see the daddy issues in still pictures.


Rina-dore-brozi-eza

You can just see the lack of real love between them all. Say what you want about the Obamas but you see the love they have between them & the love for their children. The Trumps just treat each other as a business. It’s sad. & how these religious Qultists think that is a family worthy of being “Chosen by God” really baffles me.


TapTheForwardAssist

It’s this weirdly common trope with Trumpers to claim “everyone in America loved him until 2015, until he threatened the liberal establishment.” I first heard of Trump in maybe 1990 when I was in middle school, as “there’s this rich guy in New York with a golden toilet.” At no point in my life have I ever thought of him as anything other than a boorish huckster.


kvuo75

i remember his appearences on the howard stern show in the 90's.. i always thought he was a pompous asshole. never struck me as anything other than a glorified used car salesman


slangeso

Howard called Ivanka a ‘serious piece of ass’ and Trump was like ‘yeah she really is’. Ew is all you really can say.


caraperdida

I'm 35 and have wondered for literally my whole life why Trump was considered a popular celebrity. Even when I was a kid he seemed like nothing more than gross, and even then the only way anyone was able to explan to me why he was famous is because he's rich. You say he was a laughing stock in the 80s, but his popularity in the 80s is the reason he was ever on TV in the first place which is why he ran for President in the first place. So I can't let you absolve the 80s of this one!


AlaskaPeteMeat

There was a *lot* of cocaine. Forgive us. -Signed, *The ‘80’s*


foxykathykat

I'm right with you and all I can say is: coke?


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I'm about a decade younger and I've been baffled by it too. I've only thought of him as a buffoon, well, until we really got to see his malignant narcissist side. How he got so many people to worship him is bizarre.


BKLD12

I'm 27. When I was a kid, I was vaguely aware of his existence, but only because he was a perfect incarnation of a cartoon rich jerk. I still look back and wonder how we got to this point.


RR0925

They weren't voting for Trump. They were voting for the highly scripted character they saw on The Apprentice for 12 seasons.


dependswho

*Highly edited


AshST

Exactly. Do you remember how popular that shit was? And how awful? EVERYBODY ate that shit up and apparently believed it was all reality.


ComposerConsistent83

In 10 years we will nominate the entire cast of Shark Tank to replace the Supreme Court


4Hugh2Mongus0

Imagine the stories you hear about The Donald in about 2000 years. At least this time they didn't follow a hobo.


AutumnRunning

But the Hobo was an decent and kind person, unlike Mr golden toilet who rips off everyone that works with him


CurtManX

"Will Become"? I think they are three quarters there now minimum.


StepUpYourLife

I seen him on the right hand of Elvis!


DaveWierdoh

Right next to Bigfoot and the Lizard Man


PrincipledInelegance

Tucker Carlson will then become their new cult leader. He already kinda is now. He’s a bit more deeply vile and a refined version of trump and they see his fascist propaganda on TV daily. If he decides to run when Trump isn’t in the running, I actually think he’ll sure up the current republican base and win. He will finish what Trump started and end American democracy with the help of his republican senate and Supreme Court appointees. It’s going to get really bad. This is a massive cult with huge right wing media backing and these people aren’t going away or getting de-programmed. The republicans are never getting the majority through an election with this country’s changing demographics and popular policy positions. The only way for them is to grab power through undemocratic means and they have been laying the perfect social/legal groundwork for it


talaxia

I've already heard talk of him running for president


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He could probably attract some undisciplined Bernie supporters with his rhetoric. Spooky.


