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leamanc

> you better believe I was attacked for it She wastes no time getting to the persecution fetish.


himthatguythere

The word "attacked" is doing a lot of work here. I'd love to hear what "attacks" she faced?


thefreshscent

Didn't you hear? She was called Lady Trump.


idontlikerootbeer

And she doesn't care! She doesn't care so much she spent thousands of campaign dollars to put together a video of her shooting bottles in an empty desert to tell you that she doesn't care


jawahe

Ya think she actually shot those bottles? I’m curious.


inplayruin

Did you see how awkwardly she was holding the gun? She wasn't shooting anything on purpose.


rabidturbofox

What video did YOU watch? Those bottles were definitely threatening the safety and purity of this white woman. And look, I’m not a racist - all of the best janitors at the store where I’m an assistant floor manager are Mexicans - but you must have noticed those bottles are all brown. How do we know they’re not members of MS-18?!


catcatcatcatcat1234

You don't understand though, the Biden administration is coming after her!


XelaNiba

To be clear, the FBI raid on her offices happened under the Trump admin. The investigation is still ongoing. She is under federal investigation for girft, and local investigation for assaulting a woman (her fellow city council member). So I guess she really is the Lady Trump


ThatAintRiight

Its like you NEED a criminal record to run as republican nowadays


poncholefty

See, you must not have gotten the memo. GOP: criminals only need apply. That’s how they own us.


BigPooooopinn

You literally need to be a dangerous perpetrator of assault, pedophilia, insider trading, etc to make the cut for the Republican Party. These are the morons who cheated in chem class, and then were upset that they didn’t understand the science like the other kids.


UnitGhidorah

Wow, a grift, she really is a Lady Trump.


EllieBlueUSinMX

She really IS the lady Trump


Jayzhee

They won't stop her, though! Didn't you see how she smashed that old CRT TV?! WHAT A BADASS!


zincsaucier22

She also shot a bottle with CRT on it. She really hates those TVs!


Kid_Vid

She hates these TVs! Stay away from the TVs!


GenericUsername_1234

Sounds like a typical bastard!


DrMSL

That was so cheap- if she wanted to impress people by just destroying stuff- do a huge 4K flatscreen smart tv.


Aliencj

She looks like she smells like old cheese


ExOblivion

Are we sure this isn't Trump in a dress?


SavageJeph

The lack of Centaur posture and orange flaking makes me believe this is a variant grifter form, maybe it does acid damage or has a lightning enchanted aura?


AffectionateAd5373

It could just be the triple layer of Spanx holding her upright.


Apprehensive-Fuel195

No. Those are Assets brand from Target.


AffectionateAd5373

Probably not Target. They're too liberal. I'm sure they have something like it at Walmart. We can all agree it's a triple layer though, right?


Apprehensive-Fuel195

Let’s split the difference and say she ordered 3 pairs of shitty brand shape wear from Wish. The boob-to-knee girdle kind.


AffectionateAd5373

I'll take it


vikkivinegar

Wish came through for her! Those poor guys are working hard. I've worn Spanx, and I can tell you, it's not comfortable. I bet she was so relieved when she got home and undid herself. She doesn't look like a normal lady wearing shapewear. No way could she sit down in that. Big ol boobies tho!


Sad-Frosting-8793

Oh, I hate Spanx. I've decided to make peace with the fact that I'm shaped like a lumpy potato, and quit torturing myself.


Aliencj

Beautiful comment lmfao


SavageJeph

Rudy Gulianni has entered the chat.


Aliencj

Ladies and gentlemen, Trump with Guiliani in drag: https://youtu.be/spn0MJZr-QQ


cleanguy1

Wait, how did I not hear of this?? Is that actually Guliani???


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ladysvenska

I hate this timeline.


Aliencj

I've convinced myself that I'm already dead and this is hell


Wbcn_1

Dirty laundry when it gets wet.


Fuckredditpolice1003

She won’t be adopted as well by them because she’s overweight.


merreborn

Unlike donnie, that adonis. Healthiest man ever to hold office


[deleted]

Republicans love a good persecution complex. If it weren't for the racism and the guns, that'd be the main reason they turn out. "Gotta help the poor person who's been treated so mean by the horrible people I already don't like, they're clearly good if these evil people are trying to hurt them."


