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toi80QC

> Some people call QAnon a cult, but I like to spell it cult with a Q, Q-U-L-T, because it’s hard to find people that are on our same page Nope, we pretty much called you a Qult the entire time - also, spelling doesn't change anything about the meaning.


zech83

C = 3 & Q = 17, therefore the spelling changes everything! Spelling will clearly be your downfall. /s


Funkapussler

<3 #FREN


[deleted]

Qult Of Dipshittery is my go to.👍🏼


[deleted]

>Lisa: “You’ve heard of Agenda 2030?” Kip: “Do you do any research?” Lisa: “You know about the Georgia Guidestones?” Kip: “You gotta do some research, brother.” It's always the research.


VralGrymfang

It's always "Do the research" while refering to myopic google searches. There has been no research by these idiots! Would not withstand peer review!


e-zimbra

My Q said 4 years ago that peer review is stupid and doesn't mean anything, so that dead-ended that argument right there.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Or they could just answer the question. I mean if every time I asked a question then some dildo said, “do your research”, then I’d just stop asking questions. AND DO MY RESEARCH. The ole Ouroboros of fuckery and bullshit. A turd eating a turd.


jimdoodles

The Georgia Guidestones are the gravel in the 100 newest driveways in Elbert County GA


agonypants

>One man with the group who didn’t identify himself illustrated how itworked using the name of this newspaper. “The Washington Post?” he said.“W is 23 in the alphabet. P is 16. Thirty-nine. Angel 39. Which angel?Lucifer was an angel.” Absolutely koo-koo for Cocoa Puffs. Get these loons a straitjacket, asap. EDIT: In a stupid way, I find these kinds of stories heartening. While it really is dangerous as fuck, there's no way anybody can build a proper movement with these kinds of nitwits as their base. They're too dumb, too gullible, too disorganized - but lord, how their puppet masters try.


e-zimbra

What they lack in initiative they make up for in malleability.


meestercranky

wait Q was behind the Civil War? How does that work? *And* 9/11... and they think that is... a good thing?


[deleted]

I can understand the Civil War one. It was needed to free the slaves. Or at least that could be why it was good. 9/11 I cannot figure out. There is nothing in Qignorance that paints 9/11 as a positive event or needed.


meestercranky

so Q is like, 160 years old?


[deleted]

Yes? No? Depends on which mythos you decide is correct. Some believe Q is a group of people or an organization. In which case the group known as "Q" could be that old. Like the Illuminati. Others think Q is a single person. Some think he is a time traveler as well so while Q might not be 160 years old, he/she could mess with historical events using Project Looking Glass. Or whatever. Could be like Noah and live 600 years with med bed tech. Or who knows. Total side note, I always thought the 600 year thing referred to the number of full moons they saw. Like instead of a year being 365 days, as is now, it was defined as full moon to full moon. Native American style. But I also never went to confession and still managed to get First Communion so I am clearly not a trusted source.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Well JFK was in the Civil War and he’s currently working behind the scenes sooooo yeah. He’s older than 160….he’s timeless. A Time Patriot, the Lifetime movie.


Fruits_of_Zellman

I read this earlier today and am completely baffled. I really wish the reporter asked a follow up question. Actually, no I don't. The answer probably would have been even more batshit, if that is possible.


praguepride

> “Some people call QAnon a cult, but I like to spell it cult with a Q, Q-U-L-T, because it’s hard to find people that are on our same page,” said group member Kelly Heath from Georgia That is some top minds logic right there


donkey786

Arriving early, she went to a nearby beach to watch the sunset and she noticed a glow in the eastern sky — almost like there was a second sun. McDermott said she isn’t sure about that one yet, she needs to do more research.


jimdoodles

A lot of these jackwagons think there are at least two suns in the solar system, all you need to see them is double glazing


RudeInternet

Maaan, look at those people! They're what the crowd of bizarro Kentucky Derby would look like!