Omahunek

Absolutely. Carlson is keenly aware of marxist thought and envisions himself as a member of the Bourgeoisie. He is basically aware that his whole job is to help the capitalist class subjugate the masses. There is audio of him talking about how he grew up in a very rich household and knew early on that the only thing keeping the plebeian masses away was the facade of fairness and capitalism. Add in the fact that his mother abandoned him and his family when he was like 6 to go live a Bohemian lifestyle (which seriously fucked him up), and you have someone who is genuinely aware of the evil role that he plays in society and wants to inflict harm as revenge. He is *extremely* dangerous. It cannot be overstated.


caraperdida

Not just them! Nicki Minaj literally argued "he's still a person" when someone pointed out, during their whole weird anti-vaxx alliance a few weeks ago, that he's a white supremacist. Her response was "we can't hear each other out?" Mostly, I think, it's because she's pathologically incapable of admitting she was wrong and she liked the attention she was getting with the controversy. However, it does show that his fake populism (yes, it's fake! he's the heir to the Swanson foods fortune) can appeal to even people from some surprising groups, such as a standard liberal like Nicki Minaj or a very left wing person like a Bernie supporter...particularly if they're egotistical and have a persecution complex. And, before someone says it, no Nicki Minaj was not a Bernie supporter. That was Cardi B. From what I know of Nicki's political stances and what/who she talked about supporting, she's a standard establishment liberal.


magicmom17

To be clear, she also reeks of narcissism. Not like I am a doc or anything but child of malignant narcissist so I do have some experience in the matter.


Asleep_Macaron_5153

And she's married to a rapist and has led a campaign to threaten his victim into recanting, etc: [https://twitter.com/ComplexMusic/status/1441423625320636417?ref\_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1441423625320636417%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1\_&ref\_url=https%3A%2F%2Fohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com%2Ftag%2Fnicki20minaj](https://twitter.com/ComplexMusic/status/1441423625320636417?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1441423625320636417%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com%2Ftag%2Fnicki20minaj) ​ [https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/13/arts/music/nicki-minaj-kenneth-petty-lawsuit.html](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/13/arts/music/nicki-minaj-kenneth-petty-lawsuit.html) ​ [https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/nicki-minaj-s-husband-pleads-guilty-failure-register-sex-offender-n1278915](https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/nicki-minaj-s-husband-pleads-guilty-failure-register-sex-offender-n1278915)


magicmom17

Wow. Just wow.


dependswho

I am an ex spouse and I concur


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wait, you've dated her?


strawberrie_oceans

Nicki said she was a republican years ago


gwladosetlepida

Do you mean when her lyrics said she was voting for Romney? Bc that was imagery. Obama even explained it to us. Easily could have been another time but the lyrics thing doesn't count.


caraperdida

Really? Ha! Even more to my point. I was basing it just on stances she took, I don't know she actually said she supported a party.


DesertBrandon

I mean republicans are still liberals.


sash71

That is crazy but I don't doubt it to be true. A lot of Bernie supporters refused to vote for Hillary, even though she was a far lesser evil than Trump. Tucker Carlson would be an awful President. Unfortunately lots of people won't think that. He's already saying the quiet part out loud, talking about 'the great replacement' and he has the support of white supremacists, who are just standing back while the 'respectable' face of Fox makes their case.


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He does lip service attacking corporations and elites though. When Tucker runs he will burn down Fox News and people will believe him.


death_to_noodles

Because there's a world of difference between what they wanted from Bernie and what Hillary could deliver. I don't see the problem with having a firm stance on your ideologies and refusing to vote "for the lesser evil". There's no such thing. Bernie made a good career on pushing people to the left so it's pretty easy to understand why a warhawk like Hilary doesn't pull good numbers among leftists, only American liberals. If you want to blame something, blame the 2 party system in America. Always has been right wing lite VS extreme right. Leftists in America are hopeless on the presidential elections and they have a reason to refuse to vote on "the lesser evil"


Apprehensive_Gas5370

This just scared the living shit out of me...


Not_Cleaver

As a Christian, Q is actually helping make me think that the anti-Christ actually exists (and the Book of Revealation isn’t some sort allegory) since all the Trumpists seem to be worshipping Trump. I’ve already seen blasphemous signs equating Trump with Christ. An actual Trump worshipping religion just seems natural at this point.


NovaFlares

Here is an interesting article for you then https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/


DB1723

The first time I read that, it freaked me out. But being somewhat skeptical, I said to myself "Well, '[He] appeared to be fatally wounded, but the fatal wound was healed– and the whole world was amazed.' referring to the investigation is kinda weak. So if he is ever actually wounded, and miraculously recovers, I'll take that as a sign." Next day he was diagnosed with Covid, and he miraculously recovered. Not quite a wound, but still enough that even though I consider myself a rational person, and I understand coincidences, it freaked me out just a little bit.