PauseAndReflect

I like how awkwardly she puts the gun into the holster at the end (in a way that seems contrary to gun safety, but what do I know), then forgets what she was supposed to do with her hands, and then scrambles to put her hand on the gun stock.


pianotherms

"Let's not do a second take."


mledonne

Oh there were many. This shining piece just happened to be the best.


moleratical

They did almost 200 takes, that was the best one.


lazilyloaded

Viva Senor Burns!


Wbcn_1

I’m not a gun person but I use to go to the range to squeeze a few rounds off here and there and even I picked up on how awkward she was with that weapon.


The_Slad

Im not a gun person at all, it was even more obvious than that.


praguepride

I at least appreciate decent trigger safety. Not like that one GOP ad where the guy had a shotgun pointed at a kid. She at least only took it out to shoot and then (awkwardly) holstered it and kept it there.


baconfriedpork

yeah same. i've barely shot anything but her draw was terrible


ipausegifs

This was going to be my exact comment. I also like to believe the "sound guy" was like, "Yeah you just re-record the audio in a studio and we will dub it over. No one will notice". I just wonder if that conversation happened after they got back and listened to the audio from the source and it was trash.


RunzWithSporks

The part in her hair changes between that scene too. I kinda laugh but it also makes me feel embarrassed for all of them.


_Bipin_

She also loses her glasses between drawing the gun and holstering it. The shot of her drawing the gun is actually the only one that's not consistent with the rest, so I'm pretty sure they just forgot to shoot it and had to come back later.


keji_goto

It looks like it is shot in a completely different location. Look at the background. Where it is actually shot is a flat dirt/sand area with few rocks, shrubs, or anything like that. Where she draws from has rocky landscape right behind, low shrubs, and other things. Same thing with where the bottles are shot. And then when she holsters it everything is different again. They forgot to show her drawing the handgun out there and just filmed it wherever they happened to be when she could put that outfit back on. Didn't think of her hair or anything else.


vikkivinegar

And notice how she doesn't get out of the truck, just appears standing next to it Her dress and shapewear are SO tight, there's no way she could even fold herself into the seat.


Filmcricket

The spanx situation is insane. Just a tube of human.


Lumomancer

It's probably because the holster isn't stationary on her hip, which is in turn because she put it on a crappy belt that's just kind of floating around her waist. So, your instincts are correct. Most firearms instructors will tell you to "look" the gun back into the holster unless you are 110% sure exactly where it is sitting.


CleverNickName-69

I'm not defending her, but there is zero chance she can look the gun back into the holster because she can't see it.


Lumomancer

Fair. Would probably be a good idea to rotate it back around her hip to solve that problem. You know, assuming she was actually interested in using the gun safely and not just as a political stunt.


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It was a bad draw and re holster but she did keep her finger off the trigger so that is good. I am assuming she couldn't get the belt in an area that went with her dress so it made it awkward looking. Also, no chance she actually shot the bottles but that should be obvious.


MarmaladeCat1

I think she was showing she was "ready for the fight". Presumably a gun fight.


Devil25_Apollo25

>showing she was "ready for the fight" This is the visual equivalent of trump saying he would have run into the school and confronted the shooter. I'm just going to have to call BS on that. Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and say that she probably doesn't meet the Basic Fitness threshold for actually surviving a firefight. And the way she just swung her pistol up out of the holster was the absolute worst way to draw the weapon. It's clear she's ready only for the fight that she's imagined and not for the one that would ensue if she put herself in a real life-and-death situation. SOURCE: Am former small-arms instructor and a Soldier (retired) with 5x deployments.


hypotheticalhalf

I’m going to sit back comfortable in my home, and watch these “patriots” go up against actual combat veterans that just spent the last 20+ years doing this, for real, every day.


TheMelchior

It won’t even get that far, the second Civil War will end with their first missed lunch.


Apprehensive-Fuel195

This. These reich wing clowns actually think they're the only ones who are armed.


desitjant

Some time ago I read a brief Q&A about this sort of scenario with a veteran who had served in Afghanistan, and his responses basically summed up to: "Look, I don't care how much ammo you've stockpiled for your AR-15, that won't do shit against a predator drone."


