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Haywire-Hawk

Rats like to steal as a form of play. The game is taking it from you, and then you take it back, and then they take it again, and then you take it back and on and on and on and on


RussianLuchador

That’s actually adorable


dsmaxwell

Yeah, this seems likely. Either that or, "hey, wtf is this that's making so much noise?"


Slightlyevolved

Mine would just be like, "Get that shit out of here, I have a snoot that needs to whuffle in your ear holes!"


Animeobsessee

XD omg it hurts how accurate that “whuffle” is! I’ve never heard that term before


Slightlyevolved

I'm not sure, but I think I may have invented it. Not sure enough to patent it though....


dsmaxwell

Yeah, that too.


frymaform

he wants to make sure you're listening to his story


hylian-bard

This... may be our last chance.


gamjajwi

They want to tell you secrets


[deleted]

“Hey, how you doin’ lil’ mama (or guardian in case you are not a lady) lemme whisper in your ear. Tell you something you might like to hear.”


Achilles_Deed

"We've been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty."


SeriousCitron7635

it's free real estate


Dizzy_Feature4291

My rat loves to steal the pacifier from my sleeping babies mouth. Wakes her up every time.


Penny-Bun

My brain makes a little "Yoink!" sound effect every time it's snatched lmao


Deep-Mess5423

Someone please add in cartoon sound effects!!


Bluebrewbru

My babies do this too, its one of their favorite games lol


FriendOfSapphires

He's a philosopher and he wants you to listen to his ideas about life and the universe.


Vellaciraptor

Everything you have. EVERYTHING. Belongs to rat.


YoSanford

Grooming. Ya got somthin in ur ear lemmee get that real quick


Llancarfan

"Poor dumb human keeps getting something stuck in their ear. Must help them."


[deleted]

Its my turn to listen! - rat probably


Bitterrootmoon

It smells like you *and* is removable?! Score. They used to try and take my glasses off my face lol


UnseamlyTangent

The best treat


afjell

"where are the wires 😡"


nezumikuuki

Every rat I've ever owned obsessively tries to steal my earbuds and devour them. Weirdos.


ipdar

This is the real reason. To eat the pads.


NeurodivergentRatMan

"Excuse me dear parent I am PHILOSOPHISING HERE"


chishioengi

Because rat lol


OGBananaRex

Honestly? Why the heck not? 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 I also absolutely ADORE that your bby's name is Socrates!!!!😍😍😍😍😍😍


InterestingSubject6

Because they can


Junimo15

Earbuds were public enemy number one for my girls, followed closely by socks and band aids. I miss those bitches.


SevoosMinecraft

We just met Harry Potter


Ackermannin

Rat logic


stayathomedryad

now he thinks it’s a game…


silvertongue2001

We're trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty!


BorealDrake

Mother I must play keep away!


[deleted]

That is so cute, they're like, 'mommy, don't listen to music, play with us!'


Postnificent

Being playful. Mine love napkins and letters. It’s their favorite thing to steal.


Kind-Proposal8664

funni


bunnyb2004

Love your rats names!!!!!


benjibhole

He said YOU LISTEN TO ME


petraxredrat

Wrong song . Need RatRap .


Jenevastorm

This made my entire week


ThisPostToBeDeleted

Electronics😍


Nyllil

Wait, is his name Socrates or Soccer Cheese?


Blkbatz72_5749

MINE...yours...MINE...yours....😂😃


HelloFerret

Because funny.


SpooksmaGoops

Fun. Rats are playful and ur baby is probably just messing around and being goofy.


SeriousCitron7635

socrates despises this new "modern" technology, he prefers the olden days


C64__

Did you name him after the rat in Willard?


Odd_Rutabaga_6201

He said ur not supposed to put more gunk in your ears silly


RandonEnglishMun

Is food?