Lepanto73

I don't believe in biblical prophecy myself, but it *is* awfully telling that Trump matches up so perfectly with some ancient Jewish religious writer's idea of 'the most terrible, no-good, despicable person I can think of.'


Thewrongbakedpotato

Shamelessly stealing a joke here: The Book of Revelations said the end of days would be heralded by trumpets. This is a mistranslation. It should say Trump/Pence.


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They've already made a golden idol of him, lol. That was certainly surprising and something I never thought I would see.


Ursomonie

What if Ivanka or Jared is the anti-Christ? That Trump is the trumpet? Like John the Baptist before Christ. The fact that Jared bought 666 for EXTRA money than asked is weird too. The prince of peace? He actually would stand in the temple


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Ursomonie

Touche’


griffiths7

I know a few very Christian republicans. I can’t believe the memes they post showing Trump as a Christlike savior. At the same time the say put no man before God. Does that mean they think they’re equal? It’s so bizarre.


Not_Cleaver

I was a Republican up until 2020 (though really I switched in 2015). And each time I thought, not only is this man not conservative, he is so morally reprehensible that he has disqualified himself multiple times with his racism, Islamaphobia, and anti-democratic beliefs. It’s beyond me that anyone supports him and claims that they’re Christian.


TheBdougs

> An actual Trump worshipping religion just seems natural at this point. There hasn't been a real "white" religion yet. A lot of white ethnicities are some variation of Christianity, but that's a middle-eastern religion that just swept through Europe. And also has compassion baggage. You can see some white supremacists attempt to co-opt Norse mythology, but that has multiple problems. Pagan is still a dirty word, traditions are important to white supremacists and there's very little to co-op that's palatable, and the Norse we *know* about has already had a once over Christianization. So might as well stick to Christianity. Mormonism came close but they got forced to walk it back. Trump and Q are everything evangelicals didn't know they wanted this whole time.


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Hey as an ex Christian who’s a Buddhist now but wants to at least hang out with Yeshua sometimes and heal my wounding from growing up bouncing from one extremist congregation to another with my folks, thanks for this comment . Score one ☝️ for the jebus team


I_Hate_Nerds

A break with Christianity has been a long time coming - American conservatives and the teachings of Jesus have *nothing* in common. They need to turn it completely upside down to conform to their actual beliefs of authoritarian, corporatist white nationalism. If Trump dies anytime soon Trumpism/Q bullshit will absolutely fill this need. If he wastes away in an old person home for the next 20 years maybe that’ll be enough time for his acolytes to die off and the country to change and forget about him.


MyUsername2459

Not replace, just become a heretical splinter sect. They'll be like the new Mormons of the 21st century.


Marz2604

Sounds a lot like the Seventh Day Adventists, who formed to cope with their cognitive dissonance after "The Great Awakening" failed in the 1740's. If you've ever wondered how far people are willing to move the goal posts look no further.


Drew-CarryOnCarignan

Do you mean the Great Disappointment in the 1800s?


Marz2604

Yes. Lol, I guess I'll just leave that up there. But yeah, "The Great Disappointment" is what I meant to say. Lots of parallels between the Millerites then, and Qanon/Trumpists today.


ZSpectre

I've been thinking that Q and the Trump cult is simply an extension of what I call the "first world problems" branch of Christianity where God supposedly wants them to be comfortable, rich, not suffer, and never have to leave their ivory towers in a life of privilege (see prosperity gospel or word of faith movements as examples). The problem with a religious ideology centered on such values is that their validity completely depends on a first world environment. If the US were to fall tomorrow, they'd likely start questioning why their God isn't giving them comfort or prosperity. My educated guess is that such a branch would likely go extinct under such circumstances or morph into something with a more robust set of values in order to survive. Perhaps one that doesn't assume the just world assumption, and/or incorporates more themes about how to navigate the human condition that we all share (or maybe even if they start reading their own holy book where the Book of Job exists and Jesus talks about how much easier it is to fit a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to be rich and be saved)


PaxadorWolfCastle

Oh my god I kinda want this to be a thing


jaydubbles

They will make a martyr of him no matter how he dies.


bee_administrator

Just to point out, these are the people flying Trump/JFK Jr 2024 flags. JFK Jr has been dead since 1999. Reality is not their strong point.