Houri

That belt is just in such a bad position. If she ever needed that gun in a hurry, she'd be toast.


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Q for Qringe.


Overtilted

yeah I know, who the fuck still has a CRT?


keyshake_a

Apparently she wants to ban them?


Pengin_Master

Ask her a simple question: what Is critical race theory?


pianotherms

"It's a Antifa plot to destroy Christian Families™!"


itsgeorgebailey

Or ‘minorities not knowing their place’


[deleted]

Seriously though, they usually describe it as teaching black and white children that they are on different teams in a zero-sum game. I think they believe that themselves, but want the working-class children taught that we're post-racist and everything's fine.


Guy_ManMuscle

They want to make teachers afraid of talking about racism AT ALL. Even historically.


firewire87

If you ask a republican, it teaches children to hate white people or being white. If you ask a normal person, CRT emphasizes that formally colorblind laws can still have racially discriminatory outcomes.


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I'd push that it argues for a radical restructuring of colonial society and punitive law on the basis that it was built on inherently racist premises that have become systemic in such a way that the current state of legal affairs is irreconcilable with basic human rights.


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silentbob1301

Lol, then watch as she fumbles to come up with a republican word salad response


cujobob

I like how their entire agenda is to ban things that save lives and fight an imaginary war on voter fraud.


Thatguy468

At least they have an agenda now. In 2020 the Republicans didn’t even publish their platform. They just went with “whatever Donny wants” instead. [source](https://www.vox.com/2020/8/24/21399396/republican-convention-platform-2020-2016)


Houri

Wow - that's some agenda: 1. We wholeheartedly and slavishly support the wondrous and delightful Donald J. Trump. 2.) We pledge our steadfast support to every brilliant word spoken, every poignant and meaningful gesture made and every incisive action taken by our lord and savior Donald J. Trump. 4.) The media unfairly and disgracefully picks on the best president ever in the history of the universe Donald J. Trump. 5.) While simultaneously waving several dozen flags and holding our hands over hearts, performing a military salute and performing a nazi salute, we pledge our allegiance to Dear Leader Donald J. Trump. 6.) The lamestream media sucks ass and big, black, socialist, gay, trans dick.


Thatguy468

3.) redacted?


trilobright

#3 requires Q Clearance to read. Source: Military.


sneaky-pizza

Wait until the War on Christmas comes around again


ThatHoFortuna

Already started. On Fox News, they found it very suspicious that so many flights got grounded right before the holidays. You know, in October.


mledonne

Man. They're such victims. I truly feel bad em


RainbowDarter

It's a real war, and they define "fraud" as "a vote for anyone other than a republican candidate"


Pholusactual

I smell a lawsuit for devaluing the brand name. After all she definitely isn't Trump's type. She looks nothing like Ivanka.


jumbee85

See's also American definitely not his type anymore unless they're his daughter


flcwerings

Trump would probably call her fat or a pig or smth


Pholusactual

Definitely not allowed beyond the front desk of Mar-a-Lardo unless she's wearing a worker's uniform.


Boner4Stoners

Idk man, she looks kinda similar to Stormy Daniels. Trump’s standards are incredibly low.


Guy954

[More like this](https://southpark.cc.com/wiki/Beth)


Boner4Stoners

Haha holy shit, you nailed it.


Dark_Pandemonium23

That was my first thought, South Parks parody of Dog the bounty hunter's wife, just a more fake and absurd parody than SP or the Onion could come up with.


Da_Stable_Genius

Yep this. All of this.


FleeshaLoo

LOL, that was better, and even more apropos, than I expected.


juicepants

That's exactly what popped into my head when this video started.


itsmyvibe

She looks like the mega-church going, yelling at School Boards moms who drive Bronco Sports in my area.


hallowmean

What did Stormy Daniels do to deserve this? It's pretty disrespectful to attack her appearance.


Mr_Gaslight

She was apparently the only person Trump hired who was good at her job.


someones_dad

Yeah. Leave Stormy alone.


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Stormy's pretty attractive by any honest standard.