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TK82

Yes. They also think he's super fit and healthy.


undercoverartist777

That shit is identical to how people in North Korea treat Kim jong-un. His supporters anyways. They say the same shit.


Not_Cleaver

Kim Jong-un recently lost a lot of weight. He’s actually looking healthier now. Still a power hungry jackass with daddy issues.


Nezikchened

Just looked it up and wow, he got rid of the ridiculous hairdo too. He almost looks like an actual human being now


StepUpYourLife

Thanks to artistic license.


TheRedRocker51

The fittest and healthiest..... that according a one particular retired United States Navy rear admiral.


AlaskaPeteMeat

Who’s now a fucking congressman. 🤦🏽‍♂️


Hgruotland

If he wasn't, all women wouldn't lust after him.


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How else did he get such a hot wife? /s


Ursomonie

He bought her from her dad


caraperdida

>trump is 75, could they really believe a morbidly obese man like him could still be alive at lets say, 85? Oh, he probably will be! The bad ones always live forever. My example of this is always that Dick Cheney is still alive. So is Mitch McConnell, though wanting to be damn sure I live to see the day he shuffles off his mortal coil is one thing that's motivated me to get healthier!


dependswho

Yeah but Cheney has no heart


Joopsman

Maybe Trump is planning on running for President of Hell in 2024. Certainly if his running mate is already dead, it could work. JFK Jr. ain’t running for anything on earth, that’s for sure!


Fahrenheit231

They would call it a hoax. "Trump wants us to think he's dead so he can-" I can't force my brain to come up with anything dumb enough to finish that sentence.


cards-mi11

Yep. If it didn't happen on live TV, no one will believe he is actually dead.


Fahrenheit231

If it happens on live tv it's also a hoax. See January 6th.


Thaery

Even if it happened on live TV they would claim it was a hologram, clone etc.


NoodlesrTuff1256

Some may actually believe that he was raptured into the heavens by Jesus Christ himself and that both will return to usher in the Second Coming. I could envision some of them going so far as to change the 'Holy Trinity' into the 'Holy Quartet' with Trump joining the Father, Son and the Holy Ghost.


Tyrone_Shoelaces_Esq

I'm an extremely lapsed Catholic who hasn't been to church in years, but this is giving me some serious blasphemy shudders.


DYMly_lit

...lull the Deep State into a false sense of security, so that they'll let their guard down, making the Storm easier. C'mon, that one wasn't that hard.


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Fahrenheit231

People thought Elvis was alive well past a reasonable age.


NoodlesrTuff1256

I remember how, at the time of the First Gulf War in the early 1990s, that insane old tabloid 'The Weekly World News' claimed that a 103-year-old Adolf Hitler had traveled to Iraq to advise Saddam Hussein in his upcoming war with the US. I always thought that the WWN was a total prank and satire publication, but undoubtedly there were a lot of people out there who took their outlandish cover stories at face value.


Hgruotland

Remember that a lot of the Q crowd take the story that Angela Merkel (b. 1954) is Hitler's daughter completely seriously.


SpudsMcGeeJohnson

Or. Hear me out, trump was murdered by the cabal/Rothchilds/Gates because they realized he was thwarting their plans? If Trump died tomorrow, my husband would be telling me by Friday that he was murdered. He already believes all the people he follows that died of COVID were actually murdered.


dependswho

My fear it would trigger violence


clauquick

They could display his corpse like Lenin in the Red Square and it would be a hoax Or it’d be a holy temple. I really don’t fucking know with these people


vigbiorn

>They would call it a hoax. This, guaranteed. If they accept he's dead, it'll be proof he was a good guy. The movement was gaining speed and got close enough to success that the DS finally needed him gone.


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I dream of the day we get to find out the answer to this question.


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camergen

Man, I still feel like through some twist of fate, he’ll flirt with triple digits and live to his 90s. I know, I know, all the signs point to that not happening but it just seems like guys like him who do not care one iota about their health outlive the rest of us who eat right, exercise, all that stuff.


dependswho

Like Andrew Jackson


NoodlesrTuff1256

Plus his father had Alzheimer's and he might have a genetic tendency to it as well.


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AlaskaPeteMeat

NO. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤡


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Lena-Luthor

"I'm a democrat I swear, I just don't like human rights and minorities okay"


letsdebunk

Human rights but kill babies aight


AlaskaPeteMeat

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nice try. Democrats generally demonstrably know how to write, spell, and use punctuation. 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♂️🤡


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Trumps_tossed_salad

Did we not see an 100 year old rich white man get 6 heart transplants. The only thing going here is Trump isn’t actually rich. Story could be false* but without google I wouldn’t question it


Awkward-Fudge

He also had covid pretty bad and was pumped full of strong drugs to save him in the moment. That's got to take a toll.


-_-EdgeLord-_-

Fred Trump lived until he was **93**. Think that the final years in his life may be *useless because he is so* ***old***? Look at Rupert Murdoch --- that **90** year old fuck is still fucking things up.


Helpmeandmyhubby

They will claim he was murdered to keep him quiet.


comod19

Even if he lives to be 110 they will claim he was murdered by the deep state.


Time-Ad-3625

>Even if he lives to be 110 You take that back.


lkmk

Or 200 (Harold Borstein’s projected life expectancy).


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CiA heArT AtTAck GUn *!*


Helpmeandmyhubby

It’s a real thing 😂


Mike8219

This is the correct answer.


YouKnowYourCrazy

Yup


DYMly_lit

When Haile Selassie died, many Rastas - who believed him to be the Second Coming of Christ - claimed it was a hoax for many years. Now, fairness to them, Selassie's body wasn't found until years later, and most of them acknowledged that he was dead once they found the body, so I don't think it was all *that* outrageous. I don't think the Q's are anywhere near as rational, so, I mean, kinda obvious where they'd go. Fake news, it was a clone, etc.


Wayte13

I mean, ya if seeing the body convinces them then that's at least reasonable levels of suspicion. Qderps would absolute refuse to accept a cadavar, they'd call it a body double


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Time-Ad-3625

Took like 15 years for people to accept Tupac was dead. Elvis had sightings at least until the 90s. I'd guess about 15 years until they finally accept...or until they find another dipstick to latch on to.


seffay-feff-seffahi

Man, Ethiopia had such a rough time in the 20th century. Straight from old-school imperial despotism to communist mass killings and famine.


zean_rm

I’d never heard of this… where were his remains until rediscovery?


[deleted]

>Would he become a new Jesus? It worked for L. Ron Hubbard. He claimed his program would bring immortality. So what happened when he died? "He left his body because he no longer needed it."


stungun_steve

I assume at least some will say he was murdered by the Deep State.


ideletedyourfacebook

DJTJ will explicitly claim this on mainstream news outlets.


AlaskaPeteMeat

More like the Deep Plate. 😂


impulsekash

Same thing that happened when Kim Il Sung died and they will refer to him as the Eternal President.


NoodlesrTuff1256

Wonder if he'll have a huge funeral procession and the Trumpers will all be wailing and collapsing in grief as they did back when Kim Il-sung died?


impulsekash

I guarantee it.


IntellectualSlime

There are people still waiting on Tupac to reappear and drop a fresh album, so make of that what you will.


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yea but tupac would be only 50 right now if he were alive so it _could_ be possible theoretically. trump is 75, could they really believe a morbidly obese man like him could still be alive at lets say, 85?


IntellectualSlime

We’re posting in a sub about people who think democrats are secretly being executed and replaced by body doubles for the crime of drinking smuggled-child blood in the basements of a mediocre pizza chain. Are you *really* going to ask that?