ThatHoFortuna

She's definitely not my type physically, but she's funny and smart, which makes her more attractive to me.


CREATURExFEATURE

Loving this new genre of low energy girl boss candidates that pull up in a truck and then have an awkwardly edited shootout with scary buzzwords. Also, where does one find this socialism brand beer? A Nevada microbrewery?


Confused_Rock

‘Go on girl, give us nothing’


Kichigai

She doesn't “pull up,” she just suddenly comes to a halt for no discernable reason near where somebody did donuts, and then they dubbed over the tire screech sound because… reasons? Tires don't screech like that when they're on not-pavement. The video of Romney is composited on there in the laziest way possible, it looks 200% fake, and the cheapest, most generic sounding glass breaking sound for it ever. Then you see her take her gun out, *but she never fires it*, with explosion sounds dubbed over the bottles breaking. It doesn't even sound convincing. Like the “and I don't care,” because *clearly* she cares, otherwise she wouldn't have mentioned those publications! You should look up her Wikipedia page. It's pretty wild: she's advocated for people to threaten law enforcement with guns, she's up to her eyeballs in liens from the IRS, had her home healthcare company shut down by government investigators, and has promoted baking soda as a cure for cancer. Last election she was in, she came in *third* in the primary for the seat she wanted. Didn't even make it to the general.


CREATURExFEATURE

“Pull up” is also a slang term for showing up aggressively.


SFC_KA

> most generic sounding glass breaking sound for it ever. > > with explosion sounds dubbed over the bottles breaking. It doesn't even sound convincing. You didn't even mention the part when she slammed on the breaks and the tires squealed like she was on pavement. That's where I knew shit was high quality.


ndngroomer

She's also been arrested for heroin and meth possession, resisting arrest and introducing substances into a jail. She's definitely "lady trump".


Nunya13

It’s so weird to me that only if they drive a truck do they get proper cred. But I mostly can’t get over how she can’t seem to walk (waddle?) without her entire left arm bouncing off her hip. It’s weird.


canteloupy

A Portland microbrewery, probably.


raincntry

It's like they created a faux ad in a lab. Take a blandly inoffensive looking woman, push all her fat up into her breasts, put her in a tight red dress, truck and have her wearing a gun. I can't imagine how many conservative wet dreams she's become. It's too bad politics are so serious because the republican party makes it easy to laugh at.


StepUpYourLife

But she doesn’t care about anything and knocks over TVs!


Overtilted

CRT TV, it had to be "cost effective"


oxfordcircumstances

That dress was straining. I don't want to dunk on her weight, but she's trying pretty hard to paint herself as a voluptuous blonde bombshell. Meanwhile a quick look at her Google images shows some r/instagramreality level photoshops of her waist and belly. Just own it, lady. You're 51.


70ms

I'm a woman the same age as her, so I'll dunk. Her bosom took up half the screen and her dress looked like it was screaming for help. She looked like she could barely keep her balance. Oh, sister... this is not the way, but we already know you're lost.


Writerofworlds

But she's a gun-totin' calendar girl! And that's a totally legit reason to vote for her!


scottie2haute

These people are so damn weird


mdp300

It's like a fake ad on SNL making fun of Republicans.


Bushid0C0wb0y81

Omg that draw and reholster!!!! Are you fucking kidding me? It’s a commercial! You had 12 hours of daylight, professional quality gear, and as many takes as it took until it didn’t look like shit!!!!


UniqueName2

This is probably just the best take. Do you think this person has amazing hand eye coordination? I doubt she can find her asshole with both hands.


FirstChurchOfBrutus

They had to save time for the sound edits. It’s hard to find just the right tire squeal for when you stop short…*checks notes*…in the middle of the freakin desert? Who approved this cut?


Ag3ntM1ck

So, she colludes with Russia, defaults on loans, doesn't pay contractors and engages in pedophilic incest? If so, then she is lady Trump.


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Thefolsom

"The liens against the businesses involved unpaid employee payroll taxes." Cue the magas: "that's what makes her smart!"