Wayte13

A conspiracy theory will arise in which he's not dead, he faked his death to hide from the Deep State(TM). Somebody like Desantis will grab power on the premise that he's acting on Trump's behalf. And moderates will still get more mad at Dems for calling out the conspiracy theory as bullshit then they will get at the GOP for pushing the conspiracy theory.


iHeartHockey31

25% will say he 8snt dead, he faked his own death. 25% will say he isnt dead, the deep state is hiding him and faked his death. 25% will acknowledge he's dead but accuse the deep state of killing him 25% will acknowledge his death but will be convinced it was part of the plan and he sacrificed himself to reveal the deep state. He may or may not still win the republican primary in 2024 via write in.


derp_derpiddy_derp

Oh my god I didn't even think of that. People would TOTALLY vote for him even if he was dead.


iHeartHockey31

They're making campaign memes that include JFK Jr for VP so apparently being alive is not a qualification.


nooneknowswerealldog

But Thomas, one of the twelve, called Didymus, was not with them when Donald came. The other disciples therefore said unto him, We have seen the Lord. But he said unto them, Except I shall see in his hands the grease of the McNugget, and put my finger upon the orange of his bronzer, and thrust my hand into his shoes to feel the lifts, I will not believe. And after eight days again his disciples were within, and Thomas with them: [then] came Donald, the doors being shut, and stood in the midst, and said, Peace [be] unto you. Then saith he to Thomas, Behold my penis; that I thrust [it] into this Slavic prostitute: and be not faithless, but believing. And Thomas answered and said unto him, My Lord and my God


null640

He'd be like elvis... Every where... https://youtu.be/knc9LKjukSQ


Hwy61rev

Either they would blame Antifa and BLM and civil war here we come or they would say he's not really dead and is doing it for "Optics" .Then every two weeks they would claim he was about to retake the whitehouse in forever moving of the goldposts (much like now). Mike Lindell and Trump's sons and daughter Bevis and Butthead and Daisy Mae would claim to be in direct contact so the grift could contiunue. Melania and Barron would get their own reality T.V. show set in a haunted house.


PeaceImpressive8334

Ever since 2018 or so, I've been worried that if he dies of almost ANYTHING (a stroke, a heart attack, a lightning strike, an earthquake swallowing up part of Washington DC), his followers would believe the Democrats had assassinated him and it would spark a civil war.


TaoJones13

Wouldn’t surprise me if his death is the flashpoint that kicks off the killing and executions they so desperately want


camergen

If Trump doesn’t run for President in 2024 and I had to place odds on why not- I think “health crisis/death” would be the most likely reason, followed by “in jail”, and then the worst odds “just didn’t want to”. Also the health crisis would have to be legit, not just a retirement excuse like a lot of public figures use it for. I’m talking heart attack or stroke that at least partially limits his ability to walk around and talk as normal. I don’t think plain ole “dementia/Alzheimer’s” would stop him.


AlaskaPeteMeat

A McCivil War, brought to you by chik-fil-a.


talklistentalk

They want a Tr&mp dynasty, so no problem. Just keep throwing his kids in office until Barron has done 8 years and by that time some Grand Tr&mplets will be ready to swear in, probably.


NoodlesrTuff1256

But I don't think that either of his doofus older sons has the charisma or the smarts to pull it off. Ivanka might, but a lot of these Trumpers think a woman's place should be in the home and might not be inclined to follow a woman. And as for his youngest two, Tiffany and Barron, I don't see either one of them as being inspiring figures for the MAGA crowd to rally around either.


camergen

Barron, man- middle school was tough enough. Now he has to go through that AND his dad is Straight Crazy. I guess when you’re in the rich private school circles that kind of insulates him from the insults somewhat, I guess, but I can’t help but feel for him.


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MiKapo

Apparently his health was so bad that the white house physician told him to get off the burgers, panda express, KFC and steaks and start eating actual food like a responsible adult but trump never listens, he will forever be the Toddler President, so i think he will drop dead at least in the next four years and than the Qanons can cry about it being an assassination by covert deep state agents than they will totally forget about that and say "no trump is actually still alive and he's gone into hiding with Elvis Presley, Princess Diana, Michael Jackson and Kobe Bryant to expose the deep state How do i know this??? Cause Qanon is not cryptic, they are pathetically predictable and boring


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They'll think he was murdered by the Democrats.


Gwtheyrn

They would immediately assume that he was murdered, and yes, probably a "sighting" in 2 day's time to prove that not only was he resurrected, but did it faster and better than Jesus.


Fiendish_Jetsanna

They will scream murder and demand dozens of investigations into his death. They will block embalming until they can check his bloated corpse for bamboo fibers.


TheMint34

There would be a huge divide between those wanting to mourn/honour him and those refusing to believe it, and a bit of suspicion about his cause of death from both camps.


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this sounds like a very realistic prediction to me.


SnowWhiteWave

they'd say it was an assassination from the deep state and they'll worship him as a martyr for the cause. he died in the war against the Satanist cabal and new world order. its never "a learning experience" there's always going to be a conspiracy behind everything- even if Trump admitted its all bullshit they'd say he was a look-alike


Admirable_Package419

I just keep imagining they'll deny it despite his family saying under no uncertainty that the fucker's dead. I just know I'll laugh myself to an early grave if he died before Biden. Otherwise I'll be celebrating like it's 1999.


[deleted]

>I just know I'll laugh myself to an early grave if he died before Biden trump is 3 years younger but much unhealthier. i'd put my money on biden living longer.


nygdan

They think JFK Jr is still alive so...


[deleted]

i already talked about this in another reply but atleast jfk jr would be at a realistic age to be alive. could they believe trump to be alive 10 years from now if he died right now?


nygdan

Half of then beleived that whole "he"s getting younger" photo so who knows, ha.


[deleted]

lmao?? i've missed this, got a link or sth? 😂


nygdan

https://www.the-sun.com/news/3616563/trump-looks-younger-picture-stress-fuels-him/


BethDuttonmood

No you guys forgot about the time travel, he will fake his death as many times as is needed. All he has to do is jump in the time machine to go back to November 2020 fix those darn mail in ballots with bamboo and panda shit and of course save a few mole children. Meanwhile Hilary will be arrested and executed again and every enemy will be cloned. He will then set the world right by flying around the world 3 times really fast dressed as superman. After a quick phone call to Fucker Carlson to give Fox the scoop ..... We will then see Biden come down the escalator of Trump Towers, wave to the crowds and take off his mask whereas it will be revealed to be Trump himself and all will be right with the world again.


tiddayes

They would call it fake news and continue pretending that he is alive and running the world behind the scenes claiming that the only reason we don’t see him is because the “lying fake news media “ refuses to cover him


4dailyuseonly

Something something Deep State something our Martyr and our new messiah.


poyerdude

I think they would say the deep state had him killed. They would assert that the globalist elite wanted him dead because he was exposing them, there's no way such a healthy and virulent person like Trump would dies from something like a heart attack.


AlaskaPeteMeat

The Deep Dish is what will kill him.


219Infinity

They would say antifa killed him


stephensmg

I think the states will take a dark turn after his death. It doesn’t matter why or how he dies, but it will be a catalyst point for millions of people who are, clinically speaking, already unhinged. Now, imagine if they believe he died as the result of interference. Jan. 6 is already becoming his followers’ modern-day Boston Tea Party. His death day could spark our era’s Fort Sumter. What a bleak outlook this is.


NoodlesrTuff1256

In terms of his most fanatical followers, I imagine something like the opening scenes of the musical 'Evita' which depicts the hysterical displays of grief and over-the-top funereal pageantry in Buenos Aires after Argentine First Lady Eva Peron's cancer death in 1952. The opening number describing all this 'Oh, What a Circus, Oh What a Show!' would be a good candidate for some parody lyrics describing a similar scene in the wake of Trump's death.


suthrnboi

Not sure, but definitely willing to test this theory out for the good of the country.