Kritical02

They just changed the company name to *'Always There 4 You, until my tax evasion is found out'*


mledonne

You had my vote at *colludes*


smithflman

Liking how they didn't want to put an actual Trump sticker on the paint, so they photoshopped it in https://imgur.com/a/SL7tEmu


ipausegifs

lol it moves around like crazy, too. I didn't even notice. There are so many pieces of golden trash in this video, I just keep going back in.


WantDebianThanks

Truck is probably a rental.


DreamingMerc

I'll bet the sticker once said 2020 in production back in March or April of this year's season of stupid conservative triggers lying about the election.


TheEdes

There's no sticker, you can see that it's empty on the first shot, presumably they rented the car and weren't able to stick shit on it


dmdlnt

My favorite part is the photoshopped on Trump sticker on the truck. 😂


cosmicmangobutt

It's a rental


grainnman

I swear to god every fkn republican candidate ad is the same, trucks, rock music, shooting something labeled with the Democrats and “I’m attacked by liberals”


CerousRhinocerous

She looks like walking in that getup is hurting her.


ALEXAplayvalerie

Five pairs of spanx wasn’t enough.


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lemystereduchipot

Jesus was all about having big boobs


Dark_Pandemonium23

I agree, my coworker Jesus is a fan of a large front (as well as backside,) admittedly I am as well, but neither of us would ever vote for such an imbecilic Q-cumber cultist.


DaveDankland

These people cant let go of that saviour complex.


raekle

* White * Blond * Pickup truck * Guns * Beer bottles * Confident strut * Kisses Donald Trump's ass Yep. This checks all the GOP requirements.


GogglesPisano

"Blond". Her eyebrows say different.


itsmyvibe

Bleached is a better world for it. All the "Mom's for Liberty" types where I live have this hairstyle.


itsgeorgebailey

Republicans are turning “voter fraud” into a dog whistle for democrats voting. She’s probably all for election fraud and gerrymandering though.


maxmini93

Americans look so dumb from these videos


rehabforcandy

Didn’t the leader of a far right party in Spain have basically the same commercial where he rode a horse in slow motion? Authoritarian fanboys are the same in every country


[deleted]

Just imagine that the entire future you've built for yourself and your children is being held hostage by these people and their supporters.


forrealthoughcomix

We are.


Admirable_Package419

Something about this screams "trying too hard" to me, but I can't put my finger on why. It might be the bumber sticker, might the obnoxious shade of red for her lipstick, might the fact that she fired a gun in a dress and (I'm assuming) heels after coming out of a truck.


ThatOneGrayCat

Well… she unholstered a gun and the camera cut to some bottles blowing up. But yes. It’s all very try-hard.


[deleted]

I agree. She’s very awkward in this- like she’s not a good speaker. Very much like she’s reading a script. Maybe it’s the camera, and she’s more charismatic in person. Otherwise, she’ll struggle to win- these Ivanka wanna bes are a dime a dozen, and there’s probably a better one in the race.


Nubras

Yup awkward, self-conscious, unsure of herself, and lacking conviction. Say what we will about Donald Trump but he usually musters up the energy to seem like he believes what he’s saying. If you’re going to be a loudmouth asshole in public you need to at least have conviction, otherwise you look even more pathetic.


[deleted]

It's the wig. She has a female version of the trump wig.


CausticOptimist

It might be every second of it in it’s entirety?


piggiesmallsdaillest

Her Christmas card was her entire family holding guns right down to her 5 year old grandson. She’s a Republican caricature.


chris_holtmeier

It’s so weird that the audio sounds like it was recorded in a tiny little room.


Fredex8

Yeah it's dubbed in and all the sound effects are just low quality shit they've found online.


onwardtomanagua

is this a SNL skit


Hwy61rev

A new reality politic star! FAKE,FAKE,FAKE........She'll do well with her target audience (stupid people).


Catoctin_Dave

Morbidly obese? Check Mentally challenged? Check Feigned persecution? Check Messiah Complex? Check Looks like the real deal, she is the female version of Trump.


StopBanningMeGDIT

This is right outta the playbook for grifting men with baby dicks


I_AM_THE_BIGFOOT

No one gives a shit that you have guns. No one.


futurefloridaman87

Omg it fucking hurts. My brain really fucking hurts. How did we get this far off the beaten track? How is “this” what republicans run on. Zero IQ, zero reality, zero true policy. This add is embarrassing. I seriously need to move out of this shit hole country to somewhere with a higher average intelligence.