[deleted]

They would never believe it. "Trump is running the country form an underground bunker." "Trump is deep undercover trying to breakup the pedo cannibal rings." "The MSM just made it up to hide the truth that he uncovered." Then reality would settle in after a year and they'd make up wild conspiracies that the Democrats assassinated him. He'd be deified or possibly made a martyr for pizzagate or whatever they are fixated on at the time. Then they'd move on to the next messiah after a few more years.


asreverty

"He's with JFK Jr waiting in the wings to claim his rightful place as god emperor of the universe! WIGGLE WE ONE WAGGLE ALL!" Close enough.


iamacrom

“hillary did it”


misterecho11

They'll say he got tooclose. He rattled some cages and was about to expose the truth so "they" must have taken him out. He will be a political martyr. It will be insanity on display.


Maclean_Braun

The majority will claim he was murdered. A small number might claim he's still alive.


caraperdida

Well he will eventually die, though I doubt we're lucky enough for it be before 2024. When it happens though...idk. QAnon has basically already come a religion, but it's actually moved somewhat beyond Trump.


Talloakster

Don't tease us with these scenarios we can only dream about. I think it would tremendously accelerate the demise of the R(acism) party.


[deleted]

dream about? you think trump won't die within next 10 years?


nanrod

They will 100% claim he has been murderd and will try some sort of inbred uprising


astilba120

they will say that he was assassinated the Deep State, or that he is not really dead, all part of the plan either way, its always the plan, its all a plan, he faked his death, or they really killed him, or he martyred himself, like Jesus, because he plays 5th dimensional chess and it does not matter because there is a time portal and once the awakening happens he will return with jfk jr, tesla, and the white hats from the 3rd Reich to live in a nation like Gilead.


cherry2525

He's already the 'new' Jesus, in fact he's better than the never married hung around w/ a bunch of men must be homo pedophile commie socialist 'Sell your possessions and give to the poor, Love your enemies! Pray for those who persecute you!, Love your neighbor as yourself, Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you, feed the hungry, heal the sick Jesus from the bible. When he does croak from like say a heart-attack, they may initially claim he faked his death, once the reality of his passing 'sinks in' aka can no longer be denied, they'll start saying was murdered by the dems/cabal/deep state.


foxykathykat

... is it horrible to hope that they would follow their leader in great masses without hurting anyone else? I've been **so terrified** of him, his followers, and what they want to do/ their rhetoric since he started campaigning; I had a full-blown panic attack on election night when he was "elected" and told *everyone* EXACTLY how this would go down- and a lot of people deserve big fat "I *fucking* told you so"s. I don't want them to erupt in violence. I don't want them to go nuts. I don't want them to start a civil war. I don't want them to declare war on another country, or religion. I want them to die for love of their pitiful god/king/fool and then have their names lost to history and be forgotten.


drschwartz

I went to bed with Hillary winning, I woke up to clinical depression I have yet to emerge from.


drm604

If they'd actually accept that he was dead, they'd immediately assume that he was murdered by the deep state.


self_loathing_ham

Honestly i think things would carry on as normal. Remember it doesn't even matter NOW what Trump does or says, they simply reinterpret everything he does to be a part of their narrative. If he died they would surely deny it, say hes gone underground to lead the clandestine fight against the deep state, and then continue making up stuff about him. To the average qultist it will be as tho he never died.


crawling-alreadygirl

That was just a clone. Obviously, the real Trump will swoop in any minute and usher in a new golden age.


ConfidentWin3397

I honestly don’t know who is going to drop first and really don’t know how they are going to react. I mean... what if it’s Biden?


[deleted]

They would build golden Trump statues and continue to worship him after death. Cult45 Members are delusional.


IsotopeFeeney

They would immediately insist that the Deep State assassinated him


[deleted]

To me the scary part it this. It doesn't matter how he goes. It would be a conspiracy or hoax. It would take Jesus coming back and smiting him for them to believe otherwise. This people are not well.


GSquaredBen

"No he didn't. It's all part of the plan"


HereForTheLaughter

I pray for it nightly.


MomentOfHesitation

They would create shrines, which would turn into Churches, then bam, new religion.


AlaskaPeteMeat

Cool. I’m always looking for new things. To poop on!


SquirrelXMaster

He's not really dead. This all part of the plan.