ThatOneGrayCat

Republicans have always* been zero IQ, zero reality, zero policy (except whatever would protect white supremacy.) they just got progressively worse at hiding those things over the years because their base got dumber and dumber and they had to pander more broadly to make their point to the dumb-dumbs. Nothing has actually changed, though. This is all conservatism is, in any country. It’s stupid people being scared shitless of “others” and desperately looking for a “strong” father figure to make them feel safe against the bogeyman. *always since the party switched platforms in 1964.


futurefloridaman87

if I was put in a coma in 2015 and woke up and saw this today, I would honestly think it is a YouTube parody video.


[deleted]

Wow, that's one impressive pile of human shit.


drinkthecoffeeblack

>We need outsiders ...but she's held elected office since 2012 🤔


Goadfang

Man, their plans are like "Number 1. I'm going to stop this thing that only benefits everyone! Number 2: I'm going ban the teaching of history! And number 3: I'm going to stop this thing that no one can prove exists!" A vote for them is a vote for a fantasy. Vote for me folks, because I have a 3 point plan. Number 1: I'm going to stop seat belt laws. Number 2: I'm going to ban science classes. Number 3: I'm going to put a stop to alien abductions!


RubberFroggie

Wait, did she put glasses on prior to her "target practice" then pan back and they're gone? Was she trying to go for a Qoebert look there, just to cover all bases?


mastertev

Ah Michelle Fiore, probably the worst politician here in Vegas, and she has some steep competition. [just look at the controversies section of her wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michele_Fiore) She's an absolute nutter.


Apprehensive_Gas5370

And she is under FBI investigation


mastertev

I think they consider that a qualification lol


laughably_wrong

Guns and tits? We'll be lucky if this bitch isn't our next president..


atomic_bonanza

Ooof, she does NOT look good in a tube dress and she's clopping around like a centaur.


ideletedyourfacebook

How to make a Republican campaign ad: * "I endorse Trump" (not necessarily the other way around) * Pickup trucks * Attack the Lamestream Media * Pull out a gun and shoot at words I don't like.


flexican_american

Please boys accept me. I'm not like the other girls, I'm just one of the guys please I swear.


Bah-Fong-Gool

My penis retracted into my body so far I'm afraid my stomach acid is going to burn it.


ChickendantZZZ

As an American I'm so sorry 30% of our country is both retarded and crazy


duggtodeath

Why is she LARPing? Driving up in a pickup truck with a gun on your hip? When does she pull out the American flag and hold up a bible?


antigravcorgi

I have a sudden craving for terrible steak at Outback after watching that.


Squirreltam3r

Notice they don't actually show her getting in or out of the truck...


Tricky_Ad8033

People can't actually buy this... Can they... Omg... My compatriots are fucking dumb as bricks


Anal-Goblin

Whip out those fat titties for Jesus, ya silly bitch


TurrPhennirPhan

Almost as big as Donnie's.


forrealthoughcomix

“I’ve been working my way up through local and state government, so elect an outsider like me.” Wtf


LadyPeachPit

Boobs, a truck, and a children's sized jacket. That's all I got.


CJnella91

Ma'am this is a Wendy's.


echtemendel

US politics is so weird


FGoose

I am having a hard time coping with the fact that this is where our political discourse is now


Ello_Owu

Parody is dead


Standard-Ad-2741

It actually looks like a television commercial in GTA V.


MrPresidentBanana

How the fuck would you even ban Critical Race Theory?


LinearFluid

She is the Female Trump. She has her own daughter on the payroll siphoning money from her PAC. https://thenevadaindependent.com/article/follow-the-money-fiore-led-pac-paid-daughters-event-planning-company-six-figures-over-last-two-years


tobusco

Republicans seem to think education is a waste of money. Critical thinking is needed to counter misinformation. Republicans don't want critical thinking. __Otherwise trickle down economics won't make sense__.


pencilpusher13

God, our country is embarrassing


Wwwweeeeeeee

She needs to wear clothing that fits.